Dog bites thief. Dog howls when there is a fire, and all get out alive. Dog is ugly, acts squirrely, and barks like a sissy - so I kick the hell out it. Weber ain't perfect and a media darling, but he is fine. He's like a good solid woman who is great for the long haul. Not like a hair brain sex model that screws you out of everything you have, and leaves you in crapper in a few years.