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Re: The Masters
« Reply #175 on: April 09, 2018, 05:00:48 PM »
He's not terribly sociable so that doesn't help him much.  I don't know how much stock I would put into a hit piece on his wife and her family though.  There are pretty clearly reasons for the estrangement that his family is downplaying.

Please enlighten me. Here is what i read: Parents suggested not getting married at 22 ? He cut off contact. They haven't spoken in 6 years. Parents haven't met both of his children. I get the 'hit piece' was from the parents' side of things, but what would make the wife call them 'sick human beings who need help'?

I don't know the whole story but I doubt he cut off contact from that whole side of his family forever because his parents asked him to "slow down."  I doubt the wife is calling them "sick human beings" because of that either (I could be wrong though!).  What I do know is that his parents are taking what should be one of the happiest times of his life and publicly shitting on him, his wife, and her family.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #176 on: April 09, 2018, 06:45:28 PM »
He's not terribly sociable so that doesn't help him much.  I don't know how much stock I would put into a hit piece on his wife and her family though.  There are pretty clearly reasons for the estrangement that his family is downplaying.

Please enlighten me. Here is what i read: Parents suggested not getting married at 22 ? He cut off contact. They haven't spoken in 6 years. Parents haven't met both of his children. I get the 'hit piece' was from the parents' side of things, but what would make the wife call them 'sick human beings who need help'?

I don't know the whole story but I doubt he cut off contact from that whole side of his family forever because his parents asked him to "slow down."  I doubt the wife is calling them "sick human beings" because of that either (I could be wrong though!).  What I do know is that his parents are taking what should be one of the happiest times of his life and publicly shitting on him, his wife, and her family.

I agree that the timing is pretty shitty.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2018, 08:59:39 PM »
I think this is more like if Karl Malone had won a championship

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #178 on: May 15, 2018, 04:01:07 PM »
What a dumb b

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #179 on: April 10, 2019, 08:36:51 AM »
 https://twitter.com/riggsbarstool/status/1115687481205243905?s=21


Let’s get this masters week started!  Looks like Phil has some scratch ready for side bets.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #180 on: April 10, 2019, 11:59:31 PM »
i'm really looking forward to adam scott this week






















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Re: The Masters
« Reply #181 on: April 11, 2019, 12:36:46 PM »
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #182 on: April 11, 2019, 03:09:34 PM »
Hey I love bald asians too guy(s), its just that Myiagi was my favorite
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #183 on: April 11, 2019, 03:37:41 PM »
You would have loved Isao Aoki and Jumbo Ozaki, they were great
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #184 on: April 11, 2019, 03:44:54 PM »
weird posts, but expected from one of the oldest fartiest posters on goEMAW. :cyclist:

is there anything more beta and less american than hating on the most dominating player in golf history?

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #185 on: April 11, 2019, 03:47:10 PM »
I certainly can’t think of anything


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Re: The Masters
« Reply #186 on: April 11, 2019, 04:08:54 PM »
Who hates Tiger, Strawberry?
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it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #187 on: April 11, 2019, 04:12:09 PM »
Word from Augusta today is Adam is the best looking, best smelling golfer on the course today, no surprise really
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #188 on: April 11, 2019, 05:16:09 PM »
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #189 on: April 11, 2019, 06:54:54 PM »
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.
He’s starting to become the Tom Brady of golf. He’s physically flawless and all he does is win the big game. It’s absolutely disgusting.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #190 on: April 11, 2019, 07:57:25 PM »
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.

he's lebron james. could be elite at any sport. he's my second golf crush behind tiger.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #191 on: April 11, 2019, 08:03:35 PM »
Phil posted -5(!)
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #192 on: April 11, 2019, 08:07:56 PM »
Phil posted -5(!)

it's nuts that nobody on the planet even knew that because they turned it off after tiger's round ended. good for phil for sure.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #193 on: April 11, 2019, 09:27:01 PM »
Rully, Rully tough conditions out there today, Jesus what a dork
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #194 on: April 11, 2019, 10:30:03 PM »
Man that koepka guy is picking up right where he left off.

he's lebron james. could be elite at any sport. he's my second golf crush behind tiger.
Dude plays like 10 tourney’s a year. He’s hard to adapt to when he half asses it and still kills it. He’s like the Mike Trout of golf now.

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #195 on: April 12, 2019, 12:23:36 AM »
i like koepka because he doesn't give a eff. like he could care less about golf but he's so good he just does it for the money.

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The Masters
« Reply #196 on: April 12, 2019, 06:46:20 AM »
i like koepka because he doesn't give a eff. like he could care less about golf but he's so good he just does it for the money.

Also his rippling muscles


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Re: The Masters
« Reply #197 on: April 12, 2019, 06:54:28 AM »
good hair too
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Re: The Masters
« Reply #198 on: April 12, 2019, 01:15:19 PM »
Danny Clinkscale just ruined the Masters for me. Today he said the birds you hear in the background or put in there by the studio. There's no way it's real, he said. Told the listeners to hear how consistent the same bird noise is every year.  :blindfold:

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Re: The Masters
« Reply #199 on: April 12, 2019, 04:08:37 PM »
Guys!!!!!!!  :excited: :Tiger: