OK Boys, It's HAWKWEEK 2013

[Katpappy]

myself, mrs. dave and our 6 children will be there as well as their paternal grandparents and a couple aunts and uncles.

Not bringing all the kids this time? 

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm in Pete

can we collect first?

Sure thing

[Katpappy]

Also, I'LL BE THERE WITH MY BOSS.  HE'S A KU T-SHIRT FAN. 

[kslim]

I'm in Pete

can we collect first?

Sure thing

lol like that dip crap will show up

[Katpappy]

I'm in Pete

can we collect first?

Sure thing

lol like that dip crap will show up

If he doesn't fork over, then fill two buckets with concrete and put his bare feet in them.  Give him his checkbook and have him write them for the amount he owes you.  Go cash them at his bank.  If they are good for the cash, then let him remove his feet from the bottom of the buckets.  If you want to make this a quick process, use high early concrete.  It sets up in about 30 minutes.  GOOD LUCK FINDING HIM, THO.

[420seriouscat69]

I'll be there. LSOC hired me to make sure Tim doesn't touch his $5000 jacket.

[Trim]

I think we should really Lawrence the crap out of this thing.  Really Lawrence it up.  We don't know the game time, but let's assume it's not the 11 am game.

1.  Get to town early, and grab some lunch at Buffalo Bob's.  Ask for extra apple fritters.

2.  Drive around for 45-60 minutes until we find a parking spot as close to the Wheel as we can.  Ultimately, we'll decide that the spot that we had when we went to Buffalo Bob's was actually closer.

3.  Head to the Wheel to get some cans of beer.

4.  Walk up the hill and have a smoke in front of what used to be The Crossing.  Grumble and bitch about how The Crossing was actually a fantastic bar and that the Oread is a bunch of uppity twats.

5.  head down to the "hill" and try and sneak into a corporate tent for a couple more beers.

6.  Get chased out of the Cap Fed tent.

7.  Head into the game

8.  Watch, like, a quarter or two of the game, then leave.

9. Head to All-Stars, and check out the strippers.

10.  Decide that the strippers at All-Stars suck.

11.  Head to The Bird.

12.  Decide that the strippers at The Bird suck.

13.  Head to Paradise.

14.  Decide that the strippers at Paradise suck.

15.  Head to the Sand Bar.

16.  Watch that video that they show with loads of insider jokes about various Lawrence area bar owners, and the bubble machine blows soap into your beer.

17.  Decide who is least drunk.

18.  Go back to KC.

Sprouts.

[lopakman]

So is this timhawk's last week of posting on gE then? 

[deputy dawg]

Am going to meet some guys I went to K-State with at the semi-abandoned outlet mall, and then carpool to the stadium.   Don't have tix, plan to get cheap tix from homeless and/or students.

[EMAWmeister]

Last time in Lawrence I danced on a table to Madonna's "Holiday" at the Sand Bar.  Was so fun.

 

[rcjh88]

I'm just glad its going to be a nice day, no need for the cold weather gear. I saw enough carhartt coats on Saturday in manhattan it looked like the rodeo was in town.

[Dugout DickStone]

So, I haven't been to Lawrence since the aforementioned goal post assault.  I have heard there are many new and exciting chain restaurants so I am looking forward to that.  However, I heard that crime has gotten quite a bit worse.  Any tips to avoid having my new car broken into or being hit by a drunken driver?

[Dugout DickStone]

http://www.yellowpages.com/lawrence-ks/tractor-dealers

[MadCat]

So, I haven't been to Lawrence since the aforementioned goal post assault.  I have heard there are many new and exciting chain restaurants so I am looking forward to that.  However, I heard that crime has gotten quite a bit worse.  Any tips to avoid having my new car broken into or being hit by a drunken driver?

As long as you don't look homeless you should be safe from the "knockout" game enjoyed by the local constabulary.

[sonofdaxjones]

Remember, if you can't make it by your local Deere, Case IH, Co-Op Feed and Seed, Orschelen etc. etc. on gameday, don't worry, Lawrence has plenty of options for you.   Don't forget Don's Diesel on 7th for all your diesel tractor parts, kits and repair needs.

