Author Topic: Playing the Michigan Wolverines in a bowl game is like [blank] (Read 3675 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** December 09, 2013, 10:08:31 AM »

arm wrestling your 91 year old grandpa who was was a Ranger in WWII.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:10:09 AM »

Dunking on a handicap child with a lowered rim.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:12:25 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on December 09, 2013, 10:10:09 AM

Dunking on a handicap child with a lowered rim.

no it's not. denied

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:15:18 AM »

Winning the Ribeye eating contest at the retirement home.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:23:31 AM »

Knocking out present day Ali.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #5 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:30:35 AM »

Getting a lap dance from Demi Moore

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:31:54 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on December 09, 2013, 10:12:25 AM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on December 09, 2013, 10:10:09 AM
Dunking on ~~handicap child~~ benjamin button with a lowered rim.

no it's not. denied

fixed.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:39:04 AM »

beating that old chess-playing computer at chess with an ipad

scottwildcat · « **Reply #8 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:53:39 AM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on December 09, 2013, 10:31:54 AM

Quote from: Limestone on December 09, 2013, 10:12:25 AM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on December 09, 2013, 10:10:09 AM
Dunking on ~~handicap child~~ benjamin button with a lowered rim.

no it's not. denied
fixed.

DOOM_Catz · « **Reply #9 on:** December 09, 2013, 10:57:25 AM »

playing Nebraska in a bowl game...

Pett · « **Reply #10 on:** December 09, 2013, 11:04:02 AM »

Working at a retirement home for the sole purpose of beating old people

mocat · « **Reply #11 on:** December 09, 2013, 11:06:06 AM »

totally the best thing ever

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** December 09, 2013, 11:09:33 AM »

striking out abner doubleday with a fastball

Katpappy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 09, 2013, 11:15:51 AM »

digging up the "Babe" and having him autograph your baseball.

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:19:43 PM »

watching any new Sylvester Stallone action movie.

kslim · « **Reply #15 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:20:42 PM »

Eating half a sandwich and realizing they sold you moldy bread

star seed 7 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:21:56 PM »

smashing a homer off present day nolan ryan.

emawbin · « **Reply #17 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:34:27 PM »

hooking up with that hot chick in high school...but now she has a bunch of kids and smokes a pack a day.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:36:15 PM »

Burying a slapshot past some super old goalie who is all washed up and not relevant at all but was really good once a long time ago.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #19 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:38:35 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on December 09, 2013, 01:36:15 PM

Burying a slapshot past some super old goalie who is all washed up and not relevant at all but was really good once a long time ago.

Patrick Roy

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #20 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:43:48 PM »

Beating Bob Cousy in a game of one on one...

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:45:59 PM »

dusting Mark Spitz in the 100 meter butterfly

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #22 on:** December 09, 2013, 01:50:28 PM »

posting on the goEMAW blog from a TRS-80

KITNfury · « **Reply #23 on:** December 09, 2013, 02:00:12 PM »

Beating Martha Bush at Call of Duty.

cvmcat · « **Reply #24 on:** December 09, 2013, 02:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on December 09, 2013, 10:30:35 AM

Getting a lap dance from Demi Moore

I was thinking more along the lines of Anne Margaret. Guess that shows my age.