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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #700 on: December 30, 2016, 03:07:09 PM »
Pretty sure you forgot about his 3 TD's he accounted for.

Wow thanks, another unreal number to add to his stat line.  Anything else?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #701 on: December 30, 2016, 03:08:47 PM »
pretty good stiff arm  :eek:
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #702 on: December 30, 2016, 03:09:32 PM »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #703 on: December 30, 2016, 03:54:38 PM »
:lol: He gets it!

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #704 on: December 30, 2016, 04:03:31 PM »
Even more impressive is that he was able to do this against an A&M team that had lost 3 of their last 4 games, with two of those losses coming against teams with losing records.

With their starting QB either out or dinged up. 

Nobody is saying aTm is a great team.     


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #705 on: December 30, 2016, 04:31:32 PM »
Ertz is an even better human than QB. And he's a pretty great QB.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #706 on: December 31, 2016, 08:17:39 PM »
I feel bad about talking crap on his weak knees and "forest Gump" brace. 
Now that I see how much he's improved and muscled up, I becoming a fan.  I hope he doesn't get the crap pounded out of him next season, cause he can help us win games.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #707 on: January 01, 2017, 03:38:03 AM »
He is pretty badass. I'm looking forward to 2017.
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« Reply #708 on: January 01, 2017, 10:56:19 AM »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #709 on: January 01, 2017, 09:25:07 PM »
Even more impressive is that he was able to do this against an A&M team that had lost 3 of their last 4 games, with two of those losses coming against teams with losing records.

so you saw the pass he threw to Pringle, right? the one that was absolutely perfect, in stride, between two defenders with a window of about 2 feet,?    Would you rate that as one of the best throws ever by a dual threat QB at Kstate? I'm trying to think of some other notables by our dual threat portfolio of awesomeness.  Bishop, Beasley, Roberson..... 

Just admit your hate for him is either trolling, or you effed up by hating on him this hard... He's much better than most Kstater's thought he would be after he got injured by the turf last year.... It happens.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #710 on: January 01, 2017, 09:46:14 PM »
Guys, plz do some research on Kim Carnes before reacting. He's an act, only fueled by your reactions.

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« Reply #711 on: January 01, 2017, 10:09:13 PM »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #712 on: January 01, 2017, 11:17:37 PM »
Guys, plz do some research on Kim Carnes before reacting. He's an act, only fueled by your reactions.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #713 on: January 01, 2017, 11:25:54 PM »
Even more impressive is that he was able to do this against an A&M team that had lost 3 of their last 4 games, with two of those losses coming against teams with losing records.

so you saw the pass he threw to Pringle, right? the one that was absolutely perfect, in stride, between two defenders with a window of about 2 feet,?    Would you rate that as one of the best throws ever by a dual threat QB at Kstate? I'm trying to think of some other notables by our dual threat portfolio of awesomeness.  Bishop, Beasley, Roberson..... 

Just admit your hate for him is either trolling, or you effed up by hating on him this hard... He's much better than most Kstater's thought he would be after he got injured by the turf last year.... It happens.

Ell to Antoine Polite in the 03 dr pepper was pretty amaze

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #714 on: January 01, 2017, 11:51:16 PM »
Guys, plz do some research on Kim Carnes before reacting. He's an act, only fueled by your reactions.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #715 on: January 01, 2017, 11:57:46 PM »
Guys, plz do some research on Kim Carnes before reacting. He's an act, only fueled by your reactions.

Yeah, but his act is getting old, to be honest with you.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #716 on: January 02, 2017, 12:43:17 AM »
Oh ya, he's 90's Pauly Shore these days walking into 2017.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #717 on: January 02, 2017, 07:14:36 AM »
Even more impressive is that he was able to do this against an A&M team that had lost 3 of their last 4 games, with two of those losses coming against teams with losing records.

so you saw the pass he threw to Pringle, right? the one that was absolutely perfect, in stride, between two defenders with a window of about 2 feet,?    Would you rate that as one of the best throws ever by a dual threat QB at Kstate? I'm trying to think of some other notables by our dual threat portfolio of awesomeness.  Bishop, Beasley, Roberson..... 

Just admit your hate for him is either trolling, or you effed up by hating on him this hard... He's much better than most Kstater's thought he would be after he got injured by the turf last year.... It happens.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #718 on: January 02, 2017, 08:39:10 AM »
Even more impressive is that he was able to do this against an A&M team that had lost 3 of their last 4 games, with two of those losses coming against teams with losing records.

so you saw the pass he threw to Pringle, right? the one that was absolutely perfect, in stride, between two defenders with a window of about 2 feet,?    Would you rate that as one of the best throws ever by a dual threat QB at Kstate? I'm trying to think of some other notables by our dual threat portfolio of awesomeness.  Bishop, Beasley, Roberson..... 

Just admit your hate for him is either trolling, or you effed up by hating on him this hard... He's much better than most Kstater's thought he would be after he got injured by the turf last year.... It happens.

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« Reply #719 on: January 02, 2017, 09:34:30 AM »
Even more impressive is that he was able to do this against an A&M team that had lost 3 of their last 4 games, with two of those losses coming against teams with losing records.

so you saw the pass he threw to Pringle, right? the one that was absolutely perfect, in stride, between two defenders with a window of about 2 feet,?    Would you rate that as one of the best throws ever by a dual threat QB at Kstate? I'm trying to think of some other notables by our dual threat portfolio of awesomeness.  Bishop, Beasley, Roberson..... 

Just admit your hate for him is either trolling, or you effed up by hating on him this hard... He's much better than most Kstater's thought he would be after he got injured by the turf last year.... It happens.

