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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: steve dave on February 19, 2013, 02:36:24 PM
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Post sad things you just did that you are ashamed of:
for lunch I had two gas station pepperoni "tornados" and a sugar cookie. feel like absolute garbage. :frown:
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ate the last reese's cup out of a co-workers candy dish
pretty dick move on my part
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I've been throwing trash into my trashcan without a bag in it for the last few days. Repulsive.
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hid the packet of salad dressing in my salad without paying separately for it.
cheap move.
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I dunked my Taquitos straight into my roommates salsa jar on my lunch break today :dance:
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My dog got into a trash can in the backyard over the weekend and spread yard trash all over the backyard. I still havent cleaned it up :embarrassed:
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the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5. :frown:
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I went to McDonalds and ordered the nugget meal that includes 2 drinks and 2 med fries. I ate it all.
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ate the last reese's cup out of a co-workers candy dish
pretty dick move on my part
perfectly acceptable behavior. Who the eff is entitled to the last resse's? Answer: you as much as any of the other yokels in your office.
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I got all doped up on multiple sleep meds last night and ate an entire tube of Pringles (Salt n' Vinegar) right before I crashed out.
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
that's how everyone should do it.
Goddam you people have guilt issues.
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I didn't feel guilty, I just felt like crap. All sluggish from sleep meds and bad taste in my mouth from a Pringles binge upon waking. It was terrible.
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I didn't feel guilty, I just felt like crap. All sluggish from sleep meds and bad taste in my mouth from a Pringles binge upon waking. It was terrible.
I wasn't talking to you, you deserve to feel like crap for treating yourself that way.
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I'm drinking a Pepsi. Not even a Coke, a Pepsi.
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I'm drinking a Pepsi. Not even a Coke, a Pepsi.
you mean like a diet pepsi or a pepsi max right?
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I missed a call from my mom yesterday and I haven't called her back yet.
WHAT KIND OF SON AM I
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I'm drinking a Pepsi. Not even a Coke, a Pepsi.
you mean like a diet pepsi or a pepsi max right?
Nope. I very rarely drink pop, but I don't ever drink gross diet pops.
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At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop. :frown:
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ate the last reese's cup out of a co-workers candy dish
pretty dick move on my part
perfectly acceptable behavior. Who the eff is entitled to the last resse's? Answer: you as much as any of the other yokels in your office.
i think it's an unwritten rule that the last piece of candy in a candy dish belongs to the owner of the candy dish.
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Threw away some recyclables in the regular trash. I do this all the time. :frown:
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I'm ashamed that I just laughed when I read the word "pop". It's like I'm embarrassed of my midwestern roots. :(
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I ate dinner with my family on Sunday and they asked me to help them move some boxes for my great aunt. I was really hungover and told them i was sick and that my brother would have to do it himself.
:embarrassed:
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At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop. :frown:
have only recently stopped doing this. :sdeek:
i also abuse caffeine and amphetamine salts. :cry:
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At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop. :frown:
have only recently stopped doing this. :sdeek:
I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it, normally I only drink 1 lil water cup of cola with the meal and thats it.
No way i pay $2.00 for something that cost you a nickel.
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what are amphetamine salts?
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I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it
Well then you can get right the hell out of this thread, you dumbass loser.
Sorry that was way too harsh.
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what are amphetamine salts?
adderall
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I let the cashier take 7 cents out of the penny cup to pay my tax on my Arnold Palmer Half and Half :lick:
cause he didn't want to break my US Grant...
I had 7 cents in my vehicle but was too lazy to get it :frown:
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SD, how serious can I get with this thing? Does this count as an acceptable substitute for confession?
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SD, how serious can I get with this thing? Does this count as an acceptable substitute for confession?
go HAM. Yes.
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I am obsessively on this board when I should be working. I haven't missed any deadlines, but eventually I feel my work will suffer if I do not end this addiction.
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I am obsessively on this board when I should be working. I haven't missed any deadlines, but eventually I feel my work will suffer if I do not end this addiction.
students won't enroll themselves, fanning
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I let the cashier take 7 cents out of the penny cup to pay my tax on my Arnold Palmer Half and Half :lick:
cause he didn't want to break my US Grant...
I had 7 cents in my vehicle but was too lazy to get it :frown:
don't let a gas station clerk intimidate you. - the onion.
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
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At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop. :frown:
have only recently stopped doing this. :sdeek:
I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it, normally I only drink 1 lil water cup of cola with the meal and thats it.
No way i pay $2.00 for something that cost you a nickel.
Have witnessed this. He acts like a total poor. We called him out in front of everyone at the family owned establishment he was ripping off.
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I selected a co-worker's wife as "would bang" on bang with friends and did so while sitting across from him at lunch.
:peek:
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i'm ashamed that i used to get upset with people who were mean to bmw, specifically lsoc. i gave him much more credit than the headcase deserved.
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I take more Splenda packets than I actually use at restaurants.
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I selected a co-worker's wife as "would bang" on bang with friends and did so while sitting across from him at lunch.
:peek:
:lol:
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i also abuse caffeine and amphetamine salts. :cry:
Try not to bite anyone's face off.
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When warming up on the track at the gym, if a woman-dime passes me, all of a sudden, I'm ready to go and keep up, but not pass.
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I missed trash day by a few minutes last wednesday morning and I haven't rolled my trash cans back in yet :sdeek:
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i'm ashamed that i used to get upset with people who were mean to bmw, specifically lsoc. i gave him much more credit than the headcase deserved.
It's his medicine. He legitimately needs it to keep him normal.
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
This is the conundrum in this situation. I know it makes everyone get through faster. Everyone should do this. I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality.
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When warming up on the track at the gym, if a woman-dime passes me, all of a sudden, I'm ready to go and keep up, but not pass.
Except for the running on the track part, I would say FITZ OUTED
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
This is the conundrum in this situation. I know it makes everyone get through faster. Everyone should do this. I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality.
It doesn't make anyone get through faster except for the guy driving around the entire line of cars. It makes everyone else get through much slower because they have to wait on the cars that stop to let the other people cut in.
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I'm looking at this thread in a work meeting.
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
This is the conundrum in this situation. I know it makes everyone get through faster. Everyone should do this. I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality.
It doesn't make anyone get through faster except for the guy driving around the entire line of cars. It makes everyone else get through much slower because they have to wait on the cars that stop to let the other people cut in.
Exactly... I always want to :thumbsup: the fat smelly truck driver that pulls into the middle and blocks those inconsiderate pricks from blowing past everyone and holding the line up.
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I drank a lot of Tequilla last night. Went to work hung over and puked in the bathroom (got a little projecticle vomit on the toilet). I blamed it on one of the dysfunctional kids I work with when i heard our janitor complain about it.
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Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.
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Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.
MODS!!!!!!!
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Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.
That's legit.
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A hot girl I know bent over to put something in her purse. She revealed some butt crack. I looked. Maybe even sniffed a little. :facepalm:
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
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too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.
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A hot girl I know bent over to put something in her purse. She revealed some butt crack. I looked. Maybe even sniffed a little. :facepalm:
Happens to us all. If you can't sniff a hot girl's butt crack, then whose ass can you sniff? If she was wearing yoga pants you even have the right to take a pic and say something under breath like "damn I wish I was her underpants."
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too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.
:horrorsurprise:
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
I'm not proud of myself.
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I followed a girl down the hallway after math class last week and she had this thong on and it was sticking up out of her pants. Then I told her what time it was.
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
I'm not proud of myself.
You dumbshits. Traffic moves just as quickly and far more safely if everyone uses both lanes and merges at the last possible moment.
http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/
http://www.dot.state.mn.us/trafficeng/workzone/doc/When-latemerge-zipper.pdf
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too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.
:horrorsurprise:
:sdeek: :sdeek:
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
I'm not proud of myself.
You dumbshits. Traffic moves just as quickly and far more safely if everyone uses both lanes and merges at the last possible moment.
http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/
http://www.dot.state.mn.us/trafficeng/workzone/doc/When-latemerge-zipper.pdf
Turns out I'm a hero. :D
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Saul :lol:
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i have way too much shame to put it all out right here.
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I obsessively refresh any thread I manage to post in looking for validation. I can only imagine how many views this one will get from me alone, now.
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I said I was going to give up booze for Lent, but I am on my second glass of Johnny Walker Blue.
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I bought asparagus and never cooked it and now its rotten :(
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I bought asparagus and never cooked it and now its rotten :(
I do that with veggies that I think would be good for me to eat fairly frequently
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I took a dump at work today
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got a large pizza hut pizza, for myself, for dinner tonight.
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I took a dump at work today
The shame is when you drop a hard & heavy load, and the shitter starts to overflow with no plunger in sight. You then swiftly GTFO and walk briskly hoping no one saw you leave the flood aggie zone.
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
how would that be shameful?
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
how would that be shameful?
On account of his blatant racism
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
how would that be shameful?
On account of his blatant racism
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bigwille is a blatant racist? sorry, i'll try and keep up.
on a very shameful note...i crap in a communal shower once and didn't clean it up.
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I'm pretty pissed that I can't watch "Sean tells all" because of the jj's coverage :dunno:
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I'm pretty pissed that I can't watch "Sean tells all" because of the jj's coverage :dunno:
you should bitch about it on twitter
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
how would that be shameful?
On account of his blatant racism
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Ya, he's not going to be posting here anymore from what I have heard in Mod circles.
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First ban? Or registering as a new user?
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First ban? Or registering as a new user?
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he had a change of heart
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So, not a racist anymore?
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I put in other people's email address on websites that require it to see their content.
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I put in other people's email address on websites that require it to see their content.
You son of a b
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Growing up I always just flung my dog's poop into the neighbors yard if I knew no one was looking.
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What is the ethical ruling on ordering food in a blizzard? I may be checking back in to this thread later.
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During spring break 07 in padre they had a computer tent set up on the beach. I went to check my email and noticed the person before me didnt sign off their facebook. I changed their relationship status to single and updated it to say "Babes all over down here". :embarrassed:
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During spring break 07 in padre they had a computer tent set up on the beach. I went to check my email and noticed the person before me didnt sign off their facebook. I changed their relationship status to single and updated it to say "Babes all over down here". :embarrassed:
Opportunity missed. Had you truly seized the moment, you could have done so much more to totally destroy the dude's life.
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mocat friend on facebook:
Heads up KC commuters, Roanoke and Belleview will remain closed tomorrow morning from 47th to Ward Parkway.
mocat comment:
Why, what happened?
:frown:
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Got home before the Mrs last night. Was captivated by the JJ's news. She got home and the dogs were all whiny and she asked if I had let them out. I lied and said I did.
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
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So, not a racist anymore?
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maybe he is gonna kill himself? :ksu:
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Last night, I ran into a girl I hooked up with in grad school and couldn't remember her name. I asked how her family was as the only thing I remember about her is that her family lived near Flood Aggy University. She said her mom died of cancer 6 months ago.
:facepalm:
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
This thread is for people to shame themselves. No need to pile on.
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night
:frown:
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Got home before the Mrs last night. Was captivated by the JJ's news. She got home and the dogs were all whiny and she asked if I had let them out. I lied and said I did.
Sometimes I do that in the morning. I get up before she does and if it's cold, I like to work up to going outside; a little bbs'n and some caffeine perhaps. So I say I did so I don't get hassled and then when she gets in the shower I take them out. :sdeek:
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night
:frown:
Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night
:frown:
Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.
:cheers:
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night
:frown:
Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.
:D
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Didn't take a shower this morning. :frown:
dude
Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night
:frown:
Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.
Stop enabling him. He's gonna be known as the dirty guy at work if he's not already. "Meh, you can get away with it if you at least remember to wipe your butt most times after you poop." Gross.
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the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5. :frown:
Get some coyote urine and spread around, the moles will leave. Also, why would you feel bad about eating fine tornadoes from a QT, what
are you, a food snob :dunno:
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Some times when Mrs. Bf has the morning off I get up earlier than usual and get out of the house before the kids wake up. Some times I hear the kids stirring in their rooms and I haul ass out the door. ---> :cheese:
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Some times when Mrs. Bf has the morning off I get up earlier than usual and get out of the house before the kids wake up. Some times I hear the kids stirring in their rooms and I haul ass out the door. ---> :cheese:
There is no shame in that...that is just smart on your part BF.
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
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i can't function without taking a shower. i feel weird/dirty all day.
you're probably fine though, _33.
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
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I didn't floss 2 nights ago. :frown:
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i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu :eek:
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i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu :eek:
Is she divorcing him?
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eff. Haven't been to the dentist since I was 20. Don't get annual doctor's check-up's either.
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i can't function without taking a shower. i feel weird/dirty all day.
you're probably fine though, _33.
Me too. I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them.
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i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu :eek:
Is she divorcing him?
she deleted her facebook yesterday. :embarrassed:
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eff. Haven't been to the dentist since I was 20. Don't get annual doctor's check-up's either.
I didn't go to the dentist a single time all throughout college. I go every 6 months now that I have a job, but the first time back after college, they spent a long time with that metal hook thing picking at my teeth. No cavities!
Also, the annual check-up is a waste of time, so I don't do that.
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1735156,00.html (http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1735156,00.html)
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Ya, no cavities here either. When I do go, I'm negotiating the whole way. Pick is a deal breaker. I'll walk if he insists on the pick.
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Tiny little baby CF3 woke up early today, like at 5 instead of the usual 7. I woke up but pretended to still be sleeping so Mrs. CF3 would deal with TLBCF3 and get the kid out of her crib. :frown:
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Ya, no cavities here either. When I do go, I'm negotiating the whole way. Pick is a deal breaker. I'll walk if he insists on the pick.
If it's been years since you've been, you need the pick. The amount of petrified crap they will scrape off your teeth will just astound you.
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i can't function without taking a shower. i feel weird/dirty all day.
you're probably fine though, _33.
Me too. I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them.
I wish you would get off my back about this. I'm obviously not proud of myself. Why don't you either post something shameful about yourself or take a hike.
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i can't function without taking a shower. i feel weird/dirty all day.
you're probably fine though, _33.
Me too. I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them.
I wish you would get off my back about this. I'm obviously not proud of myself. Why don't you either post something shameful about yourself or take a hike.
I'm helping.
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guys, let's stick to shaming ourselves and leave the comments to just stuff like :sdeek: or :frown: or :zzz:
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I'm giving my 2 weeks notice on Friday. I've moved about 10 meetings back until after that, most of which I'm blaming on the winter storm. I really just don't want to have them or prepare for them.
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guys, let's stick to shaming ourselves and leave the comments to just stuff like :sdeek: or :frown: or :zzz:
but these guys lie to their wives? what's the point?
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It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. :frown:
I could be wrong (usually am) but this seems to be more of a Missouri thing. In all my years of driving I've never understood the having that lane empty for a full mile prior to the construction aree while it chokes the other two lanes (on a three lane Highway). It happens much less on the Kansas side. (my perception).
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I'm giving my 2 weeks notice on Friday. I've moved about 10 meetings back until after that, most of which I'm blaming on the winter storm. I really just don't want to have them or prepare for them.
i think that's acceptable. don't hang your head, friend.
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Some times I go home for lunch and clean up all the clutter from the morning rush. That way I can have the kids fed, bathed, and read for bed by the time Mrs. Bf gets home. When Mrs. Bf walks in the door that evening she's all "Oh wow good job Bloodfart, I could never get all that done so fast!" I don't tell her how I do it.
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the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5. :frown:
Get some coyote urine and spread around, the moles will leave.
You make it sound like you can walk into your local grocery store and purchase coyote urine.
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the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5. :frown:
Get some coyote urine and spread around, the moles will leave.
You make it sound like you can walk into your local grocery store and purchase coyote urine.
or that I would like to have some in my hand
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I woke up mega late for my 9 o'clock class this morning and didn't shower. On my way home now for damage control.
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I woke up mega late for my 9 o'clock class this morning and didn't shower. On my way home now for damage control.
Did you at least use "shower in a bottle" before you left?
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Never bought napkins in college, not even once, would steal like 50 of them during my 3 weekly trips to Chipotle. :frown:
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
Leaves?
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
really curious about the toilet paper situation.
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
really curious about the toilet paper situation.
Wash rags.
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
I was scolded by a hipster friend recently about using paper plates. :frown:
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
really curious about the toilet paper situation.
we use toilet paper. But cloth napkins and just old rags to clean up random spills. It really works fine, and I rough ridin' hate wet paper towels. It's like a weird phobia/quirk of mine. I think it goes back to my mom spitting on a paper towel to clean my face or something.
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
I was scolded by a hipster friend recently about using paper plates. :frown:
Yeah, but you probably got a big ol' :thumbs: for not showering. :lol:
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CF3 house uses tons of paper towels and plates. Like all the time. :frown:
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sometimes when the towels that hang in front of the oven are dirty I'll go through atleast 2-3 rolls of paper towels before they finally get washed
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I'm extremely un-environmentaly friendly or whatever. Like, I throw stuff in the recycling but when it fills up I don't even hesitate to just trash stuff until Friday trash day. :frown:
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CF3 house uses tons of paper towels and plates. Like all the time. :frown:
Same, but we make up for it by recycling the crap out of stuff.
Also, I have my thermostat programmed to drop during the day, so I sleep just fine.
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I'm extremely un-environmentaly friendly or whatever. Like, I throw stuff in the recycling but when it fills up I don't even hesitate to just trash stuff until Friday trash day. :frown:
bay area has recycling and compost bins that are both bigger than trash. It's pretty silly, but we get by with like one or two kitchen bags of trash a week.
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I'm extremely un-environmentaly friendly or whatever. Like, I throw stuff in the recycling but when it fills up I don't even hesitate to just trash stuff until Friday trash day. :frown:
bay area has recycling and compost bins that are both bigger than trash. It's pretty silly, but we get by with like one or two kitchen bags of trash a week.
neighbors can see how much I binge from all the booze related stuff in the recycling bin (super pud size). I will go over a month without taking out the super jumbo trash one but the booze just overflows the little jr. recycler guy. :frown:
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid. :cool:
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid. :cool:
gross
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid. :cool:
gross
:lol:
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rough ridin' BURNED YOUR ASS BAD BLOODFART YOU IDIOT!
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My roommates used to never buy TP when it was their turn to buy it. So I would buy my own and hide it so I only knew where it was, then hide the rest of the paper towels, napkins and washrags till they bought some more TP. :frown:
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid. :cool:
gross
:lol:
:lynchmob:
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rough ridin' BURNED YOUR ASS BAD BLOODFART YOU IDIOT!
WE"LL IT'S THE TRUTH!
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CF3 house uses tons of paper towels and plates. Like all the time. :frown:
when you have kids there is no other way to go about it
i guess mine would be smoking a cig for the first time in a couple of years yesterday
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This thread has made me realize how little shame I have. Perhaps I should have more?
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This thread has made me realize how little shame I have. Perhaps I should have more?
take it to the binge thread
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Having some serious machine gun farts this afternoon :shakesfist: :runaway: :frown:
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A month ago a delinquent came into my office and he had a breakthrough. He said he was done with pot and gave me his stash. I was legally obligated to turn it in (I left the kid's name out of course and gave it to the police as anonymous "donation" from a family member of a client). My shame is not keeping the ganja for myself.
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True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid. :cool:
gross
:lol:
Nope, baby 176 born during the amazing '10 basketball season run, was in cloth dipes full time, super cool.
As for a shame...i knew ku would beat us in manhattan, had a ticket, and didn't go.
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So like 2/3's the way into a course for my MBA I have a perfect score. Am totally blowing off the paper that's due tonight, will still get an A. Might not even show up.
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Growing up I always just flung my dog's poop into the neighbors yard if I knew no one was looking.
:lol: :lol: :lol: please tell me you threw it into Bill's yard! I liked Gary.
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. :sdeek:
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I started drinking at 6:05 this morning
Oops wrong thread... Totally not ashamed of that
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I always, always order water in fast food restaurants and fill it up with pop and then walk out quickly and nervously. Someone asked me how long I'm going to do that and I promised her that I'll stop when I turn 30. :frown:
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. :sdeek:
sounds like you guys have a great relationship.
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. :sdeek:
sounds like you guys have a great relationship.
Kids. amiright?
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I was driving into work today and I was listening to the radio. Taylor Swift came on and I said out loud: "Her music sucks, but I'd eff her." A guy was looking into my car at that exact moment and probably thought I was singing in my car to an audible Taylor Swift. :facepalm:
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. :sdeek:
sounds like you guys have a great relationship.
Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.
Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.
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A few years ago I was driving around listening to the radio. Taylor Swift came on. Red light and I was singing along. Looked to my right and there was a teeny bopper singing the same song. FML.
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. :sdeek:
sounds like you guys have a great relationship.
Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.
Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.
But I want to shame you, too, though. I don't have to adhere to steve daves nazi thread rules if I don't rough ridin' feel like it.
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Whenever I go to Chipotle and get guacamole on my burrito and they don't charge me for it, I never say anything. :frown:
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don't be a son of a bitch rusty you bad person
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I helped 4 people today by pushing their cars. Gave a stranger a ride, but then I just wanted to get home so I drove past some other stranded folks. :frown:
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A few years ago I was driving around listening to the radio. Taylor Swift came on. Red light and I was singing along. Looked to my right and there was a teeny bopper singing the same song. FML.
Classic.
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when i was in reno a few weeks ago, twice in a row the dealer gave me 100 dollars for a 75 dollar bet. i had just changed my bet from 4 x 25's to 3 x 25's and i guess she didn't notice.
she probably got docked 50 bucks because of that or something.
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don't be a son of a bitch rusty you bad person
I have also told people they had no reason to feel shame herr steve dave
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I'm ashamed that I read all seven pages of this thread...at work. :embarrassed:
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On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.
Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do. :sdeek:
sounds like you guys have a great relationship.
Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.
Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.
But I want to shame you, too, though. I don't have to adhere to steve daves nazi thread rules if I don't rough ridin' feel like it.
Your opinion carries a lot of weight with the older folks.
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i've been carrying this shame for almost a decade..... i misplaced a 100mL beaker from my Chem1 drawer. The last lab of the semester, someone else around me left their drawer unlocked. Presto, I'm not missing a beaker anymore and some rando owes the Chem dept. $40.
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.
:gocho:
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i've been carrying this shame for almost a decade..... i misplaced a 100mL beaker from my Chem1 drawer. The last lab of the semester, someone else around me left their drawer unlocked. Presto, I'm not missing a beaker anymore and some rando owes the Chem dept. $40.
you're going to hell. FYI
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.
The shameful remainder was implied---->a lot of folks fanning works with have herpes now.
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.
The shameful remainder was implied---->a lot of folks fanning works with have herpes now.
Bread, you said you'd be quiet about that. Shame on you. :shakesfist:
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I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)
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:barf:
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
I have stopped doing this for a couple of years. Have been doing really well keeping away. Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.
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I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)
Holy eff just please Google Wes Anderson and watch his films instead you dirty weirdo
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
I have stopped doing this for a couple of years. Have been doing really well keeping away. Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.
T's & P's, bud.
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
I have stopped doing this for a couple of years. Have been doing really well keeping away. Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.
You don't stand a chance
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I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT! :frown:
I have stopped doing this for a couple of years. Have been doing really well keeping away. Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.
You don't stand a chance
One of them is a single mom, so if she brings her kid into work, I can probably buy myself a few weeks.
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:lol:
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I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)
Holy eff just please Google Wes Anderson and watch his films instead you dirty weirdo
I know it's wrong. But I watched one once, and now YouTube suggests them, and well, I have to reserve my willpower for more important things.
But I'm going to take your suggestion and Google Wes Anderson.
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Ms. Benny is gone for the weekend so I got these hot wings for the CTR that turned out to be really really bad.
I ate all 20 anyway. :frown:
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Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.
The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25... :frown:
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Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.
The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25... :frown:
Are you ashamed because you are an adult with a job, yet you still go inside to prepay for half a tank of gas?
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Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.
The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25... :frown:
Are you ashamed because you are an adult with a job, yet you still go inside to prepay for half a tank of gas?
I went inside because I wanted the hot dog and also needed some gas. I didn't want to run my card and had $27 in cash.
Any other stupid rough ridin' questions?
SD, I thought you said this was a safe place?
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Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.
The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25... :frown:
Are you ashamed because you are an adult with a job, yet you still go inside to prepay for half a tank of gas?
I went inside because I wanted the hot dog and also needed some gas. I didn't want to run my card and had $27 in cash.
Any other stupid rough ridin' questions?
SD, I thought you said this was a safe place?
Why are you paying with cash when you could be earning points/rewards with a credit card?
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And why in the world are you eating a gas station hot dog? Good lord.
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And why in the world are you eating a gas station hot dog? Good lord.
could be from QT. Those things are amazing.
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And why in the world are you eating a gas station hot dog? Good lord.
QT hotdogs are acceptable of course
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Good to see that this thread wasn't about to become a blanket condemnation of gas station hot dogs. QT makes a fine dog. Sonic serves up the best (albeit non-gas station) hot dogs in MHK...if ever we get a QT (not likely) we'd have an outlet for a hot dog change of pace.
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sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done :dunno:
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eff thieves
you people should be at OU
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I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)
Wish you had kept it that way. Because of this post, I had a nightmare last night about zit popping. :shakesfist:
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I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)
Wish you had kept it that way. Because of this post, I had a nightmare last night about zit popping. :shakesfist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCKh0-vTRAE
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sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done :dunno:
How interesting, how bizarre.
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sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done :dunno:
How interesting, how bizarre.
I bet you have 100 raccoons living in your yard
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sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done :dunno:
How interesting, how bizarre.
I bet you have 100 raccoons living in your yard
Bet that scenario is not nearly youtube adorable as it sounds.
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I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.
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I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)
Wish you had kept it that way. Because of this post, I had a nightmare last night about zit popping. :shakesfist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCKh0-vTRAE
Sorry Bones. And Ed, that actually almost made me toss my quiche. Never watched black heads. Don't think I'll do it again.
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I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.
That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.
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I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.
That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.
Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.
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Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food.
lolwut. Original post:
Post sad things you just did that you are ashamed of:
for lunch I had two gas station pepperoni "tornados" and a sugar cookie. feel like absolute garbage. :frown:
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Looks to me like its about "sad things you just did that you are ashamed of"
Now, if you're like, super ashamed about eating junk food and that's the worst thing you've done all day then go start a stupid thread about how much of a saint you are. For steve dave that IS the worst thing he's done all day. Lay off, ok?
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I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.
That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.
Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.
sounds like a lot of work. guess there aint no shame in my game playa
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I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.
That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.
Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.
This seems like a lot of work/waste of time that I'm not interested in doing. Walk 10 steps, open door, pour grease into the beautiful dirt lawn w/ scattered patches of grass, walk 10 steps back to the sink, wash pan, enjoy bacon.
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I pour my grease into the lawn as well. Usually I don't have a whole lot of it so it's not a big deal.
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I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.
That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.
Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.
