I can't even fathom trying to defend places like Mobile, AL as paradise compared to Missouri/Kansas, just because you miss home so damn much and you're trying to over compensate for it.
I knew it would only be a few seconds before you'd get all , 1000% on brand for WackyTuck.
I don't live in Mobile and Gulf Shores and Perdido Beach are not Mobile.
I'm perfectly, relaxed, dax. My bro lives in Monroe, LA. I've driven through Mobile many times to get to Perdido with my brother, who has a place there. Mobile is disgusting and it's not far away. I know Alabama pretty well. Which makes me laugh why you always attack your past scorn lovers so much, in a huge fit of rage.
Wacky, I've been all over Missouri and Kansas many many times, and it makes me laugh when people who live in either state make fun of other states.
If you want to think I'm 'attacking' Missouri or Kansas (which again, is 1000% on brand) then by all means . . .
I'm looking at a headline in the KC Star right now:
‘Turned my heart black’: Poverty and gun violence in one St. Louis man’s lifeWelcome to America in the year of our Flying Spaghetti Monster 2021 Wacks.