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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #100 on: September 16, 2015, 03:31:04 PM »
thanks to mrs gooch in the risen train thread, i just invented

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #101 on: September 16, 2015, 03:51:09 PM »
Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)

I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.

There was overwhelming demand when they first came out but the company was mismanaged.

Also, HyperColor shorts are not a good idea, but the shirts were cool.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #102 on: September 16, 2015, 04:04:55 PM »
a way to teleport. also, automatic hangover cure.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #103 on: September 16, 2015, 04:21:34 PM »
Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)

I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.

There was overwhelming demand when they first came out but the company was mismanaged.

Also, HyperColor shorts are not a good idea, but the shirts were cool.

So you are saying we are sitting on a gold mine? :kstategrad:

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #104 on: September 16, 2015, 04:32:14 PM »
Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)

I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.

There was overwhelming demand when they first came out but the company was mismanaged.

Also, HyperColor shorts are not a good idea, but the shirts were cool.

So you are saying we are sitting on a gold mine? :kstategrad:

Yes, we should make a HyperColor shirt vending machine.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #105 on: September 16, 2015, 05:04:09 PM »

a way to teleport. also, automatic hangover cure.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #106 on: September 16, 2015, 07:25:01 PM »

a way to teleport. also, automatic hangover cure.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #107 on: January 07, 2016, 12:58:05 PM »
What about an app, that can collect all the weird/random crap you've ever googled. Like, you know, you were bored in college and maybe got weird one night. I bet there would be some embarrassing stuff. Least embarrassing search word for me tho, would be krokodil.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #108 on: January 07, 2016, 01:01:43 PM »
Google keeps a record of this
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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #109 on: January 07, 2016, 01:03:56 PM »
Google keeps a record of this
But what if you could display it to your enemies friends. Like johnny eff'd your girl and you use this app to see what he's googled before and BOOM!!! Search: "How to anal play with grannies". Roasted!

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #110 on: January 07, 2016, 01:05:05 PM »
Why would you want that
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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #111 on: January 07, 2016, 01:06:42 PM »
Why would you want that
I don't know, i'm brainstorming here. What if you had to do a google search of things googled by a guy trying to buy a gun?! All of a sudden you see he's googled some sick crap, are you going to sell him that gun?

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #112 on: January 07, 2016, 01:22:22 PM »
Why would you want that

fanman googled some crap he regrets googling


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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #113 on: January 07, 2016, 01:26:11 PM »
I was going to post "toy crayon tattoo gun" but apparently they already have that.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #114 on: January 07, 2016, 01:26:43 PM »
Why would you want that

fanman googled some crap he regrets googling

And he wants everyone to be able to see what it is
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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #115 on: January 07, 2016, 01:47:43 PM »
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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #116 on: January 07, 2016, 01:50:16 PM »
I think he wants to see what weird things Ms. Wacky has been googling before they get married. He is worried she has some crazy fetishes he doesn't know about yet. See reference to "hypothetical" search about Grannies above.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #117 on: January 07, 2016, 01:51:31 PM »
 :sdeek: WHAT IF SHE DOES?!

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #118 on: January 13, 2016, 09:03:36 AM »
I have a new game show idea (or like a board game for at-home version)....

It is set up like a Jeopardy board with a category and then several items in that category. Each category is two names, and each question is the name of a movie, and you just have to say which of two actors is in it. And the categories are...

Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley
Michael Madsen or Tom Sizemore
Timothy Olyphant or Josh Duhamel
Julia Stiles or Erika Christensen
Amy Adams or Isla Fisher


The show probably wouldn't have a long run though because we would soon run out of look alike actors.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #119 on: January 13, 2016, 09:17:26 AM »
Ez
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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #120 on: January 18, 2016, 05:06:02 PM »
finger nail cutting laser


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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #121 on: January 19, 2016, 08:47:27 AM »
A little nub on the front of your eyeglasses for more easily putting them on and taking them off.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #122 on: January 19, 2016, 08:49:08 AM »
I machine that makes you stop burping.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #123 on: January 19, 2016, 09:17:34 AM »
A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping

I hate hiccuping.
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« Reply #124 on: January 19, 2016, 09:21:36 AM »
A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping

I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.