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Kansas State Football / Re: I’m dreaming of National Championships.

« on: September 15, 2019, 12:43:57 AM »

T-H-I-S   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Kansas State Football / Re: A LOT of you guys owe Mustang Gene and Meadowlark Klieman apologies

« on: September 15, 2019, 12:42:39 AM »

Dugout DickStone
while also incorporating some scripture (King James)

Why? What does stone age burbles have to do with KSU Football?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....

« on: September 13, 2019, 10:36:13 AM »

 I thought you were supposed to remove the band BEFORE you smoked them.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Will Classless Kleiman Run Up the Score Again?

« on: September 13, 2019, 10:33:43 AM »

'tatorblast
take this to the Fire Klieman thread please

Classienessie can only be measured in miniscule gradients not HUGE ones.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Surviving Starkville: travel tips for Cats in the Deep South

« on: September 13, 2019, 10:17:24 AM »

nicname
Guys, I decided to spring for tix and travel with our Cats into Mississippi for the game. I’ve got to be honest. I’m pretty nervous about this trip. We all know it’s pretty backwards down there. Worst part is you really can’t fly, so we’re driving.

Dum, DUME, D-U-M-E

Get all your shots and be sure to carry several flame throwers and as many "Flash-Bangs" as you can get.

Having an A-10 "Warthog" for ground cover wouldn't be a bad idea as well.

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Kansas State Football / Re: I have great respect for Kansas State football

« on: September 13, 2019, 10:08:53 AM »

Batt BcKee
I feel like the OP is mocking testicular cancer.

Please remember, and never forget that men can get Breasticular Cancer as well.

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Kansas State Football / Re: New Uniforms Master Thread

« on: September 13, 2019, 10:05:34 AM »

If they just take Texas and copy/paste cat stuff on it it will be the best uniform ever

Tex-AZZ got their unis by letting the WRs play with their own poop and drinking lots of LSD(Lone Star Draft)

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Kansas State Football / Re: I hope that classless Les Miles doesn't run up the score on us

« on: September 13, 2019, 10:02:22 AM »

Bookie Pimp
I think you mis-spelled Oxford, home of the Old Miss Runnin' Liberals.

It's Open Season 365 days a year in Mississippi on Liberals and IQs over 55.

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Kansas State Football / Re: You dumb tator heads didnt learn a damn thing last year.........

« on: September 13, 2019, 09:55:24 AM »

I saw the thread where your talking smack were too slow and stupid ehh

I saw the thread where your talking smack

we're

too slow and stupid ehh

Uh, too slow and too stupid----- bull's eye.

FTFY

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Kansas State Football / Re: Will Classless Kleiman Run Up the Score Again?

« on: September 10, 2019, 12:48:03 AM »

1.) 

catastrophe
I’m already pretty fed up with the attitude I’ve seen from the new coaching staff toward our opponents. Will he do it again against Ole Miss St?

One can only hope so. MStU needs plenty of proding to clear out the Kluxers.

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting

« on: September 08, 2019, 01:37:17 AM »

DaBigTrain
Re: KU football is hurting

omg, like, KU had to go, like, for a 4th and, like, 5 from, like, their own 25....and they, like Totally, got stuffed 

FTFY

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Kansas State Football / Re: Can Klieman's Ass? No! When Do We Want To Can His Ass? Not Today For Sure!

« on: September 06, 2019, 05:38:22 AM »

HCCK & Co are going to take KSU to places HOFHCBS couldn't go.

Not because HOFHCBS wasn't capable, but he had to be so focused on the Foundation, that he could not even dwell on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th storeys.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: September 06, 2019, 05:22:41 AM »

Currie makes my ass burn.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Nebraska's struggle for relevance.

« on: September 06, 2019, 05:08:33 AM »

For what New-Braska's (Timmie OZ-Bourne, and Francine Soul-Less) did to DeAngelo Evans, I would wish they never win a game during the history of the world.

