Coworker quotes

[jtksu]

Is an orange belt big enough for use while deer hunting or will I need to include a hat with my ensemble?

[CNS]

Is an orange belt big enough for use while deer hunting or will I need to include a hat with my ensemble?

Wear it as a headband and you would be fine.

[8manpick]

has everyone received their poster identification belts?

:foottappingguy:

[Cire]

Mines too big you guys

[Rage Against the McKee]

Mines too big you guys

You need to add muscle mass, then. Tell your sensei to get some better weight lifting equipment so your belt will fit and go heavy on the roids.

[XocolateThundarr]

This showed up at the house this morning:



My wife wants to know what kind of people I am associating with on here.

[420seriouscat69]

Someone just sent this out on a mass email to everyone in our company with an email account 

To whomever is drinking my cream: Guess what? THIS IS NOT YOURS. These are not your initials on the top of the lid, or on the bottle itself. Two days in a row you have been stealing something that does not belong to you. Have some respect for other's belongings before it comes back to bite you. PS. I lick the edge, so I hope I have something that spreads.

There was a picture of the cream w/ initials on it.

[Cartierfor3]

Someone just sent this out on a mass email to everyone in our company with an email account 

To whomever is drinking my cream: Guess what? THIS IS NOT YOURS. These are not your initials on the top of the lid, or on the bottle itself. Two days in a row you have been stealing something that does not belong to you. Have some respect for other's belongings before it comes back to bite you. PS. I lick the edge, so I hope I have something that spreads.

There was a picture of the cream w/ initials on it.

Any theories on the thief WC?

[420seriouscat69]

Someone just sent this out on a mass email to everyone in our company with an email account 

To whomever is drinking my cream: Guess what? THIS IS NOT YOURS. These are not your initials on the top of the lid, or on the bottle itself. Two days in a row you have been stealing something that does not belong to you. Have some respect for other's belongings before it comes back to bite you. PS. I lick the edge, so I hope I have something that spreads.

There was a picture of the cream w/ initials on it.

Any theories on the thief WC?

I've got my assumptions, but I feel like the leader in the clubhouse has to be Barb in accounting. That girl has coffee in her hand 24/7. :Sherlockholmeswithpipe:

[slobber]

Someone just sent this out on a mass email to everyone in our company with an email account 

To whomever is drinking my cream: Guess what? THIS IS NOT YOURS. These are not your initials on the top of the lid, or on the bottle itself. Two days in a row you have been stealing something that does not belong to you. Have some respect for other's belongings before it comes back to bite you. PS. I lick the edge, so I hope I have something that spreads.

There was a picture of the cream w/ initials on it.

This seems like it was well thought out. I'll bet nobody is drinking that cream tomorrow. Also, could you post the picture with initials? I want to see the evidence.

[420seriouscat69]

Thoughts?

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[Cartierfor3]

Oh dang that looks like Shatto. I'd be pissed too! That ain't cheap!

[420seriouscat69]

Oh dang that looks like Shatto. I'd be pissed too! That ain't cheap!

Good to know, I think I'm starting to feel like some coffee. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Really, your company should be embarrassed for not providing cream, wackysquawk. I drink my coffee black, but making employees buy their own cream seems kind of cheap.

[pissclams]

shatto strawberry milk makes a great white russian, as does their root beer milk.   as did their limited edition apple pie flavored milk released over the july 4 holiday.  any other q's for ol' clamsy? 

[Cartierfor3]

shatto strawberry milk makes a great white russian, as does their root beer milk.   as did their limited edition apple pie flavored milk released over the july 4 holiday.  any other q's for ol' clamsy?

Ever tried a Shatto Egg Nog White Russian?

[420seriouscat69]

Really, your company should be embarrassed for not providing cream, wackysquawk. I drink my coffee black, but making employees buy their own cream seems kind of cheap.

They do, that's the weird thing. They have free bananas, apples, oranges, K-cups, cream, etc. There's really no reason to bitch around here. We get treated like kings. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Oh dang that looks like Shatto. I'd be pissed too! That ain't cheap!

Good to know, I think I'm starting to feel like some coffee. 

you know what you should do that would really blow her mind? go get a bottle of the same exact stuff she has and then when nobody is looking, put a little of yours into hers and then hide yours back at your desk or whatever. like at 8am, she knows she has exactly 1/2 a bottle and then at 1030 she looks again and all of the sudden she's at 2/3. mind blown for her. 

[pissclams]

shatto strawberry milk makes a great white russian, as does their root beer milk.   as did their limited edition apple pie flavored milk released over the july 4 holiday.  any other q's for ol' clamsy?

Ever tried a Shatto Egg Nog White Russian?

no that is impossible.  ever had pizza soup steak?  me either. 

[420seriouscat69]

Oh dang that looks like Shatto. I'd be pissed too! That ain't cheap!

Good to know, I think I'm starting to feel like some coffee. 

you know what you should do that would really blow her mind? go get a bottle of the same exact stuff she has and then when nobody is looking, put a little of yours into hers and then hide yours back at your desk or whatever. like at 8am, she knows she has exactly 1/2 a bottle and then at 1030 she looks again and all of the sudden she's at 2/3. mind blown for her. 

[TheHamburglar]

Coworker 1: Where's our boss
Coworker 2: LA and San Diego
Coworker 1: Ugg, that's like gay country
Coworker 2: Yeah, plus everything is in Spanish
Coworker 1: Sounds horrible, why the hell would any live in a place full of gays and Mexicans?

[mocat]

Coworker 1: Where's our boss
Coworker 2: LA and San Diego
Coworker 1: Ugg, that's like gay country
Coworker 2: Yeah, plus everything is in Spanish
Coworker 1: Sounds horrible, why the hell would any live in a place full of gays and Mexicans?

pretty obvious trolling (it obviously worked, as well)

[TheHamburglar]

Mocat, I work about 15 miles outside of Tulsa. It wasn't trolling. 

[mocat]

 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I can't believe Bill Shnyder let him (Daniel Sams) talk to the reporters, he sounded like an idiot