Coach Charlie Weis ?@CoachWeisKansas
Most of the team back for class. A few won't be back for a while. They have classes to finish. Some classes end in June, some in July.
lol
I didn't even think it was possible to ramble on in one tweet given the character limitations.
Charlie may ultimately break twitter.
Random KU FB admin type walks into Weis' office: "Hey Charlie... CHARLIE!"
"WHAA (deep, fat person cough) WHAT?" says Charlie as he wakes up after falling asleep on top of a KFC bucket.
"Zulu says maybe if you tweet out something about what's going on with football we can sell some tickets or something. Apparently our people just are eating up everything you say.... and Groupon called. Yeah... can you tweet something now?"
"Tweet... goddamn i hate that thing it's so... well what the F should I say? No one's here, and I have no clue what they're doin."
"Umm.. yeah just talk about the players coming back, how everyone is in great shape and studying hard and stuff."
"Most of the team back for class. A few won't be back for a while. They have classes to finish. Some classes end in June, some in July."
Charlie farts. Admin's eyes start watering... "OK... Just say that," as he runs out of the office.
"Where's that damn phone..." says Weis as he starts rummaging through fast food wrappers. "HEY... CAN YOU CALL MY PHONE?"