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Re: powerball
« Reply #175 on: January 11, 2016, 01:14:47 PM »
Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.

like, do you have a fat knee?

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Re: powerball
« Reply #176 on: January 11, 2016, 01:31:51 PM »
Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.

like, do you have a fat knee?

Laparoscopic is not the same as Lap band surgery.

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« Reply #177 on: January 11, 2016, 01:51:06 PM »
What are you building/renaming on ksu campus?


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Re: powerball
« Reply #178 on: January 11, 2016, 02:12:55 PM »
Is there such a thing as a laparoscopic knee replacement? Which would have very short recovery time? If so then I am getting that if I win the lottery, no matter the cost.

like, do you have a fat knee?

Laparoscopic is not the same as Lap band surgery.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #179 on: January 11, 2016, 02:33:29 PM »

What are you building/renaming on ksu campus?


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whoever said the limestone wall the other day nailed this one. 


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Re: powerball
« Reply #180 on: January 11, 2016, 03:00:39 PM »
The libliblibliblibliblib basketball dorms
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Re: powerball
« Reply #181 on: January 11, 2016, 03:47:35 PM »
What are you building/renaming on ksu campus?


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Can I build a large living quarters above the press box?  Wake up late saturday morning, pull open the drapes and take in the game.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #182 on: January 11, 2016, 04:40:37 PM »
I would buy the nearly abandoned Metcalf South shopping mall and turn it into a real life go cart course like that one Mario Cart level.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #183 on: January 11, 2016, 04:47:47 PM »
Playboy mansion is for sale for $200M.  One catch.  Hef says all sales will include him getting to live there the rest of his life.  That sounds like some billionaire Perfect Strangers reality tv reboot.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #184 on: January 11, 2016, 05:24:37 PM »
Saw mocat post this on Facebook today.


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« Reply #185 on: January 11, 2016, 06:49:38 PM »
Man, mocat is a dumbass  :lol:
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Re: powerball
« Reply #186 on: January 12, 2016, 08:37:05 AM »
I would buy the nearly abandoned Metcalf South shopping mall and turn it into a real life go cart course like that one Mario Cart level.

This would be incredible!

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Re: powerball
« Reply #187 on: January 13, 2016, 03:01:22 PM »
Here is a thing I am going to do when I win the powerball....

I am going to get a really sturdy, safe car (might even add some safety features) and then I am going to drive in traffic. I will obey all traffic laws but I will not avoid running into dumbasses that do not follow the laws like turning into the proper lane, turning after their light has turned red, etc.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #188 on: January 13, 2016, 03:10:03 PM »
Here is a thing I am going to do when I win the powerball....

I am going to get a really sturdy, safe car (might even add some safety features) and then I am going to drive in traffic. I will obey all traffic laws but I will not avoid running into dumbasses that do not follow the laws like turning into the proper lane, turning after their light has turned red, etc.
Looks like i'll get to spend it all by myself after you die. :woot:

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Re: powerball
« Reply #189 on: January 13, 2016, 03:17:49 PM »
Here is a thing I am going to do when I win the powerball....

I am going to get a really sturdy, safe car (might even add some safety features) and then I am going to drive in traffic. I will obey all traffic laws but I will not avoid running into dumbasses that do not follow the laws like turning into the proper lane, turning after their light has turned red, etc.
Looks like i'll get to spend it all by myself after you die. :woot:

Did you miss the part about having a really safe car with extra safety features? And these will be minor wrecks. No injuries, just a bunch of hassle and inconvenience for the stupid drivers.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #190 on: January 13, 2016, 03:21:22 PM »
I'd go get a Porsche immediately. Whatever catches my fancy at the dealer. Even though I would not care too much if I wrecked it, I would try not to.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #191 on: January 13, 2016, 03:34:43 PM »
i guess when youre THE mrs gooch you have nothing left to desire
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #192 on: January 13, 2016, 03:49:49 PM »
I'd pay off my parents house first. Buy a myself house in the $500k range. Then just invest a chunk of it and also collect interest off what I pocket. Once the interest starts accumulating then I'd make some more vanity purchases (vacation homes, elite level cars). If my investments pay off, then start doing crazy crap like travelling the world and dining at Michelin Star restaurants on the reg.

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« Reply #193 on: January 13, 2016, 03:53:01 PM »
I'd pay off my parents house first. Buy a myself house in the $500k range. Then just invest a chunk of it and also collect interest off what I pocket. Once the interest starts accumulating then I'd make some more vanity purchases (vacation homes, elite level cars). If my investments pay off, then start doing crazy crap like travelling the world and dining at Michellin Star restaurants on the reg.
What the eff are you talking about? This is beyond generational amounts of money. This is Brewster's Million (mellinials won't get the refrence) type money. I would buy ice bergs and crap just cause I could.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #194 on: January 13, 2016, 03:55:01 PM »
I would accept it anonymously, wouldnt do anything for a year, then start slowly and tell ppl I can into fam money, or something.  Set up llcs to do any donations or spending on others.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #195 on: January 13, 2016, 03:55:52 PM »
My press conference will be TV gold!

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Re: powerball
« Reply #196 on: January 13, 2016, 03:56:54 PM »
If you can't do it anonymously, wear a gorilla suit, complete w mask. 

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Re: powerball
« Reply #197 on: January 13, 2016, 04:05:44 PM »
I would run out of things to buy after about $50M so I'd probably just start giving it to charities and stuff.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #198 on: January 13, 2016, 04:06:45 PM »
has anyone mentioned bringing back ksu basketball?  I'd probably do that as a hobby

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Re: powerball
« Reply #199 on: January 13, 2016, 04:09:03 PM »
I'd pay off my parents house first. Buy a myself house in the $500k range. Then just invest a chunk of it and also collect interest off what I pocket. Once the interest starts accumulating then I'd make some more vanity purchases (vacation homes, elite level cars). If my investments pay off, then start doing crazy crap like travelling the world and dining at Michellin Star restaurants on the reg.
What the eff are you talking about? This is beyond generational amounts of money. This is Brewster's Million (mellinials won't get the refrence) type money. I would buy ice bergs and crap just cause I could.

What do you get after taxes? $350m? I don't think that is generational amounts of money if you don't invest some of it. If I won, retired now, and lived another 40 years, I absolutely could blow through all of it. Especially if I went off the deep end with purchases.