CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread

[Spracne]

The Resolute Desk is so badass. I wonder how much that would sell for at auction.

[sonofdaxjones]

Going back and watching Useful Idiot Nation jizz all over themselves and each other while Slurs Pelosi handed out impeachment pens now is a combination of  and 

To keep this on topic, always good plan to hand out pens when signing a bill to fight a virus that requires social distancing to keep it under control.

Keep the lighter away from the straw man, Phil.

[sonofdaxjones]

Enlightened Europe (the source of what appears to be the most virulent and deadly strains of the virus in the United States):

https://apnews.com/4ac3679b6f39e8bd2561c1c8eeafd855

[chum1]

Sounds good.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1252677609810468865

[Phil Titola]

Going back and watching Useful Idiot Nation jizz all over themselves and each other while Slurs Pelosi handed out impeachment pens now is a combination of  and 

To keep this on topic, always good plan to hand out pens when signing a bill to fight a virus that requires social distancing to keep it under control.

Keep the lighter away from the straw man, Phil.

You've learned well from Trump.  Just keep punching no matter how dumb of a statement you just made. 

[sonofdaxjones]

Going back and watching Useful Idiot Nation jizz all over themselves and each other while Slurs Pelosi handed out impeachment pens now is a combination of  and 

To keep this on topic, always good plan to hand out pens when signing a bill to fight a virus that requires social distancing to keep it under control.

Keep the lighter away from the straw man, Phil.

You've learned well from Trump.  Just keep punching no matter how dumb of a statement you just made.

Oh Phil, you're the best kind of parrot boy your rulers could have.   

[420seriouscat69]

https://twitter.com/jbellamytv/status/1252330778807209989?s=21

[sonofdaxjones]

https://twitter.com/jbellamytv/status/1252330778807209989?s=21

That dude isn't very impressive.

Even our gub is keeping SIP until 5/1 minimum.

[Fedor]

The U.S. will need to administer 20 million tests for the novel coronavirus each day by mid-summer in order to fully remobilize the economy in a safe fashion, according to new report from a Harvard panel of more than 45 experts in health, science and economics.

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/493722-us-needs-to-conduct-20-million-coronavirus-tests-per-day-to-fully-open
Might as well be 20 trillion per day

I've been saying this for weeks!  20 trillion would be almost one per person per second though, I'm not sure that would be necessary.

Can’t be too careful.

Is it too much to ask that I be tested at least every day or even better after each social interaction w/in 6'?  I don't think so, not when the lives of literally everyone I know are at stake.

I mean...Yeah, I think that is asking too much.  I can't even venture a guess how long it'd take for us to ramp up to ~320 million tests per day.  Right now, a good day is ~165k.  I don't think we have the resources to wait the months/years it would take to get our testing capacity to increase by 319,840,000.

I think it's inevitable that we're eventually going to have to assume some risk, like we do with every other potentially fatal contagious illness.

I am in agreement with your position - what is the world coming to when I try to be sarcastic and it can be misconstrued as a reasonable thought.   

[star seed 7]

He's very skilled at voter suppression and election stealing. Pandemic response gets an F though 

[sys]

i wonder if there is anyone planning a way to keep the meat supply chain functional as we slowly kill off the immigrants currently manning the stations?  might be a good time for michigancat to make that kansas beef run.

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1252637930386075648

[sonofdaxjones]

He's very skilled at voter suppression and election stealing. Pandemic response gets an F though 

Just say Abrams for VPOTUS and get it over with Useful Idiot .9

[sonofdaxjones]

i wonder if there is anyone planning a way to keep the meat supply chain functional as we slowly kill off the immigrants currently manning the stations?  might be a good time for michigancat to make that kansas beef run.

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1252637930386075648

https://twitter.com/TheRealKeean/status/1252683419261079552?s=20

Huge K-State Ties to Cargill

[Rage Against the McKee]

When you begin your pandemic response by calling it a hoax perpetrated by democrats, I think you win the finger pointing contest. Sit down kdub, good grief.

Trump did not call the virus a hoax. He was referring to the fear-mongering - the same thing Bill Maher correctly dubs "panic porn."

I want you to understand something that shocked me when I saw it that — and I spoke with Dr. Fauci on this, and I was really amazed, and I think most people are amazed to hear it: The flu, in our country, kills from 25,000 people to 69,000 people a year.  That was shocking to me.

And, so far, if you look at what we have with the 15 people and their recovery, one is — one is pretty sick but hopefully will recover, but the others are in great shape.  But think of that: 25,000 to 69,000.

Over the last 10 years, we’ve lost 360,000.  These are people that have died from the flu — from what we call the flu.  “Hey, did you get your flu shot?”  And that’s something.

No, I think you have to always — look, I do it a lot anyway, as you’ve probably heard.  Wash your hands, stay clean.  (Laughter.)  You don’t have to necessarily grab every handrail unless you have to.  You know, you do certain things that you do when you have the flu.