[Emo EMAW]

Pro-tip:  don't drink the water there. 

[Cire]

I went to a squawk wedding this weekend, though I'm not sure either attended.  I know the bride did not.

Nevertheless thunderstruck was played to announce the wedding party and then the ku fight song after.

[420seriouscat69]

Going to HS in Eudora, I picked up many tips on the Do's and Don'ts of Lawrence.

Do hide your alcohol. The locals are addicted to it and it's the only form of currency they have in Lawrence.

Do hide your kids. Lawrence has the highest pedo rate in the Midwest.

Don't head to Mass St. The hippy smell is too much to overcome and you will get 2nd hand smoke down there.

Don't eat at Salty Iguana's. That's where the bball alumni mob is. They pay their players there, donkey shows, drugs, prostitution, bill self, bad Mexican food, etc. It's like the Garazzos of Lawrence.

[ben ji]

Party bus leaving the plaza at 8am, dropping us back off after the game.

Since there is no tailgating around the stadium our pack of rabid wild wild cat fans will be binging at the hawk and wheel ALL DAY LONG.

[Dugout DickStone]

Going to HS in Eudora, I picked up many tips on the Do's and Don'ts of Lawrence.

Do hide your alcohol. The locals are addicted to it and it's the only form of currency they have in Lawrence.

Do hide your kids. Lawrence has the highest pedo rate in the Midwest.

Don't head to Mass St. The hippy smell is too much to overcome and you will get 2nd hand smoke down there.

Don't eat at Salty Iguana's. That's where the bball alumni mob is. They pay their players there, donkey shows, deugs, prostitution, bill self, bad Mexican food, etc. It's like the Garazzos of Lawrence.

Which Salty iguana should I avoid?

[420seriouscat69]

Going to HS in Eudora, I picked up many tips on the Do's and Don'ts of Lawrence.

Do hide your alcohol. The locals are addicted to it and it's the only form of currency they have in Lawrence.

Do hide your kids. Lawrence has the highest pedo rate in the Midwest.

Don't head to Mass St. The hippy smell is too much to overcome and you will get 2nd hand smoke down there.

Don't eat at Salty Iguana's. That's where the bball alumni mob is. They pay their players there, donkey shows, deugs, prostitution, bill self, bad Mexican food, etc. It's like the Garazzos of Lawrence.

Which Salty iguana should I avoid?

The one by Free State HS is where the drug lord resides.

[Dugout DickStone]

Going to HS in Eudora, I picked up many tips on the Do's and Don'ts of Lawrence.

Do hide your alcohol. The locals are addicted to it and it's the only form of currency they have in Lawrence.

Do hide your kids. Lawrence has the highest pedo rate in the Midwest.

Don't head to Mass St. The hippy smell is too much to overcome and you will get 2nd hand smoke down there.

Don't eat at Salty Iguana's. That's where the bball alumni mob is. They pay their players there, donkey shows, deugs, prostitution, bill self, bad Mexican food, etc. It's like the Garazzos of Lawrence.

Which Salty iguana should I avoid?

The one by Free State HS is where the drug lord resides.

well crap, I had a coupon for free Iguana dip.   

[TownieCat]

Going to HS in Eudora, I picked up many tips on the Do's and Don'ts of Lawrence.

Do hide your alcohol. The locals are addicted to it and it's the only form of currency they have in Lawrence.

Do hide your kids. Lawrence has the highest pedo rate in the Midwest.

Don't head to Mass St. The hippy smell is too much to overcome and you will get 2nd hand smoke down there.

Don't eat at Salty Iguana's. That's where the bball alumni mob is. They pay their players there, donkey shows, deugs, prostitution, bill self, bad Mexican food, etc. It's like the Garazzos of Lawrence.

Which Salty iguana should I avoid?

The one by Free State HS is where the drug lord resides.

well crap, I had a coupon for free Iguana dip.   

Maybe you can exchange it for a free ticket to the game? 

[420seriouscat69]

Towniecat, plz see Do #1. The only way he's getting a free ticket to the game is a swig from a Colt 45.

[cfbandyman]

Me and 4 friends will be there for the game. Should be fun to have it all purple at half time.