This seems like a lot of work/waste of time that I'm not interested in doing. Walk 10 steps, open door, pour grease into the beautiful dirt lawn w/ scattered patches of grass, walk 10 steps back to the sink, wash pan, enjoy bacon.
Your yard will smell like the back of a Hardee's when summer gets here.
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I pour my grease into the lawn as well. Usually I don't have a whole lot of it so it's not a big deal.
:thumbs:
Yea its not like we're cooking bacon 24/7 ya know, a little bacon grease in the lawn never hurt anything
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I used to pour grease into the yard when I lived in a rental that had a doorway that opened into the kitchen. I'm not interested in carrying my grease in a pan all the way across the house just to dump it outside, though. It's just easier to put it into a jar.
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Its a rental in the slum student housing area right off campus. The more I think of it I'm not ashamed, I'm pretty proud of my scheme to get dishes done as fast as possible :dance:
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A couple thousand posts on the website formerly known as Kstatefans. Super ashamed. :embarrassed:
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I placed four jack-o-lanterns in the back alley after Halloween. I went back there a week ago and they were still fully intact. Neighbor across the alley was in his back yard (he doesn't have a privacy fence, just a shitty chain link) and gave me a :dubious: look. One of the neighbors drove down the alley with a snow plow and now there's pumpkin snow up and down the alley. :frown:
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<-----couldn't read till I was 19 :frown:
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I have pig heads in my freezer. Not ashamed, but skinny benny said i should be.
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:sdeek:
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Judging people has got to stop. This is supposed to be a safe place full of love and support.
<-----couldn't read till I was 19 :frown:
That's ok, SkinBen, you can obviously read now, and that's all that matters. I'm happy you shared this with us because now we know a little more about who you are and where you came from. :cheers:
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going to arbys for lunch :frown:
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I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.
:frown: <---your stomach later
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I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.
:frown: <---your stomach later
had the reuben :frown:
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I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.
:frown: <---your stomach later
had the reuben :frown:
:curse: <---sd's butt later
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going to arbys for lunch :frown:
Hope you got extra cheese and arby's sauces to smother your curly fries in!!
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going to arbys for lunch :frown:
Hope you got extra cheese and arby's sauces to smother your curly fries in!!
didn't get fries
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going to arbys for lunch :frown:
Hope you got extra cheese and arby's sauces to smother your curly fries in!!
didn't get fries
not getting curly fries at arbys is something to be ashamed of :dubious:
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I ate a whole bag of Lays BBQ chips in one setting over the weekend. :frown:
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I went to the cafeteria in my building today because I was feeling like eating healthy and because of this I was going to get a salad. I followed through with the salad, but I also put fried chicken pieces on it :frown:
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Blocked a 12 year olds shot at the gym yesterday, just to see what it would feel like. End result: :embarrassed:
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Had my dog in his crate. Threw a pancake just outside and watched him try to get to it for the entire first half of MSU @ OSU.
Haha, jk, that'd be pretty mean and I would never do that.
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I ate a calzone for lunch. Forgot to use marinara sauce for crust. Drank marinara sauce. :frown:
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I had a fish fry for my peeps at work today and didn't wash my hands after touching a bunch of fish.
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My squat form/ability is so bad you guys. It's so embarrassing that I definitely haven't even attempted it in over a decade. :frown:
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My squat form/ability is so bad you guys. It's so embarrassing that I definitely haven't even attempted it in over a decade. :frown:
Oh man....
Gym shame is the absolute worst(best?) shame one can feel. I mean, either you haven't been, you have been and need more, or you have some sort of complex that will never let you feel good about it.
Surprised this hasn't come up yet.
Great one.
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My squat form/ability is so bad you guys. It's so embarrassing that I definitely haven't even attempted it in over a decade. :frown:
Oh man....
Gym shame is the absolute worst(best?) shame one can feel. I mean, either you haven't been, you have been and need more, or you have some sort of complex that will never let you feel good about it.
Surprised this hasn't come up yet.
Great one.
I feel like you really nailed that post. :thumbs:
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I ate a whole bag of Lays BBQ chips in one setting over the weekend. :frown:
I do this on a regular basis. Especially with Pringles or Sun Chips.
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Didn't realize there were so many sissies in this thread. Sheesh, so you ate too much. Deal with it.
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Didn't realize there were so many sissies in this thread. Sheesh, so you ate too much. Deal with it.
This thread is about shaming yourself so you won't do it again, KKK.
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mixed it up and kept it healthy by ordering a salad for lunch. After I was done I ate all my coworker's fries he didn't eat. :frown:
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mixed it up and kept it healthy by ordering a salad for lunch. After I was done I ate all my coworker's fries he didn't eat. :frown:
this happens to me all the time.
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I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.
:frown: <---your stomach later
had the reuben :frown:
the chicken, swiss and bacon :love:
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i guess one of my shames is that i don't feel shame for eating A LOT of fast food... :sadpeek:
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<------purchased 202 baja chalupas in one calendar year while at EMAW University
:frown:
More gym shame: strictly machines. Because I go by myself...because I have such gym shame. :frown: :frown: :frown:
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i didn't clean the treadmill after using it today at the gym.
to be honest i don't really feel bad about it, just seems like something the gym nazis would want me to feel bad about.
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I'm at applebees right now :(
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I'm at applebees right now :(
How does that place stay in business?
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I'm at applebees right now :(
mocat wins the thread. shut it down
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poor guy.
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Its right next to my hotel and I got lazy. So ashamed you guys
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I feel like I'm spying on the herp derp headquarters of the universe in here
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I feel like I'm spying on the herp derp headquarters of the universe in here
Applebees has a decent club sandwich. It's called the classic clubhouse grill. Applebees has good fries too.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.applebees.com%2F%7E%2Fmedia%2FC5%2520Menu%2520Images%2FMenu%2520C%2F579x441%2FClassic_Clubhouse_Grille.jpg&hash=b792dde27395a52d240091d2ae268bd38f67aac8)
Piled high with Virginia ham, shaved turkey, melted cheddar and Jack cheeses with Applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo and a drizzle of our signature honey BBQ. Served on our toasted bakery bread.
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I poor bacon grease on the dogs food.
the other day while at chipotle I put a bottle of Tabasco in my bag and left with it so I didn't have to go to the store.
felt really bad about it
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i didn't clean the treadmill after using it today at the gym.
to be honest i don't really feel bad about it, just seems like something the gym nazis would want me to feel bad about.
yeah I'm awful about that, also do not care
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Gym shame:
Didn't feel like going, so walked to liquor store and back.
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knew i would be working from home today, didn't set an alarm, wasn't online until 8:35 am.
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I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.
I pussied out.
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I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.
I pussied out.
Your sis-in-law sounds funny. No shame there.
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I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.
I pussied out.
That would have been fantastic. Especially the Hightower style charge call.
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I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.
I pussied out.
Your sis-in-law sounds funny. No shame there.
She's a badass and totally would have sold it. Missed opportunity.
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When my daughter was a couple weeks old I was zipping up a onesie on her and zipped some of her skin, luckily she's still alive
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I saw the Taylor Swift goat video on youtube. Then went and sought out the original music video. I really like that song. Listening to it right now. "No apologies."
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Today I told two youngsters I would give them $40 to shovel my driveway. When they finished I gave them each $20 and told them to beat it.
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Got into a shouting match at Dillons tonight.
I was opening my door and this guy tried to park next to me while my door is open. The parking lot wasn't packed and there was a row of empties on the other side of me.
I snapped and yelled at the guy through his window. Like " thems fighting words" yelling.
I mean yeah I had a right to bitch but I think I took it to far
Must work on public anger issues.
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Got into a shouting match at Dillons tonight.
I was opening my door and this guy tried to park next to me while my door is open. The parking lot wasn't packed and there was a row of empties on the other side of me.
I snapped and yelled at the guy through his window. Like " thems fighting words" yelling.
I mean yeah I had a right to bitch but I think I took it to far
Must work on public anger issues.
People are dumbasses, you are in the right here
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Today I told two youngsters I would give them $40 to shovel my driveway. When they finished I gave them each $20 and told them to beat it.
:thumbs: No shame there. A deal is a deal. You said $40, and that's what they got. Well done.
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I ate a donut just now and pretty much as soon as I swallowed the last bite, I wanted to :barf: .
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I ate a donut just now and pretty much as soon as I swallowed the last bite, I wanted to :barf: .
don't expect any money from fanning
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I ate a donut just now and pretty much as soon as I swallowed the last bite, I wanted to :barf: .
don't expect any money from fanning
:lol:
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Button down collar shirt today. :facepalm:
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
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I'm wearing the same pants as I did on Monday (and didn't wash them).
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.
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I'm wearing the same pants as I did on Monday (and didn't wash them).
:surprised: Me too!
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.
I cannot fathom how much dirt you must have in your bag, fanning. Everyone has some, but you? Man, I just don't know.
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.
I cannot fathom how much dirt you must have in your bag, fanning. Everyone has some, but you? Man, I just don't know.
:gocho:
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.
Did she shuffle your cards and give you a BJ (Black Jack)?
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I've been paid on losing or push hands hundreds of times. that's not something to be ashamed of, that's the cost of the casino doing business.
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I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35. I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I've been paid on losing or push hands hundreds of times. that's not something to be ashamed of, that's the cost of the casino doing business.
t's and p's for your horrific addiction
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Met an old friend for lunch. He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues." I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"
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Met an old friend for lunch. He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues." I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"
bad person!
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Met an old friend for lunch. He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues." I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"
This is actually in my area of expertise. There have been a number of times I think in my head to some kid that are in need of help to cowboy the eff up. However, to reason with the unreasonable is a waste of time. You aren't alone when you hear stuff like that.
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Button down collar shirt today. :facepalm:
KSU T-shirt today :horrorsurprise: At least I'm wearing a light jacket over it, but still :facepalm:
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Felt like I was spending too much time on goEMAW.com so I logged off on Sunday and was gonna sit out a week. Lurked without logging in on Tuesday and Wednesday. Logged in yesterday and did the "post and run" style posting over in the Chiefs thread.
I'm addicted to BBS'n :frown:
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Button down collar shirt today. :facepalm:
KSU T-shirt today :horrorsurprise: At least I'm wearing a light jacket over it, but still :facepalm:
KSU t-shirt is a bad thing?
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Frozen dinners for dinner two nights in a row.
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last night made a drunken mess of 2AM "nachos" :frown:
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ohh honey
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currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos" :excited:
:frown:
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currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos" :excited:
:frown:
recipe? tia
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currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos" :excited:
:frown:
recipe? tia
oh it varies. last night's was basically baked tostitos scoops, grated irish cheddar (makes a nice pool of cheese oil in the bottom), poured salsa in the middle and some pickled japs and jap juice all over it to blend with the gross melted cheese oil.
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Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.
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Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.
have been doing this a lot lately. What's wrong with me? :frown:
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Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.
have been doing this a lot lately. What's wrong with me? :frown:
You just don't want to be a fatass.
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I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday. :facepalm:
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I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday. :facepalm:
My wife did that. Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).
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I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday. :facepalm:
My wife did that. Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).
Just wanted to clarify I'm not ashamed at all by this.
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I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday. :facepalm:
My wife did that. Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).
Just wanted to clarify I'm not ashamed at all by this.
You shouldn't be ashamed of that! Hoarding decent toilet paper deserves a hanging floater in her toilet.
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Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.
You probably shouldn't finish your plate at a restaurant unless they give you correct sized portions (which they rarely do.)
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I watched Saturday's game with _FAN. After McGruder hit the game winning shot I jumped out in front of our table in celebration, and _FAN was on the other side. Due to my elation, I couldn't settle for a high five, and I didn't think _FAN was down for a bromantic hug, so I hugged a girl I knew sitting at the bar and left _FAN to celebrate by himself. :frown:
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I watched Saturday's game with _FAN. After McGruder hit the game winning shot I jumped out in front of our table in celebration, and _FAN was on the other side. Due to my elation, I couldn't settle for a high five, and I didn't think _FAN was down for a bromantic hug, so I hugged a girl I knew sitting at the bar and left _FAN to celebrate by himself. :frown:
Man, I wish I would have been there for a Jakesie hug. Those are the best :cry:
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Was an bad person to someone on facebook yesterday and they de-friend-ed me. :frown:
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I was talking to gf y-l_a how I hadn't thrown up from being sick(only alcohol related barfs) since I was probably 16 or so and then that very day I threw up :(
not ashamed it was just weird timing and gross and this seemed like the best place to tell everyone
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I ate two packages of saltine crackers for dinner last night. :embarrassed:
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I ate two packages of saltine crackers for dinner last night. :embarrassed:
I have done this as well. Chased them down with Bud Light too.
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I was talking to gf y-l_a how I hadn't thrown up from being sick(only alcohol related barfs) since I was probably 16 or so and then that very day I threw up :(
not ashamed it was just weird timing and gross and this seemed like the best place to tell everyone
wut :bawl:
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taco bell
:sdeek: :frown:
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Ima bouta do me some 2 am style nachos.
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taco bell
:sdeek: :frown:
Should have waited until Thursday.
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Was an bad person to someone on facebook yesterday and they de-friend-ed me. :frown:
Probably best for both of you.
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Skipped dinner and went to purple swirl instead. :embarrassed:
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Skipped dinner and went to purple swirl instead. :embarrassed:
Tonight was the fund raiser. No shame in that.
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just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!
:sdeek: :facepalm:
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I laughed (a lot) at the rejected vanity plates list.
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just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!
:sdeek: :facepalm:
Did that stone sober once. I was too impressed to be ashamed.
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just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!
:sdeek: :facepalm:
Did that stone sober once. I was too impressed to be ashamed.
I love 'goons. I typically get two as a side order, then order an extra two. Usually I eat all four with the entree...rarely not. If I can't get 'em all, I take the others home and eat them later. No shame in four 'goons...absolutely no shame.
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taco bell
:sdeek: :frown:
Last time I went I ate one of my items on the car ride home so Mrs. CF3 wouldn't know how many things I bought. :frown:
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
My office has people without belts every day and they don't even notice. You should be fine.
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
My office has people without belts every day and they don't even notice. You should be fine.
If nobody noticed, you wouldn't be aware of this.
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
GAH
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
Yes, the "muffin top" solution.
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I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.
:frown:
One time I was just literally just down the street and I had made a list of stuff I needed at the store and I realized I had left it. I hit the brakes on my car but then didn't turn around. Then I forgot about 3 things including toilet paper :horrorsurprise:
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ever since the family left the house this morning, I've only gotten off the couch once to warm up some leftovers for lunch. :embarrassed:
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I snuck out of work yesterday an hour before I was off saying I had a really urgent thing I needed to do at the bank, but really I left early so I could get some time in Aggieville before the game.
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Speaking of belts, I pissed on my belt about 20 minutes ago. I did a premature look up without securing the region from obstacles prior to pissing. :facepalm:
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I snuck out of work yesterday an hour before I was off saying I had a really urgent thing I needed to do at the bank, but really I left early so I could get some time in Aggieville before the game.
take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
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Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy :frown:
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Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy :frown:
take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
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Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy :frown:
take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
OH SO STEVE DAVE EATS A FEW NACHOS AND IT'S PERFECTLY FINE IN THIS THREAD BUT ANOTHER MAN BEING LAUGHED AT AND MADE FUN OF BECAUSE OF ME BELONGS IN THE NORMAL PEOPLE THREAD?
That's garbage, CNS Casey. And you know it
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eating nachos is fine. eating 2 AM "nachos" is not acceptable.
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yep
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The point is that I thought this thread was for people to vent about how terrible they feel about performing certain acts of abomination, and to not get judged on those acts.
Clearly I was wrong
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The point is that I thought this thread was for people to vent about how terrible they feel about performing certain acts of abomination, and to not get judged on those acts.
Clearly I was wrong
the point is to shame yourself. sometimes maybe getting made fun of is part of the healing. I dunno.
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Sabi, you are obviously focusing your internal anger at yourself on me. It's ok. let it out(anger not another fart). you will feel better.
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I was a complete dumbass in the Angel assists thread. :embarrassed:
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Sabi, you are obviously focusing your internal anger at yourself on me. It's ok. let it out(anger not another fart). you will feel better.
:eye:
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i've used the same exact conversation routine like five times this week.
me: "going to fake patty's weekend?"
person: "no i don't think so, you?"
me: "of course man, i'm not that old yet! HUR HUR HUR!"
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At least twice for me. CAN'T WAIT!
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Sometimes I just don't know where the day went.
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ate hamburger helper last night. ate the leftovers tonight.
:frown:
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ate hamburger helper last night. ate the leftovers tonight.
:frown:
I used to eat HH regularly in law school. I chefed it up something fierce, but you sound like you're well on your way to some great successes in life with that diet.
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ate hamburger helper last night. ate the leftovers tonight.
:frown:
Did you eat the leftovers cold? If so its worthy of 2 :frown: :frown:
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I had dinner with my parents last night and told them I had to leave to do laundry but I went to a bar instead. :drink:
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At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
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At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
:surprised:
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At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
Yesterday I accidentally brewed a pot of decaf (ps why the hell do they even make that horse piss/why does my company carry it?) and just left it there without marking it as decaf
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At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
How is your breath after that? I'm pretty sure the leading cause of dog crap smelling breath in attorneys is coffee intake. At least it seems that way. The shittiest mouthed ones are always sucking on some coffee. I take pharmaceutical grade caffeine in pill form. My breath is fabulous. I don't think it's a coincidence.
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At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
Yesterday I accidentally brewed a pot of decaf (ps why the hell do they even make that horse piss/why does my company carry it?) and just left it there without marking it as decaf
How awful for them. Just chugging shitty coffee and getting zero energy boost from it. They feel all guilty about how much coffee they consumed, but they're tired as hell. Boss move.
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GAH, someone put decaf in our regular pot the other day. I about lost it.
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This pharm grade caffeine pill sounds like the way to go. Do you think it would dissolve in high grade coffee without effecting taste?
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ate hamburger helper last night. ate the leftovers tonight.
:frown:
Did you eat the leftovers cold? If so its worthy of 2 :frown: :frown:
Please. I'm not some animal.
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At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
Yesterday I accidentally brewed a pot of decaf (ps why the hell do they even make that horse piss/why does my company carry it?) and just left it there without marking it as decaf
How awful for them. Just chugging shitty coffee and getting zero energy boost from it. They feel all guilty about how much coffee they consumed, but they're tired as hell. Boss move.
That's oscar Springsteen level Boss right there. Nice work.
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ate hamburger helper last night. ate the leftovers tonight.
:frown:
Did you eat the leftovers cold? If so its worthy of 2 :frown: :frown:
Please. I'm not some animal.
My cook made some Pakistani dish that is more or less hamburger helper with peas and spices and stuff. I ate the leftovers cold for breakfast this morning.
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i got up from the couch to go pee last night. i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down.
then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.
:sdeek:
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i got up from the couch to go pee last night. i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down.
then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.
:sdeek:
I got really drunk at a super bowl party and walked into the bathroom and pissed all over the wall with the door open and then walked out of the bathroom and denied doing it when everyone was like WTF you just peed on the wall?!?!
I haven't touched a Tank 7 since.
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i got up from the couch to go pee last night. i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down.
then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.
:sdeek:
I got really drunk at a super bowl party and walked into the bathroom and pissed all over the wall with the door open and then walked out of the bathroom and denied doing it when everyone was like WTF you just peed on the wall?!?!
I haven't touched a Tank 7 since.
BEST MONTH EVER!!!
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At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
How is your breath after that? I'm pretty sure the leading cause of dog crap smelling breath in attorneys is coffee intake. At least it seems that way. The shittiest mouthed ones are always sucking on some coffee. I take pharmaceutical grade caffeine in pill form. My breath is fabulous. I don't think it's a coincidence.
Probably not great during work if you don't like the smell of coffee plus Altoids.
I wouldn't drink as much if I had real work to do, but the first week training modules pretty much result in me getting up to get coffee once an hour so I can walk around for a bit.
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during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
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i got up from the couch to go pee last night. i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down.
then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.
:sdeek:
I got really drunk at a super bowl party and walked into the bathroom and pissed all over the wall with the door open and then walked out of the bathroom and denied doing it when everyone was like WTF you just peed on the wall?!?!
I haven't touched a Tank 7 since.
BEST MONTH EVER!!!
:dance:
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I just cut in front of about 30 cars on the exit ramp. Sorry folks.
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during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
What was it sorted by?
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and I'm bbsing while driving.
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did my taxes and was going to put in child-care deduction, but remembered that I pay a very nice undocumented worker to watch my kid.
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did my taxes and was going to put in child-care deduction, but remembered that I pay a very nice undocumented worker to watch my kid.
Our sitter was not licensed for the first few years. One day 5 or 6 women were busted (the same day) for watching kids without a being certified. We found out the snitch was a local sitter that was low on customers so she ratted out all the illegals.
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did my taxes and was going to put in child-care deduction, but remembered that I pay a very nice undocumented worker to watch my kid.
Our sitter was not licensed for the first few years. One day 5 or 6 women were busted (the same day) for watching kids without a being certified. We found out the snitch was a local sitter that was low on customers so she ratted out all the illegals.
Ppl are a horrible kind of animal.
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during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
What was it sorted by?
i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)
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during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
What was it sorted by?
i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)
Zero shame IMO
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during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
What was it sorted by?
i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)
Zero shame IMO
and the good news is if you click a couple buttons in excel you can sort it by alcohol and create a calorie/alcohol super boss healthy pak spreadsheet. :dance:
show your work emawblast. :users:
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during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
What was it sorted by?
i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)
Zero shame IMO
and the good news is if you click a couple buttons in excel you can sort it by alcohol and create a calorie/alcohol super boss healthy pak spreadsheet. :dance:
show your work emawblast. :users:
Yeah if anything this should go in the productive things I did at work today other than work thread
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during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
What was it sorted by?
i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)
Zero shame IMO
and the good news is if you click a couple buttons in excel you can sort it by alcohol and create a calorie/alcohol super boss healthy pak spreadsheet. :dance:
show your work emawblast. :users:
Yeah if anything this should go in the productive things I did at work today other than work thread
don't beat yourself up. everybody's misusing this thread.
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Just took my christmas lights down today. :frown:
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I'm addicted to skylanders giants.
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show your work emawblast. :users:
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3557.msg764209#msg764209 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3557.msg764209#msg764209)
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I'm addicted to skylanders giants.
Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game? If so, then this is a really good one.
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I'm addicted to skylanders giants.
Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game? If so, then this is a really good one.
Yep. My 6yr old loves that game.
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Just realized I've been spelling Sacramento wrong for years. Damn you english, you are a cruel mistress.
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I'm addicted to skylanders giants.
Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game? If so, then this is a really good one.
Yep. My 6yr old loves that game.
How inappropriate is it for my 3 year old? Like, is there blood and guts when they battle?
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I'm addicted to skylanders giants.
Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game? If so, then this is a really good one.
Yep. My 6yr old loves that game.
How inappropriate is it for my 3 year old? Like, is there blood and guts when they battle?
No blood/guts. just fantasy like creatures swinging swords, fists, knives, etc at each other. Violent, but in a very very unrealistic manner.
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I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.
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I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.
Let us know how it turns out. I think shame is only involved if you go to toy conventions dressed like an Autobot or something.
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I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.
Let us know how it turns out. I think shame is only involved if you go to toy conventions dressed like an Autobot or something.
Is it bad if I'm on the Transformers Season 2 Part 1 DVD for the transformer toy convention in Minneapolis? I'm dressed like a human though.
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My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.
When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.
I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
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My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.
When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.
I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.
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I'm addicted to skylanders giants.
Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game? If so, then this is a really good one.
Yes. We have nearly all of them. I make it a point each night to get as many upgrades as possible so when I do battles against my jerkface kids I max-out my chances of destroying them.
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I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.
Let us know how it turns out. I think shame is only involved if you go to toy conventions dressed like an Autobot or something.
Is it bad if I'm on the Transformers Season 2 Part 1 DVD for the transformer toy convention in Minneapolis? I'm dressed like a human though.
Making a quick ruling here......attending toy conventions is shameful no matter how you dress. But hey, you can ease that shame by knowing you have a bitchin' Tranformers collection!!
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ksublump, that should all go in the stud thread fwiw. I'm starting it now.
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My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.
When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.
I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.
well, chalk that up as just another perk of living by the Bay.
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ksublump, that should all go in the stud thread fwiw. I'm starting it now.
That's what I'm saying! Stud move on my part.
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I once ate 27 buffalo wings, 2 and a half orders of fries and drank 4 beers in an eating contest, I lost. :frown:
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The only reason I'm staying late (like after 2PM) on a Friday is to get my tuition reimbursement check. :facepalm:
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forgot i had online calc homework due at midnight... used wolfram alpha and got it done in 5 minutes. i don't like cheating :embarrassed:
*edit*
i forgot about it because i was playing sim city and lost track of time. even more shame.
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chingon, cheating?
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My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.
When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.
I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)
i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.
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My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.
When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.
I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)
i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.
did not notice that piece is from 2004. i'm drunk on coors light. :sdeek:
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My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.
When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.
I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)
i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.
it still cost $2 in SD
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yeah, eff you bubs
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My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.
When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.
I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)
i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.
it still cost $2 in SD
Prices went up in CA back in Jan to $2.49
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Was really mean on Facebook last night. Made fun of a KU flunk out for driving a truck for a living. Really embarrassed.
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i was functionally blacked out for 10 solid hours yesterday. i don't remember a thing about the k-state or ku game. the good part is by all accounts i behaved completely normal. drunk, sure, but nothing really crazy or embarrassing.
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I ate a double meat gyro at pita pit then passed out in my car
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Bro is recently divorced and had to see his ex for the kid drop off today. He said she looked super hot. I asked if he still had pics of her naked parts and if he would send them to me. No response.
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Bro is recently divorced and had to see his ex for the kid drop off today. He said she looked super hot. I asked if he still had pics of her naked parts and if he would send them to me. No response.
Stud move!
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i was functionally blacked out for 10 solid hours yesterday. i don't remember a thing about the k-state or ku game. the good part is by all accounts i behaved completely normal. drunk, sure, but nothing really crazy or embarrassing.
:thumbs:
The hard part is maintaining this that long without passing out. Truly a great accomplishment.
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I bought Breaking Dawn Part 2 this weekend.
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We went to a really nice steak joint Friday night in Wichita. Instead of getting a nice steak, I settled for a hamburger to save $ for the tourney coming up. The guys let me hear it.
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I bought Breaking Dawn Part 2 this weekend.
:sdeek: (Breaking Dawn Part 1 is better)
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i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts
:embarrassed:
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i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts
:embarrassed:
How many fun. concerts?
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i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts
:embarrassed:
How many fun. concerts?
1. Not ashamed.
1 format concert too fwiw.
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i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts
:embarrassed:
How many fun. concerts?
1
you shouldn't be ashamed of either, FWIW.
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i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts
:embarrassed:
How many fun. concerts?
