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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2975 on: January 14, 2024, 08:52:27 AM »
That guy was a member of the Democratic Party like wacky was a member of the Democratic Party

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2976 on: January 14, 2024, 11:55:42 AM »
Bill Clinternet. Banger.

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« Reply #2977 on: January 15, 2024, 07:57:21 PM »
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Shooting in DC at the intersection of Martin Luther King Jr Ave at Malcolm X Ave SE near the Popeyes, not a few hours before the MLK JR holiday begins.

We have finally achieved Dr King's dream; we are judging people on the content of their character and not their skin tone; unfortunately much of their character is found wanting as they continually murder and assault each other while white America is blamed for it
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« Reply #2978 on: January 16, 2024, 08:49:58 AM »
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Shooting in DC at the intersection of Martin Luther King Jr Ave at Malcolm X Ave SE near the Popeyes, not a few hours before the MLK JR holiday begins.

We have finally achieved Dr King's dream; we are judging people on the content of their character and not their skin tone; unfortunately much of their character is found wanting as they continually murder and assault each other while white America is blamed for it
What an absolute wet dream for that guy

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2979 on: January 16, 2024, 08:52:06 AM »
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Shooting in DC at the intersection of Martin Luther King Jr Ave at Malcolm X Ave SE near the Popeyes, not a few hours before the MLK JR holiday begins.

We have finally achieved Dr King's dream; we are judging people on the content of their character and not their skin tone; unfortunately much of their character is found wanting as they continually murder and assault each other while white America is blamed for it
What an absolute wet dream for that guy

I mean, yeah. Plus getting to mention fried chicken in the process.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2980 on: January 16, 2024, 07:01:17 PM »
Conversation with a DNC staffer
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I don't really ever get to be "that guy" who has connections, but I was visiting with a friend of mine who is a middle-manager type in the DNC. I'm not sure exactly what her job is - she's not a big-wig, but she's not just a pawn either.

We don't really talk about politics that often, but as we were talking, I saw something about the Iowa Primary tick across the screen and I mentioned I had no idea that was going on. She lit up, thrilled that Trump won.

Basically, they have been told to do what they can to not go after Trump and try and make sure he gets the nomination. Once he does, then the gloves come off. It sounds like they like their numbers regardless, but if Trump is the R nomination, they will go with Biden and their numbers look unbeatable.

If Desantis or Haley win, then Biden becomes a "coin flip at best" so they likely pivot strategies and Biden steps down. I tried to pry to see who that would be, but she didn't give much information. She seemed confident either way, but I would expect that from someone in her position.
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I guess I missed the part where y'all had a nooner afterwards cause I'm still trying to piece together "female, friend, and democrat" and I'm struggling.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2981 on: January 16, 2024, 07:44:20 PM »
The nooner comment is the star. I had been wondering what you were getting at. Now I know.

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« Reply #2982 on: January 17, 2024, 10:57:47 AM »
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So I heard it all….
Buddy went to one of these, and instead of either blue/pink smoke, it was white. When the parents were asked what that meant, the answer was a "human". Buddy said they immediately left and have taken these nuts off their "friends" list. God, help this world
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« Reply #2983 on: January 17, 2024, 11:00:48 AM »
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So I heard it all….
Buddy went to one of these, and instead of either blue/pink smoke, it was white. When the parents were asked what that meant, the answer was a "human". Buddy said they immediately left and have taken these nuts off their "friends" list. God, help this world

I'm pretty sure that never happened.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2984 on: January 17, 2024, 02:52:29 PM »
It 1000% did not happen. And in the -901% chance it did happen, it was specifically to troll those MAGAs and be left alone.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2985 on: January 18, 2024, 02:21:41 PM »
The maga dax brain is just wired different. These are actual thoughts from actual americans


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I do not believe making illegal aliens into military personnel is a good idea at all.

Do you? Or do you not?
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Its a great idea if you want said military of non citizens to fire upon citizens.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2986 on: January 18, 2024, 05:50:33 PM »
Yes, no one is talking about having non US citizens in the US military besides me and a few “MAGA” people.

The great thing about this is Uber #blueanon/armchair neocon/#neocongE weirdos like the StalkerBot are perfectly happy to import the predominately POC from foreign lands to go fight Pedo Pete’s forever wars.

1000% #onbrand #thumbsup

Come to America and then die in (another) far off land for Pedo Pete . . . StalkerBot


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2987 on: January 18, 2024, 05:57:38 PM »
Dax, I'm starting to think you have a reading comprehension problem
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2988 on: January 18, 2024, 06:01:19 PM »
I know you’re just a weirdo monitoring weirdos and then pathetically trying to co-mingle me into it . . . as expected.


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2989 on: January 18, 2024, 06:55:44 PM »
Illegal immigrants serving in the military actually makes sense to the hardcore MAGAs because they are very supportive of Russia’s military who basically forces criminals to serve in theirs.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2990 on: January 18, 2024, 07:02:03 PM »
I mean, I think new immigrants serving in the military as part of their American dream is a story a person can feel good about. But I'm also part of the Confederation of Not-Knowers, and I'm always a step behind, so who can say.

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« Reply #2991 on: January 18, 2024, 07:14:30 PM »
But have you considered the feel bad story of these mercenary immigrants killing you? (reason unknown)
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2992 on: January 18, 2024, 07:20:35 PM »
I have not. Thank you for that.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2993 on: January 18, 2024, 09:56:26 PM »
Voluntary military service seems like a pretty decent path to citizenship. Can even make a career out of it if you so choose.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2994 on: January 19, 2024, 08:46:11 AM »
It’s not like any magas will actually serve

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2995 on: January 19, 2024, 08:48:17 AM »
#neocongE:  Person of color, come to America and fight our wars so I can watch it on my 75 inch OLED


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2996 on: January 19, 2024, 08:49:42 AM »
Voluntary military service seems like a pretty decent path to citizenship. Can even make a career out of it if you so choose.

Sometimes they get deported after they serve.

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« Reply #2997 on: January 19, 2024, 08:52:48 AM »
Remember, per then Senator Pedo Pete/Presidential Candidate Pedo Pete.  MegaCorp Pubs wanted cheap foreign labor to bolster their bottom lines and there was no way that then Sen/Presidential Candidate Pedo Pete was going to allow that to happen.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2998 on: January 19, 2024, 09:20:11 AM »
It’s not like any magas will actually serve

Who knows if Lloyd Austin is even serving right now . . . somebody call up the under secretary at her beach house and let her know that she may or may not be in charge of the DOD.


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2999 on: January 19, 2024, 01:38:59 PM »
It’s not like any magas will actually serve

Who knows if Lloyd Austin is even serving right now . . . somebody call up the under secretary at her beach house and let her know that she may or may not be in charge of the DOD.

exactly