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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Mrs. Gooch on December 19, 2014, 12:38:56 PM
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Sorry if there is already a thread for this. All I could find were food inventions. Please merge if appropriate.
1. Sound proof underwear. This is for old people who cannot control their flatulence and fart all day at the office. Could be smell adsorbing also.
2. Blended wood pellets. These are wood pellets for smokers, which are made from not one kind of wood but a special blend of several different woods all in the same pellet. There would be special blends for specific flavors that have already been pre-tested so it takes all the guess work out of mixing your own combination of woods. (This is for the lazy smokers who own pellet smokers, obviously.) I need a R&D person for this. Gooch has already declined, so PM if interested.
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Puppy/kitty vending machine.
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Gooch said he though the blended wood pellets were as good an idea as the kitten vending machine, so I think that means it is good!
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I saw a thing last week on twitter, or somewhere like that, that was fart filter undies. Could buy like three options of what you wanted the air freshener to smell like.
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light sabers that are real
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Some type of painless device that would remotely (and temporarily) disable a person's vocal chords. Boss rant denied! Several husbands in my social circle said they'd pre-order one of these.
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real unicorn
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a purely online currency that isnt bound by the same restrictions of regular money. would cut down on the transaction costs and would be self regulated.
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anti gravity potion
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TIVO for the car radio (TM)
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Inkless pens.
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hoverboard
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light sabers that are real
i laughed out loud at this one and then burped at the same time and it kind of hurt but it was worth it
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Kids scream, phone rings, etc, What did Stan just say on 810AM about oscar sucking ass lately? Didn't hear it. Hit rewind.
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computer monitor that has a better resolution than a 4K tv, maybe call it 5K
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massive amounts of cloud storage that you can access while you are checking your email
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Alcohol in a Pill.
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Alcohol in a bill.
Bill of a hat? LHC Bill Snyder? Duck's bill?
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bladeless knife
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KSU QB that can throw and run.
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light sabers that are real
i laughed out loud at this one and then burped at the same time and it kind of hurt but it was worth it
you see tubesock?
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TIVO for the car radio (TM)
I can rewind my Sirius XM.
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TIVO for the car radio (TM)
I can rewind my Sirius XM.
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mine does too but i tried to pause it once and when i resumed it it was all grainy and splotchy. so i've never done it again
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A blob with more than 10 regular posters.
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sd invented some foods
Most of my recipes are already in this thread:
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=18670.msg446100#msg446100
easy cheese straight out of the bottle into your mouth until your mouth is almost to overflow then close your mouth and mush it around swallowing it in roughly grape sized globs as it mushes around in there. repeat until the can is empty.
jenos party pizza made in the microwave instead of the oven so it remains pliable. when it is hot take it out and roll it up (cheese side in you dumbass) and eat it like a burrito.
velveeta melted with milk until soupy, pour over a huge bowl full of finely crunched up chips and top with salsa. mix together to form a chip/cheese/salsa paste and eat with a spoon.
ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream, mix in a tube of pre-made pillsbury cookie dough to make it mostly cookie dough instead of the paltry cookie dough to ice cream ratio the B&J's provides out of the container.
Taco Salad Del Steve Dave Bueno Roja: taco bell 12 pack HARD SHELL (<-- very important). Crush them all up in a huge bowl with a spoon or hammer or something. drop on about 30 packets of taco bell fire sauce. enjoy.
Chili Dog Pizza: Get a premade pizza crust at the store. top with a can of hormel chili (no beans you freakos) then about 6 cut up oscar meyer dogs (cheese filled for extra points) then a package of sharp cheddar cheese. Bake in the oven for how ever long it takes to get hot. Chow down bros.
crunch up oreas in a big ass bowl. heat up frosting so it's liquid. pour over the crunched up oreos. Dip a wooden spoon in the mass and let it harden. lift the football sized mass out of the bowl by the spoon handle and go to town on it like a sugary corndog.
get a recipe for onion rings. instead of onions use funyuns.
hormel chili heated up in the microwave, instead of crackers drop in an entire package of nacho cheese flavored combos. stir. enjoy.
