If it weren't for college basketball, we would have thousands more suicides between Jan-March.
Every other quarter the year has multiple things going for it.
April-June: Golfing, BBQ's, the part of the baseball season where I dare to dream
July - Sept: Fourth of July, swimming pools, fantasy football drafts, football is back,
Oct - Dec: Octoberfest, Halloween, best part of football season, basketball starts, "the holidays"
Only rough ridin' Satan worshipers like this time of year.