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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2014, 12:18:05 PM »
heads roll.

name names birthday boy

the man who was ad before gowemaw assumed power.

he is unlikeable. but man, those construction projects and results. oh well, spilled milk.

who do we hire? 1 vote for bringing Bob Krause back from this poster.

Hell weird Robert could have gotten the money for those projects as well as the recent Vanier 60m.

I'm in total agreement with the return of Krause, he likes good whiskey

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2014, 12:21:28 PM »
Most of you would suck at being AD.

Wait, are you saying putting a super under qualified fan in charge of the athletics dept would be a bad idea?

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2014, 12:22:34 PM »
My first act in office would be to sell beer at all athletic events.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2014, 12:23:15 PM »
Most of you would suck at being AD.

Wait, are you saying putting a super under qualified fan in charge of the athletics dept would be a bad idea?

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yeah, kind of a weird thing to say
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #54 on: March 16, 2014, 12:49:59 PM »
Bring in Mack Brown. Get him a zany morning radio show.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2014, 01:04:10 PM »
Send out an email to students warning them of an aggieville creepster

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2014, 01:07:28 PM »
Yes, the creepy weird perverts at Gopowercat would cease being the defacto voice of kstate AD.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #57 on: March 16, 2014, 01:32:47 PM »
I want a badass hockey team

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gotta be similar to the number of women's soccer scholarships right?  (or equestrian and rowing  :peek:)
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #58 on: March 16, 2014, 02:26:50 PM »
Hire an excavator and dig up Ron princes notebook. Also bobcat guy because why? Because I'm the rough ridin' ad that's why


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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2014, 02:31:28 PM »
I think goEMAW as a whole could be a good AD.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #60 on: March 16, 2014, 02:32:45 PM »
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #61 on: March 16, 2014, 02:39:37 PM »
I think goEMAW as a whole could be a good AD.

Yes, very good.  Several efficient committees breaking the workload down easily. 
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #62 on: March 16, 2014, 02:50:49 PM »
Make that 2 for live mascots. 

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #63 on: March 16, 2014, 02:55:51 PM »
Backlight the powercats on WS

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #64 on: March 16, 2014, 03:04:21 PM »
Def more powercats. Neutral on backlighting.

I would probably start  calling us the Thundercats in our press conferences.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #65 on: March 16, 2014, 03:07:22 PM »
Build a new facility on the west side of Bramlage, similar in size to the BTF. It would include office space for the AD ( ;)), ticket office, space for high rollers to schmooze, etc. It would also include a K-State sports museum. We have something like 18 conference championships (where are those trophies, anyone know?), 2 post-season tourney championships, 7 holiday tourney championships, 4 final fours, 12 elite eights, and so on. Add stuff for all-conference and all-americans. Over in the corner, we could include space for accomplishments on the women's side, plus the other minor sports (baseball, volleyball, track). This would be something we could take recruits to on visits, before going into Bram and then to the practice facility. It could also be something fans walk thru on their way in for games, etc. done right, it could be impressive.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #66 on: March 16, 2014, 03:09:46 PM »
Aggressively promote/support our manly sports like fishing and shooting.  Like, a lot.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #67 on: March 16, 2014, 03:23:26 PM »
Most of you would suck at being AD.

i think i'd be really good, fwiw.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #68 on: March 16, 2014, 03:28:01 PM »
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #69 on: March 16, 2014, 03:30:49 PM »
i would no longer be a kansas state fan if we were snake named.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #70 on: March 16, 2014, 03:42:46 PM »
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:

the prairie kingsnakes, the massasaugas, the yellow-bellied racers, the plains gartersnakes.  there are options.  the ringneck (ring-necked) snakes would be very fitting.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #71 on: March 16, 2014, 03:54:08 PM »
Kansas state kings. Snyder would be carried in by the players sitting on a thrown in proper king attire


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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #72 on: March 16, 2014, 04:02:19 PM »
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:

the prairie kingsnakes, the massasaugas, the yellow-bellied racers, the plains gartersnakes.  there are options.  the ringneck (ring-necked) snakes would be very fitting.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #73 on: March 16, 2014, 04:14:30 PM »
oh, after i exact vengeance and purge the ad of everyone with confused loyalties, i'd change the mascot (kstate cairo weasels?, kstate eurasian badgers?).  and then i'd reinstate live mascots.

What if we were named after a snake in Kansas? The Rattlesnakes would probably be too long, but The Rattlers sounds pretty cheesy, so it would need some work. But the live mascot! :love:

the prairie kingsnakes, the massasaugas, the yellow-bellied racers, the plains gartersnakes.  there are options.  the ringneck (ring-necked) snakes would be very fitting.

can we shorten it to kingsnakes? i might be able to get behind the kansas state kingsnakes.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #74 on: March 16, 2014, 04:55:08 PM »
If we are changing mascots, we need an adjective to describe whatever animal we pick.  With Wildcats, its just kinda built in.  We could be the Kansas State Furious Rattlers and then we bring rattles to all the games and shake them.   Maybe you get your rattle as a freshman and you try to keep it through all your years and its sacred or something.  Alumni all bring theirs back for the games too.  At different events, when someone opens with "How is everybody doing today?" we would all respond "FURRRRRRIOUS" and maybe shake our rattles.