The Bomb enormous burrito from the gas station. Can of nacho cheese easy cheese. make a hole in one end of the burrito and insert a straw all the way to the end of the burrito. put the easy cheese nozel into the other end of the straw. begin squirting easy cheese while slowly pulling out the straw until you have a seam of nacho cheese inside your burrito to make a much better cheese to other filling ratio. pound that thing.
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https://lockitron.com/
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https://lockitron.com/
I preordered about a year and a half ago and cancelled a few months ago. I am patient through most kickstarter campaigns and understand there are frequently delays with them, but this crap was horribly mismanaged.
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https://lockitron.com/
I preordered about a year and a half ago and cancelled a few months ago. I am patient through most kickstarter campaigns and understand there are frequently delays with them, but this crap was horribly mismanaged.
i would imagine once they got into the security of the app they had some snags, i mean this thing cant/shouldn't be hackable or you're just inviting thefts
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I use Vivint for my home security and have the ability to do this. There are also various home automation (Z-wave) products that let you do stuff like this.
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I use Vivint for my home security and have the ability to do this. There are also various home automation (Z-wave) products that let you do stuff like this.
is vivint real security? i thought they were just home security sign salesmen?
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I have an idea for a new restaurant (patent pending)....
It is called Shish-Ka-Babes. You go there and pick out your ingredients and then your server puts them all on a kabob skewer for you, and cooks them up.
It is like Hooters mixed with Genghis Grill (aka Puniraptors) plus some sharp objects...
Shish-Ka-Babes
Hot girls handling your meat
Still working on the tag line...
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I have an idea for a new restaurant (patent pending)....
It is called Shish-Ka-Babes. You go there and pick out your ingredients and then your server puts them all on a kabob skewer for you, and cooks them up.
It is like Hooters mixed with Genghis Grill (aka Puniraptors) plus some sharp objects...
Shish-Ka-Babes
Hot girls handling your meat
Still working on the tag line...
we could get daario naharis to be the spokesman
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nvm, i thought the actual skewers would have naked babes on them. daario would peddle the crap out of those
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nvm, i thought the actual skewers would have naked babes on them. daario would peddle the crap out of those
That's a good suggestion. Needs to be this Daario though.
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I'm making a knock off called Shish Ka Boobs. It will be the trashier version of Shish Ka Babes. Will lend you more credibility and nobody will think its classless because I'll be lowering the bar.
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I'm making a knock off called Shish Ka Boobs. It will be the trashier version of Shish Ka Babes. Will lend you more credibility and nobody will think its classless because I'll be lowering the bar.
You must post a sign at all entrances that says "Not associated with Shish Ka Babes"
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I'm making a knock off called Shish Ka Boobs. It will be the trashier version of Shish Ka Babes. Will lend you more credibility and nobody will think its classless because I'll be lowering the bar.
You must post a sign at all entrances that says "Not associated with Shish Ka Babes"
Shush Ka Bobs.... where you can enjoy your food in rough ridin' silence.
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Tally Ka Bob-kers
its like shush ka boobs but its hot dudes with bulging satchels under tighty tight shorts
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Slush-Ka-Bobs... entire restaurant that just serves slushies. my dads name is bob so he can be the owner and guy the paper takes photos of when the place takes off.
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Dollars to donuts. Donut shop where you pay dollars and get donuts.
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ballers get omelettes. omelettes are won by showing you are a baller that can ball.
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I've been doing a lot of online poker recently, because I love the crap out of poker. Anyways, I just came up with a great idea. If you're playing online, you should be able to have Skype poker so you can read these peoples reactions. Like, I don't know what you look like and I usually read people pretty well. Wow! What a great idea!
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wear something like oculus but it has Minecraft as the game, could you imagine :love:
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I've been doing a lot of online poker recently, because I love the crap out of poker. Anyways, I just came up with a great idea. If you're playing online, you should be able to have Skype poker so you can read these peoples reactions. Like, I don't know what you look like and I usually read people pretty well. Wow! What a great idea!
Great idea! But what if someone just wears like a Burger King mask the entire time and won't take it off?
