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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #775 on: August 09, 2017, 09:15:24 AM »
i just don't know if i could enjoy a national championship football run if they went the whole season without a 15 yard taunting penalty

This was horrendously stupid but very very funny.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #776 on: August 09, 2017, 09:27:14 AM »
Goal #17:  if you're gonna tea bag someone on the field, do so with authority, every time

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #777 on: August 09, 2017, 09:34:32 AM »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #778 on: August 09, 2017, 01:16:55 PM »
From a talent and personality perspective Snyder 2.0, with noted exceptions, has been boring AF.

But that fits the Tuck Nation, doing it the "right way" narrative.

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Daniel Sams stotted and went to jail for a bit in connection with a murder charge :dunno:
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #779 on: August 10, 2017, 09:47:44 AM »
Mods, please rename thread in honor of Jesse's demonstrated complete badassery.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #780 on: August 10, 2017, 10:36:33 AM »
Mods, please rename thread in honor of Jesse's demonstrated complete badassery.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #781 on: August 10, 2017, 11:27:35 AM »
Mods, please rename thread in honor of Jesse's demonstrated complete badassery.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #782 on: August 10, 2017, 03:52:48 PM »
Chris Harper is one of the most likable Cats OAT

Did you see about a month ago on Facebook he had a status talking about his past addiction to pr0n? Very WTF.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #783 on: August 10, 2017, 03:58:06 PM »
til that harper is also a mammoth man

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #784 on: August 11, 2017, 02:21:03 PM »
honest Q: would you even be able to enjoy a national championship in USA's largest sport if your team was a bunch of poindexters?

Not trying to be a downer, but the 2017 team is not going to be better than the 2012 team.

 And the 2012 team wasnt remotely close to being as good as our 2002 or 2003 teams. So what?
Lol no
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #785 on: August 31, 2017, 11:07:39 AM »
[youtube]https://youtu.be/CmM4LQ7mANg[/youtube]

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #786 on: August 31, 2017, 11:15:15 AM »

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #787 on: August 31, 2017, 11:16:14 AM »
Jesse's Hurl

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #788 on: August 31, 2017, 11:31:28 AM »
[youtube]https://youtu.be/CmM4LQ7mANg[/youtube]

Oh my

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #789 on: August 31, 2017, 12:01:08 PM »
Great music choice as well. The people's stiff arm :love:
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #790 on: September 02, 2017, 08:39:52 PM »
Not a good passer, right guys?

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #791 on: September 02, 2017, 08:40:39 PM »
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #792 on: September 02, 2017, 08:43:41 PM »
Most people on this board were just so comically wrong about this dude, I will never stop bathing it in.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #793 on: September 02, 2017, 09:48:23 PM »
Most people on this board were just so comically wrong about this dude, I will never stop bathing it in.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #794 on: September 02, 2017, 10:05:52 PM »
Most people on this board were just so comically wrong about this dude, I will never stop bathing it in.

He also probably missed 2-3 pretty open throws. Could've been around 400 yards through 3 quarters. He looks really good.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #795 on: September 02, 2017, 10:38:10 PM »
Most people on this board were just so comically wrong about this dude, I will never stop bathing it in.

i like him because he's good


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #796 on: September 02, 2017, 10:51:13 PM »
Is 10 completions for 333 yards good?
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #797 on: September 02, 2017, 10:52:10 PM »
Is 10 completions for 333 yards good?

It's like we have Bishop back.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #798 on: September 02, 2017, 11:00:15 PM »
Is 10 completions for 333 yards good?

It's like we have Bishop back.

He was at the game today!

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #799 on: September 02, 2017, 11:07:04 PM »
Is 10 completions for 333 yards good?

It's like we have Bishop back.

He was at the game today!

Yes. It made me feel old. Bishops first season and the Fiesta Bowl win was 20 YEARS AGO!