This ain't no joke son. Facts are a bitch, but here they are.
1. Since Texas was the last non-SEC team to win a national championship, the SEC can complete an entire first string of first-team All-Americans — with at least one player at every position from Arkansas running back Darren McFadden to current LSU punter Brad Wing
2. Since 2006, six SEC defensive linemen, eight linebackers and 14 defensive backs have graced All-America first-team lists.
3. The SEC had 283 players on NFL rosters this season, including 10 first-round draft picks this past April.
4. The Big 12 placed five players on the Football Writers Association of America first team. None played on defense.
5. The top four defenses and five of the stingiest nine all reside in the SEC.
So Big 12 go get some players and get physical, if you want to run with the SEC.