Knock Knock
Who's there?
An Arkansas fan.
Oh hello, what do you want? I don't know you personally so it's strange you knocked on my door.
I just wanted to say hello and that I am looking forward to our bowl game.
Well thank you that is very polite and I wish you the best of luck.
Can I have some toothpaste to help my horrible breath? I noticed you backing away as I was speaking.
Sure thing, I know I have a spare travel-sized tube somewhere. I will be right back.
Gee thanks, I will wait here and get some sun.
I'm back! Here is the toothpaste and I also had a spare toothbrush and deodorant as well!
That is awful nice of you. Thank you very much. Goodbye!
Goodbye!
I have to admit. You guys are creative.
And bored. Very, very bored.
I have to admit. You guys are creative.
And bored. Very, very bored.
Anarkansaslosersayswhat
The Duggar family is from there.
Who eats their boogers besides toddlers?But, but what about Booger King! Home of the Whopper.
Arkansas fans?
Ha!
Gonna win 'em all!
Arkansas fan are so trashy, they make Jesco White look like Elizabeth II.
Nah, it's ladies night at the one bar in Manhattan and only three fat chicks to go around. Had to get there early.Word of advice, stay away from our women!!! We don't come to Arkie and hang with you all's pigs; cause we know how much you love them. :thumbs:
Nah, it's ladies night at the one bar in Manhattan and only three fat chicks to go around. Had to get there early.Word of advice, stay away from our women!!! We don't come to Arkie and hang with you all's pigs; cause we know how much you love them. :thumbs:
Good grief. I would love to know who's socks these are to out the awful people typing this crap.
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How many pig aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?.......................We'll never know because they can make one big enough to hold their sweaty pig asses.
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."this made me lol and get funny looks at the office.
The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."
The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."
Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."
Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."this made me lol and get funny looks at the office.
The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."
The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."
Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."
Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."
The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."
The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."
Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."
Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."
The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."
The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."
Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."
Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
I thought this was a family atmosphere blog? Now I'm going to have to kick junior off the site. :dunno:
Navin brining ape room level gay smack
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."
The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."
The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."
Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."
Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
I thought this was a family atmosphere blog? Now I'm going to have to kick junior off the site. :dunno:
Navin brining ape room level gay smack
We are all now dumber having read this... I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
A pig aggie from Little Rock walks in a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me a shot."
The bartender says, "Looks like your celebrating something."
The pig aggie says, "Yep. First conference championship."
Bartender smiles and says, "In that case, drinks are on me. How about three shots instead of one."
Pig aggie, "Sure, but really I was lying about the championship, I was out making meth drugs all day, now want to get drunk and beat up my wife."
I thought this was a family atmosphere blog? Now I'm going to have to kick junior off the site. :dunno:
I would never let my kids open a thread titled "Favorite Arkansas Jokes" but i'm probably just a superior parent
Q: How can you tell if someone in Arkansas is married?Okay, this one was funny. With that said, WTH happen to the rest of this thread. Straight down the toilet. WTH is a pig aggie?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck. :Yuck:
Q: How can you tell if someone in Arkansas is married?Okay, this one was funny. With that said, WTH happen to the rest of this thread. Straight down the toilet. WTH is a pig aggie?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck. :Yuck:
Q: How can you tell if someone in Arkansas is married?Okay, this one was funny. With that said, WTH happen to the rest of this thread. Straight down the toilet. WTH is a pig aggie?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck. :Yuck:
Oh and by the way, I am totally expecting the answer to my question to be "YOU, YOU ARE A PIG AGGIE. YEAH, I GOT YOU BOY. THAT MUST HURT." Or something to that affect.
I thought my jokes were good.
I thought my jokes were good.
The teethbrush one made me lol
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The teethbrush one made me lol
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I heard some pretty good one's when i lived in New York. I was once asked if people normally wore shoes in arkansas, with a straight face.
Oh and by the way, I am totally expecting the answer to my question to be "YOU, YOU ARE A PIG AGGIE. YEAH, I GOT YOU BOY. THAT MUST HURT." Or something to that affect.
Methbenny, you really want to compare athletic facilities? Didn't think so.
Carry on...
I thought my jokes were good.
You'll get a participation trophy. Kinda like what the mildkittens will be getting come January 2.
Compete how? Like win conf championships?
Compete how? Like win conf championships?