1
you shouldn't be ashamed of either, FWIW.
oh I had a blast at all of them. Still, 8 is a lot of oar concerts.
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How many Kelly Clarkson concerts is too many?
Answer: Idk, I'll tell you when it happens which will prolly be like never.
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Update on the Transformers Collection from the ole Blumperz.
Just got back from the appraisal which took awhile. The guy appraising them gave me an insurance figure and a real life figure. My toy collection is worth twice the amount my house is worth. I don't know if this is a stud move or a shame yourself situation.
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stud
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shame.
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Update on the Transformers Collection from the ole Blumperz.
Just got back from the appraisal which took awhile. The guy appraising them gave me an insurance figure and a real life figure. My toy collection is worth twice the amount my house is worth. I don't know if this is a stud move or a shame yourself situation.
Sell them. The movies are done. They won't get more popular.
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Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?
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Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?
That's actually a very good point.
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Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?
Iowa dollars....
I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.
No offense, Blump.
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Haven't eaten anything besides pizza and Chinese food since FPD morning.
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I frequently do not wear my seatbelt :horrorsurprise:
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I frequently do not wear my seatbelt :horrorsurprise:
Pathetic
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I frequently do not wear my seatbelt :horrorsurprise:
Pathetic
Dangerous.
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I frequently do not wear my seatbelt :horrorsurprise:
Pathetic
Dangerous.
He likes to live life on the edge...
Side note, when ben ji had his learners permit his mother would not let him leave the driveway unless he had his seat belt on. Thanks mom!
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Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?
Iowa dollars....
I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.
No offense, Blump.
LOL...no offense taken. I have over 30,000 Transformers. I'd buy them by the sack full at garage sales/second hand stores back in the day. Let's just say I have a bunch of prototypes and every transformer up till beast wars sealed in it's package and graded by AFA. I also have an editor's edition of Transformers #1 (created and signed by Stan Lee) that is sent off prior to coloring. That had a huge estimate value as it is the only copy to exist and Stan Lee verified it for me. My house is worth 200k so my collection was valued at around 2 times that. Yea, it's a shame move.
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Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
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Watching CBS morning show about Jamaican lottery scams on US elderly and don't feel bad for the elderly because eff, don't mail $30,000 to Montego Bay because some guy who talks like Wyclef calls and says you won $8.5 million.
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Watching CBS morning show about Jamaican lottery scams on US elderly and don't feel bad for the elderly because eff, don't mail $30,000 to Montego Bay because some guy who talks like Wyclef calls and says you won $8.5 million.
Limestone, is this really the most shameful thing you've done lately? C'mon bro. Let it out...
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Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?
Iowa dollars....
I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.
No offense, Blump.
LOL...no offense taken. I have over 30,000 Transformers. I'd buy them by the sack full at garage sales/second hand stores back in the day. Let's just say I have a bunch of prototypes and every transformer up till beast wars sealed in it's package and graded by AFA. I also have an editor's edition of Transformers #1 (created and signed by Stan Lee) that is sent off prior to coloring. That had a huge estimate value as it is the only copy to exist and Stan Lee verified it for me. My house is worth 200k so my collection was valued at around 2 times that. Yea, it's a shame move.
Don't know if there is enough "stud" to make up for the shame. Not likely. But still, congrats!
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Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?
Iowa dollars....
I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.
No offense, Blump.
LOL...no offense taken. I have over 30,000 Transformers. I'd buy them by the sack full at garage sales/second hand stores back in the day. Let's just say I have a bunch of prototypes and every transformer up till beast wars sealed in it's package and graded by AFA. I also have an editor's edition of Transformers #1 (created and signed by Stan Lee) that is sent off prior to coloring. That had a huge estimate value as it is the only copy to exist and Stan Lee verified it for me. My house is worth 200k so my collection was valued at around 2 times that. Yea, it's a shame move.
No, that's a stud move all the way. You made $400,000 and probably spent about $30,000.
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Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
Nice. Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes. I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing. Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys). I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean. In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.
Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.
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Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
Nice. Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes. I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing. Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys). I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean. In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.
Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.
My 3 year old thinks you are the coolest person on the planet. I wish I had kept the 10 or so I had when I was a kid. Do you drive a "Bumblebee" Camaro?
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
This is a self shame thread, not a self hate thread.
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
Go to hell.
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Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
Nice. Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes. I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing. Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys). I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean. In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.
Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.
this is a very nice story, blumps. I didn't want to be mean, just razzing you.
If I post a picture of an obscure transformer I have can you identify it? It transforms from a space jet into a guy with an ENORMOUS penis and if you push a button the penis cover pops open and it is a lazer cannon.
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
Kill yourself.
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Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
Nice. Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes. I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing. Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys). I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean. In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.
Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.
You have a horrific problem sir.
A HORRIFICLY AWESOME STUD OVERLOAD PROBLEM! :D
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?
A UT fan growing up, then I learned the error of my ways and enrolled in the greatest university ever, and am now a Cat fan
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Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
Nice. Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes. I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing. Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys). I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean. In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.
Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.
this is a very nice story, blumps. I didn't want to be mean, just razzing you.
If I post a picture of an obscure transformer I have can you identify it? It transforms from a space jet into a guy with an ENORMOUS penis and if you push a button the penis cover pops open and it is a lazer cannon.
LOL...it sounds like Scattershot. It is a piece of computron. Check this link to see if it the one http://www.tfw2005.com/resources/1987-autobots-35/scattershot-232/ If you have all the parts Scattershot is worth around 100 bucks so kudos to you!
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?
A UT fan growing up, then I learned the error of my ways and enrolled in the greatest university ever, and am now a Cat fan
You don't need to explain yourself.
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I can win this thread,
In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.
I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?
Someone probably gave him a t-shirt so he became a fan. Do you understand now?
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Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
Nice. Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes. I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing. Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys). I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean. In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.
Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.
this is a very nice story, blumps. I didn't want to be mean, just razzing you.
If I post a picture of an obscure transformer I have can you identify it? It transforms from a space jet into a guy with an ENORMOUS penis and if you push a button the penis cover pops open and it is a lazer cannon.
LOL...it sounds like Scattershot. It is a piece of computron. Check this link to see if it the one http://www.tfw2005.com/resources/1987-autobots-35/scattershot-232/ If you have all the parts Scattershot is worth around 100 bucks so kudos to you!
Holy crap thats it! I could probably find 75% of the parts. It has some small parts broken off too. Its weird that he has fists that he holds in his fists.
Might need to spin this off into a "Blumpkin identifies and appraises your old transformers thread".
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Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.
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Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.
Yea, Transformers on Ebay are insanely expensive right now. They have gotten so expensive I only buy 3 maybe 4 each year. The bigger fists are there because 4 other transformers combine to form a big dude named computron. A complete Computron is bringing 300 to 400 bucks right now. I just got lucky and collected the right toy. If you have 75% of scattershot you could get 50 to 75 bucks so definitely not bad.
Sidenote: the more I write about Transformers the more shame I bring on myself. Oh well...eff it.
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Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.
Yea, Transformers on Ebay are insanely expensive right now. They have gotten so expensive I only buy 3 maybe 4 each year. The bigger fists are there because 4 other transformers combine to form a big dude named computron. A complete Computron is bringing 300 to 400 bucks right now. I just got lucky and collected the right toy. If you have 75% of scattershot you could get 50 to 75 bucks so definitely not bad.
Sidenote: the more I write about Transformers the more shame I bring on myself. Oh well...eff it.
what a great development!
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Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.
Yea, Transformers on Ebay are insanely expensive right now. They have gotten so expensive I only buy 3 maybe 4 each year. The bigger fists are there because 4 other transformers combine to form a big dude named computron. A complete Computron is bringing 300 to 400 bucks right now. I just got lucky and collected the right toy. If you have 75% of scattershot you could get 50 to 75 bucks so definitely not bad.
Sidenote: the more I write about Transformers the more shame I bring on myself. Oh well...eff it.
Guess now is the time to sell, eh blumpkin?
Or you could just marry the rich flood aggie and spend all her daddys money on transformers....Your choice!
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Guys Blumperz can stop anytime he wants, he just doesn't want to right now.
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Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.
Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
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Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.
Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
That is the plan. My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess). The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases. My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed). I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.
If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick. You can't tame this stallion.
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Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.
Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
blumpkin...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpht93_south-park-you-gotta-do-what-you-wanna-do_fun#.UT96gdF4ac8 (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpht93_south-park-you-gotta-do-what-you-wanna-do_fun#.UT96gdF4ac8)
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Guys Blumperz can stop anytime he wants, he just doesn't want to right now.
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Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.
Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
That is the plan. My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess). The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases. My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed). I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.
If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick. You can't tame this stallion.
lol, wut?
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Boy, when this thread started I did not see someone making 400 G's on their toy collection.
goEMAW.com is just full of feel-good stories and rich people. Go cats.
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Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.
Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
That is the plan. My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess). The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases. My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed). I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.
If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick. You can't tame this stallion.
lol, wut?
You're right. Just looked it up. Looks like a 15% tax on the 350,000. Could be worse, could be 28%.
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Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.
Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
That is the plan. My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess). The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases. My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed). I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.
If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick. You can't tame this stallion.
lol, wut?
You're right. Just looked it up. Looks like a 15% tax on the 350,000. Could be worse, could be 28%.
i'm not gonna tell you to look into forming a corporate tax shelter, but... you should do it.
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this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.
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this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.
YOLO!
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this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.
:lol:
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this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.
That is a sweet name. I won't be serious for a minimum of 5 days. Serious ban begins now.
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Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.
Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
That is the plan. My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess). The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases. My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed). I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.
If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick. You can't tame this stallion.
lol, wut?
You're right. Just looked it up. Looks like a 15% tax on the 350,000. Could be worse, could be 28%.
yeah. 15% tax.
for now...
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i'm not gonna tell you to look into forming a corporate tax shelter, but... you should do it.
Time for "Blumpkin's Car Wash" to open
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i'm not gonna tell you to look into forming a corporate tax shelter, but... you should do it.
Time for "Blumpkin's Car Wash" to open
Car looking gross??? Does your car's paint look like a disgusting taint?
Well come on down to Blump's...where we'll turn that dirty dumpling into an A+ Blumpkin.
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I like serious blump and bloodfart quite a bit. Probably more than the not serious versions, even though they are funny. (Me shaming myself, I think)
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I like serious blump and bloodfart quite a bit. Probably more than the not serious versions, even though they are funny. (Me shaming myself, I think)
no shame.
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Here's a doozy:
When I was in third grade, there was a contest between the Suffolk County elementary schools to raise money. There was a giant change jar on a table in one of hallways, and students/parents/teachers would put change in it.
Whichever school raised the most money got an in-school concert from New Kids on The Block near the end of the year.
Needless to say, all of the girls at my school were fired up about this. They all loved NKOTB and all had crushes on the members. Of course the boys at school (myself included) were not so keen on this idea. It was cool to hate The New Kids. Plus, somewhere deep down we didn't want the girls we had crushes on gushing over these dudes if they showed up.
So a bunch of us would semi-reguarly take the change jar and dump some of it into the trash when nobody was watching it.
I didn't really understand what what the United Way was back then. So I certainly didn't understand how horrible it was to steal money from the organization and dump it in the trash. The act was not done with malice, but still ...
We didn't get that NKOTB concert. Instead, I got a lifetime of shame.
To be fair, I've donated a ton to the United Way since. It helps me cope.
Feels good to finally talk about this.
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Doesn't top Microwave's. Sorry, Rob.
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:D
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Doesn't top Microwave's. Sorry, Rob.
:popcorn:
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eff the United Way. Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity. Pretty much a scam.
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i am going to florida this weekend and am going tanning this week to prepare.
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eff the United Way. Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity. Pretty much a scam.
Yes to this. My company is a big supporter of UW. All of our major fund raisers are for UW. It really sucks. I give them $100 every year, but I think, one year, I will walk out front of our building and light a Benjamin on fire in protest. Maybe one of the unemployed Phelps daughters will join me in my protest.
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eff the United Way. Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity. Pretty much a scam.
Yes to this. My company is a big supporter of UW. All of our major fund raisers are for UW. It really sucks. I give them $100 every year, but I think, one year, I will walk out front of our building and light a Benjamin on fire in protest. Maybe one of the unemployed Phelps daughters will join me in my protest.
At GM if you want to get promoted you pretty much have to give 10% of your salary to UW. Bunch of other companies like that, too. Most of that money gets spent taking the big wigs of those companies to Antigua.
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In first grade I was spinning around like an idiot with our cat in my hands in our kitchen. It slips out if my hands, smashes against the fridge and breaks a leg. I tell everyone I accidentally stepped on it, not seeing it lying on the floor.
My family will never know the truth.
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Oh man, pet stories.
Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car. Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.
Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals." I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent. Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster. Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.
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Oh man, pet stories.
Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car. Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.
Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals." I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent. Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster. Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.
Nope you are good. I would have done the same thing.
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When I was like 6 or 7 I had a tick on my ballsack and screamed to my parents thinking it was a spider. They laughed at me. :embarrassed:
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Major props though for having a ballsack when you were 6 or 7. STUD. :cheers:
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Major props though for having a ballsack when you were 6 or 7. STUD. :cheers:
Fun fact about Winters: He had more fuzz on his peaches then than he does now. I know people that know people that know his relatives or something. They say he has the Benjamin Button of ballsacks.
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Oh man, pet stories.
Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car. Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.
Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals." I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent. Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster. Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.
no shame. sounds like you gave a hamster the coolest life ever. prolly bragged to all the other hamsters about his sweet ass ride and all the cool jumps he did then made fun of their stupid lame hamster wheels. you were his hero and you never even knew it.
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When I was like 6 or 7 I had a tick on my ballsack and screamed to my parents thinking it was a spider. They laughed at me. :embarrassed:
First encounter with ticks is like that for most. Bugs in general, amiright?
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Oh man, pet stories.
Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car. Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.
Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals." I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent. Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster. Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.
I doubt it was torture. If the hamster survived (which I assume it did because you didn't shotgun it or anything like that) it probably found the ride(s) better than being trapped in a cage. At least I would have thought that if I were a hamster. Hamsters like to get out now and then, contrary to popular belief.
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I got busted this morning asleep in my office. Said I was a narcoleptic (which I am). I love narcosleepy.
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someone brought in donuts this morning.
had a big cream-filled pastry with chocolate icing for breakfast. :embarrassed:
just now, was hungry, didn't feel like getting up for lunch, went and grabbed a lemon cream-filled pastry to tide me over. :embarrassed:
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I bought a double crusted cherry pie for Pi Day and didn't share it with anyone
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I bought a double crusted cherry pie for Pi Day and didn't share it with anyone
No shame in that at all. Pi Day is a glorious holiday for all of the nerds like me out there. I find great beauty in knowing you can always take the circumfrence of a circle and divide it by it's diameter to yield 3.14......
People say there are only 2 constants (death and taxes), but Pi is one of my favorite constants in math/science.
Shame: I tried not being serious for 5 days, but I had to break this pact because someone mentioned Pi Day.
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When I'm walking my dog and it poops in peoples yards I never pick it up :frown:
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eff the United Way. Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity. Pretty much a scam.
Yes to this. My company is a big supporter of UW. All of our major fund raisers are for UW. It really sucks. I give them $100 every year, but I think, one year, I will walk out front of our building and light a Benjamin on fire in protest. Maybe one of the unemployed Phelps daughters will join me in my protest.
At GM if you want to get promoted you pretty much have to give 10% of your salary to UW. Bunch of other companies like that, too. Most of that money gets spent taking the big wigs of those companies to Antigua.
I just select to have all of mine go to a charity I care about. Seems pretty simple.
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When in 2nd grade we were standing in line to go out to recess and the teacher had just put a lukemia fundraiser poster on the board. I spurted out "this kid needs some rogain not our money". She didnt know who did it and demanded whoever did it write an anonymous apology letter and give it to her to send to the Lukemia society... I never wrote a word.
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When in 2nd grade we were standing in line to go out to recess and the teacher had just put a lukemia fundraiser poster on the board. I spurted out "this kid needs some rogain not our money". She didnt know who did it and demanded whoever did it write an anonymous apology letter and give it to her to send to the Lukemia society... I never wrote a word.
Prime Rib of Propecia?
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yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant and by lunch my pits were reeking so I put hand sanitizer in my pits to handle that crap. actually worked ok.
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yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant
There was no need to elaborate past that. Shame acknowledged.
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yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant
There was no need to elaborate past that. Shame acknowledged.
i just wanted the people to know that hand sanitizer is a viable alternative in an emergency
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When I was a freshman in high school, we were all mandated to go to this assembly in the gym. It was tradition that the homecoming candidates give a speech before the student body. This one senior gets up and starts talking about how awesome everyone was. I turned to my buddies and said: "This chick sounds like Yoda." My good friend turned to me and said: "Dude, she's deaf." Not one of my finer Blump moments.
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Did you vote for her?
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When I was a freshman in high school, we were all mandated to go to this assembly in the gym. It was tradition that the homecoming candidates give a speech before the student body. This one senior gets up and starts talking about how awesome everyone was. I turned to my buddies and said: "This chick sounds like Yoda." My good friend turned to me and said: "Dude, she's deaf." Not one of my finer Blump moments.
I never said it to anyone, but I spent a long time thinking the deaf guy in class was Canadian.
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Did you vote for her?
Nope...I don't pity vote and the girl I voted for had larger breasts.
Kidding. I voted for her as she was really cool.
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:: ::I got my bag stolen at Halloween when I was a kid, so I returned the favor to a helpless youth some six years later at the age of 15.
I should just off myself now. ....not until the tourney is over though.
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cheeseburger got soggy while i told my bro how much i loved him tonight (25 min phone conversation)
still ate it all.
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At 2:30am I decided I needed to try the Chicken and Waffle chips that Pete (I think) posted about. I went to Dillon's, none there. Went to Wal-Mart, none there. So I decided to try the new Sweet and Spicy BBQ Sun Chips. Opened them as soon as I paid for them, ate them the whole drive home, finished off the entire bag 5 minutes after arriving back home.
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I had a McChicken and a McDouble earlier, and now my body is letting me know how terrible that idea was.
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Ordered this for breakfast yesterday. Ate the whole thing.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-gHK72SJW21U%2FT3EV2Xv5VmI%2FAAAAAAAAHmM%2FaUKDRFz1q-4%2Fs1600%2FChicken%2Band%2BWaffles.JPG&hash=86d79d60aacc91d26eafda1fd44f42711b5d4209)
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Drank a 12 pack of Busch Light during the game Saturday in addition to some ribs and pulled pork I smoked. Finished that off with a few other random beers then half a bottle of Old Crow. Barely remember going to the local dive where allegedly my buddy and I had 3 irish car bombs and a couple pitchers. Was "buckled" into my bar stool with a trashbag by the bartender. Got a ride home from a girl I hadnt seen since high school. Jumped out of her car somewhere between the bar and home and puked all over someones front yard. Possibly ran the rest of the way home? First time puking in literally 3 years. Guys, I took that loss pretty rough.
:drink:
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After getting pak'd at Station for the game saturday, I figured it'd be a good idea to drive across town to another drinking establishment before going to McDonalds. Needless to say I made it home, sans DUI, with 20 nuggets and a mcdouble. I still don't feel 100%
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I'm going to today's Letterman taping. They just passed out a questionnaire for Stupid Human Tricks and I don't have any fun talents I feel comfortable performing in front of America.
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At 2:30am I decided I needed to try the Chicken and Waffle chips that Pete (I think) posted about. I went to Dillon's, none there. Went to Wal-Mart, none there. So I decided to try the new Sweet and Spicy BBQ Sun Chips. Opened them as soon as I paid for them, ate them the whole drive home, finished off the entire bag 5 minutes after arriving back home.
No shame here. This is completely normal behavior.
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Told lil' CF3 it was bedtime, but it was like 45 minutes early. He can't tell time yet.
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Told lil' CF3 it was bedtime, but it was like 45 minutes early. He can't tell time yet.
take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
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the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.
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the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.
Me too. Even had a double decker with a cool ranch taco shell. :frown:
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the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.
Me too. Even had a double decker with a cool ranch taco shell. :frown:
they should make doritos locos tortillas for this
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I had a pretty major bender Friday after work through Sunday. Started right at 5 Friday, 2 on Saturday until 3 am, then 9 to 9 Sunday.
Shame: left 2 credit cards at unknown bars Sunday, cancelled Monday morning with no Sunday charges on the cards.
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Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet :frown:
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Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet :frown:
I always get 2 scoops and exactly 12 hours later I totally crap my holy brains out. Don't have a problem with it though. Just a chipotle hot salsa thing I guess.
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I drank a bunch of margaritas the size of my head last night. It was a very bad idea, because I meet with my trainer early on Saturdays. I barfed after stretching. STRETCHING! It was mortifying.
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I drank a bunch of margaritas the size of my head last night. It was a very bad idea, because I meet with my trainer early on Saturdays. I barfed after stretching. STRETCHING! It was mortifying.
Winner.
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I had a pretty major bender Friday after work through Sunday. Started right at 5 Friday, 2 on Saturday until 3 am, then 9 to 9 Sunday.
Shame: left 2 credit cards at unknown bars Sunday, cancelled Monday morning with no Sunday charges on the cards.
Do we have a self improvement thread?
Good gawd please tell me your a student.
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Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet :frown:
I always get 2 scoops and exactly 12 hours later I totally crap my holy brains out. Don't have a problem with it though. Just a chipotle hot salsa thing I guess.
I do this with Sonic's new spicy chicken bites with chipotle sauce. I just finished off a large bites with 2 packs of the sauce anyway.
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My ex wife just called and put my 2 year old daughter on the phone. I really had to take a crap bad. I said "sweetie, daddy really wants to talk to you but i have to poop really bad, so let me call you back ok?"
about that time, my ex chimes in "We're in walmart and you're on speakerphone."
FML
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My ex wife just called and put my 2 year old daughter on the phone. I really had to take a crap bad. I said "sweetie, daddy really wants to talk to you but i have to poop really bad, so let me call you back ok?"
about that time, my ex chimes in "We're in walmart and you're on speakerphone."
FML
There's no "shame" in that, just bad timing and circumstances.
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Your ex sounds like a real bitch.
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Your ex sounds like a real bitch.
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that's a understatement
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Dropped a set today against a racquet ball player.
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Dropped a set today against a racquet ball player.
is that a sport?
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Used to smoke a really good tennis guy in racquet ball on the reg. Played him at tennis once. Was extraordinarily humbling.
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Couldn't finish my chipotle burrito earlier.
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Couldn't finish my chipotle burrito earlier.
damnit to hell
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When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita. I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive. The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande.
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When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita. I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive. The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande.
Abilene now has one
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When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita. I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive. The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande.
Abilene now has one
Abilene is a fine little town. This makes it even better.
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When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita. I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive. The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande.
Abilene now has one
Did it reopen? I had one growing up in Salina until it closed 1998ish. In high school we would drive to Abilene for it, but it I think it closed around 2003.
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When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita. I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive. The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande.
Abilene now has one
Did it reopen? I had one growing up in Salina until it closed 1998ish. In high school we would drive to Abilene for it, but it I think it closed around 2003.
Yea it reopened just in the last few months
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When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita. I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive. The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande.
Abilene now has one
Did it reopen? I had one growing up in Salina until it closed 1998ish. In high school we would drive to Abilene for it, but it I think it closed around 2003.
Yea it reopened just in the last few months
:D For 2-3 games per year I stay in Salina with my parents and head over to Manhattan with them. My dad is going to be pretty happy that we can stop and get celebratory Taco Grande on the way back.
For the thread: I am very happy at the news that another Taco Grande opened, lowering the possibility that the ones in Hays and Wichita will close and I'll never be able to have it again.
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When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita. I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive. The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande.
Abilene now has one
Abilene is a fine little town. This makes it even better.
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Abilene was named the finest little 4A town in Kansas by goEMAW. Well actually I think it got second and the town that got first got a bunch of sympathy votes. Reminded me of the one armed girl in the Bachelor.
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Ate out twice today.
Chipotle for lunch, Twisted cajun chicken tacos for dinner. :frown:
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Ate out twice today.
Chipotle for lunch, Twisted cajun chicken tacos for dinner. :frown:
Sounds good. No shame there, IMO.
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Twisted Cajun fish tacos are the best fish tacos out there.
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Twisted Cajun fish tacos are the best fish tacos out there.
I'll prob give them a try the next time I go there. They have a pretty good buffalo chicken wrap there too, add Jalapeño's :lick:
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i haven't left the house today. haven't showered or changed out of the clothes i went to sleep in (new shirt tho) either.
not sure if it should go in shame thread or great lazy days thread.
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i haven't left the house today. haven't showered or changed out of the clothes i went to sleep in (new shirt tho) either.
not sure if it should go in shame thread or great lazy days thread.
no. this is the proper thread.
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i haven't left the house today. haven't showered or changed out of the clothes i went to sleep in (new shirt tho) either.
not sure if it should go in shame thread or great lazy days thread.
This is what you do after digits? Have some self respect man! :nono:
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Sliced off my fingertip with a mandolin slicer today. In the future I will use the safety apparatus as recommended. It hurt a lot, but I read on the Internet it grows back so that's a relief.
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Sliced off my fingertip with a mandolin slicer today. In the future I will use the safety apparatus as recommended. It hurt a lot, but I read on the Internet it grows back so that's a relief.
were you slicing meat loaf ingreds
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Sliced off my fingertip with a mandolin slicer today. In the future I will use the safety apparatus as recommended. It hurt a lot, but I read on the Internet it grows back so that's a relief.
were you slicing meat loaf ingreds
sweet potato chips!
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Ate a raisin I found on the ground. It was in my own house but still. :frown:
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Ate a raisin I found on the ground. It was in my own house but still. :frown:
no chance that was a raisin
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I had a pretty major bender Friday after work through Sunday. Started right at 5 Friday, 2 on Saturday until 3 am, then 9 to 9 Sunday.
Shame: left 2 credit cards at unknown bars Sunday, cancelled Monday morning with no Sunday charges on the cards.
Do we have a self improvement thread?
Good gawd please tell me your a student.
Technically I am, but not really! WNMFer? :D
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Forgot my belt today :facepalm:
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Forgot my belt today :facepalm:
Is your shirt tucked in? Feel like we have this conversation every 2 weeks
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Forgot my belt today :facepalm:
Is your shirt tucked in? Feel like we have this conversation every 2 weeks
Yes :embarrassed:
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you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.
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I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)
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you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.
Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.
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you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.
Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.
i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.
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you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.
Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.
i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.
Good point. I'll get myself a reversible belt.
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I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work.
Yeah, this.
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I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)
I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:
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I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)
I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:
I get it, those things are comfortable.
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you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.
Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.
i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.
The best thing you life planner dorks can do is go buy a back up black/brown reversible life planner, roll it up, and stick it in your glove box.
