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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1050 on: October 12, 2017, 11:43:36 AM »
Also not sure if it's been said yet, but


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1051 on: October 12, 2017, 11:44:24 AM »
Time to get your Delt on...

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1052 on: October 12, 2017, 12:59:26 PM »
TCU is going to put 12 guys in the box.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1053 on: October 12, 2017, 01:07:19 PM »
Will Skyler see the field on Saturday?

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1054 on: October 12, 2017, 01:08:32 PM »
Remember when Hubener and Co. ran wild on TCU in the first half in 2015, putting up 35 points?

Remember when we tried to throw the ball all over the place in the second half?

Let's make them stop our run game.

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« Reply #1055 on: October 12, 2017, 01:09:41 PM »
Remember when Hubener and Co. ran wild on TCU in the first half in 2015, putting up 35 points?

Remember when we tried to throw the ball all over the place in the second half?

Let's make them stop our run game.
No. I do not remember that second half at all.

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« Reply #1056 on: October 12, 2017, 01:18:17 PM »
will be interesting to see if patterson blitzes the bejesus out of us or sits back.


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1057 on: October 12, 2017, 01:18:40 PM »
Remember when Hubener and Co. ran wild on TCU in the first half in 2015, putting up 35 points?

Remember when we tried to throw the ball all over the place in the second half?

Let's make them stop our run game.
No. I do not remember that second half at all.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1058 on: October 12, 2017, 01:44:27 PM »
TCU is going to put 12 guys in the box.

Hopefully we can count then
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1059 on: October 12, 2017, 02:02:07 PM »
Remember when Hubener and Co. ran wild on TCU in the first half in 2015, putting up 35 points?

Remember when we tried to throw the ball all over the place in the second half?

Let's make them stop our run game.
No. I do not remember that second half at all.

Oh jesus, I watched the first 3 quarters at my house in Topeka then drove to mhk during the 4th to celebratepak with Winters and the resulting rest of the night was one the most wtf nights of my life
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1060 on: October 12, 2017, 02:33:27 PM »
TCU is going to put 12 guys in the box.
I hope they do! And I hope the refs are competent enough to notice! BOOM 5 FREE YARDS

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1061 on: October 12, 2017, 02:39:17 PM »
TCU is going to put 12 guys in the box.
I hope they do! And I hope the refs are competent enough to notice! BOOM 5 FREE YARDS

what if they did that the whole game?  we'd kill them


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1062 on: October 12, 2017, 02:40:20 PM »
You guys were right he is just a big pussy.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1063 on: October 12, 2017, 02:56:18 PM »
TCU is going to put 12 guys in the box.
I hope they do! And I hope the refs are competent enough to notice! BOOM 5 FREE YARDS

what if they did that the whole game?  we'd kill them
after the game I'd be all like "I guess they don't teach counting at TCU  :ROFL: "

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1064 on: October 12, 2017, 03:20:40 PM »
TCU is going to put 12 guys in the box.
I hope they do! And I hope the refs are competent enough to notice! BOOM 5 FREE YARDS

what if they did that the whole game?  we'd kill them
I would hope after three or four penalties in a row they would call an unsportsmanlike penalty. BOOM 15 yds boys!

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1065 on: October 12, 2017, 03:21:31 PM »
You can't score points on a penalty.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1066 on: October 12, 2017, 03:23:23 PM »
You can't score points on a penalty.

Even better, we'll forever be on the .0000000001 yard line and can just kick a field goal when time expires at the end of regulation
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1067 on: October 12, 2017, 03:25:54 PM »
You can't score points on a penalty.

Is this a practical application for asymptotes?

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1068 on: October 12, 2017, 03:26:57 PM »
You can't score points on a penalty.

Even better, we'll forever be on the .0000000001 yard line and can just kick a field goal when time expires at the end of regulation

the game can't end on a defense penalty  :cool:

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1069 on: October 12, 2017, 03:27:15 PM »
You can't score points on a penalty.

Even better, we'll forever be on the .0000000001 yard line and can just kick a field goal when time expires at the end of regulation
I see no holes in this plan

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1070 on: October 12, 2017, 03:29:24 PM »
It's all a lie.  Every last bit of it.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1071 on: October 12, 2017, 03:36:37 PM »
either way, we'd have a better shot of winning the game than they would so i like love our chances


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1072 on: October 12, 2017, 03:39:00 PM »
Going to have to get at least one stop. Unless they win the toss defer and then go on defense in the second half. Did Ron do that or was it Strong at UT?

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1073 on: October 12, 2017, 03:42:59 PM »
We're gonna need a old fashioned Bill miracle.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1074 on: October 12, 2017, 03:49:18 PM »
sounds like its farm betting time in my books fellas