Author Topic: If you want to see a real football team you wont have to wait long.... (Read 12515 times)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #75 on:** August 30, 2018, 02:00:53 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 30, 2018, 01:35:48 PM

is kale a bean? i hate it.

I think it's a leaf which puts it into the herb category

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #76 on:** August 30, 2018, 02:41:12 PM »

Tickets are low as $20 on StubHub right now for this Miss St game. Holy we don't gaf about these jabronies day!

DQ12 · « **Reply #77 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:00:59 PM »

refried

CHONGS · « **Reply #78 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:22:27 PM »

Coffee

CHONGS · « **Reply #79 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:22:51 PM »

I lied it's probably pinto, I can't help it.

CHONGS · « **Reply #80 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:23:46 PM »

Then again the cocoa bean is pretty durn good...

CHONGS · « **Reply #81 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:24:23 PM »

And vanilla beans! God I need to sit down and think this through.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #82 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:29:46 PM »

When you get deep into beans the mind goes to some strange places

purplehaze · « **Reply #83 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:37:59 PM »

Quote from: KITNfury on August 30, 2018, 02:00:15 PM

Black and pinto, depending on the pairing.

you can get a scoop of both at chipotle for no extra charge, I recommend it

KST8FAN · « **Reply #84 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:40:26 PM »

Jelly.

Tom

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

star seed 7 · « **Reply #85 on:** August 30, 2018, 04:40:39 PM »

Save it for the challenge 'haze

manpow5 · « **Reply #86 on:** August 30, 2018, 07:57:20 PM »

Cocoa bean for sure

KITNfury · « **Reply #87 on:** August 30, 2018, 10:20:24 PM »

Quote from: purplehaze on August 30, 2018, 04:37:59 PM

Quote from: KITNfury on August 30, 2018, 02:00:15 PM
Black and pinto, depending on the pairing.

you can get a scoop of both at chipotle for no extra charge, I recommend it

They better hook it up with steak and carnitas then

Brock Landers · « **Reply #88 on:** August 31, 2018, 01:43:42 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 30, 2018, 02:41:12 PM

Tickets are low as $20 on StubHub right now for this Miss St game. Holy we don't gaf about these jabronies day!

Just looked at Stubhub 5 minutes ago - tickets for East Dakota or whoever are as low as $23 and Mississippi State is at $21. The free market has spoken, and some random directional school is more desirable than Mississippi State.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #89 on:** August 31, 2018, 01:47:24 PM »

That's insane

MakeItRain · « **Reply #90 on:** August 31, 2018, 05:55:50 PM »

Quote from: Yard Dog on August 30, 2018, 01:52:35 PM

I definitely prefer black.

This is always the right answer, for every question.

99jc · « **Reply #91 on:** September 02, 2018, 07:40:51 PM »

You wanna talk beans ....the only ones your team will eat after this game is liquid beans cause we're gonna knock all your teeth out. You will be drinking them through straws.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #92 on:** September 02, 2018, 08:22:38 PM »

Reading these slavers posts it’s incredibly evident that Mississippi remains #51 in US educational rankings, especially this 99juco guy.

99jc · « **Reply #93 on:** September 02, 2018, 09:50:14 PM »

purplehaze · « **Reply #94 on:** September 02, 2018, 09:59:10 PM »

I spent too much time on this to not bump it

Quote from: purplehaze on July 31, 2018, 11:33:26 AM

Ole Mississippi State Overview and Game Preview
brought to you by purplehaze

State of the State
Very impressive accomplishment by the great state of "Old Miss":

#1 sluttiest state
http://www.wlox.com/story/27860488/website-ranks-mississippi-1-sluttiest-state-in-america
#1 unhealthiest state/#1 most obese state
https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2017/12/12/mississippi-again-unhealthiest-state-country/943720001/
#1 worst state to give birth
http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/38115485/mississippi-is-the-worst-state-in-the-nation-to-give-birth
#2 worst state overall
http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/37604899/mississippi-ranked-as-2nd-worst-state

#49 economy
#43 education
#42 quality of life

But hey, it is so incredibly shitty that the cost of living is #1!!! Hell ya brother!