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I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)
I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:
I love the crap out of mine. Will not bend to others view on them.
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cargoshorts#life
I also like non-cargo shorts too though! I'm no bigot!
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Face it guys. If you're 30 you during the summer you wear an old t-shirt with cargo shorts and flip flops and a baseball cap with a curved bill. And all the hipster kids know you're old. But your BMW X5 gave it away first so like no big deal.
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I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)
I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:
I get it, those things are comfortable.
Functional, too!
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you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.
Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.
i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.
The best thing you life planner dorks can do is go buy a back up black/brown reversible life planner, roll it up, and stick it in your glove box.
Kinda racist? I don't really care what color my life planner is as long as my life gets planned.
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Should totally blame Daris
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Belts????? Pfffftttttt.
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Today I went to McDonalds and ordered a mcchicken and a side salad w/ chz. When I got to the window they handed me a large ice tea and I didn't say a thing. I don't even like tea.
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Face it guys. If you're 30 you during the summer you wear an old t-shirt with cargo shorts and flip flops and a baseball cap with a curved bill. And all the hipster kids know you're old. But your BMW X5 gave it away first so like no big deal.
What do 20-year-olds wear in the summer?
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I will never apologize for wearing cargo shorts. Or plaid shorts.
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Face it guys. If you're 30 you during the summer you wear an old t-shirt with cargo shorts and flip flops and a baseball cap with a curved bill. And all the hipster kids know you're old. But your BMW X5 gave it away first so like no big deal.
What do 20-year-olds wear in the summer?
Well like regular shorts, no cargo pockets. Also they wear those Tom's slip on shoes (no flips). T-shirt is something stupid like this:
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If they do wear a hat it's like backwards but set really far back with flatter bill and front of hair exposed, like my main man Bill here (could be Ted, whatevs).
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Thanks Emo.
Dudes should never, ever wear Toms.
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Thanks Emo.
Dudes should never, ever wear Toms.
But part of the proceeds go to such a good cause, I'm a true bro helping people out. Every will know that when I wear them.
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I know they give those ugly shoes to kids in third world countries or something, but you could just give the money you would spend on those shoes to some third world country charity that will purchase shoes that aren't hideous for the kids from third world countries. Just a suggestion.
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I'm over 30 and I once thought about wearing one of those flat-billed hats you kids wear. I'm still ashamed.
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That's actually not true you guys but whatevs.
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I know they give those ugly shoes to kids in third world countries or something, but you could just give the money you would spend on those shoes to some third world country charity that will purchase shoes that aren't hideous for the kids from third world countries. Just a suggestion.
Agree. We shouldn't be so focused on if they have shoes or not but if their shoes are stylish.
The idea is fine, so what if the shoes aren't high fashion. People like to see what they're giving and you need creative ways to get people to help the needy.
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I'm over 30 and I once thought about wearing one of those flat-billed hats you kids wear. I'm still ashamed.
I'm 23 and I hate flat-billed hats, always have. Can't stand them.
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Blue tee, green shorts and blue toms is my sporting/royals taigate gear
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i honestly didn't even know they made toms for men.
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I don't like Toms, but I gave up cargo shorts several years ago.
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I wear cargo shorts. :frown: And a flat bill Royals hat. :frown: And a flat bill black KSU hat. :frown:
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I wear cargo shorts. :frown: And a flat bill Royals hat. :frown: And a flat bill black KSU hat. :frown:
No offense, CF3, but you seem too old for that sort of attire.
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I wear cargo shorts. :frown: And a flat bill Royals hat. :frown: And a flat bill black KSU hat. :frown:
No offense, CF3, but you seem too old for that sort of attire.
:frown:
I love the "no offense" followed by insult post.
But yeah you're right. That's why its in the shame yourself thread, a thread where we get to confess our sins without judgement. Or at least I thought that's how it works.
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Sorry, CF3. No judgment in the shame thread. Got it.
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Cf3 just sounds like a rock star to me. Probably from an underrated band, too
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Cf3 just sounds like a rock star to me. Probably from an underrated band, too
:D
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2 mcdoubles with mac sauce for lunch (only shame here is the mac sauce was $.60 PER BURGER :shakesfist:)
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I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
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I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?
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I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?
It's usually gone by May. Then I am uncomfortably pleasant to be around.
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I didn't know what Toms were until about 1 week ago when my little girl bought a pair.
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I didn't know what Toms were until about 1 week ago when my little girl bought a pair.
Have you borrowed them on the weekend yet?
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2 mcdoubles with mac sauce for lunch (only shame here is the mac sauce was $.60 PER BURGER :shakesfist:)
Not certain that is shame, but it's close.
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I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?
Royals have never lost 162 games in a single year.
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I just got your ass so hard right there, wackycat.
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I just got your ass so hard right there, wackycat.
:dubious: Kick rocks, 'lew! :lol:
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I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?
Royals have never lost 162 games in a single year.
Had to look it up to be sure.
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Had a client yesterday talk about how special his 'pumped up kicks' were because it was the only present his father ever bought him. I had to google what it meant after. I'm getting old.
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ate like 6 donuts this morning
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In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr" :frown:
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In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr" :frown:
Should've looked into your crystal ball and spelled it "Doerr" and then kicked the microphone across the room.
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I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
Me too AJ. Monday and Wednesday were really terrible days for me. But yesterday! :grin:
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In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr" :frown:
Should've looked into your crystal ball and spelled it "Doerr" and then kicked the microphone across the room.
:lol:
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Went shopping for a new pair of shorts last weekend and when faced with buying regular shorts vs cargo shorts, I went with cargo.
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You made the right choice, brock.
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Thanks man. I don't get the cargo shorts hate.
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I would say that cargo shorts ARE regular shorts
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I am responsible for this now existing. In stores now! I made the recipe, it's actually kinda good
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Pls tell me you came up with "Gizzard tickler"
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I wish :frown:
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Dell Optiplex 745 on the right!
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I am responsible for this now existing. In stores now! I made the recipe, it's actually kinda good
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi47.tinypic.com%2F2zeieip.jpg&hash=b43ba3b063272f12517c413600f4436b2b194301)
Are you behind the line of kettle chips too?
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No, but I'm thinking of quitting my job to go work for them.
edit: I was joking, but then I looked on their website because you posted that :surprised:
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I just went to the liquor store in my house shoes.
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Lol at cfod confusing this with the rock star thread
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Lol at cfod confusing this with the rock star thread
he's like 60 or something, it's a different generations shame.
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In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr" :frown:
me too, but mine was maintenance. I spell that word right everygoddamntime now.
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i can't spell probably without spellcheck.
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i can't spell probably without spellcheck.
i use probly more than i probably should.
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i can't spell probably without spellcheck.
i use probly more than i probably should.
I think most of us probly do that, also.
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i can't spell probably without spellcheck.
separate is the hardest word in the world for me.
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I use prolly when spellcheck isn't available.
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Listen I'm a pretty good speller and I know the rules, like I before E except after C. Then explain why weird is spelled like that. Should be wierd. Imo
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I missed "parallel" in both the 5th and 6th grade spelling bee. Never could remember where the double L was.
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Cf3 just sounds like a rock star to me. Probably from an underrated band, too
:lol: thanks mocat. i always appreciate a good laugh.
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when little j-dub was like 10 or so, he was folding blankets in the laundry room (floor was cement, old farmhouse..). and j-dub's little 5 yr old bro was standing on the edge of one of the blankets. little j-dub pulled the blanket out from under little bro's feet real fast on purpose. he landed right on the back of his head. had to go to the er and get stitches. :frown: when questioned by his parents, little j-dub lied and said he didn't know little bro was standing on the blanket. :frown:
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In 1988, a young CFoD was country cruising with a case of beer and a couple of buddies. We decided to start harassing truckers on the CB radio. Talked to several who had very little sense of humor. Finally, one trucker thought we were hilarious. To him, it sounded like we were having a good time. Of course we were and we offered to bring him a beer so he could have a good time as well. Turns out that nice trucker, wasn't a trucker. Also turns out, if you ask someone if they're a cop they DON'T have to tell you that they're a cop.
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In 1988, a young CFoD was country cruising with a case of beer and a couple of buddies. We decided to start harassing truckers on the CB radio. Talked to several who had very little sense of humor. Finally, one trucker thought we were hilarious. To him, it sounded like we were having a good time. Of course we were and we offered to bring him a beer so he could have a good time as well. Turns out that nice trucker, wasn't a trucker. Also turns out, if you ask someone if they're a cop they DON'T have to tell you that they're a cop.
obama :shakesfist:
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Cargo shorts just seem inefficient to me. I mean, what the eff do you need all those goddamn pockets for? I have 3 things in my pockets at all times- phone, keys and wallet. If I need to carry something else in my pockets, such as a pack of gum or some chap stick, I still have sufficient room to fit those in one of the 3 pockets (nothing ever in the back left, ever).
It comes down to baggy, heavy, poorly fitting shorts versus well fitting, comfortable, and always stylish shorts.
If standard khaki shorts were more expensive than cargo shorts, that'd be one thing. But they're like, 15 bucks at target or something.
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:billdance:
Cargo shorts just seem inefficient to me. I mean, what the eff do you need all those goddamn pockets for? I have 3 things in my pockets at all times- phone, keys and wallet. If I need to carry something else in my pockets, such as a pack of gum or some chap stick, I still have sufficient room to fit those in one of the 3 pockets (nothing ever in the back left, ever).
It comes down to baggy, heavy, poorly fitting shorts versus well fitting, comfortable, and always stylish shorts.
If standard khaki shorts were more expensive than cargo shorts, that'd be one thing. But they're like, 15 bucks at target or something.
Non cargo khaki shorts look odd to me. Too preppy, same category as boat shoes.
On the flipside though, cargo pants look odd and chinos are great.
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Non cargo shorts are where it's at. Wacky colors are great too.
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used to wear cargo shorts in the early 00s, but have evolved and no longer feel comfortable wearing them.
on a related note, i also used to wear jean shorts.
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I've got a couple of old pairs of cargo shorts that I keep around just to go fishing in.
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In 1988, a young CFoD was country cruising with a case of beer and a couple of buddies. We decided to start harassing truckers on the CB radio. Talked to several who had very little sense of humor. Finally, one trucker thought we were hilarious. To him, it sounded like we were having a good time. Of course we were and we offered to bring him a beer so he could have a good time as well. Turns out that nice trucker, wasn't a trucker. Also turns out, if you ask someone if they're a cop they DON'T have to tell you that they're a cop.
Young Pete and LSOC trolled the entire Manhattan CB community with a handheld I had bought for about 3 weeks until it got old.
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Left my iPad on a flight :curse:
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:lol: :lol :lol:
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Left my iPad on a flight :curse:
Also I lost about a gallon of sweat during our hour long holding pattern around the KC storm last night and the flight attendent told me I looked like I saw a ghost. Not shameful enough? Well I was sitting next to a smokin hot filly who was not impressed with my profuse sweating.
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My stomach rumbled loud enough for the entire class to hear about 8-9 times during the test I took this morning.
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My stomach rumbled loud enough for the entire class to hear about 8-9 times during the test I took this morning.
anytime this happened i wanted to shout out that it wasn't a fart.
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Hour and a half late to work today :facepalm:
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Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.
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Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.
Boss move, mocat.
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Hour and a half late to work today :facepalm:
Because? Elaborate on your shame.
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Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.
Boss move, mocat.
If that's a boss move then I'm oscar Springsteen.
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Hour and a half late to work today :facepalm:
Because? Elaborate on your shame.
Roommate is a huge michigan fan so we tore up aggieville last night, mushed my alarms this morning then was woken with a call from work. Made some excuse about lack of sleep from sunday night (kind of true).
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Gimme 3 beers and I'll pee on pretty much anything. Not ashamed of that.
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Gimme 3 beers and I'll pee on pretty much anything. Not ashamed of that.
If it's not a public toilet that I use for bms then I'm pissing all over that thing.
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I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.
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I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.
its a porta potty, dude. the seat was probably cleaner after you pissed all over it.
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I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.
its a porta potty, dude. the seat was probably cleaner after you pissed all over it.
:lol:
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Yeah you're right. I don't feel bad. :D
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Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points. Not a very productive day at the old office.
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Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points. Not a very productive day at the old office.
Don't you dare be ashamed of jamming with your friends all day. See ya in there tomorrow buddy :billdance:
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Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points. Not a very productive day at the old office.
Don't you dare be ashamed of jamming with your friends all day. See ya in there tomorrow buddy :billdance:
:thumbs:
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Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks. Accidentally replied all that I was already there. rough ridin' Blackberry.
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Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks. Accidentally replied all that I was already there. rough ridin' Blackberry.
Now known as the company perv. Grats.
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Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks. Accidentally replied all that I was already there. rough ridin' Blackberry.
Now known as the company perv. Grats.
Yup on Monster right now.
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I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee. Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at. This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream. I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.
In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director. I know that he knows but can't talk about it. Could be a long week next week.
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I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee. Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at. This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream. I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.
In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director. I know that he knows but can't talk about it. Could be a long week next week.
tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:
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I accidentally read an OK Cat tweet. Still trying to remember which one of you ballsacks retweeted it. :curse:
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I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee. Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at. This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream. I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.
In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director. I know that he knows but can't talk about it. Could be a long week next week.
tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:
I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died). I sold it for 350k to an old friend from back in my Botcon days. He valued the collection more than the person estimating the value (which I knew) so it was a decent deal all around for both of us. He will give them a good home by selling them to good people.
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holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
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i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them
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I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee. Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at. This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream. I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.
In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director. I know that he knows but can't talk about it. Could be a long week next week.
tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:
I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died). I sold it for 350k to an old friend from back in my Botcon days. He valued the collection more than the person estimating the value (which I knew) so it was a decent deal all around for both of us. He will give them a good home by selling them to good people.
That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
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i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them
blast, putting a fanningbrag in the shame thread to pretend you are ashamed does not make it not a fanningbrag
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holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
Man I wish I could go. My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that! It's June 15th at Mae's right?
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i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them
blast, putting a fanningbrag in the shame thread to pretend you are ashamed does not make it not a fanningbrag
mocat i felt very stupid doing it
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i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them
blast, putting a fanningbrag in the shame thread to pretend you are ashamed does not make it not a fanningbrag
mocat i felt very stupid doing it
i would have pulled one of these if i saw it happening :D
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holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
Man I wish I could go. My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that! It's June 15th at Mae's right?
yeah, you can totally make it. ride with sd or something?
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That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years. I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan. I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale. I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go.
I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead. Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me. My tax guy is going to love me next year!
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holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
Man I wish I could go. My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that! It's June 15th at Mae's right?
Well, it's not just at Mae's.
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holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
Man I wish I could go. My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that! It's June 15th at Mae's right?
Well, it's not just at Mae's.
True, we are going to spend a considerable amount of time at rick daris' meth house trashing the place and stuff
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holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
Man I wish I could go. My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that! It's June 15th at Mae's right?
Well, it's not just at Mae's.
True, we are going to spend a considerable amount of time at rick daris' meth house trashing the place and stuff
Hmmmmmmm...I have been into meth houses ever since I started watching Breaking Bad.
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That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years. I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan. I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale. I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go.
I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead. Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me. My tax guy is going to love me next year!
This is a pretty awesome story. Just be careful and make sure you hold enough money to pay the tax. Capital gains on collectibles is 28%.
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I am a Cubs fan.
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That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years. I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan. I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale. I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go.
I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead. Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me. My tax guy is going to love me next year!
This is a pretty awesome story. Just be careful and make sure you hold enough money to pay the tax. Capital gains on collectibles is 28%.
I am pretty sure he spent a ton of money on advertising his collection for sale.
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I am a Cubs fan.
that's kind of a humble brag. It's very fashionable to be a fan of a loveable loser, especially the Cubs.
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That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years. I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan. I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale. I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go.
I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead. Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me. My tax guy is going to love me next year!
This is a pretty awesome story. Just be careful and make sure you hold enough money to pay the tax. Capital gains on collectibles is 28%.
I am pretty sure he spent a ton of money on advertising his collection for sale.
Yeah, I'm sure he also spent a lot of money acquiring the collection. The rate on earnings is still 28%, though, which is much higher than what most people expect it would be. Capital gains on stocks cap out at 15%.
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Well, I'm no tax accountant. I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...so there's that.
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I didn't spend any money advertising and not a penny on shipping it (filled an entire semi). A good nerd friend of mine that is a trust-fund kid bought the whole thing to add to his collection. I talked to my accountant and he said we may be able to get a capped 15% or at least 28% on 1/2 the 350k based on costs to me. I held onto receipts/appraisals and all that jazz. I did the math and the short-term hit from capital gains tax doesn't come close to the long-term damage of my mortgage. I'll definitely save a majority of the money until after tax season next year. I did find a CD at a local credit union to put it in until that time (so no worries on me blowing it).
I did buy myself a tank of gas though (wrote it down as a travel cost for the accountant). Bonus.
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There is about a 0% chance I would claim that on my taxes. Also a decent chance I'd end up in one of those prisons for white collar criminals. You know you get conjugal visits in those? Anyway, something to think about if you're still blumping' the neighbor's daughter.
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I didn't spend any money advertising and not a penny on shipping it (filled an entire semi). A good nerd friend of mine that is a trust-fund kid bought the whole thing to add to his collection. I talked to my accountant and he said we may be able to get a capped 15% or at least 28% on 1/2 the 350k based on costs to me. I held onto receipts/appraisals and all that jazz. I did the math and the short-term hit from capital gains tax doesn't come close to the long-term damage of my mortgage. I'll definitely save a majority of the money until after tax season next year. I did find a CD at a local credit union to put it in until that time (so no worries on me blowing it).
I did buy myself a tank of gas though (wrote it down as a travel cost for the accountant). Bonus.
That's great :D. You shouldn't need to save a majority of it for taxes. 1/3 should be well over what you pay.
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holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
Man I wish I could go. My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that! It's June 15th at Mae's right?
Well, it's not just at Mae's.
True, we are going to spend a considerable amount of time at rick daris' meth house trashing the place and stuff
Hmmmmmmm...I have been into meth houses ever since I started watching Breaking Bad.
Basically Rick Daris is Walter White and I'm Jesse Pinkman.
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trim is saul!
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Metalhead is Skinny Pete, EllRobersonIsInnocent is Combo, and seven is Badger. I distribute them drugs every weekend to do with what they wish.
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oh man, i was totally going to ask to be badger too! :raccoon: (but a badger)
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Metalhead is Skinny Pete, EllRobersonIsInnocent is Combo, and seven is Badger. I distribute them drugs every weekend to do with what they wish.
Oh man! :D
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I am a Cubs fan.
that's kind of a humble brag. It's very fashionable to be a fan of a loveable loser, especially the Cubs.
Man, never thought of it like that before. Takes the edge off the shame just a bit but overall this is still shameful.
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i thought everyone in the world is a cubs fan?
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That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years. I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan. I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale. I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go.
I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead. Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me. My tax guy is going to love me next year!
'Grats on all the money and land. Those are both nice things to have.
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I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here. :embarrassed:
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I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here. :embarrassed:
you should shame those people instead.
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I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here. :embarrassed:
you should shame those people instead.
Shame them!!
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:lol: bread trying super hard to make people think he doesn't love Big Bang Theory
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I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died). I sold it for 350k.
i'm trying very hard not to hate my life and this entire accursed country now that i'm forced to live here, so i'm going to try very hard to believe that you were lying when you posted this. please play along.
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I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here. :embarrassed:
Oh so you don't like Big Bang Theory? Wow. Really cool, Mr Bread, you're so much better than me.
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i watched GIJOE2 in the movie theater. please refer any gi joe 2 related questions to me.
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Bread I'm so glad you said that. Want to watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with me?
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I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here. :embarrassed:
Looks like our Big Bang Theory bingefests are off.
Suit yourself. Guess KSC and I are just going to have to skype each other while BBT is on and get smashed together via the wonders of webcam.
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I thought Paul Walker was actually a decent actor when I watched Running Scared.
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I thought Paul Walker was actually a decent actor when I watched Running Scared.
Fun movie!
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Metalhead is Skinny Pete, EllRobersonIsInnocent is Combo, and seven is Badger. I distribute them drugs every weekend to do with what they wish.
I'm going to have to start watching this show now.
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So far, I'm really digging this thread. I'll let you know how I feel about it once I've read March and April's posts.
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supper last night consisted of a tube of cheddar cheese pringles, a pint of Haagen-Dasz and three Cool Ranch tacos. it was a low point
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supper last night consisted of a tube of cheddar cheese pringles, a pint of Haagen-Dasz and three Cool Ranch tacos. it was a low point
Sorry about your break-up.
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I have now eaten all the Cadbury eggs out of the kids Easter baskets
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supper last night consisted of a tube of cheddar cheese pringles, a pint of Haagen-Dasz and three Cool Ranch tacos. it was a low point
Sorry about your break-up terrible lack of motivation.
thanks puni
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i watched GIJOE2 in the movie theater. please refer any gi joe 2 related questions to me.
Puniraptor...did we just become best friends??? I also saw GI Joe 2 in the movie theater yesterday. On a scale from 1-10, Lady Jaye was smoking hot (12.5 minimum out of 10) in that flick. Plus, she was Tyra from the Friday Night Lights TV show so that gets a 1 point bonus in my book. Is it sad that that is the only thing I remember from GI Joe 2?
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I thought Paul Walker was actually a decent actor when I watched Running Scared.
Fun movie!
I now have a fear of black lit hockey areanas, pucks to the face and child play areas because of that movie.
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Went to Sonic and DQ yesterday to try and cure hangover. Neither worked.
Sidenote: the sweet potato tots are really good with honey mustard
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i watched GIJOE2 in the movie theater. please refer any gi joe 2 related questions to me.
Puniraptor...did we just become best friends??? I also saw GI Joe 2 in the movie theater yesterday. On a scale from 1-10, Lady Jaye was smoking hot (12.5 minimum out of 10) in that flick. Plus, she was Tyra from the Friday Night Lights TV show so that gets a 1 point bonus in my book. Is it sad that that is the only thing I remember from GI Joe 2?
yes. best friens. SPOILER ALERT: I was absolutely laughing my ass off when they had that scene of her changing clothes with the guy talking and her thong ass reflection in the TV for like a full minute. Also, is it just me or was there an F word snuck in there? pg 13 these days!
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PG-13 can have the eff word 4 or 5 times.
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PG-13 can have the eff word 4 or 5 times.
depends on the usage and how far apart they are. generally more than 1 gets an R though.
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ran out of body wash 2 weeks ago, been using shampoo as substitute since then, even though i've been to the store like 3 times.
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ran out of body wash 2 weeks ago, been using shampoo as substitute since then, even though i've been to the store like 3 times.
Some people confuse shame and brilliance and I would put this into the brilliance category.
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I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk. It was my wife's sink not mine.
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I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).
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I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk. It was my wife's sink not mine.
Shame/Boss combo
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I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).
I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.
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I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).
I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.
I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.
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I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).
I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.
I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.
You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.
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I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).
I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.
I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.
You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.
Yeah, so? I still haven't gotten one.
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I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).
I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.
I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.
You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.
Yeah, so? I still haven't gotten one.
Buying stuff is the absolute worst. My old PS3 quit reading games a couple months ago. I went to Amazon, typed in "PS3" and was like "Welp, I guess I'm done with video games."
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Couple things...
Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.
If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.
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I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk. It was my wife's sink not mine.
Seems like a practical decision to me, perhaps well-grounded in logic. I cannot attribute shame to this.
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Couple things...
Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.
If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.
eff you for waiting so long to watch Groundhog Day. But, the wine thing makes perfect sense.
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Couple things...
Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.
If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.
eff you for waiting so long to watch Groundhog Day. But, the wine thing makes perfect sense.
I thought this was a safe place to talk about things we are ashamed of :cry:
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sometimes i buy e-cigs
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftalklikeaphysicist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fverizon-check.jpg&hash=e68b36fe63436163a2bd28cf6a2cfa819a718544)
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
Don't complain; it took almost 29 yrs for this Big Bro crap.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftalklikeaphysicist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fverizon-check.jpg&hash=e68b36fe63436163a2bd28cf6a2cfa819a718544)
Rounds to zero?
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftalklikeaphysicist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fverizon-check.jpg&hash=e68b36fe63436163a2bd28cf6a2cfa819a718544)
Rounds to zero?
If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftalklikeaphysicist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fverizon-check.jpg&hash=e68b36fe63436163a2bd28cf6a2cfa819a718544)
Rounds to zero?
If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.
I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.
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Wolfram alpha says the result is 0.002.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftalklikeaphysicist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fverizon-check.jpg&hash=e68b36fe63436163a2bd28cf6a2cfa819a718544)
Rounds to zero?
If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.
I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.
That summation approaches 1, which cancels with the exponential. The remaining two tenths of a cent would be rounded to zero in a transaction.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
They're going to hold you in contempt.
#motorboatdesmoines
Hahahahaha! Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome. I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00. Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftalklikeaphysicist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fverizon-check.jpg&hash=e68b36fe63436163a2bd28cf6a2cfa819a718544)
Rounds to zero?
If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.
I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.
That summation approaches 1, which cancels with the exponential. The remaining two tenths of a cent would be rounded to zero in a transaction.
Oh, that's right. Thanks, 8mp. I'm getting rusty.
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Nerds
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.002 + (-1) + 0.999 repeating... yeah
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I believed the Afghan wedding bomb hoax after the Boston Marathon
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I believed the Afghan wedding bomb hoax after the Boston Marathon
It was a hoax? Are you shaming yourself, or are you in the wrong thread?
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Maybe my last post didn't go thought right via phone.
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Maybe my last post didn't go thought right via phone.
No I think it did. I just read the other threads you posted this info in. However, this if not the "shame your friends" thread.
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FR really going hard after this hoax thing.
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Well, it needed to be said. We (as an editorial goEMAW collective) are better than this.
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I'm just glad I didn't fall for the hoax. It feels good.
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I'm ashamed I don't even now what the eff the hoax is/was.
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Grumblings that half of the posts in this thread are hoaxes.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
Iowa/
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
Iowa/
Its like a buck seventy five in Wichita.
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Resin hits. Past, future, and present.
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Resin hits. Past, future, and present.
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:lol:
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I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon. Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
Iowa/
Its like a buck seventy five in Wichita.
assumed they'd share the same fee structure? :confused:
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Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
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You should stop grabbing your crotch so much.
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Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway. The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want." But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.
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Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway. The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want." But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.
You should also point out that you are racist. I mean, what does adding "little Chinese" bring to the story- save from the fact that I read her quote in my dry cleaner's voice?
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Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway. The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want." But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.
You should also point out that you are racist. I mean, what does adding "little Chinese" bring to the story- save from the fact that I read her quote in my dry cleaner's voice?
That's how you were supposed to read the voice. She has a very thick accent.
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Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch. also you would look fantastic.
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Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway. The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want." But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.
