kelly stewart stories

[420seriouscat69]

What does "take a lap" mean?

You're a respect and you're bbs'ing is atrocious. Get out of my life and take a lap. :coachspeak:

Why are you so mad about Kelly winning a $500 bet?

I'm not, she's lost way more than she's won. Your act is just old.

[420seriouscat69]

So it's a coaching thing? Like telling someone to go run for discipline? Weird.

It seems like a lot of work to me to continue doing Michigan stuff in ever thread. Do your thing though.

[michigancat]

Lots of work.

[kim carnes]

What does "take a lap" mean?

You're a respect and you're bbs'ing is atrocious. Get out of my life and take a lap. :coachspeak:

Why are you so mad about Kelly winning a $500 bet?

I'm not, she's lost way more than she's won. Your act is just old.

You're a lunatic.  Quit freaking out on people.  Kelly winning 500 large is no reason to freak out on someone. 

[kim carnes]

So it's a coaching thing? Like telling someone to go run for discipline? Weird.

It seems like a lot of work to me to continue doing Michigan stuff in ever thread. Do your thing though.

^^^wtf is this post?   It doesn't make sense.  The things you say don't make sense.

[420seriouscat69]

#Carnesstuff

[Phil Titola]

What does "take a lap" mean?

You're a respect and you're bbs'ing is atrocious. Get out of my life and take a lap. :coachspeak:

Why are you so mad about Kelly winning a $500 bet?

I'm not, she's lost way more than she's won. Your act is just old.

You're a lunatic.  Quit freaking out on people.  Kelly winning 500 large is no reason to freak out on someone.

pffft.

[XocolateThundarr]

Waiting on Ell's stories.

[FunruhCat76]

I'm totally out of the loop about what's going on with Kelly and how this thread started....

What I do know is that Kelly has always treated me decent.  Every time I'm in Vegas or even if I have buddies in Vegas (like I do this week), she has been very cool about getting me on lists to get into clubs that she is working and getting me hooked up.

It's kinda hard for me to bag on someone that's treated me good....can't be all that bad of a chick.  Know what I mean Vern?

[XocolateThundarr]

I'm totally out of the loop about what's going on with Kelly and how this thread started....

What I do know is that Kelly has always treated me decent.  Every time I'm in Vegas or even if I have buddies in Vegas (like I do this week), she has been very cool about getting me on lists to get into clubs that she is working and getting me hooked up.

It's kinda hard for me to bag on someone that's treated me good....can't be all that bad of a chick.  Know what I mean Vern?

We know what you mean Kelly.

[wiley]

Just by these stories and personal experiences around townies and athletes.  How did she not attach to someones jock and ride it to the indoor football league wives club?

[420seriouscat69]

Just by these stories and personal experiences around townies and athletes.  How did she not attach to someones jock and ride it to the indoor football league wives club?

cause her bestie is riding David Price's now.

[Trim]

Everytime I'm in Vegas I want to go to Hyde or wherever she is tramping around and get her as a drink slinger...just not sure how to make it funny so I just give up.  Ideas?

Go with The Ed and I in a few weeks?

[Skipper44]

Everytime I'm in Vegas I want to go to Hyde or wherever she is tramping around and get her as a drink slinger...just not sure how to make it funny so I just give up.  Ideas?

Go with The Ed and I in a few weeks?

While the direct PI route that Trim and The Ed likely take will result in a very entertaining but short confrontation I believe a couple of gEs sitting at one of her tables using gE lingo from this thread http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23839.0 could be a good time and won't get you immediately escorted from the premises.

[Trim]

Everytime I'm in Vegas I want to go to Hyde or wherever she is tramping around and get her as a drink slinger...just not sure how to make it funny so I just give up.  Ideas?

Go with The Ed and I in a few weeks?

While the direct PI route that Trim and The Ed likely take will result in a very entertaining but short confrontation I believe a couple of gEs sitting at one of her tables using gE lingo from this thread http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23839.0 could be a good time and won't get you immediately escorted from the premises.

You have no idea how long I can eff with people before letting them know what happened, if I do at all.

[420seriouscat69]

He ain't kidding.

[Skipper44]

Everytime I'm in Vegas I want to go to Hyde or wherever she is tramping around and get her as a drink slinger...just not sure how to make it funny so I just give up.  Ideas?

Go with The Ed and I in a few weeks?

While the direct PI route that Trim and The Ed likely take will result in a very entertaining but short confrontation I believe a couple of gEs sitting at one of her tables using gE lingo from this thread http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23839.0 could be a good time and won't get you immediately escorted from the premises.

You have no idea how long I can eff with people before letting them know what happened, if I do at all.

I guess I am under the impression she would recognize you but if she doesn't we really need to document this.  I am thinking your or the Ed's phone on the table to just record audio and a 3rd party at another table to get video.

[Trim]

Everytime I'm in Vegas I want to go to Hyde or wherever she is tramping around and get her as a drink slinger...just not sure how to make it funny so I just give up.  Ideas?

Go with The Ed and I in a few weeks?

While the direct PI route that Trim and The Ed likely take will result in a very entertaining but short confrontation I believe a couple of gEs sitting at one of her tables using gE lingo from this thread http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23839.0 could be a good time and won't get you immediately escorted from the premises.

You have no idea how long I can eff with people before letting them know what happened, if I do at all.

I guess I am under the impression she would recognize you but if she doesn't we really need to document this.  I am thinking your or the Ed's phone on the table to just record audio and a 3rd party at another table to get video.

I'll leave my FattyFest Justin Bieber backstage pass with my name on it in the hotel room.

[WillieWatanabe]

just caught up with this. holy crap.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Kelly showed up to a party at the lake shitfaced. The bf at the time was taking his contacts out before he passed out. He was bending over to pick something up and Kelly didn't like it (she was in a drunken rage as usual) and straight punted him in the dick. BF turns around and bitch slaps the eff out of her

[michigancat]

Kelly showed up to a party at the lake shitfaced. The bf at the time was taking his contacts out before he passed out. He was bending over to pick something up and Kelly didn't like it (she was in a drunken rage as usual) and straight punted him in the dick. BF turns around and bitch slaps the eff out of her

why on earth were you hanging out with those awful, awful people

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Sounds like the dick kick was her go to move

[kim carnes]

Kelly showed up to a party at the lake shitfaced. The bf at the time was taking his contacts out before he passed out. He was bending over to pick something up and Kelly didn't like it (she was in a drunken rage as usual) and straight punted him in the dick. BF turns around and bitch slaps the eff out of her

why on earth were you hanging out with those awful, awful people

if you haven't noticed, he is awful

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Kelly showed up to a party at the lake shitfaced. The bf at the time was taking his contacts out before he passed out. He was bending over to pick something up and Kelly didn't like it (she was in a drunken rage as usual) and straight punted him in the dick. BF turns around and bitch slaps the eff out of her

why on earth were you hanging out with those awful, awful people

if you haven't noticed, he is awful

nuh uh, kim carnes

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Junior year of high school she traveled to Pittsburgh, KS to visit friends. After a night of partying and stealing mopeds she passed out at the dorms (tits up, totally naked)