Game of Thrones SHOW thread for people who are confused by the book thread

[Rage Against the McKee]

OK, but how long would it take Gendry to run back to Eastwatch, a raven to fly to Dragonstone, and then dragons to fly back up to the North arrow shaped mountain area?

Gendry probably ran for about 3-4 hours. Ravens fly about 50 mph.

[star seed 7]

In the first episode this season it looked like bran was warged into a dead giant (the giants eyes were milky instead of blue), but it's never been said and the eyes are the only thing to suggest it.

[mocat]

someone remind me where is rickon and that salty minx with the head perpetually tilted over to one side Osha, tia

[Rage Against the McKee]

someone remind me where is rickon and that salty minx with the head perpetually tilted over to one side Osha, tia

dead

[star seed 7]

someone remind me where is rickon and that salty minx with the head perpetually tilted over to one side Osha, tia

Osha tried to f ramsay and got kilt and rickon don't zig rickon don't zag

[mocat]

oh yeah. ramsay, that rat bastard!

[star seed 7]

Rickon sucks anyway

[Mrs. Gooch]

So Dany said that Jon is "too little" for her to marry...like he isn't powerful enough to be a good alliance. He's a King. Who does she think she is going to marry that's better than that?

[yoga-like_abana]

does the show start to get confusing or something? I'm about an epi into the 5th season and this isn't like lost or something it all seems pretty straight forward

[ChiComCat]

So Dany said that Jon is "too little" for her to marry...like he isn't powerful enough to be a good alliance. He's a King. Who does she think she is going to marry that's better than that?

He's a pretty illegitimate bastard king of a bunch of hicks up north yelling about ice zombies.  Also, he seems to have little or no interest in her goal of the seven kingdoms.

[star seed 7]

Also he's short and tormund said he has a small weiner

[star seed 7]

does the show start to get confusing or something? I'm about an epi into the 5th season and this isn't like lost or something it all seems pretty straight forward

No, it's not confusing at all

[Mrs. Gooch]

So Dany said that Jon is "too little" for her to marry...like he isn't powerful enough to be a good alliance. He's a King. Who does she think she is going to marry that's better than that?

He's a pretty illegitimate bastard king of a bunch of hicks up north yelling about ice zombies.  Also, he seems to have little or no interest in her goal of the seven kingdoms.

OK, but there are no other Kings (or Queens) for her to marry. Who would she marry to make a better alliance?

[TownieCat]

It was a short joke. You guys are overthinking it.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Also he's short and tormund said he has a small weiner

I think Tormund was joking but also Tomund has a huge weiner (Giant's Bane) so he probably thinks even an above average one is small.

[star seed 7]

Also he's short and tormund said he has a small weiner

I think Tormund was joking but also Tomund has a huge weiner (Giant's Bane) so he probably thinks even an above average one is small.

Nope, the (show) writers said Jon really has a small weiner because he doesn't get to be perfect

[TownieCat]

It was a short joke. You guys are overthinking it.

^^HSJIQ

[Mrs. Gooch]

Do you think she'll reconsider marrying him when she finds out he is the rightful heir?

[halfEmpty]

Yeah, short joke.  Kit in real life is like 5'6"

[Mrs. Gooch]

Yeah, short joke.  Kit in real life is like 5'6"

Emilia Clarke is 5'2" so that seems perfect.

[star seed 7]

Do you think she'll reconsider marrying him when she finds out he is the rightful heir?

What if she doesn't? What if Jon never finds out?

[star seed 7]

I don't think anyone really cares about the rightful heir crap

[ChiComCat]

So Dany said that Jon is "too little" for her to marry...like he isn't powerful enough to be a good alliance. He's a King. Who does she think she is going to marry that's better than that?

He's a pretty illegitimate bastard king of a bunch of hicks up north yelling about ice zombies.  Also, he seems to have little or no interest in her goal of the seven kingdoms.

OK, but there are no other Kings (or Queens) for her to marry. Who would she marry to make a better alliance?

In all honesty, I just took it a size thing too.

But there are prob rich families or someone that will net you a couple of armies out there somewhere.  Maybe she could marry whoever is in charge of that bank (Mycroft?). 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Hmm. Am I the only person who took it that way? Would she really make a short comment to Tyrion?

[star seed 7]

Dany is a "under 6' swipe left" 'r