What is the real reason?
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Between new job and finishing up MBA I think I've gained a few pounds and I don't want to buy new pants. Will be done in 2 weeks so will hit the gym BTTW.
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Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch. also you would look fantastic.
One pair was actually Levi's 513's. I tried on some 501's. Straight legs are too baggy.
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Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch. also you would look fantastic.
One pair was actually Levi's 513's. I tried on some 501's. Straight legs are too baggy.
Just how tight are your jeans? You should let your boys breath sometimes (assuming you want kids someday and don't like ball chafing.)
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I ended up getting these:
http://us.levi.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4101270&&cp=3146842.3146854.3691990&fbn=4101270|null|null
also eff off
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Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch. also you would look fantastic.
One pair was actually Levi's 513's. I tried on some 501's. Straight legs are too baggy.
Just how tight are your jeans? You should let your boys breath sometimes (assuming you want kids someday and don't like ball chafing.)
:lol:
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I have thunder thighs and can't wear anything but loose fit jeans or my crotch will rip after 2 weeks.
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Being born in 1987 has tons of perks but one of them is not this:
in middle school and high school when i was super skinny, baggy jeans and then boot-cut type jeans were popular
now in my mid-binging twenties and skinny jeans are like all you can get
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I have thunder thighs and can't wear anything but loose fit jeans or my crotch will rip after 2 weeks.
I wear 560's cause tight jeans can blow me.
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Being born in 1987 has tons of perks but one of them is not this:
in middle school and high school when i was super skinny, baggy jeans and then boot-cut type jeans were popular
now in my mid-binging twenties and skinny jeans are like all you can get
My gf can't figure out why I hate buying new jeans. I'm all like it's not that complicated.
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i ate a mcgriddle for breakfast, i had chinese for lunch, and i'm going to eat bar food while playing trivia tonight. :barf:
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i ate a mcgriddle for breakfast, i had chinese for lunch, and i'm going to eat bar food while playing trivia tonight. :barf:
I was not aware that the mcgriddle was still an option. Thought they phased that one out. Doesn't that have like a syrup-infused pancake bun? Man, did somebody bring that in or you found it just laying around? Surely you didn't seek it out.
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judgement free zone bread
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Resin hits. Past, future, and present.
Great post
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judgement free zone bread
Not judging. See my Pringles post. Just curious. Though I did get all over somebody for not taking showers, but I've learned. We are all free to be gross in here.
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The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS. Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.
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The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS. Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.
Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general. I've never had a bad one.
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The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS. Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.
Yeah, the fact that Illinois doesn't have them leads me to believe that the Obamas must somehow be involved . . .
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I got a sausage biscuit with ROUND egg the other day. I learned that on this board I think. Anyway, thanks goEMAW. :thumbs:
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The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS. Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.
Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general. I've never had a bad one.
I am actually the opposite. The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's. The rest is gross to me.
Maybe that explains my opinion a little? :dunno:
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The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS. Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.
Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general. I've never had a bad one.
I am actually the opposite. The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's. The rest is gross to me.
Maybe that explains my opinion a little? :dunno:
Maybe you should just start dipping their other breakfast sandwiches in maple syrup, then. It's pretty much the same thing as a McGriddle.
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The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS. Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.
Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general. I've never had a bad one.
I am actually the opposite. The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's. The rest is gross to me.
Maybe that explains my opinion a little? :dunno:
Maybe you should just start dipping their other breakfast sandwiches in maple syrup, then. It's pretty much the same thing as a McGriddle.
I was just going to post that. I think I would prefer the dip and not some weird infusion. I think it would taste better. Less convenient to shove down your gullet though.
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The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS. Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.
Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general. I've never had a bad one.
I am actually the opposite. The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's. The rest is gross to me.
Maybe that explains my opinion a little? :dunno:
Maybe you should just start dipping their other breakfast sandwiches in maple syrup, then. It's pretty much the same thing as a McGriddle.
I was just going to post that. I think I would prefer the dip and not some weird infusion. I think it would taste better. Less convenient to shove down your gullet though.
I like the pancake thingy.
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Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.
I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.
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Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.
I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.
:frown: I haven't benched in so long I probably couldn't do my body weight even once... Sigh
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Resin hits. Past, future, and present.
Great post
it really is.
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I got a sausage biscuit with ROUND egg the other day. I learned that on this board I think. Anyway, thanks goEMAW. :thumbs:
I was once told that McDs buys their eggs in log form and that's why they're all so perfectly round. However, I think that's wrong and they just used molds but I don't know.
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Lied on my online weight watchers points entry. I'm only cheating myself. I mean, what is wrong with me? :frown:
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Lied on my online weight watchers points entry. I'm only cheating myself. I mean, what is wrong with me? :frown:
It wasn't even just one time. I do this a lot. I'm awful. :frown:
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Lied on my online weight watchers points entry. I'm only cheating myself. I mean, what is wrong with me? :frown:
It wasn't even just one time. I do this a lot. I'm awful. :frown:
I mean, I'm paying for the weightwatchers online points system. No one is forcing me to do this. And I lie about what I ate to make it fit the points? Like I'm going to get to my goal that way? What is wrong with me? :frown:
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But is it working?
Also
Does shame burn calories
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But is it working?
Also
Does shame burn calories
Down over 20 lbs since January 2012 :D
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Nice work CF3 :thumbs:
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That's a ringing endorsement for them. Imagine how well it would work if he did what they were telling him to do.
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i had what was definitely 1.5 servings of trail mix this morning as a snack, but only counted it as 1 serving on myfitnesspal. :embarrassed:
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That's a ringing endorsement for them. Imagine how well it would work if he did what they were telling him to do.
Yes if I played it straight up I'd probably be down another 15 lbs or so in the past year I would imagine.
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Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.
I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.
"Powerlifters" love their greasy fast food. You're going to be wearing bench shirts in no time.
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i had what was definitely 1.5 servings of trail mix this morning as a snack, but only counted it as 1 serving on myfitnesspal. :embarrassed:
This might have an even greater weight loss effect. Not only do you have the primary guilt of overeating but you also have the later secondary guilt of having lied about it. More of a future deterent maybe. Unless you binge eat when you're sad or depressed in which case it might ultimately make things worse. Heady stuff guys. Please report back with any guilty sadness related fatness or conversely any reduced eating based on previous guilt over having overeaten and lied about it.
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Resin hits. Past, future, and present.
Great post
it really is.
:thumbs:
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Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.
I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.
"Powerlifters" love their greasy fast food. You're going to be wearing bench shirts in no time.
One of my favorite things about powerlifters is that they risk serious injury doing it all to universally look like crap. "Yeah, but I bench a ton when I put on all this getup. Only blown out my shoulder twice and my tricep once. And as an added benefit I look like a bloated, awkward sack of crap." :thumbs:
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One of my favorite things about powerlifters is that they risk serious injury doing it all to universally look like crap. "Yeah, but I bench a ton when I put on all this getup. Only blown out my shoulder twice and my tricep once. And as an added benefit I look like a bloated, awkward sack of crap." :thumbs:
That's the "Westside Barbell" mentality. Louie Simmons did a wonderful job spreading his gospel to the masses. The strength & fitness community is, for lack of a better term, funny.
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I spent my first 2 years bbs'n on this board without using the "Unread" button.
I didnt know it existed until somone mentioned it in the effeciency thread.
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I spent my first 2 years bbs'n on this board without using the "Unread" button.
I didnt know it existed until somone mentioned it in the effeciency thread.
This!!! (but only about the first 8 months)
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I never use the Unread button.
I mean I use the Unread button on each thread but not the one at the top of the page.
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Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.
I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.
"Powerlifters" love their greasy fast food. You're going to be wearing bench shirts in no time.
Yup. Lots of fat and protein. The diet makes the work out worth it.
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Had to poo as i was getting in the shower, and since my building sucks and takes forever for proper water temp after flushing, I decided to just close the lid and flush after i was out of the shower. Came home hours later after school to a very foul smell filling the apartment. :bang:
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Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.
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Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.
I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.
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Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.
I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.
Had a roommate that wouldn't flush #1 to "save water". He stopped after I started flushing 4 times after I peed.
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Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.
I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.
If I had been your roommate and accidentally done that, I would have told you to eff right off when you tried to get me to buy your booze for that.
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Also, I was at the Brooksider until 1:30, work will probably not be terribly productive today.
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
You should quote yourself and repost this as "One time I posted that someone should be ashamed for being attracted to human females."
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
You should quote yourself and repost this as "One time I posted that someone should be ashamed for being attracted to human females."
he was being inside joke'y. bigwillie20 is a known racist.
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this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
You should quote yourself and repost this as "One time I posted that someone should be ashamed for being attracted to human females."
he was being inside joke'y. bigwillie20 is a known racist.
But I admire your dedication to reading old posts in good threads!
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My bad. eff that dude then. Love this thread, thought.
In related shame yourself/racism news, I was super relieved to find out the bombing suspects were Caucasian.
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My bad. eff that dude then. Love this thread, thought.
In related shame yourself/racism news, I was super relieved to find out the bombing suspects were Caucasian.
:lol:
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My bad. eff that dude then. Love this thread, thought.
In related shame yourself/racism news, I was super relieved to find out the bombing suspects were Caucasian.
:thumbs:
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Also, I was at the Brooksider until 1:30, work will probably not be terribly productive today.
dammit man i almost went there last night
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I'm at level 70 on Candy Crush Saga. :frown:
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Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.
I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.
If I had been your roommate and accidentally done that, I would have told you to eff right off when you tried to get me to buy your booze for that.
Didn't say it happened to me (it didn't), just saying mandating the alcohol purchase for the next week might get the miscreant roommate's attention.
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Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.
I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.
If I had been your roommate and accidentally done that, I would have told you to eff right off when you tried to get me to buy your booze for that.
Didn't say it happened to me (it didn't), just saying mandating the alcohol purchase for the next week might get the miscreant roommate's attention.
Or he will beat your ass
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Cici's pizza.
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Cici's pizza.
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Did they have the macaroni pizza?
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I have literally been here on this board all day with the exception of lunch and when I took a break to go get a drink at QT.
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got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.
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Cici's gooey cinnamon pizza thing is amazing
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got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.
According to the Homeland Security Advisory Scale, where did you get?
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got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.
According to the Homeland Security Advisory Scale, where did you get?
right between guarded and elevated
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got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.
According to the Homeland Security Advisory Scale, where did you get?
right between guarded and elevated
nothing to be ashamed of. one of the best states of drunk a man can be.
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I hate being super PAK'd and then seeing someone you haven't seen forever. This happened at opening day. I hadn't seen the guy in 10 years and he was like "fanning, wassup, how have you been? This is my fiancée BTW, etc". And I was all like :barf: :lick: :confused: :popcorn: :drink:
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I hate being blackout pakout and you see someone and its awesome and then the next day you can't freaking remember who it was you ran into
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Cici's gooey cinnamon pizza thing is amazing
cicis everything is good while youre there but they have this like futuristic radar thing at the doors than as soon as you leave it scans your stomach and immediately turns everything you just ate into runny poop.
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Cici's gooey cinnamon pizza thing is amazing
cicis everything is good while youre there but they have this like futuristic radar thing at the doors than as soon as you leave it scans your stomach and immediately turns everything you just ate into runny poop.
What if you only eat the macaroni pie? Like is that safe? I feel like that's safe.
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I hate being super PAK'd and then seeing someone you haven't seen forever. This happened at opening day. I hadn't seen the guy in 10 years and he was like "fanning, wassup, how have you been? This is my fiancée BTW, etc". And I was all like :barf: :lick: :confused: :popcorn: :drink:
It's worse when you're meeting someone for the first time. Met a friend's boyfriend during a katpak binge last year. "He was wondering - were you a little drunk?" :sdeek:
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I hate being blackout pakout and you see someone and its awesome and then the next day you can't freaking remember who it was you ran into
Seeing someone you meet sober while you both are drunk is one of the most exciting things ever. Seeing someone you met while very drunk when you both are sober is mortifying. I ran into a dude from one of my classes at Kite's once, we had a 30 minute discussion about our class and other classes that he remembers us having together, and I said hello to him and class and he was like :confused:
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one time i used the tree in the courtyard of dilly deli. :dunno:
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entire rotisserie chicken for dinner
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Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
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Also used the walls at Rusty's once.
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The business park where my office is has a bunch of ponds on it and sometimes(Or maybe like once a week during the summer) I go fishing on my lunch break or right after work.
I go to ponds on the other side of the business park because I dont want co-workers to see me and be known as that weird guy who goes fishing on his lunch break.
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entire rotisserie chicken for dinner
Those are the best. And reasonably priced too! :D
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sweet jesus ben ji is adorable
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sweet jesus ben ji is adorable
He really is and lady is the cherry on top.
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i just ate a pound of freshly made guacamole
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Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.
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Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.
i took a girl to dinner and used a groupon.
a week later, same girl, did it again :lol:
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Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.
i took a girl to dinner and used a groupon.
a week later, same girl, did it again :lol:
J-Dub,
No shame in that. NO SHAME.
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I said the phrase "...like I said..." about 6 times today.
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I said the phrase "...like I said..." about 6 times today.
I say that a lot on the phone at work. It's pretty condescending, and I do sometimes feel bad.
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Also used the walls at Rusty's once.
No shame there. Many used those walls before you, and many will after you.
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Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.
i took a girl to dinner and used a groupon.
a week later, same girl, did it again :lol:
J-Dub,
No shame in that. NO SHAME.
:thumbsup:
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I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work. :popcorn:
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I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work. :popcorn:
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with rough ridin' a bunch of strangers when you're in college. There's no reason to advertise it is all.
But it's ok for you Wackycat because this is an anonymous blog so no one knows who you are.
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:lol:
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:D
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Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
Dilly's Deli was my go-to break up joint. cheap, public and easily left in a hurry.
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I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work. :popcorn:
This is why we burn the couches you sleep on
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I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work. :popcorn:
This is why we burn the couches you sleep on
:D
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I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work. :popcorn:
This is why we burn the couches you sleep on
:eek:
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he's an effing machine
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Some bird built a bird's nest on my gutter. I felt like I had to knock it down and toss it away because it was kind of intrusive. I thought I might feel bad when I knocked it over, but I didn't.
I didn't feel bad for destroying a bird nest.
:frown:
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Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
Dilly's Deli was my go-to break up joint. cheap, public and easily left in a hurry.
What if we were eating there at the same time? :horrorsurprise: I actually think I remember you telling me the Dilly's Deli thing on this blog once before. So did you order a whole meal and do it after you had both finished? And why are you taking girls out to eat if you're just going to dump them? Having troubs wrapping my brain around this one.
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Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare. Usually runs rite at $5 and change. They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.
Tom
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I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work. :popcorn:
:surprised:
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Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare. Usually runs rite at $5 and change. They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.
Tom
Tom,
just coke and chicken? no sides?
Kono
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Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.
I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.
:frown: I haven't benched in so long I probably couldn't do my body weight even once... Sigh
My shoulders are not fans of the bench press.
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Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare. Usually runs rite at $5 and change. They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.
Tom
Tom,
just coke and chicken? no sides?
Kono
my version of the low carb diet. protein and aspartame helped me lose 30 lbs.
Tom
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What kind of chicken? Rotisserie I bet. Skin off? Skin is low carb I think.
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then the bartender said "i don't know beaver. all she said was how badly she desperately wanted to do some coke and double down on some chicken bones. then she got up and left with luke axtell and the guy living over at daris' place for the summer. you'll have to ask porcupine if you want to know more than that. i was in the back refilling ice bin for most of it."
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I've been drinking gin and tonics since 3 and still doing work because I'm working from home today.
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I basically have nothing to post in the vegetable lovers thread. :frown:
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What kind of chicken? Rotisserie I bet. Skin off? Skin is low carb I think.
Bread nails it.
Tom
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Wednesday: bottle of wine binge
Thursday: brooksider binge
Friday: back to mhk binge
Saturday: still in mhk binge
Sunday: black keys binge
Monday: royals binge
Tuesday: gov't mule binge
Today: who knows?
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I basically have nothing to post in the vegetable lovers thread. :frown:
You should give that thread a read. You might just find that you do after all.
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Yeah, binging......
Have gotten slightly tipsy or worse every night since last Thursday. Even when in college, I hardly ever did a 6 day string.
Not going to drink tonight. Just to see if it hurts or something.
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Yeah, binging......
Have gotten slightly tipsy or worse every night since last Thursday. Even when in college, I hardly ever did a 6 week string.
Not going to drink tonight. Just to see if it hurts or something.
If it hurts, that's not alcoholism, those are feelings, ignore them. :eye:
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Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).
A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down
GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"
Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.
:facepalm:
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your reaction was totally normal except that you added the word "gay"
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ben ji, the gay thing aside, you should remember that he is the one that goes by Kunt. I mean, don't borrow shame.
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Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).
A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down
GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"
Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.
:facepalm:
You should be ashamed of feeling ashamed. The guy sounds like a f*cking dipshit.
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Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).
A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down
GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"
Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.
:facepalm:
You should be ashamed of feeling ashamed. The guy sounds like a f*cking dipshit.
I agree. I have noticed that people sometimes are ashamed of pointing out that someone is a dipshit just because they are gay or something. If someone is a dipshit, they are dipshit, regardless of sex, creed, color, religion, or sexuality.
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Also his last name was Clemmer. Kunt. Clemmer.
I was convinced they were playing a joke on me and I kept saying "But seriously, whats your real name".
That is the main reason I am ashamed.
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Also his last name was Clemmer. Kunt. Clemmer.
I was convinced they were playing a joke on me and I kept saying "But seriously, whats your real name".
That is the main reason I am ashamed.
You should be ashamed that you have a girlfriend that has such a douchey friend.
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Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?
Seems like a super weird situation. One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.
You're in the clear ben ji.
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Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?
Seems like a super weird situation. One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.
You're in the clear ben ji.
Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.
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Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?
Seems like a super weird situation. One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.
You're in the clear ben ji.
Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.
I would have just acted like he didn't exist the rest of the evening and gone about enjoying myself until it was time to go home. I am too elite to spend any amount of time with someone like that. I would also not spend any time worrying about what anyone thought of you. He wants people to call him $!#*. So be it. Why do you give a eff what anyone in that group thinks about your reaction?
Don't hang out with these people again.
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Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?
Seems like a super weird situation. One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.
You're in the clear ben ji.
Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.
I would have just acted like he didn't exist the rest of the evening and gone about enjoying myself until it was time to go home. I am too elite to spend any amount of time with someone like that. I would also not spend any time worrying about what anyone thought of you. He wants people to call him $!#*. So be it. Why do you give a eff what anyone in that group thinks about your reaction?
Don't hang out with these people again.
Had a great time hanging out with these people, and will probably do it again since they are my gf's friends and co-workers.
Still feel shameful though.
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ben ji's gf reads the board! :horrorsurprise:
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ben ji's gf reads the board! :horrorsurprise:
:horrorsurprise: :flush:
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Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?
Seems like a super weird situation. One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.
You're in the clear ben ji.
Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.
I would have just acted like he didn't exist the rest of the evening and gone about enjoying myself until it was time to go home. I am too elite to spend any amount of time with someone like that. I would also not spend any time worrying about what anyone thought of you. He wants people to call him $!#*. So be it. Why do you give a eff what anyone in that group thinks about your reaction?
Don't hang out with these people again.
Had a great time hanging out with these people, and will probably do it again since they are my gf's friends and co-workers.
Still feel shameful though.
Here's a little one-liner to just keep in the bank until the appropriate time.
"You're getting sloppy, Kunt."
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Ben ji you sounded pretty wasted. Grats, man.
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My bad habits during test weeks probably take 4-6 days off of my life each time.
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My bad habits during test weeks probably take 4-6 days off of my life each time.
you only lose the days when you're old and don't want to live anymore anyway.
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Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).
A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down
GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"
Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.
:facepalm:
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Guys name is actually Linus, he thought I was a random creeper hitting on his friends and decided to run some interference. GF just played along because she thought he knew i was her bf.
Feeling a different type of shame now.
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Just keep calling him Kunt, ben ji.
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If I ever see him again I will definitely call him kunt
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
Bottle of nice vodka for bday :dunno:
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
i think ill let ok cat take this one...
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
You should probably stop stealing things and maybe lay off the booze just a little. You don't want to keep regressing to the point where you start stealing things from your gma's farm.
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Pretty sure stealing to get your high is on the Do I Have A Problem list.
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Pretty sure stealing to get your high is on the Do I Have A Problem list.
:sdeek: Also, I'm going to get him some good gin. :D
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last night, while standing in line at a grocery store, the kid in front of me was being a total douchebag. he was probably 4 or 5 years old. he was grabbing stuff from the candy shelf and throwing it, etc. the mom was too busy talking on her phone while paying that she didn't care.
he tried pulling an item from my cart, and i said "don't touch my stuff, you little rough rider"
i meant to say "don't touch my stuff, little man" but my anger got the best of me.
i called a 4 year old a rough rider. :cry:
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last night, while standing in line at a grocery store, the kid in front of me was being a total douchebag. he was probably 4 or 5 years old. he was grabbing stuff from the candy shelf and throwing it, etc. the mom was too busy talking on her phone while paying that she didn't care.
he tried pulling an item from my cart, and i said "don't touch my stuff, you little rough rider"
i meant to say "don't touch my stuff, little man" but my anger got the best of me.
i called a 4 year old a rough rider. :cry:
no. this was appropriate.
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
I assume you are 16 years old?
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One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
He knew what you were doing.
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
I assume you are 16 years old?
Hey man. It was late. I didn't think I was going to drink last night, but Tom Cruise got me excited in Jack Reacher and I bought the movie. I'm super bored during "my two weeks" period and I thought "why not?" I know, I'm a monster!
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:lol: BTW, I love where we draw the line here at gE. Ok cat is calling kids mother fuckers and I'm chastised for stealing a little vodka from my pops. :lol:
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:lol: BTW, I love where we draw the line here at gE. Ok cat is calling kids mother fuckers and I'm chastised for stealing a little vodka from my pops. :lol:
it's because you stole it. If it was me, I'd be like, "hey Pops, mind if I drink some of your vodka?" And he would say "make sure you pour me a glass, and we'll drink it together like adults. Glad you aren't trying to sneak it from me like when you were back in high school."
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:lol: BTW, I love where we draw the line here at gE. Ok cat is calling kids mother fuckers and I'm chastised for stealing a little vodka from my pops. :lol:
it's because you stole it. If it was me, I'd be like, "hey Pops, mind if I drink some of your vodka?" And he would say "make sure you pour me a glass, and we'll drink it together like adults. Glad you aren't trying to sneak it from me like when you were back in high school."
Fair point. We usually share, but I guess I assumed last night. I'll do better, guys!
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
I assume you are 16 years old?
Hey man. It was late. I didn't think I was going to drink last night, but Tom Cruise got me excited in Jack Reacher and I bought the movie. I'm super bored during "my two weeks" period and I thought "why not?" I know, I'm a monster!
You should really just be ashamed that you bought Jack Reacher.
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I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.
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One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.
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I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.
Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
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I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.
Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
HE'S THE WORST!
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I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.
Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
HE'S THE WORST!
Whoa, calm down, Playboy.
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One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.
yeah that's super bossly
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Once I move away, I'll probably never come back to mhk, unless something weird happens, like my kids go to emaw u or something.
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I think it's been about four years for me.
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One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.
yeah that's super bossly
Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.
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One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.
yeah that's super bossly
Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.
also shame yourself because the monitor is also not a cpu
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One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.
yeah that's super bossly
Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.
also shame yourself because the monitor is also not a cpu
:facepalm:
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Sorry, meant to say CPU Unit.
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I bought a groupon for a restaurant in London.... Feel a little weird about that
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I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma. :embarrassed:
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I think it's been about four years for me.
2008 Nebraska game
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I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma. :embarrassed:
where? this will determine shame level.
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I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma. :embarrassed:
where? this will determine shame level.
it really doesn't matter, and you know that.
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I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma. :embarrassed:
where? this will determine shame level.
Broken Bow Lake.
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I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma. :embarrassed:
where? this will determine shame level.
it really doesn't matter, and you know that.
you're right, i just wanted to know where someone would actually find it worthy to vacation to in this awful state.
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I think it's been about four years for me.
2008 Nebraska game
purple pants game?
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Well, Louisville was the first purple pants game. I think this was all purples.
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I signed up for a pie eating contest so I could have a legit excuse to eat an entire chocolate pie in < five minutes.
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Saw SD's fast food thread and had like a million food items come to mind. :frown:
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I signed up for a pie eating contest so I could have a legit excuse to eat an entire chocolate pie in < five minutes.
Stud move
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i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks :frown:
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i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks :frown:
From where?
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i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks :frown:
From where?
chick fil a :lick:
tastes like old-time homemade ice cream :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included) :driving:
i'm gonna get real fat :frown:
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i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks :frown:
From where?
chick fil a :lick:
tastes like old-time homemade ice cream :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included) :driving:
i'm gonna get real fat :frown:
First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.
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i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks :frown:
From where?
chick fil a :lick:
tastes like old-time homemade ice cream :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included) :driving:
i'm gonna get real fat :frown:
First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.
j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.
but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds :embarrassed:
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i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks :frown:
From where?
chick fil a :lick:
tastes like old-time homemade ice cream :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included) :driving:
i'm gonna get real fat :frown:
First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.
j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.
but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds :embarrassed:
A flow of ice cream and letting yourself go. Sounds like j-dub is turning into oscar Weber.
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uff da
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i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks :frown:
From where?
chick fil a :lick:
tastes like old-time homemade ice cream :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included) :driving:
i'm gonna get real fat :frown:
First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.
j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.
but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds :embarrassed:
A flow of ice cream and letting yourself go. Sounds like j-dub is turning into oscar Weber.
why i oughtta.. :shakesfist:
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Just went to the grocery store to get 2 things. Spent $90, and $60 of it is booze :(
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Just went to the grocery store to get 2 things. Spent $90, and $60 of it is booze :(
Any trip to get $60 worth of booze represents time and money well spent. No shame in that.
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Here in a week or so I'm going to eat Chipotle for 7 days in a row
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Went to the grocery store, bought a box of Cocoa Puffs for myself :blindfold:
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If this wknd goes as planned, my wife and I will have gone through roughly $175 in Patron Silver in one month without hosting one party or sharing at all.
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If this wknd goes as planned, my wife and I will have gone through roughly $175 in Patron Silver in one month without hosting one party or sharing at all.
Make sure she is up on her bc brotherman
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I continue to watch the Royals on a daily basis and get visibly angry when they lose.
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I don't want to go to the office tomorrow. and all I'll do when I get there is message board and drink coffee and maybe take a 3 hour booze lunch. maybe I'll take the day off.
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Before the bad tornado day I made sure we were stocked up on Bud Light Cheladas and has the lawn chairs in place and ready to go.
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I don't want to go to the office tomorrow. and all I'll do when I get there is message board and drink coffee and maybe take a 3 hour booze lunch. maybe I'll take the day off.
