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The Martini
« on: April 22, 2011, 01:50:44 PM »
Picked up a couple jars of olives at the local mart last night.  Jar of roasted garlic stuffed olives and a jar of jalepeno stuffed olives.  Walked over to the liquor store an picked up a big ass bottle of Ketel.  Going to enjoy some dirty martinis tonight as I make the world go away and grill some dead animal parts. 

If you haven't enjoyed a dirty martini yet I recommend trying one or two. Not three though... never drink three.


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Re: The Martini
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 01:53:17 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on April 22, 2011, 01:48:40 PM
Alochol really fucks with my emotions sometimes.
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 07:25:29 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on April 22, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Picked up a couple jars of olives at the local mart last night.  Jar of roasted garlic stuffed olives and a jar of jalepeno stuffed olives.  Walked over to the liquor store an picked up a big ass bottle of Ketel.  Going to enjoy some dirty martinis tonight as I make the world go away and grill some dead animal parts.  

If you haven't enjoyed a dirty martini yet I recommend trying one or two. Not three though... never drink three.
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 10:45:11 PM »
Gin imo.   My sister inlaw had martini bars at her rehearsal dinner and wedding,i don't remember either.
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2011, 02:41:59 AM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on April 22, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Picked up a couple jars of olives at the local mart last night.  Jar of roasted garlic stuffed olives and a jar of jalepeno stuffed olives.  Walked over to the liquor store an picked up a big ass bottle of Ketel.  Going to enjoy some dirty martinis tonight as I make the world go away and grill some dead animal parts. 

If you haven't enjoyed a dirty martini yet I recommend trying one or two. Not three though... never drink three.

I had this exact discussion last weekend.  Some heeded my call.  Others choose their own path.
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2011, 02:44:17 PM »
Looks like we have a whole lotta pussies at goEMAW
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2011, 06:38:51 PM »
Gotta be gin for me.  I have some good spicy mix for my martinis
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2011, 07:39:07 PM »
My great aunt and grandma like martinis.  They usually take it down a notch and drink gin and tonics at kids b-days, etc.
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2011, 08:57:04 PM »
Love how you pussies have to dilute your tini's with crap like olive juice.  Buncha rubes.
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2011, 09:17:42 PM »
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2011, 11:07:18 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on April 23, 2011, 08:57:04 PM
Love how you pussies have to dilute your tini's with cac like olive juice.  Buncha rubes.

I remember my first martini
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Re: The Martini
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2011, 01:48:35 AM »
Quote from: Cire on April 22, 2011, 10:45:11 PM
Gin imo.   My sister inlaw had martini bars at her rehearsal dinner and wedding,i don't remember either.


I wanna party with her.   :fatty:
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