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Offline felix rex

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #225 on: March 13, 2013, 09:50:31 AM »
just because there's a Titletown, WI, doesn't mean there can't be a Titletown, KS, dumbass squawk

Green Bay is Titletown, USA. I really don't care if Manhattan is Titletown, KS. You guys can fight that one out on your own.

More like TIDALTOWN

Good thing we all know Ames is FAILURETOWN, USA.  Home of the Iowa State Hawkeyes.
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« Reply #226 on: March 13, 2013, 10:05:18 AM »
Oh man, just got called our in meeting by a silly squawk after a co-worker proudly displayed his new dual championship t-shirt.

Squawk was all like  :fatty: -  "I don't see a 'shared' on that shirt."
We were like  :dubious: - "I've never seen a 'shared' on a KU shirt"
Squawk was all like  :tongue: - "9 in  a row, man. you guys will NEVER do that"
I was all like  :bitchslap: - "KU will not win a FB/BB conference championship in the next 20 yrs, if ever. Plus KU's greatest year in FB in the last 50 years, was when they were the 5th best team in the conference."
Squawk was like  :blah: - "whatever, try wining a bcs bowl game and a national title in the same year"
I was like  :alleyoop: - "You didn't play OU, UT, or Tech and lost to the only other ranked team in the North Division, who also finished ahead of you in the rankings. BCS bowls wins are really pretty meaningless"
Squawk was like  :embarrassed: - "you just say that cause you've never won one"
We were like  :gocho: - "you just say that cause you will never win fb/bb championships in the same year"
Nebraska fan was like :curse:
Everyone else in the room was like  :facepalm:

feels good. feels goooood.

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #227 on: March 13, 2013, 10:08:52 AM »
Sounds like a lot of mindless banter. Instead of debating with your squawk brother, next time give him a hug. Its a hard time for him and you don't know what he's going through and you never will because you live in TITLETOWN.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #228 on: March 13, 2013, 10:33:18 AM »
This thread really took off from the time I went to bed to when I woke up today.  Bravo song modifiers, bravo.

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« Reply #229 on: March 13, 2013, 11:00:17 AM »


I can't freaking believe that little crap town would copy us like that...


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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #230 on: March 13, 2013, 11:05:36 AM »


I can't freaking believe that little crap town would copy us like that...




what a great place for a TITLETOWN picnic (or smooch) with your Championship lady (or guy) friend

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #231 on: March 13, 2013, 11:17:41 AM »
Juast got my TiTLETOWN t-shirt.  It is rough ridin' boss as crap.

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« Reply #232 on: March 13, 2013, 11:24:13 AM »

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« Reply #233 on: March 13, 2013, 11:31:34 AM »
ljmhawk spent 15 hours in TITLETOWN yesterday  :love: :love: :love:

Who could blame him?

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« Reply #234 on: March 13, 2013, 12:18:44 PM »
when I was in TITLETOWN last night I got two big 12 championship trophies from TITLEJOHNCURRIE.  he was like, here, we don't have room for these.  he just gave them to me!

now I'm back in KC in my TITLEAPARTMENT
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« Reply #235 on: March 13, 2013, 12:41:43 PM »
TROPHIES, touching TROPHIES
Reaching out, touching me, K - S - U
Sweet TITLETOWN, BA BA BA
Good times never seemed so good SO gOOD SO gOOD SO gOOD
I've been inclined BA BA BA
To believe they never would

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« Reply #236 on: March 13, 2013, 12:43:11 PM »
How many other BCS programs have zero national titles in their history?  Honest question.

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« Reply #237 on: March 13, 2013, 12:45:12 PM »
how many other bcs programs are based in titletown?  seriously, none.  titletown, population:  1 stud university and 2 stud coaches. 



Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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« Reply #238 on: March 13, 2013, 01:01:36 PM »
How many other BCS programs have zero national titles in their history?  Honest question.



Hey, who let the riff-raff into TITLETOWN?

Jeeves, please be a champ and dismiss this gentleman at once.

Now, back to polishing our titles for the TITLETOWN fair

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« Reply #239 on: March 13, 2013, 01:03:41 PM »
My buddy from grad school who works in Bristol told me they are definitely talking up a 30-30 on The Season.

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« Reply #240 on: March 13, 2013, 01:10:27 PM »
KU has just as many Big 12 titles this year as K-State, but we're an elite program who knows what it's like to win at a national level.  We're used to winning.  Congrats on making yourselves look like a bunch of pig farmers who just won the Kansas lottery.

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« Reply #241 on: March 13, 2013, 01:13:43 PM »
Rumor has it the company that makes Big 12 Championship Trophies is just going to relocate to TITLETOWN.  Will save them a fortune on shipping

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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #242 on: March 13, 2013, 01:13:50 PM »
KU has just as many Big 12 titles this year as K-State, but we're an elite program who knows what it's like to win at a national level.  We're used to winning.  Congrats on making yourselves look like a bunch of pig farmers who just won the Kansas lottery.

You don't even have as many football wins as we do championships this season!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #243 on: March 13, 2013, 01:14:14 PM »
KU has just as many Big 12 titles this year as K-State, but we're an elite program who knows what it's like to win at a national level.  We're used to winning.  Congrats on making yourselves look like a bunch of pig farmers who just won the Kansas lottery.

Best news?  TITLETOWN doesn't have a dress code.  You are free to wear argyle all day, like a pimp.

grats, beems!

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« Reply #244 on: March 13, 2013, 01:14:39 PM »
KU has just as many Big 12 titles this year as K-State

wut?








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Re: TITLETOWN
« Reply #245 on: March 13, 2013, 01:15:25 PM »
KU has just as many Big 12 titles this year as K-State, but we're an elite program who knows what it's like to win at a national level.  We're used to winning.  Congrats on making yourselves look like a bunch of pig farmers who just won the Kansas lottery.

I am almost certain you have to win a game in football to get a share of the Big 12 Conference Football Championship, will check my sources though

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« Reply #247 on: March 13, 2013, 01:29:22 PM »



lol that's almost as bad as the livestock judging champion one you have on I-70



Or averaging 30 posts a day on a rival message board.

that's my goal :)

Hey bro how come you aren't posting on the football board?  Are you a KU fan or a "KU basketball fan who never went to KU?"

My guess the latter.
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« Reply #248 on: March 13, 2013, 01:45:11 PM »
In the spirit of TSC:

I was shakin' at the knees
Could we win bball too, please?
Yeah the league was too kind
You're in - TITLETOWN, TITLETOWN
Yeah yeah yeah, TITLETOWN

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« Reply #249 on: March 13, 2013, 01:47:26 PM »



lol that's almost as bad as the livestock judging champion one you have on I-70



Or averaging 30 posts a day on a rival message board.

that's my goal :)

Hey bro how come you aren't posting on the football board?  Are you a KU fan or a "KU basketball fan who never went to KU?"

My guess the latter.

I graduated from KU in 07... so pretty much you're saying that if you don't attend your favorite teams college you can't be their fan?
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