Oh man, I'm doing this today too except for the coffee and three hour lunch. I'm leaving early, probs around 2 or 3.
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i haven't eaten a doughnut in like 3 years. someone brought a box of them in to work today. i ate 2. :embarrassed:
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I continue to watch the Royals on a daily basis and get visibly angry when they lose.
x2 :embarrassed:
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i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.
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i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.
That is just common sense. Get those digits.
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i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.
play jokes on her and give her impossible tasks until she gets fired and then call her up and tell her you got her fired so you could bone her. girls love romantic stuff like that.
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i play landgrab on the reg. :facepalm:
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I'm mentally checked out at the new job today. You can only watch so many tutorials. All I've done today is BBS, text filly about the crazy things were going to do tonight, and close my 24 hour fitness membership. What a crummy employee. :frown:
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i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.
Man, I'm awful like this. Even moreso with interns.
While I'm on the topic: I also broke the "half your age + 7 years" rule for dating posted in another thread. But it was close. And they pursued me, so I (arguably) wasn't creeping. And the girls were incredibly pretty.
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I'm mentally checked out at the new job today. You can only watch so many tutorials. All I've done today is BBS, text filly about the crazy things were going to do tonight, and close my 24 hour fitness membership. What a crummy employee. :frown:
Post screen captures brah! :D
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I'm mentally checked out at the new job today. You can only watch so many tutorials. All I've done today is BBS, text filly about the crazy things were going to do tonight, and close my 24 hour fitness membership. What a crummy employee. :frown:
Post screen captures brah! :D
Arabian goggles, rusty trombone or dare I say...blumpkin?????? Screen capture those sexts dude! We, as your gE family can aid in your quest.
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Ha. I'm doing this on my droid. I don't think I can. But I will say, on her end, she's brought up "strapping me down with rope!" :ohno:
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Ha. I'm doing this on my droid. I don't think I can. But I will say, on her end, she's brought up "strapping me down with rope!" :ohno:
feel like weve had a thread about the dangers of ropes and sex but oh well have fun wacky
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Just bought a bunch of food to cook all weekend at the lake but am currenty sitting at the versailles(pronounced ver-sails) mo sonic scarfing down a chilli cheese dog and grilled cheese.
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i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.
Man, I'm awful like this. Even moreso with interns.
While I'm on the topic: I also broke the "half your age + 7 years" rule for dating posted in another thread. But it was close. And they pursued me, so I (arguably) wasn't creeping. And the girls were incredibly pretty.
:horrorsurprise:
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i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.
Man, I'm awful like this. Even moreso with interns.
While I'm on the topic: I also broke the "half your age + 7 years" rule for dating posted in another thread. But it was close. And they pursued me, so I (arguably) wasn't creeping. And the girls were incredibly pretty.
:horrorsurprise:
Multiple (three?) situations. Never more than one at a time.
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Ha. I'm doing this on my droid. I don't think I can. But I will say, on her end, she's brought up "strapping me down with rope!" :ohno:
Make sure a safe word is established...I suggest "Fanningfreakingtastic." It has the charm of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory but pays tribute to Mary Poppins.
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Just bought a bunch of food to cook all weekend at the lake but am currenty sitting at the versailles(pronounced ver-sails) mo sonic scarfing down a chilli cheese dog and grilled cheese.
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I have eaten there a time or two.
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Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L. :frown:
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Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L. :frown:
Call it bad food, not booze, and move forward.
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Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L. :frown:
booze kaizen
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Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
I assume you are 16 years old?
Hey man. It was late. I didn't think I was going to drink last night, but Tom Cruise got me excited in Jack Reacher and I bought the movie. I'm super bored during "my two weeks" period and I thought "why not?" I know, I'm a monster!
The thought of Tom Cruise playing the role of Jack Reacher makes me puke in my mouth a bit. Kinda like the shameless act of you stealing booze from your dad, as an adult.
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Does the guy who got tazed, kicked, and maced by the cops outside of ODowds post here? I guess we will find out once he makes bail
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Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L. :frown:
Then you came back to the bar and hungout, while PNL lackeys had to clean up your barf.
stud move, imo.
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Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L. :frown:
Then you came back to the bar and hungout, while PNL lackeys had to clean up your barf.
stud move, imo.
:thumbs:
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great work Sabi.
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I have never watched Arrested Development before, until today. I am now between 1/3-1/2 way through the first season.
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Decided to binge alone last night starting at 11 PM when Mrs. CF3 went to sleep. Got kinda pak'd, then got hungry so I had 3 bratwursts, grilled over a week ago, and a dara's cup full of chocolate milk to wash it down. This was at like 1 AM :frown:
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Last fall I saw an old college fling at tanners on 75th, didnt recognize her at first because she had changed her hair. I was hammered and told her I liked her better as a blonde and she should change her hair back....she got pissed and walked away.
Was cruising FB the other day and found out she had blood cancer last year or something and lost her hair due to chemo, was wearing a wig when I saw her. :frown:
In better news she is apparently cancer free now!
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Last fall I saw an old college fling at tanners on 75th, didnt recognize her at first because she had changed her hair. I was hammered and told her I liked her better as a blonde and she should change her hair back....she got pissed and walked away.
Was cruising FB the other day and found out she had blood cancer last year or something and lost her hair due to chemo, was wearing a wig when I saw her. :frown:
In better news she is apparently cancer free now!
what, are blonde wigs illegal now? no shame here
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the "local vs. chain restaurants" topic has never crossed my mind while choosing a dining destination. i don't give a crap if it's local.
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I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today. :embarrassed:
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I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today. :embarrassed:
serious shame here. that is an abortion of a thread. you also probably didnt get to see ljmhawk's (tim's) paycheck he posted with his YTD earnings of 12K (well on his way to 6 figures).
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I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today. :embarrassed:
serious shame here. that is an abortion of a thread. you also probably didnt get to see ljmhawk's (tim's) paycheck he posted with his YTD earnings of 12K (well on his way to 6 figures).
Yeah, it's pretty awful in there. And no I didn't get to see it but man good for that guy. I guess it's good that 1 out of 20 of them finally leave McDonald's for the big time gigs. Keeps the economy going, ya know?
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I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today. :embarrassed:
serious shame here. that is an abortion of a thread. you also probably didnt get to see ljmhawk's (tim's) paycheck he posted with his YTD earnings of 12K (well on his way to 6 figures).
Yeah, it's pretty awful in there. And no I didn't get to see it but man good for that guy. I guess it's good that 1 out of 20 of them finally leave McDonald's for the big time gigs. Keeps the economy going, ya know?
I don't think any of us thought it was real.
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I ate an entire box of Golden Grahams in one sitting last night.
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i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.
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Just logged on to a video conference, thought everyone else was late. Called one to berate him, turns out I'm 30 minutes early. :facepalm:
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i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.
:surprised: tell more
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i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.
:surprised: tell more
simple, horrible stuff. she's around so i can't crap with the door open when i get home, talking/flirting/laughing during a movie.
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I think shitting with the door open while having roommates belongs in this thread
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I think shitting with the door open while having roommates belongs in this thread
No it belongs in the stud thread
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oh and i can totally hear their giggling phone conversations on the seldom nights that she's not around.
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I think shitting with the door open while having roommates belongs in this thread
No it belongs in the stud thread
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It has taken me all morning to catch up on the Shame Yourself thread.
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It has taken me all morning to catch up on the Shame Yourself thread.
FOR SHAME.
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I have gray nipple hairs.
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Do not pluck them. It will hurt you very badly.
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I have gray nipple hairs.
you are naturally hairless so I do not believe this
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I have gray nipple hairs.
you are naturally hairless so I do not believe this
Why do you think I posted here?
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I stayed over at the new girls house last night and I asked her to throw some of my clothes into the wash. Today I grabbed them out of the dryer and packed them in my gym bag. I just now changed to workout in the guys locker room and a pink thong fell out of my shorts as I pulled them out. All the guys started busting up. :facepalm: :lol:
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I stayed over at the new girls house last night and I asked her to throw some of my clothes into the wash. Today I grabbed them out of the dryer and packed them in my gym bag. I just now changed to workout in the guys locker room and a pink thong fell out of my shorts as I pulled them out. All the guys started busting up. :facepalm: :lol:
Mods, please move to stud thing thread.
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Thursday was very hectic here. I was busy all day, it was my birthday, I had a birthday party to host that evening, and I was taking Friday off to start wedding festivities (best man on Saturday). So I was trying to wrap everything up before the weekend. I went to grab a late lunch at like 2 at Chipotle, brought it back to the office, but was unable to eat it due to all the crap I had to do, so I left it in the fridge. I completely forgot about it and found it today, still wrapped in the foil and in the brown bag. I opened it and it looked ok so I took a bite of the steak. It was gross but I took a couple more. Finally I threw it away after like 4 bites. I think I may be sick later. :frown:
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i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.
:surprised: tell more
simple, horrible stuff. she's around so i can't crap with the door open when i get home, talking/flirting/laughing during a movie.
This is the worst. Roommate last year didn't have a TV in his room so he was always in the living room with her. She kept complaining about baseball being boring while I was trying to watch it. I had a ritual of watching the royals on the big screen HD, while watching MLB TV on my laptop to keep track of fantasy and she ruined it.
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I stayed over at the new girls house last night and I asked her to throw some of my clothes into the wash. Today I grabbed them out of the dryer and packed them in my gym bag. I just now changed to workout in the guys locker room and a pink thong fell out of my shorts as I pulled them out. All the guys started busting up. :facepalm: :lol:
Fanning incapable of shaming himself. His shames morph into brags.
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This is the worst. Roommate last year didn't have a TV in his room so he was always in the living room with her. She kept complaining about baseball being boring while I was trying to watch it. I had a ritual of watching the royals on the big screen HD, while watching MLB TV on my laptop to keep track of fantasy and she ruined it.
yeah for some reason i feel bad for being annoyed (shame thread), but i feel that if a dude is going to be around a girl all the time, it probably needs to be one that he likes a lot for it to work.
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accidently sent snapchat of my gray nipple hairs to abe from f14 and not my wife.
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so is your wife's name abby?
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This is the worst. Roommate last year didn't have a TV in his room so he was always in the living room with her. She kept complaining about baseball being boring while I was trying to watch it. I had a ritual of watching the royals on the big screen HD, while watching MLB TV on my laptop to keep track of fantasy and she ruined it.
yeah for some reason i feel bad for being annoyed (shame thread), but i feel that if a dude is going to be around a girl all the time, it probably needs to be one that he likes a lot for it to work.
man she giggles a lot
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so is your wife's name abby?
no snapchat has the frequent friends thing or whatever at the top.
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I just drinched ranch all over my sandwich and everyone looked at me like I was a monster.
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I just drinched ranch all over my sandwich and everyone looked at me like I was a monster.
theyre probably looking at you because youre BBSing instead of being part of the group.
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drinched
:D
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I just drinched ranch all over my sandwich and everyone looked at me like I was a monster.
theyre probably looking at you because youre BBSing instead of being part of the group.
they're all IT dorks.
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drinched
:D
it's how the Grinch does it! :D
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quit being a jerk, wacky.
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drinched
:D
:D Autocorrect wanted me to change it, but I thought you guys would like this version better.
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quit being a jerk, wacky.
you're right. I just wanted 15 minutes to myself. I'm signing my lease at 12:30 and this is just a quick dine and dash in the kitchen to fill a spot.
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:D Autocorrect wanted me to change it, but I thought you guys would like this version better.
not as adorable :cry:
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chinese buffet for lunch :sdeek:
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chinese buffet for lunch :sdeek:
How are you not at home taking a nap by now?
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chinese buffet for lunch :sdeek:
How are you not at home taking a nap by now?
that's the thing, i should be. i am a worthless human right now.
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Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"
I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
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Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"
I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
fun story- when ksc was born his dad went to the hospital and had a set of wine glasses made that said my name and date of birth on it. every year my parents had a glass of wine from the glasses until i was 13 when i pointed out that they said the wrong birthday on them.
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Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"
I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
fun story- when ksc was born his dad went to the hospital and had a set of wine glasses made that said my name and date of birth on it. every year my parents had a glass of wine from the glasses until i was 13 when i pointed out that they said the wrong birthday on them.
:lol: Adorable
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Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"
I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
You may want to get that tested.
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Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"
I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
You may want to get that tested.
Blame the bank bud. Security questions should be more relevant stuff like who is your fav quarterback
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Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"
I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
You may want to get that tested.
psh.. my dad doesn't even know how old i am, let alone my middle name. dad's are gonna dad.
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sounds like a really shitty dad
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I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time
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The other day my wife tried to use my age against me in an argument, she said I was 32. I turn 31 next month. :dubious:
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I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time
yeah what the hell is this all about? experienced this the other day.
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I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time
yeah, but you're super old.
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I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time
yeah, but you're super old.
been actually feeling medium old lately. Sucks.
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I have had to correct myself when telling ppl my age before.
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I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time
yeah, but you're super old.
been actually feeling medium old lately. Sucks.
t's&p's sd, i was just medium joking :frown:
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Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"
I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
You may want to get that tested.
Blame the bank bud. Security questions should be more relevant stuff like who is your fav quarterback
:lol:
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When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.
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When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.
Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.
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I have had to correct myself when telling ppl my age before.
happens with me most of the time. I have to stop and do the math. but really, who the eff cares if I'm a year off, right?
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When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.
Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.
NO JUDGING IN THIS THREAD!
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When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.
Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.
NO JUDGING IN THIS THREAD!
Sorry, guys.
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I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven
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I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven
mountain dew?
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I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven
mountain dew?
Diet cherry vanilla coke :frown:
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binged hard and forgot to feed my dog last night :frown:
pre-emptive no judging guys
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I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
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I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.
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I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.
I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.
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I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
that is weird
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I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.
I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.
Somebody turn on the blumpkin signal, we need a therapist!
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I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.
I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.
The good thing about this particular shop lifting selection is that they will never call the police over it. If an employee has the sack to call you on it, you can always just play it off like you intended to pay and just forgot and they will be forced to accept it. Nice work here Benji Benja. License to steal.
Also, great disclosure. I enjoyed it.
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Mi Ranchito.
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i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.
i've even read threads about soccer and beer. i don't like soccer and i don't drink.
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binged hard and forgot to feed my dog last night :frown:
pre-emptive no judging guys
Was just bragging today that I've only ever done that once. My co-worker's response: see you could totally handle kids.
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I have foam tips for my headphones that are basically like earplugs (you roll them up and stick them deep in your earholes). To make them go in easier, I lick the tips before insertion.
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i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.
i've even read threads about soccer and beer. i don't like soccer and i don't drink.
:horrorsurprise:
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i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.
i've even read threads about soccer and beer. i don't like soccer and i don't drink.
:horrorsurprise:
5 years!
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i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.
i've even read threads about soccer and beer. i don't like soccer and i don't drink.
:horrorsurprise:
5 years!
:thumbs:
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i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.
i've even read threads about soccer and beer. i don't like soccer and i don't drink.
:horrorsurprise:
5 years!
jesus how did you manage to watch any of the boozecats this year?
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what do you do for an excuse for why you hit your wife? (see guy thread)
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saturday night's game was the only college baseball game i've ever seen. and my wife only has 1 black eye, because she's a quick learner.
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i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.
i've even read threads about soccer and beer. i don't like soccer and i don't drink.
:horrorsurprise:
5 years!
did you have a problem or did you just decide not to? (non judgemental, just curious)
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meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers. kind of a sissy.
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meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers. kind of a sissy.
Think of all the money you've saved over 5 years as well :thumbs:
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meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers. kind of a sissy.
tell us something we don't know.
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asava you son of a bitch
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asava you son of a bitch
:adored:
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meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers. kind of a sissy.
tell us something we don't know.
GUY STUFF
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meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers. kind of a sissy.
Think of all the money you've saved over 5 years as well :thumbs:
This morning I added up my recent bar tabs. Made me want to quit drinking pretty bad. For at least 10 minutes.
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been sober for almost 48 hours now. might make it to friday :excited:
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I use to eat my boogers when I was a kid.
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been sober for almost 48 hours now. might make it to friday :excited:
I've gone over 15!
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A guy I sit near at work was telling me about this girl he has had a huge crush on since his freshman year in college but she never knew he existed. I just happen to know a friend of hers and we ended up at the same get together last weekend. I'm going to hang out with her Saturday night. I told him I ran into her and that she just had some +2's added to her 5'9" very fit 24 year old frame. He was drooling.
I am sort of ashamed of my behavior. :dubious:
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Holy crap the poor kid just came up to my desk and asked if I had seen pics of her new additions that I could show him. Poor kid...
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I'm going to :goodbyecruelworld: if old man racist bigwillie starts dating a girl younger than my GF.
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Holy crap the poor kid just came up to my desk and asked if I had seen pics of her new additions that I could show him. Poor kid...
well... DO YOU?
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Holy crap the poor kid just came up to my desk and asked if I had seen pics of her new additions that I could show him. Poor kid...
well... DO YOU?
GUY STUFF
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HEY OKCAT DO YOU NOT DRINK BECAUSE OF YOUR VAGINA?!?! LOLOLOL
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I have foam tips for my headphones that are basically like earplugs (you roll them up and stick them deep in your earholes). To make them go in easier, I lick the tips before insertion.
I don't do it every time, but if they are dusty or something I do the same thing.
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Put I love you on a facebook wall post.. It's all downhill from here boys
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Put I love you on a facebook wall post.. It's all downhill from here boys
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I skipped the gym to go home and do yard work. Got home immediately left and went and ate my weight in sushi and had 5 beers.
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Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
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Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
:lol:
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Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
outstanding.
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Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
probably one of the best posts in this thread.
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Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
haha
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Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
mrs. gooch gaining some major bbs cred recently. :thumbs:
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Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
mrs. gooch gaining some major bbs cred recently. :thumbs:
Yeah. She just took the clown shoes off her feet and put them on gooch. Right after she smacked him across the face with them too, I might add.
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i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well
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i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well
are you going to leave if shes an uggo?
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i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well
are you going to leave if shes an uggo?
i remember well enough that i know that's out of the question
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i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well
are you going to leave if shes an uggo?
i remember well enough that i know that's out of the question
im just saying beer goggles bro. hopefully she has some friends :fatty:
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i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well
are you going to leave if shes an uggo?
i remember well enough that i know that's out of the question
im just saying beer goggles bro. hopefully she has some friends :fatty:
I saw her too, but I had been drinking since noon when you saw me, and I don't know if you wanna trust my judgement. However, she was cute.
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sounds a lot like the blind leading the blind.
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sounds a lot like the blind leading the blind.
would be a good name for a buddy sitcom starring blast and wackycat. put it in somekind of downtownish kc location and make is somewhat bosom buddiesesque and it's a wb can't miss. oh man did you see the shenigans that cat and blast got up to in last weeks episode with julie from upstairs. those two i swear. :lol:
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sounds a lot like the blind leading the blind.
would be a good name for a buddy sitcom starring blast and wackycat. put it in somekind of downtownish kc location and make is somewhat bosom buddiesesque and it's a wb can't miss. oh man did you see the shenigans that cat and blast got up to in last weeks episode with julie from upstairs. those two i swear. :lol:
:D
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would watch
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I misspelled testicle(s) last night on twitter. I spelled it testical(s).
:facepalm:
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I misspelled testicle(s) last night on twitter. I spelled it testical(s).
:facepalm:
make no mistake. this belongs here, but this also belongs in wackycat stuff.
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I misspelled testicle(s) last night on twitter. I spelled it testical(s).
:facepalm:
make no mistake. this belongs here, but this also belongs in wackycat stuff.
My weird #fanningbrag on twitter this morning probably deserves a spot in both threads too.
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probs should follow you metalhead. COMIN IN HOT
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in high school i helped give a swirly to a kid who was a couple years younger. most shameful is that i was proud of this fact for awhile. :frown:
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Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.
:facepalm:
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Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.
:facepalm:
easily your best post.
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Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.
:facepalm:
easily your best post.
:thumbs:
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Just realized that I haven't eaten anything yet today.
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Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.
:facepalm:
easily your best post.
That says it all.
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Just realized that I haven't eaten anything yet today.
How are you suppose to carve up those muscles of yours without any intake?
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Just realized that I haven't eaten anything yet today.
How are you suppose to carve up those muscles of yours without any intake?
Old wrestling habits die hard. I've been busy all day and not paying attention to my stomach.
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Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.
:facepalm:
easily your best post.
That says it all.
Bread, I'm starting to think you don't want to be IRL buddies so....
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1351.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp786%2Flopakman%2Ffinger-1_zps67840b50.gif&hash=b8f1898c666f75913bd3d6a015633a754f8c43b5)
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Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.
:facepalm:
easily your best post.
That says it all.
Bread, I'm starting to think you don't want to be IRL buddies so....
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1351.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp786%2Flopakman%2Ffinger-1_zps67840b50.gif&hash=b8f1898c666f75913bd3d6a015633a754f8c43b5)
LOL. you are a true marvel.
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Having contributed to the weirdness that is Stud/Boss thread, I'm going to go ahead and check in here.
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Prepped some chicken breast last night to grill for lunch and dinner tonight. Forgot to take the trash out afterwards. Came home for lunch to the most acrid smelling apartment ever.
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I doubted the original Stud/Boss.
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I may be worse at math than mocat.
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I accidentally got totally shitfaced playing in a charity poker event yesterday and then drove to a family reunion. My parents were mortified and are blowing me up with texts today about it like i'm 17.
:driving: :drink: :sdeek:
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At least your parents care, The1BigBrian.
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I may be worse at math than mocat.
don't worry MH, I'm an engineer and most people are worse at math than me
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Today I got into Georgia Tech's basketball arena at like 7 in the morning. It was really dark and lonely in there but I was gonna go exploring anyway. Was walking around the suites area and didn't see this black coffee table thing at about knee height; walked right into it, fell over completely, thought for a second I broke my leg. In retrospect I didn't, but it was super embarrassing. Glad no one was around to see it. I might be too hurt to play SB bro in tennis later today. :frown:
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I once brought a half pint of E&J into a movie theatre and got so drunk that talked SUPER LOUD until I passed out. Then woke up confused as to why the movie had moved forward so fast. I was on a date.
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Take that to the studs thread.
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One summer I had to go to see the Star Wars movie where Annakin becomes Darth Vader 3 times because I had jazz tunes in my head and fell asleep before the end. Still have not seen the end.
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There is a decent chance my son is allergic to wheat.
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There is a decent chance my son is allergic to wheat.
T's, P's.
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I'm an old person when it comes to misplacing things and finding them.. It has taken me hours before to find my car keys :don'tcare:
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i screwed my neck/upper back up moving downed tree limbs. this morning i couldn't support my head to dry my hair with a towel so i used a blow dryer.
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Just now downloaded tapatalk. Wow I have been missing out on my phone.
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I was driving on 4th street minding my own cruising at 35 when all of a sudden I see a bunny rabbit.. I think hey bunny get out of the way, so I slow down and swerve to the right.. :frown: he jumped right in front of my tires.. I think it was a suicide mission
Also gf y-l_a's dog(small) took a dump on my brown bathroom rug.. I didn't notice and when I was going to hop in the shower I stepped right in it.. What a shitty day
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I just got back from a 9 day trip out of country and my sliding door at the back of my apartment was unlocked
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watched sharknado last night.
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watched sharknado last night.
:popcorn:
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watched sharknado last night.
:thumbs:
recorded it last night! seemed more like bingy cinema, so will be watching at some point this weekend
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watched some of it. the dad from home alone and steve sanders hanging out at a bar part. pretty great.
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watched some of it. the dad from home alone and steve sanders hanging out at a bar part. pretty great.
sounds like maybe dub dubs posted in the wrong thread?
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watched some of it. the dad from home alone and steve sanders hanging out at a bar part. pretty great.
sounds like maybe dub dubs posted in the wrong thread?
looking that way.
hey thanks guys! :D
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I still occasionally use my Miley Cyrus cup I got at Fatty Fest
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I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:
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I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:
I really just can't even imagine forgetting my belt when I go to work. Did you not binge last night? What are you doing different that is causing this to happen?
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I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:
I really just can't even imagine forgetting my belt when I go to work. Did you not binge last night? What are you doing different that is causing this to happen?
I took the night off from binging. That is probably it. :embarrassed:
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daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you
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daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you
I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:
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daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you
I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:
:frown:
maybe buy another belt and keep it in there too, so you have a back up and then a back up to the back up.
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i'm probably just gonna start a discreet belt delivery service, so consider this post trademarked. looks like i know where my first location will be
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maybe, like, keep a cheap reversable belt in your car or desk or something?
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daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you
I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:
:frown:
maybe buy another belt and keep it in there too, so you have a back up and then a back up to the back up.
My extra slacks, shirt, watch, and shoes are taking up most of the glove box room. Not sure I could fit two belts.
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maybe, like, keep a cheap reversable belt in your car or desk or something?
daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you
I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:
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bosses dad passed away yesterday. I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster
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bosses dad passed away yesterday. I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster
that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do
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bosses dad passed away yesterday. I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster
that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do
yeah, was he like a radinas or bluestem regular or something? doesn't seem very monstrous
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bosses dad passed away yesterday. I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster
that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do
honestly just stood in the isle wondering what to do. not good in these situations at all. lady at the counter was like "ooohhhh thats a great gift, basically free coffee for two weeks. is it someones birthday?" thats where the shame set in
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bosses dad passed away yesterday. I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster
that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do
yeah, was he like a radinas or bluestem regular or something? doesn't seem very monstrous
well to me getting sleep is needed in a time like that but its hard to sleep because stress and what not. i gave him something to help stay awake? that is where i was going with this
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bosses dad passed away yesterday. I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster
that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do
honestly just stood in the isle wondering what to do. not good in these situations at all. lady at the counter was like "ooohhhh thats a great gift, basically free coffee for two weeks. is it someones birthday?" thats where the shame set in
you're good man
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I just invented the following concept:
a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!
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I just invented the following concept:
a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!
Link?
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Dressing professional sounds like the absolute worst :frown:
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Dressing professional sounds like the absolute worst :frown:
seven, my man, wearing a belt =/= dressing professional
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:sdeek:
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I just invented the following concept:
a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!
Link?
PATENT PENDING
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1093.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi421%2FPUNITRATOR%2Fpatentpending_zps59965bc5.jpg&hash=20de531b691b6ef17a7cc610ab73e7f5d5f1f3a9)
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Sometimes when I need a DD I kind of treat my DD like a taxi and am bossy about leaving right when I want to leave. I feel bad and apologize right after.
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I just invented the following concept:
a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!
How about pants with the tops made to look like a belt without actually being a belt?
Or
SPRAYON BELT!!!!!
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I just invented the following concept:
a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!
Link?