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Kansas State Football / Re: When it's all said and done...

« on: September 06, 2019, 03:56:21 AM »

Point, the 1st: This is the Football Area, if you want BasquetteBalle please take that dross, detritus, filth, sewage, slop
to the BasquetteBalle Area.

K-State fans will most likely never, ever, ever see Underwood back in Bramlage wearing purple." -Timothy Everson

TownieCat
Re: Future schedule update...
We're going to end up scheduling a 2nd FCS team.

Considering the Trubble the rest of the BIG 12 had with FCS schools this past weekend, I wouldn't sneer at them so quickly.

September 22  ODU   3:30 p.m.    No. 13 Virginia Tech   W 49–35

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Kansas State Football / Re: the argument for mike leach right now

« on: August 24, 2019, 03:37:23 AM »

Mikey could not take HOFCBS's players and make them a winning team.

Mikey needs a completely different skill set and ou, Tex-AZZ, Okie-St, and most of the BIG 12 has already got most of those boys locked up.

HCCK knows what KSU requires, following in HOFHCBS's footsteps. Only AZZ-Hats would try what the other BIG12 teams are trying to do.
HUNH will not work at KSU. HOFHCBS proved that for nearly 3 Decades.

HUNH only worked at UK for one season when UK didn't have to play 3/4 of best of BIG 12.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Are you going to watch the Nicholls State University Colonels game?

« on: August 24, 2019, 03:20:14 AM »

nicname
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on August 23, 2019, 08:48:22 PM
I will be watching IN PERSON
Me too! Let’s pound the stone(s) together!!

Even in MHK, that's against the law. Be Careful. Hate to have to bail you two out.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Fire Chris Klieman

« on: August 20, 2019, 02:53:52 AM »

'taterblast

is that music i hear? you know who else allowed music at kstate football practices?

Tater, Tater, Tatter, the list below includes several "decent"  :lol:teams who use music during their practices too.

"I go through a practice without music and I think that's really weird," Wisconsin coach Gary Andersen.

assistant coach at Georgia Tech, Penn State coach Bill O'Brien says teams need to practice with this tempo in practice and with the distractions of a glass-shattering crowd. Proponents believe fast-paced music offers a solution for both, while also being viewed as a morale booster.

Hazell is one of the many believers in music in the Big Ten Conference, along with O'Brien, Andersen, Illinois coach Tim Beckman, Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio and Indiana coach Kevin Wilson.

Teams such as Wyoming, Oregon, Utah, UCLA, Arizona and Louisiana-Lafayette also use the tempo system,

Louisiana-Lafayette coach Mark Hudspeth -- Music isn't always a panacea for uninspired football or a catalyst for communication. The song, like any college football player, must rise to the occasion.

"We tried country one practice, but we had to start practice over," Hudspeth says. "It didn't resonate, even for the guys who like country."

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Kansas State Football / Re: Win the Dang Day.

« on: August 04, 2019, 01:53:55 PM »

420seriouscat69
Klieman has killed it so far when it comes to recruiting. I think some of you are trying too hard to hate this guy.

Will Wonders never cease?

Good on you 420!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Intervention For Catbacker 73

« on: July 28, 2019, 12:17:15 PM »

Katdaddy
    I think 73 is Weird Robert
If anyone is at the game and happen to see Weird Robert yell, "CATBACKER HOW GOES IT!".  See what he does.

Sorry, even though my wife is KSU, and I'm Northeastern, we will be in our chairs at home so we can indulge our physical desires. Haven't been to MHK for a football game since 1978.
The people don't give a crap until the re-play is on the Big Board ---- Them and the horse they rode in on.

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Kansas State Football / Re: American Football Questions

« on: July 28, 2019, 12:00:14 PM »

1. When the deep voice guys on television say "1st and 10" or "3rd and three" is there a bunch of math involved or is it more simple than that? I don't really want to do any more math than I need to

4 downs(plays) to make 10 yards and a new set of 4 plays.