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I've been doing a lot of online poker recently, because I love the crap out of poker. Anyways, I just came up with a great idea. If you're playing online, you should be able to have Skype poker so you can read these peoples reactions. Like, I don't know what you look like and I usually read people pretty well. Wow! What a great idea!
Great idea! But what if someone just wears like a Burger King guy fawkes mask the entire time and won't take it off?
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what if a girl aims it at her boobs the whole time
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I've been doing a lot of online poker recently, because I love the crap out of poker. Anyways, I just came up with a great idea. If you're playing online, you should be able to have Skype poker so you can read these peoples reactions. Like, I don't know what you look like and I usually read people pretty well. Wow! What a great idea!
Great idea! But what if someone just wears like a Burger King mask the entire time and won't take it off?
Hmm. Interesting. Maybe there should be some rules around this. If the guys wearing the mask, he probably sucks at poker anyways. #ALLIN
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I've been doing a lot of online poker recently, because I love the crap out of poker. Anyways, I just came up with a great idea. If you're playing online, you should be able to have Skype poker so you can read these peoples reactions. Like, I don't know what you look like and I usually read people pretty well. Wow! What a great idea!
Great idea! But what if someone just wears like a Burger King mask the entire time and won't take it off?
Hmm. Interesting. Maybe there should be some rules around this. If the guys wearing the mask, he probably sucks at poker anyways. #ALLIN
It should be whatever the rules are for real life poker....like those guys on the TV poker things are always wearing sunglasses and hoodies, would they be allowed to wear a mask or would that be banned?
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No masks. Glasses and hoodies are cool. Masks are banned.
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a purely online currency that isnt bound by the same restrictions of regular money. would cut down on the transaction costs and would be self regulated.
Bitcoin?
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a purely online currency that isnt bound by the same restrictions of regular money. would cut down on the transaction costs and would be self regulated.
Bitcoin?
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:surprised:
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a purely online currency that isnt bound by the same restrictions of regular money. would cut down on the transaction costs and would be self regulated.
Bitcoin?
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:surprised:
Or the more recent http://dogecoin.com/
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What made the Dyson guy apply his Imagineering so intensely to vacuum cleaners?
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maybe he thought he could suck his own suckiness away :dunno:
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What made the Dyson guy apply his Imagineering so intensely to vacuum cleaners?
I'm just going off memory so this all may not be 100% but Dyson bought a Hoover Junior vacuum cleaner. The Hoover became clogged quickly and lost suction over time. Frustrated, Dyson emptied the bag to try to restore the suction but this had no effect. On opening the bag to investigate, he noticed a layer of dust inside, clogging the fine material mesh and preventing the machine working properly. The machine only worked well with a fresh bag, it lost suction over time. He resolved to develop a better vacuum cleaner that worked more efficiently
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What a guy!
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They all float down there
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Nope
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WTF is the purpose of this invention?
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target practice for astronauts probably, it's a real challenge in space
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Pizza where the crust is made of Cheeto
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I am going to have a nightmare about a demon possessed toilet. The devil crawling up my butt or turning weasel boy inside out with a spinning head. I am getting connstipated again.
WTF is the purpose of this invention?
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WTF is the purpose of this invention?
I am going to have a nightmare about a demon possessed toilet. The devil crawling up my butt or turning weasel boy inside out with a spinning head. I am getting connstipated again.
sorry renocat :frown:
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Drunk life alert. When you're too drunk to stumble home, press this little button on your necklace and a can connected to a debit card will come to your destination
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Drunk life alert. When you're too drunk to stumble home, press this little button on your necklace and a can connected to a debit card will come to your destination
wait, what :confused:
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Cheeto pizza
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Drunk life alert. When you're too drunk to stumble home, press this little button on your necklace and a can connected to a debit card will come to your destination
wait, what :confused:
She must be at least a 5 right now
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Get all the way the eff outta here. :angry:
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Drunk life alert. When you're too drunk to stumble home, press this little button on your necklace and a can connected to a debit card will come to your destination
wait, what :confused:
Is it a can that you can puke in?
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I guess you guys just don't pak very hard if you've never been to the point of needing drunk life alert.
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Drunk life alert. When you're too drunk to stumble home, press this little button on your necklace and a can connected to a debit card will come to your destination
wait, what :confused:
She must be at least a 5 right now
Isn't this just uber?
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:powercat:
Thank you Bill!
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When I get too drunk, I can't operate Uber, mostly because my phone is usually MIA. Pressing a button would be easier.
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When I get too drunk, I can't operate Uber, mostly because my phone is usually MIA. Pressing a button would be easier.
what if its like uber, but they integrate the phone's accelerometer to detect when you have fallen over and arent getting up and it sends a car to get you
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today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.
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today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.
Why hasn't this already been invented???? Also chapstick that doesn't melt.
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today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.
Why hasn't this already been invented???? Also chapstick that doesn't melt.
maybe its just not economical until carbon nanotubes production is scaled up
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a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb
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a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb
Everyone - I've slept on this and realize that not only does this make absolutely no sense, but I'm not entirely sure it's even possible. Please disregard.
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a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb
Everyone - I've slept on this and realize that not only does this make absolutely no sense, but I'm not entirely sure it's even possible. Please disregard.
Crap, I was already working with my buds in our biotech dept. Thought they could knock this out in time for Halloween.
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a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb
Everyone - I've slept on this and realize that not only does this make absolutely no sense, but I'm not entirely sure it's even possible. Please disregard.
Crap, I was already working with my buds in our biotech dept. Thought they could knock this out in time for Halloween.
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halloween donovan mcnabb candy corn would take your company's biotech dept to the top of all biotech depts. they would be industry leaders.
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today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.
Why hasn't this already been invented???? Also chapstick that doesn't melt.
AMEN! I have chapstick that melts when it is in my pocket, then I go to put it on and giant chunk comes off. It's so embarrasing! <- would be a great over the top add for the new product.
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i use my deodorant that melted into a razor sharp texas death spike and then the spike falls off and the plastic edge scrapes my pitskin
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i use my deodorant that melted into a razor sharp texas death spike and then the spike falls off and the plastic edge scrapes my pitskin
^ The worst.
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i dont use chapstick though because it is a conspiracy but i will be willing to license my unmelty deode tech to you chapstick sheeple for a fair price.
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i dont use chapstick though because it is a conspiracy but i will be willing to license my unmelty deode tech to you chapstick sheeple for a fair price.
I think a deal can be arranged. :Cheers:
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CT Crunch that doesn't get soggy 8 seconds after milk
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a shower that, instead of using water, uses nacho cheese. jalapeno flavored soap. loofahs/wash cloths made out of corn chips.
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A silent, painless, temporary vocal cord disabler. Will stop nagging and the snipey crap at the office instantly. People will line up to give you their money if you can invent this.
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a shower that, instead of using water, uses nacho cheese. jalapeno flavored soap. loofahs/wash cloths made out of corn chips.
Substitute lime green jello and I am buying.
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A silent, painless, temporary vocal cord disabler. Will stop nagging and the snipey crap at the office instantly. People will line up to give you their money if you can invent this.
Ear plugs? or a noise canceling muzzle?
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a shower that, instead of using water, uses nacho cheese. jalapeno flavored soap. loofahs/wash cloths made out of corn chips.
already invented. It's called Golden Corraltm
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a volleyball, but for horses.
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the other day i invented confederate flag gear that when you wash it, the confederate colors wash off to reveal a gay flag.
also a confederate flag that color changes to a gay flag when exposed to UV light (like outside on a flagpole)
you could do this with any flag turning into anything. i just thought confederate flag enthusiasts would be the most cheesed at a gay flag.
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Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)
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Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)
I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.
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Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)
i think we had a chapter covering this in my AP history class?
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thanks to mrs gooch in the risen train thread, i just invented
"Like UBER, but for GUNS!"
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Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)
I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.
There was overwhelming demand when they first came out but the company was mismanaged.
Also, HyperColor shorts are not a good idea, but the shirts were cool.
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a way to teleport. also, automatic hangover cure.
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Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)
I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.
There was overwhelming demand when they first came out but the company was mismanaged.
Also, HyperColor shorts are not a good idea, but the shirts were cool.