PATENT PENDING
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1093.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi421%2FPUNITRATOR%2Fpatentpending_zps59965bc5.jpg&hash=20de531b691b6ef17a7cc610ab73e7f5d5f1f3a9)
smf scaling my image?????
this is a reversible (!) belt 250 by 25000 pixels. if your waist is less than 25000 pixels just cut some out of the middle. you fold it down the center so there is brown on one side and black on one side.
:kstategrad: :kstategrad:
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I just invented the following concept:
a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!
How about pants with the tops made to look like a belt without actually being a belt?
Or
SPRAYON BELT!!!!!
better stamp those inventions with a patent pending before someone else does
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I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:
Did your karate belt come in yet? I have it on high authority that it's brown so it should look just fine with your work pants
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Hey 8MP, everyone is trying to be helpful, but you already figured out the solution (thanks to me pointing you in the right direction). Just get your binge on to get your belt on.
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I still occasionally use my Miley Cyrus cup I got at Fatty Fest
Why is this in the Shame Yourself thread? I brought 3 of them to work.
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I still occasionally use my Miley Cyrus cup I got at Fatty Fest
Why is this in the Shame Yourself thread? I brought 3 of them to work.
Excellent addition to the shame yourself thread. :thumbs:
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obv. some people haven't heard we can't stop.. :don'tcare: such a good song, keep on twerkin it miley!
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would not stop if could
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obv. some people haven't heard we can't stop.. :don'tcare: such a good song, keep on twerkin it miley!
Another great addition to the shame yourself thread.
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Have not trimmed or shaved my facial hair in a couple weeks. Are neckbeards hipster yet?
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Have not trimmed or shaved my facial hair in a couple weeks. Are neckbeards hipster yet?
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2013/08/hipster-beards-blamed-for-poor-razor-sales.html
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obv. some people haven't heard we can't stop.. :don'tcare: such a good song, keep on twerkin it miley!
amazing song
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Have not trimmed or shaved my facial hair in a couple weeks. Are neckbeards hipster yet?
Just did a no guard trim on Wednesday after 5 weeks of untamed growth.
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So a few houses down got foreclosed on and there's a dog kennel in the back that looks like crap. I so badly want to place a Craigslist ad that this thing is free come and get it. But I'm kinda a scaredy cat. :facepalm:
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I plan on watching Sharknado tonight, even after every horrible thing I've heard about it. Will it be better if I drink heavily?
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I plan on watching Sharknado tonight, even after every horrible thing I've heard about it. Will it be better if I drink heavily?
You'll absolutely love it
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Recorded it to watch this weekend. Wife and I are both really looking forward to it. Will be drunk.
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people that said bad things about sharknado deserved to be punched in the face for being complete dumbasses. talk about a red line in the sand between fun people and everyone else
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:D
Now I'm even more excited than before. If I take a drink everytime someone gets killed by a shark will I get really drunk?
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people that said bad things about sharknado deserved to be punched in the face for being complete dumbasses. talk about a red line in the sand between fun people and everyone else
Yeah, if you can't enjoy something for what it is then get over yourself.
The firm golf outing this year is named "Golfnado-nuff said"
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
Does this imply you leave it there?
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
Does this imply you leave it there?
Yeah. I don't get it. I do this all the time. I also pick it up. No shame. Dogs poop. Get over it.
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
Does this imply you leave it there?
Yeah. I don't get it. I do this all the time. I also pick it up. No shame. Dogs poop. Get over it.
i bet that dog owners who find dog poop in their yard probably don't care, but for people who don't have dogs it's probably somewhat offputting. clean up after your dog, idiot.
i mean, your basically littering something disgusting in/onto something that doesn't belong to you. basically how would you like to walk out to your car in the morning and find a loaded poop filled diaper in the front seat?
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
Does this imply you leave it there?
Yes :embarrassed:
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ben ji:
This is the shame yourself thread, so I'm gonna go easy on you. People who leave their poop on my yard make me so angry I want to burn down an entire village. I have small kids who play in the yard. Part of being a #1cat is being a good neighbor, a better neighbor than that.
Please repent and stop. We love ya, its ok, but its time to change.
-CF3.
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the whole asava "hey, dogs poop" thing is just bewildering to me.
like, if i walked up in asava's face and spit in it and he was all like "daris what in the world?!" could i just say "hey, people spit" and he'd have to be good w/ it? because if so
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Good post RD. When I see people clean up after their dog in my lawn I'm always very appreciative and say thanks.
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ben ji:
This is the shame yourself thread, so I'm gonna go easy on you. People who leave their poop on my yard make me so angry I want to burn down an entire village. I have small kids who play in the yard. Part of being a #1cat is being a good neighbor, a better neighbor than that.
Please repent and stop. We love ya, its ok, but its time to change.
-CF3.
I guess that episode of The League where Kevin's daughter has a poop obsession is based off of a real thing. T's & P's, CF3.
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the whole asava "hey, dogs poop" thing is just bewildering to me.
like, if i walked up in asava's face and spit in it and he was all like "daris what in the world?!" could i just say "hey, people spit" and he'd have to be good w/ it? because if so
if my face was a lawn and you spit on it that would be my response. but if my face is the beautiful one attached to my head then no, i would not be good with it. i also don't see how "dogs gonna poop" is really that difficult to understand. just clean it up and move on with your life.
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Not picking up after your dog is pretty awful.
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When did this turn into the do horrible things and feel no remorse thread?
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Not picking up after your dog is pretty awful.
Its hard to imagine
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the whole asava "hey, dogs poop" thing is just bewildering to me.
like, if i walked up in asava's face and spit in it and he was all like "daris what in the world?!" could i just say "hey, people spit" and he'd have to be good w/ it? because if so
if my face was a lawn and you spit on it that would be my response. but if my face is the beautiful one attached to my head then no, i would not be good with it. i also don't see how "dogs gonna poop" is really that difficult to understand. just clean it up and move on with your life.
so you honestly think it's ok to let your dog poop on someone else's stuff and not clean it up? like, do you draw the line anywhere here and if so where? like what if he/she pooped on their front porch? living room? back seat of their car? you'd just be like "hey my man, dogs poop. peace."
because i'm sorry, but that really does make you sound gross and not normal.
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
Does this imply you leave it there?
Yeah. I don't get it. I do this all the time. I also pick it up. No shame. Dogs poop. Get over it.
Are you saying that you let your dog poop in other yards but then pick it up.
Or are you saying that you leave your dog's poop in other yards, but that you pick up other dog's poop from your own yard so you are ok with leaving your dog's poop in other yards?
I think I read this the first way and other people are reading it another way.
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I think asava picks it up. Benji clearly doesn't.
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The folks got me DQ ice cream cake and I've eaten half of it by myself in the last 24 hours.
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My first post was made with the assumption that benji was ashamed at the mere act of his dog using someone else's yard as a toilet. It didn't occur to me that he didn't pick it up afterwards. That is just downright awful. To clarify: I pick up my own dog's poop after. :'bye cruel world: <----- but with dog crap.
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Our dog craps in the neighbors yard all the time. We don't even watch for it, just let it happen. Our neighbors two dogs crap in our yard all the time. It might seem unfair that I have to clean up after their two dogs when they only have to clean up after our one dog, but our dog outweighs both of their dogs by 20 lbs, so clearly I win.
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i make my dog poop in my backyard before we go for a walk or something so that i don't have to clean up poop in the park. poop bags are disgusting, so it's pretty great that she poops/pees on command for the most part.
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
He would feed you pig face.
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
He would feed you pig face.
this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
He would feed you pig face.
this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters
I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese. I would eat pig face. I will not eat head cheese.
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Had a friend who used to put all the dried dog poop in a huge tupperware container. Well one time he left it outside in the rain. I was like wtf.
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Had a friend who used to put all the dried dog poop in a huge tupperware container. Well one time he left it outside in the rain. I was like wtf.
wut
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Why?
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
He would feed you pig face.
this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters
I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese. I would eat pig face. I will not eat head cheese.
would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
He would feed you pig face.
this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters
I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese. I would eat pig face. I will not eat head cheese.
would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.
Interestingly or not, I have been thinking about trying a cheek taco. Bonito Michoaocan sells beef cheek tacos and although I'm sure the flavor is different from pig cheek, I have been slowly working up the courage to try it. Not there yet.
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Put on your favorite taco eating tank and get the eff in there and eat that goddamned cow face. :Order:
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Put on your favorite taco eating tank and get the eff in there and eat that goddamned cow face. :Order:
Might/Probably will have to order this.
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Speaking of tacos who remembers the Pink Taco from Manhattan. Man that place was great, with all the protesters and everything. Found this article.
http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html (http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html)
helpmestartauniversity.com says:
April 22, 2008 at 3:58 AM
Hi there,
I created the Pink Taco restaurant & bar concept and opened the original in May 1998 — a year before the Mortons opened their first.
The controversy and community response to their version is tame compared to what I faced in ultra-conservative Manhattan, Kansas. We had aggressive picketers, petitioners, hate letters, anonymous threats, an onslaught of negative letters-to-the-editor, and police
discrimination.
There were many stories in the local papers. The ABC affiliate out of Topeka came to Manhattan and did an on-site story that ran state-wide on the evening news, and the CBS affiliate invited us to join them in-studio for their half-hour morning show (which we declined since things were spiraling out of control).
I would do Internet searches at the time that would call up page after page of hits about me and my store. My Pink Taco dominated the regional news and spread nationwide through online postings and reprinted stories in towns across the country.
Anyway, I have written an article recounting the history of the original Pink Taco and the intense controversy it caused (complete with pictures and links to about a dozen of the news stories). You can read it on my blog if you’re interested:
If that link isn’t hot, just click on my name and take that route instead.
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Speaking of tacos who remembers the Pink Taco from Manhattan. Man that place was great, with all the protesters and everything. Found this article.
http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html (http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html)
helpmestartauniversity.com says:
April 22, 2008 at 3:58 AM
Hi there,
I created the Pink Taco restaurant & bar concept and opened the original in May 1998 — a year before the Mortons opened their first.
The controversy and community response to their version is tame compared to what I faced in ultra-conservative Manhattan, Kansas. We had aggressive picketers, petitioners, hate letters, anonymous threats, an onslaught of negative letters-to-the-editor, and police
discrimination.
There were many stories in the local papers. The ABC affiliate out of Topeka came to Manhattan and did an on-site story that ran state-wide on the evening news, and the CBS affiliate invited us to join them in-studio for their half-hour morning show (which we declined since things were spiraling out of control).
I would do Internet searches at the time that would call up page after page of hits about me and my store. My Pink Taco dominated the regional news and spread nationwide through online postings and reprinted stories in towns across the country.
Anyway, I have written an article recounting the history of the original Pink Taco and the intense controversy it caused (complete with pictures and links to about a dozen of the news stories). You can read it on my blog if you’re interested:
If that link isn’t hot, just click on my name and take that route instead.
the old board had a massive thread about the pink taco guy. He's pretty great.
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Is that the same guy that gE.com had a thread linking to a bbs for geniuses where he was talking about starting his own university? Also wasn't the combo fan board sort of named after that for a while?
Man rusty you beat me.
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Is that the same guy that gE.com had a thread linking to a bbs for geniuses where he was talking about starting his own university? Also wasn't the combo fan board sort of named after that for a while?
Man rusty you beat me.
yes, same guy.
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Neat.
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Also the brains behind the Booyah Pizza concept and some sort of grocery delivery service.
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Also the brains behind the Booyah Pizza concept and some sort of grocery delivery service.
I think I remember that guy from my gpc days. he was telling the board about his grocery delivery thing and it went typical gpc. half the board wanted to immediately sign up for it just because he was a cats fan and the other half pi'd him pretty hard.
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I think I remember that guy from my gpc days. he was telling the board about his grocery delivery thing and it went typical gpc. half the board wanted to immediately sign up for it just because he was a cats fan and the other half pi'd him pretty hard.
Lack of unity will be their downfall. :Woohoo:
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Is that the same guy that gE.com had a thread linking to a bbs for geniuses where he was talking about starting his own university? Also wasn't the combo fan board sort of named after that for a while?
Man rusty you beat me.
Holy balls bread, it's like you were secretly lurking on ksufans the whole time. Your historical knowledge of goE continues to amaze me
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Swimming!
the struggle!
http://instagram.com/p/cP5hgNiP6g/
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
He would feed you pig face.
this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters
I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese. I would eat pig face. I will not eat head cheese.
would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.
Interestingly or not, I have been thinking about trying a cheek taco. Bonito Michoaocan sells beef cheek tacos and although I'm sure the flavor is different from pig cheek, I have been slowly working up the courage to try it. Not there yet.
one time i ordered intestine taco's from a taco truck in east tulsa. surprisingly decent. i was seriously afraid for my life for the next few days after, though.
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:Yuck:
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Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
He would feed you pig face.
this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters
I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese. I would eat pig face. I will not eat head cheese.
would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.
Interestingly or not, I have been thinking about trying a cheek taco. Bonito Michoaocan sells beef cheek tacos and although I'm sure the flavor is different from pig cheek, I have been slowly working up the courage to try it. Not there yet.
one time i ordered intestine taco's from a taco truck in east tulsa. surprisingly decent. i was seriously afraid for my life for the next few days after, though.
:eek: Compared to that a cheek taco sounds pretty good right now. What did it taste like?
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kinda rubbery. they cook the crap out of it so it pretty much just tasted like the sauce that was on it. maybe i just had a bad one?
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maybe i just had a bad one?
no, that's what they taste like.
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kinda rubbery. they cook the crap out of it so it pretty much just tasted like the sauce that was on it. maybe i just had a bad one?
you probably just had calamari
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maybe i just had a bad one?
no, that's what they taste like.
yeah. I'm not afraid to try anything but tripe was near the bottom of the list of things I've tried. horrible texture (it's like soft thin gristle) and bland crappy flavor. yuck.
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kinda rubbery. they cook the crap out of it so it pretty much just tasted like the sauce that was on it. maybe i just had a bad one?
you probably just had calamari
would take.
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i'm pretty sure i've read every single piece from matt tait of the lawrence journal-world since 2010.
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i'm pretty sure i've read every single piece from matt tait of the lawrence journal-world since 2010.
Jesus Christ man.
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I can see that being pretty entertaining. The KU beat guys are great to follow on twitter because they are such unbelievable fans.
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I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's. :frown:
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I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's. :frown:
Why the day off?
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I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here. Shame away.
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I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's. :frown:
Why the day off?
didn't really have anything to do in the office. :dunno:
I work mostly from home anyway, but I'm usually not as worthless and disgusting as I was today.
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I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here. Shame away.
I have no idea what GTA V is. Does this belong in the shame yourself thread? :dunno:
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I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's. :frown:
Why the day off?
didn't really have anything to do in the office. :dunno:
I work mostly from home anyway, but I'm usually not as worthless and disgusting as I was today.
No, you are a good man, Rams. You deserved it.
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I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here. Shame away.
I have no idea what GTA V is. Does this belong in the shame yourself thread? :dunno:
Grand Theft Auto 5. In fairness it has very little if anything to do with tank top culture. You really have no busness knowing about it unless you're some dorkstore shut-in looking for something to do between beat off seshes.
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I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here. Shame away.
I have no idea what GTA V is. Does this belong in the shame yourself thread? :dunno:
Just figured it out, Grand Theft Auto 5. I think I saw a commercial for it while watching the rest of Good Luck Charlie after my kids went to bed. (This definitely belongs here.)
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I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here. Shame away.
I have no idea what GTA V is. Does this belong in the shame yourself thread? :dunno:
Just figured it out, Grand Theft Auto 5. I think I saw a commercial for it while watching the rest of Good Luck Charlie after my kids went to bed. (This definitely belongs here.)
:dubious:
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I can see that being pretty entertaining. The KU beat guys are great to follow on twitter because they are such unbelievable fans.
unbelievably huge fans and matt tait still can't believe that he gets to be in a press conference with THE charlie weis.
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I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here. Shame away.
I have no idea what GTA V is. Does this belong in the shame yourself thread? :dunno:
Grand Theft Auto 5. In fairness it has very little if anything to do with tank top culture. You really have no busness knowing about it unless you're some dorkstore shut-in looking for something to do between beat off seshes.
I bet I can find a GTA V tank top after I get back from volunteering at the Jog-A-Thon fundraiser for the Meadow Lane Elementary PTO fund raiser. Hey, I'm on fire in this thread today!
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Watching Good Luck Charlie does not belong in the shame yourself thread. Saying it belongs here actually belongs here. I wish Bob were EMAW. He probably is, but Stonestreet just steals the limelight.
Gonna win 'em all!
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In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times. I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.
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In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times. I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.
So you're posting this here because you didn't stop the fifth time?
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In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times. I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.
So you're posting this here because you didn't stop the fifth time?
I'm ashamed of my wasted opportunities.
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Hey wichita pak'rs, wanna meet up for a drink?
Yeah bud that sounds great. Pumphouse?
See ya there!
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Could have gone in the Facebook posts thread, but fits here better I think...
......when I go away on a trip, my body has a mind of it's own when it comes to digestion.
Last weekend we went on a trip and stayed at a hostel. I had the shits really bad but since the hostel was empty and all the rooms were open I decided to drop a 2 megaton crap in the room next door to ours to protect the children.
But the inevitable happened.......someone checked into the room I was shitting in while I was on the can. I heard someone come in and they were really happy with the room until the wife saw that the bathroom was occupied. They tried to force the door but I put my feet up against it. Then they shouted was there anyone in there? I stayed silent. Then the husband went to the front desk to complain and this is when I made my exit. But the wife saw me and all I could say was 'I am sorry, but I have a bad stomach and this room was empty, but at least you have a nice view'.
My eff. What shame.
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this is a terrible moment from my past.
one of my current best buds and i grew up in elementary school together, well one march day kstate happened to be playing some other loser team in the b12 tourney during school, so he snuck in a fancy radio with small earphones in to listen and give us score updates without our teacher knowing... eventually our teacher was like BTW cats are up xxx-xxx against xxx. and i said, unknowingly, "oh no, bob said that we're actually up by xxx!" and teacher was like "wut" and he got in trouble. :'bye cruel world:
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Took a cab home from pissclams place last night. I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat. When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway. I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house. I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside. I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
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Get a new house.
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Took a cab home from pissclams place last night. I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat. When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway. I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house. I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside. I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:
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Took a cab home from pissclams place last night. I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat. When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway. I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house. I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside. I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:
I knew I was in for a rough ride when the first thing 'clams made me do when I arrived was take a shot of Mezcal, which was very good by the way.
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Took a cab home from pissclams place last night. I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat. When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway. I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house. I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside. I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:
I knew I was in for a rough ride when the first thing 'clams made me do when I arrived was take a shot of Mezcal, which was very good by the way.
:lol:
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Took a cab home from pissclams place last night. I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat. When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway. I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house. I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside. I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
lopakman? more like superpakman
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Took a cab home from pissclams place last night. I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat. When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway. I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house. I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside. I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
I left the pak before any heavy drinking commenced. That should be the shame from this thread. Instead, after we went to Westport I was too drunk to drive. So k_m and k_m_g/f slept in the back seat of my car. :/
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Took a cab home from pissclams place last night. I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat. When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway. I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house. I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside. I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
lopakman? more like superpakman
:lol:
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
So did most of the offensive coaches evidently.
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
I really don't give a eff.
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
I really don't give a eff.
Same ass the offensive coaches amirite?
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Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.
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Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
I really don't give a eff.
you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
I really don't give a eff.
you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.
Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
I really don't give a eff.
you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.
Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.
i was just agreeing with his decision to shame himself. is that a different thread too though and this is just a thread where you are supposed to tell people that they shouldn't be shaming themselves or something?
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
I really don't give a eff.
you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.
Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.
i was just agreeing with his decision to shame himself. is that a different thread too though and this is just a thread where you are supposed to tell people that they shouldn't be shaming themselves or something?
take it to the thread about things that aren't worthy of a thread
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Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half :frown:
absolutely pathetic
I really don't give a eff.
you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.
Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.
i was just agreeing with his decision to shame himself. is that a different thread too though and this is just a thread where you are supposed to tell people that they shouldn't be shaming themselves or something?
Good question. You're the mod-dork though, i'm just a troll, shouldn't you know the answer?
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so to summarize...
e3-wow i'm stupid because i did this and i feel pretty stupid now.
daris-yeah that was pretty stupid. good call on feeling stupid about it.
e3-screw you.
8man-yeah screw you daris.
daris-umm, i was agreeing with him.
8man-rabble, rabble, rabble.
daris then summarizes the discussion so far.
and scene.
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so to summarize...
e3-wow i'm stupid because i did this and i feel pretty stupid now.
daris-yeah that was pretty stupid. good call on feeling stupid about it.
e3-screw you.
8man-yeah screw you daris.
daris-umm, i was agreeing with him.
8man-rabble, rabble, rabble.
daris then summarizes the discussion so far.
and scene.
you came to the right thread.. thank you for shaming yourself
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so to summarize...
e3-wow i'm stupid because i did this and i feel pretty stupid now.
daris-yeah that was pretty stupid. good call on feeling stupid about it.
e3-screw you.
8man-yeah screw you daris.
daris-umm, i was agreeing with him.
8man-rabble, rabble, rabble.
daris then summarizes the discussion so far.
and scene.
:dubious:
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daris, you're supposed to do something shameful and then post about it here.
not use this thread to do shameful things (like your terrible posting)
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In the Ranni thread, I was convinced that a vis was Ranni's ex one she dropped her first bomb with all of the names. I would have bet a lot of money on it.
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Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.
I passed out in my friends hallway at 2:00am. He claimed he stepped over me at 3:30 to go to bed. The next morning his roommate woke up and found me in the hallway covered in grass stains. My friend said they weren't there when he went to bed. No clue what happened in those 4.5 hours.
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When I saw the drop things off a tall building thread I immediately started to hope that no one has posted Kramer's Play Now rubber ball. When I saw someone already used it I was disappointed.
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Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.
I passed out in my friends hallway at 2:00am. He claimed he stepped over me at 3:30 to go to bed. The next morning his roommate woke up and found me in the hallway covered in grass stains. My friend said they weren't there when he went to bed. No clue what happened in those 4.5 hours.
Maybe you got raped out of doors and then wandered back inside. The good news is sounds like you put up a fight.
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When I saw the drop things off a tall building thread I immediately started to hope that no one has posted Kramer's Play Now rubber ball. When I saw someone already used it I was disappointed.
Looks like you just got BEEEEANED by a giant BALL OF OIL.
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A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.
To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom... :facepalm:
That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.
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A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.
To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom... :facepalm:
That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.
Mods, please move to stud/boss moves thread.
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A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.
To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom... :facepalm:
That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.
Mods, please move to stud/boss moves thread.
Yeah, no shame in this whatsoever. High fiving the girl was the cherry on top.
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A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.
To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom... :facepalm:
That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.
I remember calling you that night to see if you were out in aggieville. Pretty sure there wasn't a complete sentence finished during the call. Def no shame here. :cheers:
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A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.
To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom... :facepalm:
That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.
I remember calling you that night to see if you were out in aggieville. Pretty sure there wasn't a complete sentence finished during the call. Def no shame here. :cheers:
I remember that too! Those f'n Canadians know how to party! :shakesfist:
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spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.
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spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.
gotta have back ups.
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spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.
gotta have back ups.
The most important advice my dad ever gave me (besides never turn down a free meal) was always keep a spare set of clothes in your car or at work.
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spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.
gotta have back ups.
The most important advice my dad ever gave me (besides never turn down a free meal) was always keep a spare set of clothes in your car or at work.
you're GoodForAnother's brother? :sdeek:
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spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.
I carry a tide stain stick in my backpack. It's worked wonders for me.
http://www.amazon.com/Tide-Instant-Stain-Remover-Liquid/dp/B0037KMI0K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1380305749&sr=8-1&keywords=tide+stick
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A rancher up here in MT gave us access to hunt his land. In conversation he told me he was having some issues with a well pump and I offered to help. He had it hooked up wrong and, in the process of troubleshooting, I completely fried his multimeter. And without the multimeter I was unable to fix the pump.
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For years, I thought the Tim McGraw lyric was "Right as rain on a Thursday cornfield'.
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I was leaving my place of work this week and saw a pretty rough looking (dirty clothes, scraggly hair, wobbly on his feet because he might be drunk/high) type. He falls over on the sidewalk and the grocery sack he's carrying spills all over, scattering his empty cans etc. At about the same time two high schoolers are walking by, they stopped and picked up his stuff and then held his arm to stabilize him and walked with him to make sure he was ok, I just walked past. I feel like crap about it, even a couple days later :(
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I was leaving my place of work this week and saw a pretty rough looking (dirty clothes, scraggly hair, wobbly on his feet because he might be drunk/high) type. He falls over on the sidewalk and the grocery sack he's carrying spills all over, scattering his empty cans etc. At about the same time two high schoolers are walking by, they stopped and picked up his stuff and then held his arm to stabilize him and walked with him to make sure he was ok, I just walked past. I feel like crap about it, even a couple days later :(
Probably for the best. One night around 1am I was walking my dog around city park and this drunk girl tripped and fell hard walking near me. I rushed to her to she to see if she was OK and to help her up and she started yelling "GET AWAY, PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME".
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I was leaving my place of work this week and saw a pretty rough looking (dirty clothes, scraggly hair, wobbly on his feet because he might be drunk/high) type. He falls over on the sidewalk and the grocery sack he's carrying spills all over, scattering his empty cans etc. At about the same time two high schoolers are walking by, they stopped and picked up his stuff and then held his arm to stabilize him and walked with him to make sure he was ok, I just walked past. I feel like crap about it, even a couple days later :(
Probably for the best. One night around 1am I was walking my dog around city park and this drunk girl tripped and fell hard walking near me. I rushed to her to she to see if she was OK and to help her up and she started yelling "GET AWAY, PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME".
:frown: She should post here and shame herself.
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Sometimes I wear a T shirt under my T shirt. :frown:
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I was leaving my place of work this week and saw a pretty rough looking (dirty clothes, scraggly hair, wobbly on his feet because he might be drunk/high) type. He falls over on the sidewalk and the grocery sack he's carrying spills all over, scattering his empty cans etc. At about the same time two high schoolers are walking by, they stopped and picked up his stuff and then held his arm to stabilize him and walked with him to make sure he was ok, I just walked past. I feel like crap about it, even a couple days later :(
Probably for the best. One night around 1am I was walking my dog around city park and this drunk girl tripped and fell hard walking near me. I rushed to her to she to see if she was OK and to help her up and she started yelling "GET AWAY, PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME".
:frown: She should post here and shame herself.
Seems like it worked for her... Didn't get raped
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I was leaving my place of work this week and saw a pretty rough looking (dirty clothes, scraggly hair, wobbly on his feet because he might be drunk/high) type. He falls over on the sidewalk and the grocery sack he's carrying spills all over, scattering his empty cans etc. At about the same time two high schoolers are walking by, they stopped and picked up his stuff and then held his arm to stabilize him and walked with him to make sure he was ok, I just walked past. I feel like crap about it, even a couple days later :(
Probably for the best. One night around 1am I was walking my dog around city park and this drunk girl tripped and fell hard walking near me. I rushed to her to she to see if she was OK and to help her up and she started yelling "GET AWAY, PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME".
