Author Topic: Favorite Arkansas Jokes (Read 15826 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #50 on:** December 12, 2015, 08:22:19 AM »

Q: who has too much work?
A: the guy who attaches mysteriously placed chainlink fences to the top of a basketball arena that is INDOORS

slobber · « **Reply #51 on:** December 12, 2015, 08:30:33 AM »

Who eats their boogers besides toddlers?

Arkansas fans?

Ha!

Gonna win 'em all!

Katpappy · « **Reply #52 on:** December 12, 2015, 08:34:35 PM »

Quote from: slobber on December 12, 2015, 08:30:33 AM

Who eats their boogers besides toddlers?

Arkansas fans?

Ha!

Gonna win 'em all!

But, but what about Booger King! Home of the Whopper.

cDubya · « **Reply #53 on:** December 15, 2015, 06:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 11, 2015, 09:16:37 AM

Arkansas fan are so trashy, they make Jesco White look like Elizabeth II.

Whoa. This would really hurt them if they could read.

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #54 on:** December 15, 2015, 09:50:38 PM »

Is this thread still around?

L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq · « **Reply #55 on:** December 15, 2015, 10:48:02 PM »

Nah, it's ladies night at the one bar in Manhattan and only three fat chicks to go around. Had to get there early.

Katpappy · « **Reply #56 on:** December 15, 2015, 11:27:40 PM »

Quote from: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 10:48:02 PM

Nah, it's ladies night at the one bar in Manhattan and only three fat chicks to go around. Had to get there early.

Word of advice, stay away from our women!!! We don't come to Arkie and hang with you all's pigs; cause we know how much you love them.

Navin Johnson · « **Reply #57 on:** December 16, 2015, 07:49:59 AM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 15, 2015, 11:27:40 PM

Quote from: L. Paul Kriegschwein, esq on December 15, 2015, 10:48:02 PM
Nah, it's ladies night at the one bar in Manhattan and only three fat chicks to go around. Had to get there early.
Word of advice, stay away from our women!!! We don't come to Arkie and hang with you all's pigs; cause we know how much you love them.

K-State women give the best hummers. Something about the paucity of teeth, coupled with that double uvula deformity most of 'em have. It's a sensation like no other.

slobber · « **Reply #58 on:** December 16, 2015, 08:14:01 AM »

Good grief. I would love to know who's socks these are to out the awful people typing this crap.

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Navin Johnson · « **Reply #59 on:** December 16, 2015, 08:41:13 AM »

Quote from: slobber on December 16, 2015, 08:14:01 AM

Good grief. I would love to know who's socks these are to out the awful people typing this crap.

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #60 on:** December 16, 2015, 10:28:20 AM »

Knock Knock.
Pig aggie: Who's there?
a championship
Pig aggie: oh, you have the wrong house

meow meow · « **Reply #61 on:** December 16, 2015, 10:34:37 AM »

slackcat · « **Reply #62 on:** December 16, 2015, 11:44:50 AM »

How many pig aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?.......................We'll never know because they can make one big enough to hold their sweaty pig asses.

Navin Johnson · « **Reply #63 on:** December 16, 2015, 11:52:51 AM »

Quote from: slackcat on December 16, 2015, 11:44:50 AM

How many pig aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?.......................We'll never know because they can make one big enough to hold their sweaty pig asses.

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meow meow · « **Reply #64 on:** December 16, 2015, 12:12:04 PM »

An Arkansas fan and a Mizzou fan are in a bar, comparing football championships.

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #65 on:** December 16, 2015, 02:49:12 PM »

<Knock Knock>
Who's there?
Pig Aggy Fan
...
...
...
<Knock knock>
...
...
Pig Aggy...
<cries>
<walks away>

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #66 on:** December 16, 2015, 03:23:34 PM »

At the game...

Pigaggy fan: Man I sure wish I had a program so I keen tell who's kickin our ass
K-State fan: I have it on my phone, do you have Bluetooth?
Pigaggy fan: Naw, nope no teeth. My sister has one but she's at home with our kids.

Navin Johnson · « **Reply #67 on:** December 16, 2015, 03:51:25 PM »

A prairie tard from Manhattan walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."

The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."

The prairie tard says, "Yep. First blow job."

Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."

Prairie tard, "Sure, but I doubt even three will get the taste out of my mouth."

meow meow · « **Reply #68 on:** December 16, 2015, 03:54:49 PM »

A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."

The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."

The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."

Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."

Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #69 on:** December 16, 2015, 04:06:49 PM »

what do you get when you cross an old hoops arena with a super duper weird layout?

Barnhill Arena, home of the Volleyhogs

Navin Johnson · « **Reply #70 on:** December 16, 2015, 04:10:51 PM »

This thread is beyond pathetic. Mew mew, the point of a joke is to convey humor and evoke laughter, not convey envy and evoke sympathy from the person to whom it is told.

Methbenny, you really want to compare athletic facilities? Didn't think so.

Carry on...

star seed 7 · « **Reply #71 on:** December 16, 2015, 04:14:21 PM »

You didn't even give methbenny a chance to answer

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #72 on:** December 16, 2015, 04:18:26 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on December 16, 2015, 03:54:49 PM

A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."

The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."

The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."

Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."

Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."

this made me lol and get funny looks at the office.

Navin Johnson · « **Reply #73 on:** December 16, 2015, 04:21:11 PM »

Quote from: HerrSonntag on December 16, 2015, 04:18:26 PM

Quote from: meow meow on December 16, 2015, 03:54:49 PM
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."

The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."

The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."

Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."

Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
this made me lol and get funny looks at the office.

Sanitation trucks still run at 3:54 p.m. in prairie land??

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #74 on:** December 16, 2015, 04:27:35 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on December 16, 2015, 03:54:49 PM

A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."

The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."

The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."

Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."

Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."

I thought this was a family atmosphere blog? Now I'm going to have to kick junior off the site.