They wanted out of this conference, maybe we should just evict them. They might seriously start out 0-3 in this conference after Texas lays the wood on them next week. Joke of a program.
Ever wanted to put Jock and Nerds together? Mix HGH and Adderall? Compare personal bests to high scores? See physical prowess in the same place as nimble finger dexterity? See a SC top 10 highlight of Megatron scoring a TD followed up by a SC Top 10 of someone playing Madden as Megatron scoring a TD? Your time has come.
5TH STRING WR/QB LEADS CATS TO 41-38 WIN OVER TCU WITH 3 PASSING TDS, RUSHING FOR 2 MORE AFTER BAZOOKA JOE SIDELINED BY ANOTHER DIRTY HIT FROM TCU DEFENSE. TURNS OUT HIS ARM IS ALRIGHT
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