Bookcat shut up.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #720 on: January 03, 2017, 09:07:40 AM »
Ertz has the highest season YPC (5.5) with 100+ carries of any rusher at KSU since Snyder arrived in 1989 with the exception of the following years:

2007: James Johnson (6.4)
2006: Leon Patton (5.6)
2003: Darren Sproles (6.5)
2002: Darren Sproles (6.2)

Jesse had a better per carry average than Klein, Roberson, Bishop, Beasley, Daniel Thomas, etc.

I've said it several times here and elsewhere; Jesse quietly amassed one of the most impressive seasons in KSU history when you look at how rare some of his accomplishments were.  I still can't get over 1755/1012.  That's Ell 2002 good.

I don't really like the YPC stat when comparing QBs. Klein was basically our short yardage back in 2011 and 2012 and he was very good at it. That is going to make his YPC look a lot worse, even though it helps the team. I do think Ertz is a much better runner in open field than Klein.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #721 on: January 03, 2017, 09:57:49 AM »
Guys, just bc someone isn't nuts for Jesse ertz doesn't mean they are a troll.  Get a clue

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« Reply #722 on: January 03, 2017, 01:21:50 PM »
Ertz has the highest season YPC (5.5) with 100+ carries of any rusher at KSU since Snyder arrived in 1989 with the exception of the following years:

2007: James Johnson (6.4)
2006: Leon Patton (5.6)
2003: Darren Sproles (6.5)
2002: Darren Sproles (6.2)

Jesse had a better per carry average than Klein, Roberson, Bishop, Beasley, Daniel Thomas, etc.

I've said it several times here and elsewhere; Jesse quietly amassed one of the most impressive seasons in KSU history when you look at how rare some of his accomplishments were.  I still can't get over 1755/1012.  That's Ell 2002 good.

I don't really like the YPC stat when comparing QBs. Klein was basically our short yardage back in 2011 and 2012 and he was very good at it. That is going to make his YPC look a lot worse, even though it helps the team. I do think Ertz is a much better runner in open field than Klein.

His ypc is worse because he's the slowest of our rushing QBs, maybe faster than el beaz. Sisco is used in short yardage situations too, he's just a much bigger threat of breaking a 20+ run.

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« Reply #723 on: January 03, 2017, 01:38:48 PM »
Ertz has the highest season YPC (5.5) with 100+ carries of any rusher at KSU since Snyder arrived in 1989 with the exception of the following years:

2007: James Johnson (6.4)
2006: Leon Patton (5.6)
2003: Darren Sproles (6.5)
2002: Darren Sproles (6.2)

Jesse had a better per carry average than Klein, Roberson, Bishop, Beasley, Daniel Thomas, etc.

I've said it several times here and elsewhere; Jesse quietly amassed one of the most impressive seasons in KSU history when you look at how rare some of his accomplishments were.  I still can't get over 1755/1012.  That's Ell 2002 good.

I don't really like the YPC stat when comparing QBs. Klein was basically our short yardage back in 2011 and 2012 and he was very good at it. That is going to make his YPC look a lot worse, even though it helps the team. I do think Ertz is a much better runner in open field than Klein.

His ypc is worse because he's the slowest of our rushing QBs, maybe faster than el beaz. Sisco is used in short yardage situations too, he's just a much bigger threat of breaking a 20+ run.

I think that's true, but this staff has gone away from using the QB as a battering ram quite so much in the redzone. (%run is based on attempts)

2011   %RUN   %TD
QB   54.6%   82.4%
RB   42.7%   14.7%
WR   2.7%   2.9%

2012   %RUN   %TD
QB   46.8%   61.9%
RB   51.3%   38.1%
WR   1.9%   0.0%

2016   %RUN   %TD
QB   40.5%   38.5%
RB   58.6%   60.5%
WR   0.9%   2.6%

Part of that is having better (and bigger) backs, though we did have Hubert in 12.

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« Reply #724 on: January 03, 2017, 01:52:00 PM »
Ertz has the highest season YPC (5.5) with 100+ carries of any rusher at KSU since Snyder arrived in 1989 with the exception of the following years:

2007: James Johnson (6.4)
2006: Leon Patton (5.6)
2003: Darren Sproles (6.5)
2002: Darren Sproles (6.2)

Jesse had a better per carry average than Klein, Roberson, Bishop, Beasley, Daniel Thomas, etc.

I've said it several times here and elsewhere; Jesse quietly amassed one of the most impressive seasons in KSU history when you look at how rare some of his accomplishments were.  I still can't get over 1755/1012.  That's Ell 2002 good.

I don't really like the YPC stat when comparing QBs. Klein was basically our short yardage back in 2011 and 2012 and he was very good at it. That is going to make his YPC look a lot worse, even though it helps the team. I do think Ertz is a much better runner in open field than Klein.

His ypc is worse because he's the slowest of our rushing QBs, maybe faster than el beaz. Sisco is used in short yardage situations too, he's just a much bigger threat of breaking a 20+ run.

I think that's true, but this staff has gone away from using the QB as a battering ram quite so much in the redzone. (%run is based on attempts)

2011   %RUN   %TD
QB   54.6%   82.4%
RB   42.7%   14.7%
WR   2.7%   2.9%

2012   %RUN   %TD
QB   46.8%   61.9%
RB   51.3%   38.1%
WR   1.9%   0.0%

2016   %RUN   %TD
QB   40.5%   38.5%
RB   58.6%   60.5%
WR   0.9%   2.6%

Part of that is having better (and bigger) backs, though we did have Hubert in 12.

I 100% guarantee that if you take #familyfullback's carries out 2016 QB run percentage numbers would be almost identical to 2012