Shame Yourself

[mocat]

i just actually googled "beard pills"

i want to know more

i assume its a band

i have a stupid bald face and it's so cold and windy outside and oh look it's AST with a living breathing glacier attached to the front of his effing head

[puniraptor]

remember that head of hair tho!!

[puniraptor]

i have a spot in the middle of my chin where the hair maxes out at like 1" while the rest of the goat keeps on climbing. this creates a natural fork like maybe i'm a genetic godsmack fan. will these pills help with this?

[GregKSU1027]

I ate a whole pan of brownies last night by myself.

[AST]

i just actually googled "beard pills"

i want to know more

i assume its a band

i have a stupid bald face and it's so cold and windy outside and oh look it's AST with a living breathing glacier attached to the front of his effing head

 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).

[Katpappy]

Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).

Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. 

[Phil Titola]

The men's basketball team I follow went out in the first game of the tournament to TCU

[mocat]

Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).

Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. 

won't help get the pee smell out of her car tho

[Stevesie60]

Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).

Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. 

won't help get the pee smell out of her car tho

[Mrs. Gooch]

Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).

Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. 

won't help get the pee smell out of her car tho

 

I pee in showers. I puke in cars, but not my own though.

[mocat]

BUT THE CAR WASH WAS YOUR SHOWER THAT DAY SO YOU PEED IN IT

[Tobias]

lol mocat

[Mrs. Gooch]

BUT THE CAR WASH WAS YOUR SHOWER THAT DAY SO YOU PEED IN IT

Oh crap I totally didn't get that. Good thing we're already in the Shame thread.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

We have a couple weekly meetings over the lunch hour in our main conference room where food is brought in.  Today, I was a few minutes early, walked in to conference room and cut a really, really rank fart.

Before I knew how bad it would be, or how long it would linger, I left the room to go grab a soda from the break room.  Upon return, a couple people were complaining about how bad the conference room smelled.

I didn't claim it though.

[Katpappy]

We have a couple weekly meetings over the lunch hour in our main conference room where food is brought in.  Today, I was a few minutes early, walked in to conference room and cut a really, really rank fart.

Before I knew how bad it would be, or how long it would linger, I left the room to go grab a soda from the break room.  Upon return, a couple people were complaining about how bad the conference room smelled.

I didn't claim it though.

This really should be in The Gloat Thread. 

[Katpappy]

In my younger days, I was an roughneck.  Sometimes it was close to a 100 miles to field site.  On some of the crews I was on, we drank an unusually large amount of beer after our tour was over.  Well to keep things interesting, we would have rank farting contests while riding home in the rig wagon.  Some of us ate sardines, cheese and cabbage with our many swigs of beer.  I can honestly say, we could never get a four window down fart.  Due to the owner being to proud of his accomplishment.  But we did get a few of the new to the game guys to gad and throw up.

In case you're wondering, the inability to get a four down window fart is one of my greatest shames.

[bubbles4ksu]

In my younger days, I was an roughneck.  Sometimes it was close to a 100 miles to field site.  On some of the crews I was on, we drank an unusually large amount of beer after our tour was over.  Well to keep things interesting, we would have rank farting contests while riding home in the rig wagon.  Some of us ate sardines, cheese and cabbage with our many swigs of beer.  I can honestly say, we could never get a four window down fart.  Due to the owner being to proud of his accomplishment.  But we did get a few of the new to the game guys to gad and throw up.

In case you're wondering, the inability to get a four down window fart is one of my greatest shames.

perfect post, katdaddy. 

[Katpappy]

In my younger days, I was an roughneck.  Sometimes it was close to a 100 miles to field site.  On some of the crews I was on, we drank an unusually large amount of beer after our tour was over.  Well to keep things interesting, we would have rank farting contests while riding home in the rig wagon.  Some of us ate sardines, cheese and cabbage with our many swigs of beer.  I can honestly say, we could never get a four window down fart.  Due to the owner being to proud of his accomplishment.  But we did get a few of the new to the game guys to gad and throw up.

In case you're wondering, the inability to get a four down window fart is one of my greatest shames.

perfect post, katdaddy. 

This would be shameful to tell to my coworkers tho. 

[bubbles4ksu]

i've been mooching a ton of beer lately. i probably had 20 light beers this weekend that i didn't pay for and i just asked metalhead if he was going to bring beer to our kickball game so i wouldn't need to. it's despicable.

[bubbles4ksu]

i got lost on the way back to the tailgate from sporting park and i felt soo unbelievably sorry for myself that i almost started crying.

[Mrs. Gooch]

i got lost on the way back to the tailgate from sporting park and i felt soo unbelievably sorry for myself that i almost started crying.

You were probably freezing so that is understandable.

[Asteriskhead]

i've been mooching a ton of beer lately. i probably had 20 light beers this weekend that i didn't pay for and i just asked metalhead if he was going to bring beer to our kickball game so i wouldn't need to. it's despicable.

I brought your beer that you bought like a month ago, dumbhead.

[Katpappy]

i've been mooching a ton of beer lately. i probably had 20 light beers this weekend that i didn't pay for and i just asked metalhead if he was going to bring beer to our kickball game so i wouldn't need to. it's despicable.

I brought your beer that you bought like a month ago, dumbhead.

[Tobias]

excellent works bubbs