So you are saying we are sitting on a gold mine? :kstategrad:
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Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)
I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.
There was overwhelming demand when they first came out but the company was mismanaged.
Also, HyperColor shorts are not a good idea, but the shirts were cool.
So you are saying we are sitting on a gold mine? :kstategrad:
Yes, we should make a HyperColor shirt vending machine.
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a way to teleport. also, automatic hangover cure.
sunday afternoon tweet
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a way to teleport. also, automatic hangover cure.
sunday afternoon tweet
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What about an app, that can collect all the weird/random crap you've ever googled. Like, you know, you were bored in college and maybe got weird one night. I bet there would be some embarrassing stuff. Least embarrassing search word for me tho, would be krokodil.
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Google keeps a record of this
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Google keeps a record of this
But what if you could display it to your enemies friends. Like johnny eff'd your girl and you use this app to see what he's googled before and BOOM!!! Search: "How to anal play with grannies". Roasted!
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Why would you want that
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Why would you want that
I don't know, i'm brainstorming here. What if you had to do a google search of things googled by a guy trying to buy a gun?! All of a sudden you see he's googled some sick crap, are you going to sell him that gun?
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Why would you want that
fanman googled some crap he regrets googling
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I was going to post "toy crayon tattoo gun" but apparently they already have that.
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Why would you want that
fanman googled some crap he regrets googling
And he wants everyone to be able to see what it is
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:lol:
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I think he wants to see what weird things Ms. Wacky has been googling before they get married. He is worried she has some crazy fetishes he doesn't know about yet. See reference to "hypothetical" search about Grannies above.
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:sdeek: WHAT IF SHE DOES?!
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I have a new game show idea (or like a board game for at-home version)....
It is set up like a Jeopardy board with a category and then several items in that category. Each category is two names, and each question is the name of a movie, and you just have to say which of two actors is in it. And the categories are...
Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley
Michael Madsen or Tom Sizemore
Timothy Olyphant or Josh Duhamel
Julia Stiles or Erika Christensen
Amy Adams or Isla Fisher
The show probably wouldn't have a long run though because we would soon run out of look alike actors.
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Ez
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finger nail cutting laser
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A little nub on the front of your eyeglasses for more easily putting them on and taking them off.
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I machine that makes you stop burping.
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A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping
I hate hiccuping.
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A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping
I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.
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A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping
I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.
Could be one of Ms Wacky's fetishes to burp you, you should ask
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A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping
I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.
You need a machine that scares you. That will get rid of your hiccups. I don't think it works for burps though.
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A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping
I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.
Could be one of Ms Wacky's fetishes to burp you, you should ask
Now that I think of it...
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A little nub on the front of your eyeglasses for more easily putting them on and taking them off.
opti-grab wasn't about ease of use, it was to prevent slippage by taking pressure off of the frames
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Self cleaning dishes
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A little nub on the front of your eyeglasses for more easily putting them on and taking them off.
opti-grab wasn't about ease of use, it was to prevent slippage by taking pressure off of the frames
didn't that make everyone cross eyed?
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yup and it cost navin $10m in court awarded damages (his entire fortune)
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Real assault rifles that look like nerf guns.
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yup and it cost navin $10m in court awarded damages (his entire fortune)
that red and white thermos tho
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An app that helps you find peers with like minded interests to become friends with in a new town that doesn't match you up with creepy people who like to use the internet and apps to make friends.
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I am not sure which thread to post this in; I had a dream last night about a new invention.
It is a Roomba-toothbrush thing. It is basically a toothbrush without the handle....just a little brush that goes in your mouth and moves around on it's own to brush your teeth. There would also be a detachable handle that you could put on it if you want to use it in manual mode. How does it stay in your mouth and on your teeth? Not sure yet, that is what R&D is for.
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I am not sure which thread to post this in; I had a dream last night about a new invention.
It is a Roomba-toothbrush thing. It is basically a toothbrush without the handle....just a little brush that goes in your mouth and moves around on it's own to brush your teeth. There would also be a detachable handle that you could put on it if you want to use it in manual mode. How does it stay in your mouth and on your teeth? Not sure yet, that is what R&D is for.
you probably shouldn't have shared this one, this thing will change the world as we know it
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I am not sure which thread to post this in; I had a dream last night about a new invention.
