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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #250 on: December 10, 2014, 05:42:43 PM »
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #251 on: December 10, 2014, 05:43:10 PM »
What a weird cause and effect there.  Pelini gets fired in part for getting raped on by Wisconsin a bunch and Nubb hires Oregon State's HC who then hires Wisconsin's HC.  And all the while Bielema is at pig aggie getting fatter by the day.  :confused:
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #252 on: December 10, 2014, 05:44:27 PM »
Are sanctions coming?  A scandal? :runaway:
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #253 on: December 10, 2014, 05:47:19 PM »
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Wisconsin spent at least $92 million on its athletics annually for the past five years. Oregon State's budget in 2012-13 was $64.2 million. Wisconsin's Camp Randall Stadium seats 80,321, while Oregon State's Reser Stadium seats 45,674.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #254 on: December 10, 2014, 05:48:10 PM »
It's because Wisconsin doesn't pay their assistants jackshit

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #255 on: December 10, 2014, 05:48:55 PM »
And they're in the big 10 West.  They can write their own ticket to the champy. 
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #256 on: December 10, 2014, 05:49:38 PM »
It's because Wisconsin doesn't pay their assistants jackshit

Are you suggesting that Oregon State pays more?  I find that implausible.  Pig Arkie, sure. 
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #257 on: December 10, 2014, 05:51:38 PM »
It's because Wisconsin doesn't pay their assistants jackshit

Are you suggesting that Oregon State pays more?  I find that implausible.  Pig Arkie, sure.

No, I'm implying that Alvarez is incredibly hard to work for.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #258 on: December 10, 2014, 05:51:56 PM »
I wonder if it sucks to work for Barry?
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #259 on: December 10, 2014, 05:52:54 PM »
Is Alvarez a huge jerk  :dunno: This ol' carousel ride is going to be wild.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #260 on: December 10, 2014, 05:53:44 PM »
I would not be surprised it it has more to do with Alvarez than anything else.  Who would want to report directly to the former greatest coach of all time at their school? No one.
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #261 on: December 10, 2014, 05:54:27 PM »
OMG imagine bill as AD...


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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #262 on: December 10, 2014, 05:59:28 PM »
I bet they bring in that fat loser Paul Chryst.  They'll want Dave Doeren, but if Alvarez is the problem it would seem he would stay away. 
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #263 on: December 10, 2014, 06:02:22 PM »
Considering Wisconsin has had two consecutive coaches leave for other BCS jobs at arguably lesser programs, I think we must conclude that Wisconsin is not a top 25 job. 

Which again, makes me despair for the looming coaching search at KSU.
If anything, it should give you hope.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #264 on: December 10, 2014, 06:03:44 PM »

Considering Wisconsin has had two consecutive coaches leave for other BCS jobs at arguably lesser programs, I think we must conclude that Wisconsin is not a top 25 job. 

Which again, makes me despair for the looming coaching search at KSU.
If anything, it should give you hope.

When coaches leave for lateral moves what does it tell you about the job/AD?  That is the common thread.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #265 on: December 10, 2014, 06:04:23 PM »

Considering Wisconsin has had two consecutive coaches leave for other BCS jobs at arguably lesser programs, I think we must conclude that Wisconsin is not a top 25 job. 

Which again, makes me despair for the looming coaching search at KSU.
If anything, it should give you hope.

When coaches leave for lateral moves what does it tell you about the job/AD?  That is the common thread.
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #266 on: December 10, 2014, 06:10:00 PM »

Considering Wisconsin has had two consecutive coaches leave for other BCS jobs at arguably lesser programs, I think we must conclude that Wisconsin is not a top 25 job. 

Which again, makes me despair for the looming coaching search at KSU.
If anything, it should give you hope.

When coaches leave for lateral moves what does it tell you about the job/AD?  That is the common thread.

maybe Wisconsin was going to have a lot of players leave if their coach stayed?

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #267 on: December 10, 2014, 06:29:37 PM »
Maybe Wisconsin really DID throw that game for the Big 10.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #268 on: December 10, 2014, 06:32:59 PM »
Pelini to Youngstown State....Lukepayne?

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #269 on: December 10, 2014, 06:34:24 PM »
So, Bo will be ISU's DC in a yr or two,  I guess.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #270 on: December 10, 2014, 06:48:33 PM »
For a long time Alvarez refused to pay an assistant over $300k.  When Anderson came he finally cracked.  Last year Wisconsin payed both coordinators $480k.  Oregon State paid their $505k and $320k.
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #271 on: December 10, 2014, 07:54:22 PM »
For a long time Alvarez refused to pay an assistant over $300k.  When Anderson came he finally cracked.  Last year Wisconsin payed both coordinators $480k.  Oregon State paid their $505k and $320k.
That sounds like Barry's first contract was for 300k/year as a HC and was never gonna pay a coordinator more than that, goddamn it!

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #272 on: December 10, 2014, 09:59:08 PM »
al golden to Wisconsin?


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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #273 on: December 10, 2014, 10:06:47 PM »
Fire up the #Dana4Wisconsin train before it is too late

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #274 on: December 10, 2014, 11:17:54 PM »
People are running away from Urban and his filth.