I mean, view this the same as the flu.  When somebody sneezes — I mean, I try and bail out as much as possible when they’re sneezing.  I had a man come up to me a week ago.  I hadn’t seen him in a long time, and I said, “How you doing?”  He said, “Fine.  Fine.”  And he — he hugs me, kiss.  I said, “Are you well?”  He says, “No.”  (Laughter.)  He said, “I have the worst fever and the worst flu.”  And he’s hugging and kissing me.  So I said, “Excuse me.”  I went and I started washing my hands.  (Laughter.)  So you have to do that.

You know, this is — I really think, Doctor, you ought to treat this like you treat the flu, right?  And, you know, it’s going to be — it’s going to be (inaudible).

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-conference/

He didn't call it a hoax, but he did say it's just like the flu and that all of the worry and hysteria from people worried about the virus was all part of the next big democratic hoax.

[sonofdaxjones]

When you begin your pandemic response by calling it a hoax perpetrated by democrats, I think you win the finger pointing contest. Sit down kdub, good grief.

Trump did not call the virus a hoax. He was referring to the fear-mongering - the same thing Bill Maher correctly dubs "panic porn."

I want you to understand something that shocked me when I saw it that — and I spoke with Dr. Fauci on this, and I was really amazed, and I think most people are amazed to hear it: The flu, in our country, kills from 25,000 people to 69,000 people a year.  That was shocking to me.

And, so far, if you look at what we have with the 15 people and their recovery, one is — one is pretty sick but hopefully will recover, but the others are in great shape.  But think of that: 25,000 to 69,000.

Over the last 10 years, we’ve lost 360,000.  These are people that have died from the flu — from what we call the flu.  “Hey, did you get your flu shot?”  And that’s something.

No, I think you have to always — look, I do it a lot anyway, as you’ve probably heard.  Wash your hands, stay clean.  (Laughter.)  You don’t have to necessarily grab every handrail unless you have to.  You know, you do certain things that you do when you have the flu.

I mean, view this the same as the flu.  When somebody sneezes — I mean, I try and bail out as much as possible when they’re sneezing.  I had a man come up to me a week ago.  I hadn’t seen him in a long time, and I said, “How you doing?”  He said, “Fine.  Fine.”  And he — he hugs me, kiss.  I said, “Are you well?”  He says, “No.”  (Laughter.)  He said, “I have the worst fever and the worst flu.”  And he’s hugging and kissing me.  So I said, “Excuse me.”  I went and I started washing my hands.  (Laughter.)  So you have to do that.

You know, this is — I really think, Doctor, you ought to treat this like you treat the flu, right?  And, you know, it’s going to be — it’s going to be (inaudible).

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-conference/

He didn't call it a hoax, but he did say it's just like the flu and that all of the worry and hysteria from people worried about the virus was all part of the next big democratic hoax.

The lead guy said repeatedly we had nothing to worry about at the end of January.

The WHO (before we really understood they were lying) was saying the exact same thing (and Dems were parroting it as well) . . . even into Feb saying it was perfectly fine to be traveling to China.

Why anyone supports the WHO"s Maoist leader I'll never know.

[Rage Against the McKee]

That was a briefing from February 27.

[star seed 7]

What date was the rally when he called it all a hoax?

[sonofdaxjones]

That was a briefing from February 27.

LOL, we have at least 5,000% more knowledge about this thing then existed back then. 

[sonofdaxjones]

What date was the rally when he called it all a hoax?

Yes, can someone please post the transcript of Trump calling the virus itself a hoax.

Thanks

[Phil Titola]

What date was the rally when he called it all a hoax?

2/28
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-south-carolina-rally-coronavirus-118269

[sonofdaxjones]

What date was the rally when he called it all a hoax?

2/28
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-south-carolina-rally-coronavirus-118269

 

[star seed 7]

The lead guy said repeatedly we had nothing to worry about at the end of January.

The WHO (before we really understood they were lying) was saying the exact same thing (and Dems were parroting it as well) . . . even into Feb saying it was perfectly fine to be traveling to China.

Why anyone supports the WHO"s Maoist leader I'll never know.

That was a briefing from February 27.

LOL, we have at least 5,000% more knowledge about this thing then existed back then. 

This is what we call "on the fly switching". 3 minutes lol amazing

[chum1]

Trump's 180 came in mid-March when Tucker told him it wasn't a hoax. For real.

[sonofdaxjones]

The lead guy said repeatedly we had nothing to worry about at the end of January.

The WHO (before we really understood they were lying) was saying the exact same thing (and Dems were parroting it as well) . . . even into Feb saying it was perfectly fine to be traveling to China.

Why anyone supports the WHO"s Maoist leader I'll never know.

That was a briefing from February 27.

LOL, we have at least 5,000% more knowledge about this thing then existed back then. 

This is what we call "on the fly switching"

I'm starting to put on the same level as Super Slow Dug

[Dugout DickStone]

The lead guy said repeatedly we had nothing to worry about at the end of January.

The WHO (before we really understood they were lying) was saying the exact same thing (and Dems were parroting it as well) . . . even into Feb saying it was perfectly fine to be traveling to China.

Why anyone supports the WHO"s Maoist leader I'll never know.

That was a briefing from February 27.

LOL, we have at least 5,000% more knowledge about this thing then existed back then. 

This is what we call "on the fly switching"

I'm starting to put on the same level as Super Slow Dug

That doesn't make any sense little coward.