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Not surprised old Dave is just now seeing this either


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https://www.ksn.com/news/crime/kansas-accountant-accused-of-embezzling-money-to-build-house/

You can't make this stuff up.  He called the fictitious company Middle Finger Ranch.


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https://www.ksn.com/news/crime/kansas-accountant-accused-of-embezzling-money-to-build-house/

You can't make this stuff up.  He called the fictitious company Middle Finger Ranch.


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In things absolutely no one could predict it looks like that is the cat ranch's accountant.....

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We've doubled our 2024 rainfall total in the last 3 hrs here in central KS.

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https://www.ksn.com/news/crime/kansas-accountant-accused-of-embezzling-money-to-build-house/

You can't make this stuff up.  He called the fictitious company Middle Finger Ranch.


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In things absolutely no one could predict it looks like that is the cat ranch's accountant.....

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No negative consequences?
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No negative consequences?
Really hoping ben ji dad has no payments to MFR.


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you cow people better get ahold of this, it could get ugly for us

https://www.statnews.com/2024/04/25/h5n1-bird-flu-cows-outbreak-likely-widespread/


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Cows aren't birds you dumb city slicker  :ROFL:
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It's in the gd milk star seed, this ain't no laughing matter
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It's in the gd milk star seed, this ain't no laughing matter

This is going to impact clams directly.

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No negative consequences?
Really hoping ben ji dad has no payments to MFR.


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I doubt he messed with a tiny operation like the cat ranch, he only did basic tax filing for us and wasn't a signatory on any of our accounts.

My dad's more concerned about adding some additional 1099's (his new term for cats, he likes to think of them as his employees) to the cat ranch.


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Long live the cat ranch
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Keep up the good work, Benjamin.

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Catillac Ranch can survive

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calling cats 1099s is incredible.  do dogs come in as w2s?
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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I've been bloviating against woody encroachment for years, but everyone thought I was insane. Well, look at me now.

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calling cats 1099s is incredible.  do dogs come in as w2s?
Just 1099's for now, just got an email.




Subject: New 1099 employee

Solid body beauty,  nice coat, coal black with a white spot on the throat.  Identifies as an alpha male.


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Is he trapping them around KC and transporting?
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good job outta your father getting that new 1099 onboarded.  looks like a solid performer.
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Is he trapping them around KC and transporting?
No, some landlord in Colby had a cat person that was feeding all the strays and there were 20+ hanging around the property after she left so they started trapping them.

That was a year ago tho so I'm not quite sure where he is getting these but I imagine it's something similar.

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lil’ lil is looking down on all of these 1099’s and purring with approval


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the good thing about cats is there are always cats around

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The problem with the 1099 arrangement is they won't reproduce without health benefits.
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