It is a Roomba-toothbrush™ thing. It is basically a toothbrush without the handle (patent pending)....just a little brush that goes in your mouth and moves around on it's own to brush your teeth. There would also be a detachable handle that you could put on it if you want to use it in manual mode. How does it stay in your mouth and on your teeth? Not sure yet, that is what R&D is for.
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Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so. It's an app.
who here know some stuff about making them?
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Might as well tell us the idea now so we can really get after this thing.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lti23byqoAc/hqdefault.jpg)
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Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so. It's an app.
who here know some stuff about making them?
iPhone or Android or both?
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My app idea is like opentable but for doctors or really anything that requires an appointment. OT makes insane money and I want some of that.
Idea 2) opentable but slightly cheaper
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Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so. It's an app.
who here know some stuff about making them?
iPhone or Android or both?
Both.
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Might as well tell us the idea now so we can really get after this thing.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lti23byqoAc/hqdefault.jpg)
It would be extremely boring, but could make a specific customer group a large amt of money that I would hopefully get a portion of, if it is possible at all, that is.
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Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so. It's an app.
who here know some stuff about making them?
iPhone or Android or both?
Both.
Well if you are serious about it PM me and we can discuss.
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A custom roll bar to put between your seat and the back seat of a car to keep your kids from kicking.
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A custom roll bar to put between your seat and the back seat of a car to keep your kids from kicking.
Those shock'y dog collar things for kids. Activates when kids foot comes in contact with the seat. could also just be integrated into the car set so people won't get too judgy when they see you kid wearing what is clearly a device to shock the crap out of them.
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Just duct tape their feet down to their car seat.
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are you ready to #disrupt the water fight industry?
now seeking investors.
My product? Pre-filled water balloons.
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Needs a snappy name
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if anyone is up for this #challenge it's puniraptor
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air but with vitamins in it
no need to eat anymore, just breathe and gain nutritional values from the vitamin injected oxygen
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That's a trillion dollar idea wow
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I wouldn't buy that, I love food
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minds eye - the air also has a special drug that makes you think you ate a great meal
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Now we're talking :surprised:
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this one is a real moneymaker and consider this post my legally binding patent.
a bike helmet with an integrated bike lock. you just take off your helmet, pull the chair/wire out, wrap up your bike and lock it back into the helmet. that way your helmet and bike are locked up together AND you don't have to carry a separate bike lock which sux and is a hassle. when youre done the cable retracts back into the helmet.
:kstategrad:
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be careful what you name it, looks like Helmetlok is already out there.
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Retractable chinstrap lock
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ReLock
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Binkies but with chin straps
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Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.
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Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.
Thats already called dogs
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Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.
Wow so you don't have a royal food taster? Well that's embarrassing
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Elizabeth Holmes Theranos but for testing if food is safe to eat or not. A countertop appliance that will prove to your loved ones that the 3 lb prosciutto that sat unrefrigerated on your front porch for 3 days because your father in law sent it while you were out of town is still good. You just put a little taste in the machine and then a minute later it tells you if e coli or salmonella or hepatitis or botulinum or whatever is popping off or not.
Thats already called dogs
irl true story: last night at dinner time i added a little bit of a different brand of dog food into the dog food bowl. this morning upon exiting my bedroom i found a fairly large pile of dog food on the floor, encased in bile/vomit.
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It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it
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My invention will not replace dogs
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Royal Food Taster market is RIPE for DISRUPTING. I'm hungry NOW, I can't wait hours to days for a human RFT to sicken from food borne illness
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I don't think my stomach would handle feces quite as well as a typical dog's does.
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It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it
nah it was actually a little more EmoEmaw-y than b&g
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It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it
....or a CFS cc: @nicname @Trim
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It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it
....or a CFS cc: @nicname @Trim
:lick:
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It looked like biscuits and gravy, didn't it
....or a CFS cc: @nicname @Trim
:lick:
Heavy cleanup in the men’s room
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Tea made from ground coffee beans