I don't really care about which one is older.
Of course you do. or, at least, you should. If they're both equal, hypothetically, you'd hire the guy who's gonna be there for 2 years instead of just 1 year.
They aren't equal at all, though.
I understand this. But, for those people suggesting that Snake and Sams are essentially, statistically equal, it seems that age should be the deciding factor. I mean, if I've got the choice between 2 honda civics and one has 75,000 miles and the other has 120,000 miles, I'm taking the lower mileage vehicle.