Notable alumni:
Eli Manning, Archie Manning
John Grisham
Micheal Oher
Founder of the KKK
William Faulkner

School Facts
it's in Mississippi, founded way after K-state (education apparently not a priority in "the south")
Nickname: Ole Miss St
colors: crimson and cream
mascot is a dog, probably
R2 research, lol!
fans care way more about baseball tbh
4200 acre campus!!! what?!

Football Team: (this info is legit, not a joke, I swear)

SEC history: Traditional bottom feeders. Founding member in 1932.
Only teams they have a winning record against: Vandy, Kentucky, and Texas A&M (for now, small sample size). So basically 3rd worst team in SEC history.

Alabama   18   80   3   .193   Lost 10
Arkansas   11   16   1   .411   Won 1
Auburn   26   63   2   .297   Lost 2
Florida   19   33   2   .370   Won 1
Georgia   6   18   0   .250   Lost 2
Kentucky   23   22   0   .511   Won 1
LSU     35   73   3   .329   Won 1
Missouri   1   2   0   .333   Won 1
Ole Miss   44   64   6   .407   Lost 1
USC     7   9   0   .438   Won 1
Tennessee   16   28   1   .367   Won 1
T A&M   6   5   0   .545   Won 2
Vanderbilt   13   7   2   .636   Won 3

1 conference championship... during WW2 (LOL does that even count?, kstate has 2 XII, 1 Big 6)
1 (shared) division championship in 1998 (k-state has 4)
2 consensus all americans (k-state has 12)
Most wins in 1 season: 10, 3 times (kstate 9x, with 11 wins 7x)
Total weeks ranked in AP: 187 (k-state 211)

Really no contest historically, and this is with K-State being literally the worst program in history for 8 decades.

2017 Season
-went 8-4, 4-4 in regular season, won bowl game vs louisville. V good season for them (4th best all time), good job guys!
-1 quality win (LSU, a team that lost to TROY)
-got absolutely SMASHED by Georgia and Auburn
-moral victory vs Bama
-lost to a very mediocre Ole Miss (yes there are 2 schools in Mississippi, I just discovered this!)
-basically were ranked because they played in a league with Alabama, Georgia, and Auburn, who they lost to a combined 111-37
-won by 11 vs UMASS, and by 7 vs a 4-8 Arkansas

As we HFBIQ posters know, the SEC has 2 or 3 legit teams a year, with a whole bunch of pretenders that benefit from the association. Ole Miss St is no exception. They've never been that good, even when they had Dak they couldn't break through. Now they have a new coach and expect to be better than ever...

2018 Forecast/Game Predicto:
They're supposed to be pretty good according to "experts", return a bunch, strong lines, but a new coach/system. Should build on a "strong" season ( see above). We have new coordinators, new special teams, and replace over 1/2 our defense. On the plus our O should b v good, and we play at home, at 11am, a good time traditionally for LHCBS.

Here's my take: we crap the bed last year against Vandy. We didn't implode but it shut the door early on a good season. Ole Miss St on the other hand dominated LSU around the same time and from there finished the season with one more win. These teams are comparable, but their perceptions hinged on those early season games. IMO this game comes down to: how good is our D? We lose both starting LB, DJamer, and GearBear. We were horrible against the pass. Will the new, more athletic LB duo and new, hopefully more aggressive coordinators improve our D? Or do we continue to sacrifice the secondary to stop the run at all costs? Really should be a great game.

cats by 10 probably, might be close as our D "tunes up" and special teams starts to "click"

Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk

MakeItRain · « **Reply #95 on:** September 02, 2018, 10:16:51 PM »

I was about to give them props for being the sluttiest state until I read it means they have the most STDs, ewwwww

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #96 on:** September 02, 2018, 10:18:28 PM »

I thought Alaska had the most STDs per capita?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #97 on:** September 02, 2018, 10:19:24 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on September 02, 2018, 10:16:51 PM

I was about to give them props for being the sluttiest state until I read it means they have the most STDs, ewwwww

After they played Tech in Houston this past weekend, a penicillin shot should be mandated for that entire city