2. Why is the score for a touchdown 6, and not like...68 or something? Seems arbitrary

Is arbitrary. But the amount of points all agreed upon.

3. Are we (the Rowdy Cats fans of Kansas America) going to be good this harvest season? I want promotion into the England Premier League as soon as possible if I'm going to remain a supporter

Not part of the England Premier League -- way, way beyond the Premier League.

4. Can the games be moved forward 11 hours? This time differential is going to eff my poophole until it is brown and black

Get it died. You'll be happier.

5. There are so many white lines on the field, I feel like I am watching Tron or some movie similar with a bunch of lines. What do the lines mean? Are they like goals?

In a kind of a sort of a general way

7. Speaking of colors, the ball is brown. Is this of significance?

Has to do with the German emphasis on POOP

8. Is SteveDave on this website as much of a little bitch as she seems to be?

Obviously

9. How many weapons are allowed in this sport?

As many as you can get past the officials

10. Speaking of weapons, how is our linebacker depth in terms of short-field cover options, mainly referring to these speedy pass-catching backs that seem to be cropping up in every offense across the Major 5

Depends on how many weapons can be gotten past the Refs. When I played college ball I wanted Asp, Brass knuckles, and razor blade in my shoe

11. I'm looking into doing crack cocaine in extraordinary amounts in the next few weeks. Am I going to die?

Yeah, but what a way to go.

12. There are also too many white numbers on the pitch, begging the question: how much rough ridin' math is involved in this dumb bullshit? Too many white people too.

Too many white people is a qlitch no matter where you go. And Honkies need numbers to feel safe.

13. Who would you rather want to eff in a gay way: Ryan Gosling, Max Schneider, Brano Mares, or Brad? My brown friend asked me to ask this just now haha

Since I always score 12 out 0f 10 on the Kinsey test, this question doesn't apply to me.

15. It seems food used to be more pure 150 years ago, what exactly triggered the change from natural food harvesting processes to mass manufacturing, preservatives, and genetic engineering. Was it overpopulation, or something more sinister?

Sin-is-ter

16. THE grass on the pitch always has a bunch of different colored green stripes in it, some light, some dark.Symbolism?/quote]
Mari-ju-ana!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

17. When people go into bars with friends, how do they acquire the friends?

Male friends (USD) $1.95; Female Friends (USD) $8,178,900.00

18. Why don't they just put all the players lined up before the score line and block all the score attempts? It's the simplest thing in the world outside of simple cell function

It's obvious you have some trouble with Physics. Don't trouble yourself.

19. The whole sport seems arbitrary?

Much less so than European Futbal, I assure you.

19. The whole sport seems arbitrary?

Only in the sense that European Futbal is SlapDash.

14. How do you know if you are gay?

Short shorts and tight shirts to emphasize body parts which Europeans enjoy visualizing for over an hour.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Intervention For Catbacker 73

« on: July 27, 2019, 09:35:32 AM »

Katdaddy
And you thought Katdaddy was prevress!

Have yet to prove you "Isn't."

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting

« on: July 27, 2019, 09:31:13 AM »

WildcatNkilt
 I also want to thank KU for being very understandable through this process and I’m forever grateful for everything.

Please do it to me again. Thank you.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Status/Twitter/Whatever steve dave Wants To Talk About Thread

« on: July 27, 2019, 09:22:20 AM »

TY for thinking I'm a young one; since I too have graduated in '73.

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"Collage" or HS?

HS, much earlier for me.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Win the Dang Day.

« on: July 27, 2019, 09:15:50 AM »

 

IPA4Me
Imagine that. A land grant ag school with hayseed hicks. Color me surprised. Some of you forget that our beloved school is in the middle of nowhere usa. Nice oasis in the middle of nothing.

Yuck Foo and the Bloody and Sad you rode in on. Go back East, AZZHat.