Have to drop a deuce at work. All is going well. I'm checking tweets,
at Vines, etc. when someone walks in. Ugh, party over. It's boss (talks to himself, can hear his voice). Boss sits down at stall right next to mine. I'm frantically cutting my deuce aka relaxation time short. Here's the kicker. As boss lets out disgusting slimy fart/crap he takes LARGE inhale followed by an "ahhhh."
No one can see me, but I'm visibly shaken. I quickly get sorted and get out of there as fast as I can.
Not really hilarious. WTF?