Leave the sewer alone dammit. Clean it out, and soon it will be filling full of turds. Cheating is an art form that never goes away. Just turn all College P5 into a capitalistic enterprise. Hell sell it to WWE. Make the coaches rassle for first possession. Get ugly buxom old hags for cheerleaders. Put Willie in overalls, Haystack Willie.
Stupid? Yes. Any more stupid than expecting we will have Oscar clean basketball? No.
It is pitiful that we hope for this because we think it will give us a chance to do better.