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Coconut?
« on: October 21, 2016, 02:30:44 PM »
What is it? A fruit? A nut? It's rough ridin' disgusting is what it is. :Yuck:


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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2016, 02:33:44 PM »
love the oil, use it in my hair

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2016, 02:42:00 PM »
Delicious, nutritious, healthy, what's not to love? The water inside is all of those same things except gross!

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2016, 02:53:52 PM »
Delicious, nutritious, healthy, what's not to love? The water inside is all of those same things except gross!
yep, coconut water is  :Yuck:

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2016, 02:54:44 PM »
i like it on top of cake

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2016, 02:55:00 PM »
Sometimes, when I need more fat in my macros, I like to open a can of coconut cream and sip it like a fine cocktail.  It's delish.


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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2016, 02:56:43 PM »
Buy shaved coconut from the baking aisle.

Take a 1/2 table spoon of coconut oil and sautee like 1/4 cup of the shaved cocunut in a skillet until it gets light brown.

Pour that on top of some Fage plain greek yogurt and put some honey on it.

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2016, 02:58:02 PM »
Same idea, but with pancakes. Put the shavings in pan with small amt melted butter and immediately put a scoop of pancake mix on top.  Cook as you normally would for pancakes, and go out of your mind with how delish it is when eating it.

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2016, 02:58:56 PM »
Coconut is a delicious drupe. I don't think I've ever drank coconut water, but those coconut flavored Bai drinks are :lick: :lick:

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2016, 03:07:03 PM »
probably the stringyiest of all fruits?  is it a fruit? gross


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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2016, 03:12:38 PM »
probably the stringyiest of all fruits?  is it a fruit? gross
Finally some one with a correct palate. It's crunchy and stringy and doesn't even taste good. I imagine this is what eating hay would be like.

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2016, 03:14:22 PM »
I don't like it
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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2016, 03:14:47 PM »
It's one of the best flavors in the world.

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2016, 03:19:34 PM »
i bought one a couple weekends ago and it wasn't as bad as i thought to get open.

once it's open, you're mumped trying to actually do anything with it

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2016, 03:20:51 PM »
Love coconut oil. Use it to cook, eat, and moisturize my bod. Coconut water is delish, especially with a bit of pineapple.

Those dry coconut shavy thingies are rough ridin' gross and I hate them.

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2016, 03:28:26 PM »

:lick:


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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2016, 03:32:21 PM »
i bought one a couple weekends ago and it wasn't as bad as i thought to get open.

once it's open, you're mumped trying to actually do anything with it


What utensils did you use to open it?

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2016, 03:33:31 PM »
It's awful.  It's also very cringeworthy to see people on survival shows drinking the milk considering it's a rough ridin' diuretic.

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2016, 03:34:11 PM »
hammer and screwdriver - popped a hole in it first to get the water and then tapped around the circumference and it broke pretty cleanly

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2016, 03:35:30 PM »
protip: put some strings on those and then put them over your privates and give your lady a show

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2016, 03:38:12 PM »
Considering that a drupe is an indehiscent fruit, it is designed to pop open easily. Duh.

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2016, 06:05:16 PM »

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2016, 06:21:27 PM »
that's straight up disgusting
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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2016, 06:29:39 PM »
i always keep a bowl of those around :lick:

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Re: Coconut?
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2016, 07:11:30 PM »