The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)

[Asteriskhead]

My insurance covered all but $70.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk

sweet jesus where's the scalpel

i kno, rite?

[Bloodfart]

know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.

[Dr Rick Daris]

know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

of course there is, idiot.

[bones129]

know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

of course there is, idiot.

Anything is possible. Especially with a mirror and textbook.

[Rough Rider]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov

Got to be easier than performing a self-appendectomy in Antarctica.

[steve dave]

that one scientist lady did a self masectomy in Antarctica as well.

[Rage Against the McKee]

know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.

Think of all the time he saved, though. Plus, he didn't have to bother with telling some dumbass doctor his life story and why he thinks he wants the procedure, and why he thinks he has all the kids that he wants thank you very much, oh, and sure, I guess the kids are doing pretty ok thanks for asking.

If I were him, I would have sent a bill to my home address from the office so I could collect a check from my insurance company as well.

[Dr Rick Daris]

know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.

if you think that the general surgeon only cut on himself to save money then i would propose that you don't know many general surgeons.

[Bloodfart]

know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.

if you think that the general surgeon only cut on himself to save money then i would propose that you don't know many general surgeons.

Dude I know so many general surgeons.  #sterilehighfive #slice&dice  #insideyou

[slobber]

Those are the best hashtags ever


Gonna win 'em all!

[Willesgirl]

I thought there was some (professional organization) guideline that doctors will perform vasectomies without question under different conditions -- 1. under 25 and  5 or more kids. 2. Under 30 and more than three kids. 3. 40 and whatever.

I read it somewhere. May not be true.

[Trogdor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov

Got to be easier than performing a self-appendectomy in Antarctica.

This guy has balls o'steel

[WonderMeal]

Initial appointment on Thursday, will probably schedule The Big One after the visit. It's getting real, guys.

 

[Tobias]

don't forget to schedule it for march!

[Tobias]

(or world cup if you're into that sort of thing)

[Phil Titola]

I was going to pull the trigger last March but Vegas trip got in the way....interested to see how it goes for you WM

[WonderMeal]

It's happening this Friday, guys.   

Coincidentally, this podcast popped up on my phone today:
http://www.wnyc.org/story/alpha-dad-gets-vasectomy/

[Tobias]

just in time for the 3rd place and WC final!

[deputy dawg]

I had a conversation with my doc while he was snippin' and cuttin' my vas deferens about an AI (artificial insemination) hog operation.  To figure out which sows are in heat, the operators put chowder chalk on the bellies of "teaser" bores (they shoot blanks), and set them loose in a pen full of sows. They come back in 15 minutes and AI the sows with chalk on their backs.  We had this discussion for 15 minutes while he performed the procedure.  It kept my mind off the business at hand, which was a good thing.

[puniraptor]

I had a conversation with my doc while he was snippin' and cuttin' my vas deferens about an AI (artificial insemination) hog operation.  To figure out which sows are in heat, the operators put chowder chalk on the bellies of "teaser" bores (they shoot blanks), and set them loose in a pen full of sows. They come back in 15 minutes and AI the sows with chalk on their backs.  We had this discussion for 15 minutes while he performed the procedure.  It kept my mind off the business at hand, which was a good thing.

wow this is thread worthy

[SkinnyBenny]

Ts and Ps Wondermeal. Hopefully someone in whatever town you live in will buy you a nice big stuffed crust Pizza Hut pizza afterwards. That's how me and my friends celebrate things.

[WonderMeal]

 
 

Other than the 6-8 bee stings on each side, it was pretty pud.

Time to get pak'd and eat food while Mrs. WonderMeal entertains the kids all weekend.

[XocolateThundarr]

 

Other than the 6-8 bee stings on each side, it was pretty pud.

Time to get pak'd and eat food while Mrs. WonderMeal entertains the kids all weekend.

Don't forget the ice my friend.  Lots and lots of ice.

[WonderMeal]

[mocat]

wondermeal what are you going to watch this weekend? i would watch tons of stuff