You've won one. Pat yourselves on the back.
come back when you have a conference championship bro
You know, there's something oddly charming, yet sad at the same time, about a fanbase that is as delusional as this one is. It's usually fun trying to rile up a good fanbase -- think LSU or Auburn -- but one of the prerequisites to a good back-and-forth is being somewhat grounded in reality. When we beat LSU or Auburn or Ole Miss or Tennessee, it feels like we've done something we can crow about. After this Liberty Bowl? I'll feel bad coming on here and attempting to talk trash. K-Staters are like, "We are to college football what Kentucky is to college basketball." And the sad thing is I think they actually believe it.
It's like that movie from a few years back where Leonardo DiCaprio thought for a whole movie that he was an FBI agent investigating murders on a prison island, only to realize at the very end that he was a mental patient and the whole thing was therapy designed to get him to understand he was crazy and had killed his wife. K-State is exactly that -- a mental patient so deluded that reality could slap them on the ass and they'd swear they were all running the show. But after we shellac them in Memphis, they won't realize anything. They'll just go on chirping about all the championships they've won and all the hurt they put on their second-rate conference and blah blah blah blah. Meanwhile, we'll tackle our top-of-the-heap schedule next year and continue earning respect from the non-mental patients of the college football world.
fan of a team that has never won a championship telling us we're delusional, enjoy the Liberty Bowl, you guys need this more than we do.
Finishing last in your division every year =respect to these inbreds. How interesting
Finishing last in your division every year =respect to these inbreds. How interesting
Southwest conference, adorable
Southwest conference, adorable
Ask Texas.
Losing to Toledo has to be just awful.
"knock knock"
Pig Aggy fan "Who's there?"
"A big fat smelly poor person"
Pig Aggy fan "Welcome, come on in Brother"
"knock knock"
Pig Aggy fan "Who's there?"
"A big fat smelly poor person"
Pig Aggy fan "Welcome, come on in Brother"
We get it. Also, still trying to figure out what a Pig Aggy is. Can you assist?
"knock knock"
Pig Aggy fan "Who's there?"
"A big fat smelly poor person"
Pig Aggy fan "Welcome, come on in Brother"
We get it. Also, still trying to figure out what a Pig Aggy is. Can you assist?
Tell it again Cire, the Arkansas fans didn't understand it
How many Arkansas fans can you fit into a Nissan Cube?
5
How many Arkansas fans can you fit into a Nissan Cube?
5
How many Arkansas fans can you fit into a Nissan Cube?
5
How many Kansas State fans can you fit into a 1984 Yugo?
All 3 of them.
Thanks bro. :jerk:
Thanks bro. :jerk:
You really suck at trolling bro. :ROFL:
Thanks bro. :jerk:
You really suck at trolling bro. :ROFL:
:confused:
:lol:
"knock knock"
Pig Aggy fan "Who's there?"
"A big fat smelly poor person"
Pig Aggy fan "Welcome, come on in Brother"
We get it. Also, still trying to figure out what a Pig Aggy is. Can you assist?
Tell it again Cire, the Arkansas fans didn't understand it
So a Pig Aggy is a big fat smelly poor person?
Ok - so you're a Cat Aggy?
See how dumb that sounds?
Q: how can you tell if an Arkansas fan has been raiding your fridge for pickles?
A: There is one fewer pickle the jar.
So a moth that is an Arkansas fan goes into a doctors office. He sits down in the waiting room for 20 minutes and eventually the doctor calls him in. As he sits down, the doctor ask's him how it's going.
"I am really having a tough time," the Arkansas moth told him. "My wife and I aren't really talking to each other and haven't been intimate in months. I think the problem started when our youngest son was in a car accident and passed away. I'm not sure that we've fully dealt with the grief. He was generally a responsible kid but was out late last night and was giving a drunk friend a ride home. Unfortunately, the other driver on the road wasn't as responsible and had been drinking. Our son was on life support for a couple of weeks but, at the doctor's recommendation, we eventually pulled the plug. I think my wife resents me for making the decision and we've talked less and less. We used to feel like best friends but now we barely even make small talk. She has been on her phone more frequently and I finally checked her call log. It turns out she has been calling my brother pretty frequently and all hours of the night, including when she told me she was on a business trip. To top it off, my daughter can see all this happening and no longer talks to either of us. She spends most her time in her room listening to music that I can't even comprehend. I feel like my life is crashing down around me."
"That sounds terrible," the doctor said. "But I'm a podiatrist. Why are you here?"
"Because the light was on," the Arkansas Moth replied