My favorite thing about dax is that he remembers hyper-specific things about every Pit’rs posts, talks about them constantly, then accuses everyone else of being obsessed.
Like, I remember dax and most of the things he posts because he does it constantly and is a broken record, and oh yeah also because he’s a legit psychotic person in need of mental help. But for the life of me, I truly can’t remember specific things about anyone else’s pit posts. And I read them all. Dax, on the other hand, obsesses over every single poster’s every single post, then claims he’s the only one who’s not obsessed.