ESPN.com is reporting that the ninth Sandusky victim was found under the folds of LHC Bill Snyder's turkey neck.
In related news, various K-State alums have voiced confusion over the Sandusky victims' complaints, offering cries of "what's good for the goose is good for the gander."
Back to you, Hannah.
EDIT: http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/k-states-bill-snyder-nearly-unanimous-pick-as-ap-big-12-coach-of-year-after-10-win-season/2011/12/06/gIQApadZZO_story.html