During the time Jake Pullen allegedly lived in Manhattan I was allegedly living on 11th and Thurston. My bike was allegedly in the white piece of crap shack (no lock) behind 1030 Thurston, but not once did I notice it allegedly missing. That being said, I have no idea, but I'm assuming that since it didn't have a lock to break, Jake must have allegedly left it alone. Either he allegedly thought it was an RCPD decoy bike, or maybe his alleged thrill came from the cutting of the lock, not the alleged act of stealing.
tl;dr put your bike inside an unlocked garage. Much safer.