After a real bender I'll go lay down in the tub with the shower running and pass out. This past weekend, while visiting Denver, I went to the Rockies game and then while making my way back to my hotel room, I stopped at about 15 different bars and drank an IPA at each.
I basically drank wonderful Denver beer for 12 hours and didn't eat until midnight.
Moving ahead... At around 3:30am I woke up and got in the shower.
It was a small stand up shower. I sat down on the floor of the shower for a good soak. Eventually I contorted my body (6'4"ish) in a way so that I could lay on my back on the floor of the shower with my legs straight up against the wall.
I eventually passed out. I'm not sure how long I was out but I woke up and water was running out of the shower and onto the bathroom floor. I had covered the drain. I got up...(still stumbling drunk) and turned the shower off. The bathroom floor is covered in at least a half inch of water.
I spent the next 30 minutes sopping up water with a towel and wringing it out in the shower.
I was just about done sopping it all up when nature called. I took a nasty dump and then stood up and barfed
in the shower. After about 15 more minutes I had the floor of the bathroom completely dry.
I open the bathroom door and am horrified to discover that I have also soaked about half the carpet in the hotel room and everything we had on the floor on that side of the room.
More sopping up and cleaning. I finally crawled back in bed at around 5:30am.
At 10am I woke up and drove 10 hours back to KC
with a mindblowing hangover.