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Re: And it begins...
« Reply #450 on: April 30, 2013, 12:30:04 PM »
so then the bartender says to the porcupine "whatever you do, don't have orris go over and talk to her. he's never helped anyone score in his whole life. i'd send over either turtle or beaver if i were you".

completely baseless claim by ol' ricKKK daris.  orris averaged 4 assists a game during his sr year in high school.


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Re: And it begins...
« Reply #451 on: April 30, 2013, 02:39:18 PM »
Ricky d is having a hell of a posting week
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Re: And it begins...
« Reply #452 on: April 30, 2013, 02:41:48 PM »
so then the bartender says to the porcupine "whatever you do, don't have orris go over and talk to her. he's never helped anyone score in his whole life. i'd send over either turtle or beaver if i were you".

completely baseless claim by ol' ricKKK daris.  orris averaged 4 assists a game during his sr year in high school.
wow it only took pissclams zero posts to drop the race card.  how typical.

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Re: And it begins...
« Reply #453 on: April 30, 2013, 09:36:10 PM »
Does anyone know if Orris scored with a girl and Luke Axtell at the same time?

how the eff would anyone know that?

Luke Axtell has AIDS so I hope not.
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Re: And it begins...
« Reply #454 on: December 02, 2014, 09:07:43 PM »
Gtfo Bolden! :shakesfist:

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Re: And it begins...
« Reply #455 on: February 23, 2018, 06:41:18 AM »
It is apparent that we are going to have Oscar at least 1 more year unless someone lures him away.  So what players do we suggest he run off to try to get a chance at some bench help.  We have to make room for at least one for Shaun Williams.
I nominate
Sallah and Patrick.
Would not be suprised if Stokes transfers.