Ate some ciabatta just moments before I read that little factoid
it might be the best breakfast sandwich bread. Like i'm willing to listen to counterarguments but i think ciabatta definitely goes in the pantheon either way.
had to google it, not sure if i’ve tried it
i’d say it better be damn good to unseat the undisputed champion of breakfast bread, the english muffin
been a while since we've had a good old fashioned BREAD OFF on this blog, but let's gooooo
NANCY NEGS (english muffin)
1. misleading name. not a muffin at all.
2. only comes in one size and one shape. what ever happened to no self limitations? incredibly self-limiting.
2a. speaking of self limitations, when do you eat an english muffin outside of breakfast/breakfast foods? I'm sorry but its a one-trick pony. Literally nobody eats them other than at breakfast (sociopaths maybe?)
3. selection. You better hope Thomas Brand English Muffins is on point b/c if not you're SOL my dude. Good luck finding another brand w/o having to import from overseas ($$$)
3a. if the automatic slicer that cuts the "muffins" before they go into the package is off and doesn't make the full cut and then you pull it apart thinking it will just come right apart but its not fully separated but you didn't know that so now you just have this one spot that has a bulge and then one side with a crater and you look and feel like a huge idiot (rightly so) who doesn't know how to evenly split an english muffin like some kind of 3rd grader...its just an absolute day-ruiner.
PEGGY POS (english muffin)
1. ?????