:frown: She should post here and shame herself.
Seems like it worked for her... Didn't get raped
Yet.
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ate 6 huge donuts.
its all i've eaten today.
i feel horrible.
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Where do you get huge donuts?
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binged a little bit with 8man and Stevesie last night. I left the bars early so I could hit the sack and wake up early to write a paper this morning. Ended up staying up till 3 am drinking wine and playing jazz with one of my roommates. I woke up around 9:30 this morning mildly hungover and wrote the worst five page paper of my entire life.
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binged a little bit with 8man and Stevesie last night. I left the bars early so I could hit the sack and wake up early to write a paper this morning. Ended up staying up till 3 am drinking wine and playing jazz with one of my roommates. I woke up around 9:30 this morning mildly hungover and wrote the worst five page paper of my entire life.
This sounds like a typical college story except you need to swap out the wine and clarinet for a 12 pack of Natty and a bass guitar.
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binged a little bit with 8man and Stevesie last night. I left the bars early so I could hit the sack and wake up early to write a paper this morning. Ended up staying up till 3 am drinking wine and playing jazz with one of my roommates. I woke up around 9:30 this morning mildly hungover and wrote the worst five page paper of my entire life.
This sounds like a typical college story except you need to swap out the wine and clarinet for a 12 pack of Natty and a bass guitar.
Our guy Daniel would want you to stick with the jazz, metalhead.
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
I have started picking up my dog's poop due to the shaming I received on gE.
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binged a little bit with 8man and Stevesie last night. I left the bars early so I could hit the sack and wake up early to write a paper this morning. Ended up staying up till 3 am drinking wine and playing jazz with one of my roommates. I woke up around 9:30 this morning mildly hungover and wrote the worst five page paper of my entire life.
This sounds like a typical college story except you need to swap out the wine and clarinet for a 12 pack of Natty and a bass guitar.
Our guy Daniel would want you to stick with the jazz, metalhead.
thanks for the support, erii.
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I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
I have started picking up my dog's poop due to the shaming I received on gE.
I will stop pooping in your yard now
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I just found the "Go Up" and "Go Down" hyperlinks on the thread pages after scrolling to the bottom of the page every time...
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I just found the "Go Up" and "Go Down" hyperlinks on the thread pages after scrolling to the bottom of the page every time...
i used the home and end keyboard keys for mouse pointer efficiency reasons
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binged a little bit with 8man and Stevesie last night. I left the bars early so I could hit the sack and wake up early to write a paper this morning. Ended up staying up till 3 am drinking wine and playing jazz with one of my roommates. I woke up around 9:30 this morning mildly hungover and wrote the worst five page paper of my entire life.
This sounds like a typical college story except you need to swap out the wine and clarinet for a 12 pack of Natty and a bass guitar.
MH has more class than that.
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During our fantasy basketball draft last night I drafted Ben Mclemore. :blindfold:
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During our fantasy basketball draft last night I drafted Ben Mclemore. :blindfold:
Squawk
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During our fantasy basketball draft last night I drafted Ben Mclemore. :blindfold:
Squawk
This was probably the best pick you made all night. Your roster deserves its own shame post.
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I just ate $8.62 worth of Taco Bell for lunch. :sdeek:
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I just ate $8.62 worth of Taco Bell for lunch. :sdeek:
What all did you get? I have to know this.
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I just ate $8.62 worth of Taco Bell for lunch. :sdeek:
What all did you get? I have to know this.
2 Crunchwrap Supreme's
Tostada
Spice potato soft taco
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I am going to have Taco Bell for dinner now.
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I just ate $8.62 worth of Taco Bell for lunch. :sdeek:
What all did you get? I have to know this.
2 Crunchwrap Supreme's
Tostada
Spice potato soft taco
:thumbs:
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I am going to have Taco Bell for dinner now.
Can you beat $8.62?
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I am going to have Taco Bell for dinner now.
Can you beat $8.62?
he's 8feet tall of course he'll be able to
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I am going to have Taco Bell for dinner now.
Can you beat $8.62?
he's 8feet tall of course he'll be able to
Plus, he is calling his Taco Bell shot 24 hours in advance. He will mush the eff out of $8.62.
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while delivering a barrage of no holds barred double high fives I elbowed a woman in her skull pretty hard.
I also think I broke my pinky finger trying to catch a football thrown by a 12 year old (terrible throw into the dirt)
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I am going to have Taco Bell for dinner now.
Can you beat $8.62?
he's 8feet tall of course he'll be able to
Plus, he is calling his Taco Bell shot 24 hours in advance. He will mush the eff out of $8.62.
I don't think he beat it. Otherwise he would have posted about it by now. :frown:
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so many things could go here. :cry:
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i ordered and paid for three pizza shuttle supremes on friday night and two more on saturday night. passed out before receiving them both nights.
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i ordered and paid for three pizza shuttle supremes on friday night and two more on saturday night. passed out before receiving them both nights.
Oh man, if I had a dollar for every time I did that.
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drunken pizza related question.
what's worse? putting a frozen pizza in the oven, passing out and almost burning the house down or paying for delivery and passing out before it gets there?
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I am going to have Taco Bell for dinner now.
Can you beat $8.62?
he's 8feet tall of course he'll be able to
Plus, he is calling his Taco Bell shot 24 hours in advance. He will mush the eff out of $8.62.
I don't think he beat it. Otherwise he would have posted about it by now. :frown:
Things happened and I didn't even get to attempt it.
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I just ate $8.62 worth of Taco Bell for lunch. :sdeek:
There's no shame here. That's just how much it costs.
I usually go between 8-10 bucks.
Grilled stuffed burrito
chicken quesadilla
two soft tacos
All that usually runs close to 10 bones.
no shame bro..
chipotole with chips/guac and a drink is that much.
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when I drop an icecube onto the floor, instead of picking it up, I kick it under the fridge.
(efficiency thread crosspost)
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when I drop an icecube onto the floor, instead of picking it up, I kick it under the fridge.
(efficiency thread crosspost)
I call my dog into the kitchen and she usually eats/licks it all up.
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when I drop an icecube onto the floor, instead of picking it up, I kick it under the fridge.
(efficiency thread crosspost)
I call my dog into the kitchen and she usually eats/licks it all up.
mine doesn't like ice :frown:, i do the puni.
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That's how you get ants.
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That's how you get ants.
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:lol:
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when I drop an icecube onto the floor, instead of picking it up, I kick it under the fridge.
(efficiency thread crosspost)
I call my dog into the kitchen and she usually eats/licks it all up.
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I may have started a thread that had already been started, even tho I couldn't find a thread like it using the search function. :frown:
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Not paying attention to weather the flight was AM or PM when you booked it.
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Not paying attention to weather the flight was AM or PM when you booked it.
:D
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Just figured out the function of the "Replies" tab. :bang:
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I missed the first half of the Tech game because I was asleep.
Binged hard on Friday night and forgot to charge phone before bed. I probably would of slept through the whole game but some of my bro's were wondering where I was and drove over during halftime.
1cat
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1.) Lost my wallet day after thanksgiving by leaving it on the truck tailgate.
2.) Managed to get a new phone and crack the screen within 72 hours making it unusable. Insurance covers it, but this specific phone is on back order so will take 1-3 business days.
I'm leaving for Puerto Rico friday morning. So nothing is really possible to get replaced in this short amount of time.
thank god for passport and credit cards i do not carry with me.
:facepalm:
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I really enjoy watching "Ancient Aliens"
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I really enjoy watching "Ancient Aliens"
:peek:
No shame here.
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Procrastinating on my final paper.
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i have watched two seasons of friday night lights in two days (only the 13 epi seasons, tho)
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the worst thing in the world is when you accidentally click the "mark all posts as read" button :facepalm:
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i have watched two seasons of friday night lights in two days (only the 13 epi seasons, tho)
that's a boss stud move right there. tell me bud, how much do you LOVE IT???
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last night roundabout 10 pm. i ordered a 3 topping large pan crust pizza from the hut.
i ate it all. in one sitting. :frown: couldn't sleep. :frown: was awful. :frown:
:frown:
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I am arguing about baseball on a message board with fake sugar dick after midnight on a Sunday.
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I am arguing about baseball on a message board with fake sugar dick after midnight on a Sunday.
:lol:
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cried a little bit watching Deep Impact last night
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cried a little bit watching Deep Impact last night
you are a baby.
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cried a little bit watching Deep Impact last night
you are a baby.
when that wave hits tho :frown:
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I am arguing about baseball on a message board with fake sugar dick after midnight on a Sunday.
Really puts things into perspective
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I'm the oldest person at this party.
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I'm the oldest person at this party.
oh, bubbles. I feel that way every time I make a blog entry
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I woke up this morning and the firs thing I drake was a pull of Alize' Rose straight out of the bottle.
:excited:
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I woke up this morning and the firs thing I drake was a pull of Alize' Rose straight out of the bottle.
:excited:
Drake? :dunno:
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Drank
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i had lemon meringue pie for breakfast :facepalm:
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i had lemon meringue pie for breakfast :facepalm:
Spicy chex mix for me
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cried a little bit watching Deep Impact last night
you are a baby.
when that wave hits tho :frown:
I've almost cried to that movie too. :cry:
Are the special effects pretty bad now considering it was what, 1999 when it came out??
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I'm the oldest person at this party.
oh, bubbles. I feel that way every time I make a blog entry
You're not that old T
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Just weighed myself. Gained 8 pounds since T-Giving. :frown:
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Spicy chex mix for me
i want to throw up right now from too much bold chex mix binge :frown:
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It has come to my attention that I must be shamed for never having seen the motion picture Dazed and Confused.
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It has come to my attention that I must be shamed for never having seen the motion picture Dazed and Confused.
3 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers, and self-flagellation during the opening credits.
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Went to Twin Peaks for lunch today.
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so, last night i fell asleep on the recliner in work-appropriate clothes. i woke up this morning and did not change before going to work. i showered yesterday at 10 am, fwiw.
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so, last night i fell asleep on the recliner in work-appropriate clothes. i woke up this morning and did not change before going to work. i showered yesterday at 10 am, fwiw.
You passed out drunk in your church clothes?
What was the occasion?
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so, last night i fell asleep on the recliner in work-appropriate clothes. i woke up this morning and did not change before going to work. i showered yesterday at 10 am, fwiw.
You passed out drunk in your church clothes?
What was the occasion?
yeah nope. dinner clothes. sober.
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When companies make their phone numbers into word, like 1-877-5CAPFED, I never try and figure out what the number are. Just straight to the bottom for the real number (1-877-522-7333).
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True story, the last four digits of my home phone number is my first name.
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Last night was rough ridin' rough on eastcat :buh-bye:
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:confused:
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For a moment, I thought Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy were the same person. :facepalm:
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Whole Red Baron Pizza :facepalm:
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Whole Red Baron Pizza :facepalm:
I hesitate to respond, as I don't want anyone to think I am sucking up to a gE elite/frat bro, but friend, this belongs in "stud doing some stud thing thread"
Gonna win 'em all!
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Whole Red Baron Pizza :facepalm:
I hesitate to respond, as I don't want anyone to think I am sucking up to a gE elite/frat bro, but friend, this belongs in "stud doing some stud thing thread"
Gonna win 'em all!
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might have been a stud thing but you didn't need to quote it twice, dobber, you dumbass.
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A few times I :jerk:'ed while :driving:.
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A few times I :jerk:'ed while :driving:.
Ultimate multi-tasking.
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I couldn't figure out if I had replied using tapatalk so I hit reply. I ended up posting the exact same post TWICE! :facepalm:
Gonna win 'em all!
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I couldn't figure out if I had replied using tapatalk so I hit reply. I ended up posting the exact same post TWICE! :facepalm:
Gonna win 'em all!
I've done that like five times. When it seems glitchy though, I usually go back and check to see if I posted it twice and delete one of them. :)
Gonna win 'em all!
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might have been a stud thing but you didn't need to quote it twice, dobber, you dumbass.
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For a moment, I thought Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy were the same person. :facepalm:
got them confused momentarily this weekend as well.
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I went to a decent BBQ place the other day and opted for their black bean veggie burger.
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I praised the Texas hire to several people because I thought Charlie Strong was the coach at Stanford. :I'm a loser:
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Whole Red Baron Pizza :facepalm:
What? I've never NOT eaten a whole Red Baron Pizza when I've made it.
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Whole Red Baron Pizza :facepalm:
What? I've never NOT eaten a whole Red Baron Pizza when I've made it.
Do not feel bad, you are not the only one.
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I went to a decent BBQ place the other day and opted for their black bean veggie burger.
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No decent BBQ place would even have that on their menu. Shame on them.
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Whole Red Baron Pizza :facepalm:
What? I've never NOT eaten a whole Red Baron Pizza when I've made it.
i accidentally ate one last night during tcu game (thin crust tho, so it was healthy)
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I went to a decent BBQ place the other day and opted for their black bean veggie burger.
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No decent BBQ place would even have that on their menu. Shame on them.
yeah a burger at a bbq place wtf d-lew.
didn't they have any black bean vegetarian ribs or brisket?
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boneless mcveggieribs
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Whole Red Baron Pizza :facepalm:
What? I've never NOT eaten a whole Red Baron Pizza when I've made it.
i accidentally ate one last night during tcu game (thin crust tho, so it was healthy)
:)
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I drank a fifth of rum today, on beer 6, sober as a bird. :frown:
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Also the beer is Miller lite. :frown:
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Proud of you TBT
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:D
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last night I ate leftover so long's rasberry bean dip from 2013 that I found in the back of my fridge and reheated it.
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last night I ate leftover so long's rasberry bean dip from 2013 that I found in the back of my fridge and reheated it.
jfc, man
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last night I ate leftover so long's rasberry bean dip from 2013 that I found in the back of my fridge and reheated it.
this can't be real
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depending on when in 2013 you got it, this could be anywhere from :Yuck: to :sdeek: :barf: :sdeek:
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last night I ate leftover so long's rasberry bean dip from 2013 that I found in the back of my fridge and reheated it.
this can't be real
NO NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES (?)
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RIP RickRampus
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It was from the last week of December, I was pretty apprehensive, but pak'd, so I just smelled it a lot and it didn't raise any red flags. Nuked the crap out of it, stirred it up, nuked again and then ate it while watching House of Cards. So far, no negative consequences.
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Rick must have good genes
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Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.
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Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.
plenty of fish dot commm
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I was just about to post : sdeek : as a comment reply. Then I noticed I wasn't on gE and it wouldn't work. I was all :frown:
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Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.
Sounds like your friend rates your looks as "fat girl you wouldn't hug." That's a hard truth, but one you needed to know. Today is the first day of your life as an ugly person that knows they're ugly. What you do with that knowledge is up to you.
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Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.
Sounds like your friend rates your looks as "fat girl you wouldn't hug." That's a hard truth, but one you needed to know. Today is the first day of your life as an ugly person that knows they're ugly. What you do with that knowledge is up to you.
Keep sawing wood and maybe before long, we'll see you post in the brag about some stud thing thread about how you turned a handshake into a kiss ;)
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8mp and I got pretty drunk after the KU game last weekend, and I spent about an hour trying to convince him that Funky Town was one of the best 100 songs of all time. Probably top ten for dumbest crap I've ever said. I was sad the next day when I sobered up and realized what a dumbass I can be sometimes.
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Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.
Sounds like your friend rates your looks as "fat girl you wouldn't hug." That's a hard truth, but one you needed to know. Today is the first day of your life as an ugly person that knows they're ugly. What you do with that knowledge is up to you.
i think a lot of it has to do with "gets stoned when he has important stuff to do later and then decides (while stoned) that he wants to get 'crunk' and listen to music with loads and loads of words in it." take that info and do with it what you will as well
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He's ugly though.
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He's ugly though.
The friend was a girl, & every one knows chicks don't know how ugly their friends are, but know how hot their friends are....Very odd.
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Girls absolutely know their ugly friends.
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I just finally learned how to tie a tie this weekend. For years I would get frustrated by watching my dad try to teach me and from several youtube videos. I didn't have the patience for it, so I kept all my ties tied when I was done with the day and hung them that way. It took Ms Wackysquawk's bro to finally teach me an easier way after being pak'd from the KU-K-State game last Saturday. It's still a little blury, but I think I got this now. :Wha:
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I'm going to the KU OSU game Saturday
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I'm going to the KU OSU game Saturday
:sdeek:
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Cooked a box of mac and cheese at midnight last night because I was slightly hungry...ended up eating the whole box.
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Blind guy on the train is trying to use an iphone and failing miserably - just swiping and pushing the screen and nothing is happening and I think it is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.
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Blind guy on the train is trying to use an iphone and failing miserably - just swiping and pushing the screen and nothing is happening and I think it is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.
fully blind? Wtf would that guy have a touchscreen phone?
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Blind guy on the train is trying to use an iphone and failing miserably - just swiping and pushing the screen and nothing is happening and I think it is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.
fully blind? Wtf would that guy have a touchscreen phone?
I doubt he was fully blind, but he had on shades and had a guide dog. He didn't seem to be trying to see what he was doing even though he seemed to be trying to accomplish something.
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For the last idk, month or so, I thought Batt BcKee P.O.S. Esq was Applejacke/TBJ and not CFoD
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For the last idk, month or so, I thought Batt BcKee P.O.S. Esq was Applejacke/TBJ and not CFoD
I knew it wasn't TBJ, but I really had no idea who it was. The tv thread bump was what revealed it.
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For the last idk, month or so, I thought Batt BcKee P.O.S. Esq was Applejacke/TBJ and not CFoD
I knew it wasn't TBJ, but I really had no idea who it was. The tv thread bump was what revealed it.
It's a pretty great name change, though
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Edited: I don't want this out there.
. :frown:
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. :frown:
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:frown:
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I posted personal info on this thread and now regret it. I need to be more anonymous. :frown:
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edit your post, sunny.
keep being a stud, CF3.
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this would be a good thread imo
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edit your post, sunny.
keep being a stud, CF3.
the buds thread was worth $95
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edit your post, sunny.
keep being a stud, CF3.
the buds thread was worth $95
at least.
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edit your post, sunny.
keep being a stud, CF3.
the buds thread was worth $95
:thumbs:
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I've eaten leftover lasagna for like the last 6 meals that I've eaten at home.
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I posted personal info on this thread and now regret it. I need to be more anonymous. :frown:
send it to me and I'll post it like it was my own.
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I pooped at a clients office today. Wouldn't be shameful except I clogged the toilet. Fugggggg.
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I pooped at a clients office today. Wouldn't be shameful except I clogged the toilet. Fugggggg.
:sdeek:
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I pooped at a clients office today. Wouldn't be shameful except I clogged the toilet. Fugggggg.
:sdeek:
Blame it on their intern. BOOM! Case closed.
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Was Skiing in Colorado all weekend and something about the Altitude gave me the most horrendous and consistent gas I have ever had.
I'm talking 1-2 room clearing farts every hour from 10pm on Thursday until we left on Monday morning. I took plenty of shits, ate completely different things throughout the trip, nothing worked... It was bad.
Felt terrible for my GF as she dutch oven'd herself multiple times a night...like she would roll over at 2am, sheets would open up and then I would wake up from her gagging/yelling about how awful it was. :frown:.
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I pooped at a clients office today. Wouldn't be shameful except I clogged the toilet. Fugggggg.
knowing what i know now, i mean, shouldn't you be trained in the art of not clogging a toilet?
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I pooped at a clients office today. Wouldn't be shameful except I clogged the toilet. Fugggggg.
knowing what i know now, i mean, shouldn't you be trained in the art of not clogging a toilet?
Great cross-thread post, here. :thumbs:
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I pooped at a clients office today. Wouldn't be shameful except I clogged the toilet. Fugggggg.
knowing what i know now, i mean, shouldn't you be trained in the art of not clogging a toilet?
Weak flusher man. Lamest thing was I was in a HVAC and Plumbing contractor's office. You'd think they would have a power flusher.
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I lost my phone either PAKing upstairs at The Bottleneck last night, or in my buddy's truck on the way home. Really hoping for the truck, because it wasn't at The Bottleneck today. :frown:
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They were giving away free sandwich samples at QT in Wichita today
I took 6 and bought a hot dog
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Ha
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They were giving away free sandwich samples at QT in Wichita today
I took 6 and bought a hot dog
Those days kick ass.
Please don't tell me you drove to multiple QTs though.
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Was Skiing in Colorado all weekend and something about the Altitude gave me the most horrendous and consistent gas I have ever had.
I'm talking 1-2 room clearing farts every hour from 10pm on Thursday until we left on Monday morning. I took plenty of shits, ate completely different things throughout the trip, nothing worked... It was bad.
Felt terrible for my GF as she dutch oven'd herself multiple times a night...like she would roll over at 2am, sheets would open up and then I would wake up from her gagging/yelling about how awful it was. :frown:.
This saddens me terribly... :ROFL:
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Watched the Cats game and ate dinner at Wabash on Saturday. :frown:
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Watched the Cats game and ate dinner at Wabash on Saturday. :frown:
there was a seat next to me open all game at THE bar
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Watched the Cats game and ate dinner at Wabash on Saturday. :frown:
they have decent burgers, i like their buns :dunno:
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there was a seat next to me open all game at THE bar
Station was my first choice for the game, but I was with a fairly big group and by the time we made it out there were no tables left.
they have decent burgers, i like their buns :dunno:
The burger surpassed expectations, I will give it that. After a few beers everything tastes delicious :D
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Got a new Mac Mini like 3 weeks ago, it's hooked up to my massive TV. Just found the zoom out command on the keyboard :sdeek:
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I just sneezed skoal fine cut all over my hands and a skoal grenade went off in my mouth. I'm not even sure what to do now. I can't swallow... I can't really spit... I think I'll just drool until it fixes itself.
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gross
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for lunch I had two pieces of "fruit pizza" :confused:
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for lunch I had two pieces of "fruit pizza" :confused:
proud of you for not having a 3rd slice SD. That stuff is great.
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Started a Spotify playlist called "Sugar Ray" this morning.
It has no fewer than 4 songs in it.
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by this time friday, I will have eaten donuts for breakfast every single day this week.
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by this time friday, I will have eaten donuts for breakfast every single day this week.
Pretty sure this belongs here: http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.0)
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by this time friday, I will have eaten donuts for breakfast every single day this week.
You're going to look like crap in Cozumel bro.
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by this time friday, I will have eaten donuts for breakfast every single day this week.
You're going to look like crap in Cozumel bro.
this is how i feel at night
by this time friday, I will have eaten donuts for breakfast every single day this week.
Pretty sure this belongs here: http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.0)
this is how i feel when presented with donuts and while eating donuts.
oh well. thats life.
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by this time friday, I will have eaten donuts for breakfast every single day this week.
Pretty sure this belongs here: http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.0)
this is how i feel when presented with donuts and while eating donuts.
oh well. thats life.
going to start a donut place called c'est la vie. thanks for the idea, puni.
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doug benson sent me a dm to ask that i stop @'n him. i feel @tobias should take a little responsibility in this.
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:lol:
why didn't I get one? :frown:
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it was very nicely worded. doug benson is just a fantastic dude.
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doug benson sent me a dm to ask that i stop @'n him. i feel @tobias should take a little responsibility in this.
I @'d him once asking how high he was right now, he dm'd me back and said "very". :D
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looks like I need to do better
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it was very nicely worded. doug benson is just a fantastic dude.
This I've gotta see
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not sure why there are so many tweets from you in my timeline. please stop, thanks
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I just taste tested hotdogs at ksu olathe for 20 bucks.
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I just taste tested hotdogs at ksu olathe for 20 bucks.
:lol:
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doug benson sent me a dm to ask that i stop @'n him. i feel @tobias should take a little responsibility in this.
I started that whole thing. :don'tcare:
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I just taste tested hotdogs at ksu olathe for 20 bucks.
I'm fascinated by this and would love to get involved in the taste testing scene here in mhk.
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It was interesting.
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I just read about someone taste testing hotdogs for $20
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I just taste tested hotdogs at ksu olathe for 20 bucks.
I'm fascinated by this and would love to get involved in the taste testing scene here in mhk.
mhk would be a great site for taste testing. Count me in.
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popped the button on my pants :frown:
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popped the button on my pants :frown:
We're here for you, Tobias...
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=28324.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=28324.0)
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FORGOT BELT :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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I need a ruling, I ate at McDonald's for lunch yesterday (not on that), and I purposefully ordered a tea because it was $1 and I got coke, instead of ordering a coke and paying a little bit more. I think I just answered my own question :facepalm:
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I just taste tested hotdogs at ksu olathe for 20 bucks.
My dad goes to the taste testings all the time. <---- this also belongs in the shame thread
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FORGOT BELT :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
but lucky for you, you have a cheap double sided one that is rolled up and stashed in the glove compartment of your car/truck! :Woot:
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I need a ruling, I ate at McDonald's for lunch yesterday (not on that), and I purposefully ordered a tea because it was $1 and I got coke, instead of ordering a coke and paying a little bit more. I think I just answered my own question :facepalm:
Any large drink is $1 at mcdonalds
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I need a ruling, I ate at McDonald's for lunch yesterday (not on that), and I purposefully ordered a tea because it was $1 and I got coke, instead of ordering a coke and paying a little bit more. I think I just answered my own question :facepalm:
Any large drink is $1 at mcdonalds
The menu said it was more :dunno:
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FORGOT BELT :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
but lucky for you, you have a cheap double sided one that is rolled up and stashed in the glove compartment of your car/truck! :Woot:
shame level 2: i have no backup belt stored in my auto :frown:
I had to fix it by untucking my polo shirt so i didnt feel like a hideous nudist.
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I need a ruling, I ate at McDonald's for lunch yesterday (not on that), and I purposefully ordered a tea because it was $1 and I got coke, instead of ordering a coke and paying a little bit more. I think I just answered my own question :facepalm:
Any large drink is $1 at mcdonalds
The menu said it was more :dunno:
I really don't know the drink situation of McDonald's but that's a pretty bad one.
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
this is a quality addition to the thread, on several levels
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
this is a quality addition to the thread, on several levels
Not nearly as shameful as his K-State troll doll collection.
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
#teamDDP
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
this is a quality addition to the thread, on several levels
Not nearly as shameful as his K-State troll doll collection.
Meh. I have two. I was like 5 when I got them. Cats, man! :emawkid:
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
#teamDDP
:thumbs:
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I have about 7 pairs of jeans I would wear out or to work or whatever, like "nice" jeans. All but 2 have this messed up thing where the zippers just fall down. Barn door open all the time.
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
Even large drinks?! :surprised:
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
Even large drinks?! :surprised:
YES!
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All drinks are $1 at McDonalds. I go there daily for a Dt. Dr. