"We all know how that turned out", aka things RP did that will never work at KSU

[CatsNShocks]

Use the interwebs and mobile devices to communicate with recruits, etc.

[The Whale]

Offer recruits before their senior season

[EMAWzified]

Having cac to do with Junction City.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

outsmart our fanbase

Pretty sure this never happened.  (I think he just liked to drop business-y buzzwords that he saw Jack Welch's autobiography.)

[Trim]

Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

Ron Prince at the Wichita Catbacker meeting.

These were so great.

[fatty fat fat]

wow. prince was a blast.

[michigancat]

wow. prince was a blast.

qfmft

Great era.  The highest of highs and the lowest of lows and absolute batshit crazyness all around.

[chum1]

hiring ur son

[Dugout DickStone]

hiring ur son

 

[CrushNasty]

Play golf.

[CrushNasty]

Hold open practices.

[Andy]

fake punts inside your 30

[BrotherDDay]

"Those Flint Hills... they're mountains!"
"Tuttle Creek... that's the ocean!"

[CrushNasty]

Let a job opening at Michigan distract your program.

[chum1]

$1 beer night

[EllToPay]

Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

recap?

[felix rex]

read books

Have had this for a long time. Always makes me smile:

[BrotherDDay]

Hire Frank Leonard as TE coach

[Rams]

be black

[chum1]

"why settle for second when first is available?"

 

[CrushNasty]

"why settle for second when first is available?"

 

That was Huggins 

[Levi]

Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

recap?

RP's midweek press conference on 9-11-2007. With his closing remarks he says how he'll never forget sitting in his office in Charlottesville, Va., hearing the ambulances rush victims from the Pentagon to the UVA med center.

Thirty seconds on Google Maps revealed the UVA med center to be 115 miles from the Pentagon. So WTF would injured Pentagon personnel be hauled 2+ hours to a hospital? Good question. So Bob Lutz calls up the UVA med center and asks, "Did you care for any Pentagon victims on 9-11?" The answer: "No, that's ridiculous. We're two hours away."

So Bob calls RP:
Bob:  Ron, I understand you heard ambulances rushing victims to the UVA med center on 9-11?
RP: That's right.
Bob: I just got off the phone with UVA. They said they didn't tend to any Pentagon victims that day.
RP: That's what I was told.
Bob: By who?
Ron: When we made up our game with Penn State at the end of the year, they honored some New York firefighters there, and they told me they took victims from the Pentagon to UVA.
 
 

[jtksu]

RP sucks it, hard, but Lutz sucks it even harder.

['taterblast]

letting those god damned players wear their god damned hats in the god damned building.

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Fabricate 9-11 stories. Then when called out, blame misinformation on FDNY firefighters.

"That's what I was told."

recap?

RP's midweek press conference on 9-11-2007. With his closing remarks he says how he'll never forget sitting in his office in Charlottesville, Va., hearing the ambulances rush victims from the Pentagon to the UVA med center.

Thirty seconds on Google Maps revealed the UVA med center to be 115 miles from the Pentagon. So WTF would injured Pentagon personnel be hauled 2+ hours to a hospital? Good question. So Bob Lutz calls up the UVA med center and asks, "Did you care for any Pentagon victims on 9-11?" The answer: "No, that's ridiculous. We're two hours away."

So Bob calls RP:
Bob:  Ron, I understand you heard ambulances rushing victims to the UVA med center on 9-11?
RP: That's right.
Bob: I just got off the phone with UVA. They said they didn't tend to any Pentagon victims that day.
RP: That's what I was told.
Bob: By who?
Ron: When we made up our game with Penn State at the end of the year, they honored some New York firefighters there, and they told me they took victims from the Pentagon to UVA.