Female: Yasmin Patel (would record channel 8 and touch myself to it)
Male: Chris akelroy (dear god.)
I'm about 99% sure they are boning.
I'm 100% sure.
Yep, I wasn't sure if I was remembering correctly. I was at a house party about a year ago, getting drunk and wasted and stuff, and the next thing I know, god damn Patel and Akelroy walk in. rough ridin' sweet. They separate for some reason, but Akelroy comes over to a group of us, points at Dr. Patel and says (all britishy), "See the girl over there? I'm banging her."
Patel was my chem professor at the time. Akelroy subbed for her at times. Bricks were shat. Also gave me a weird boner.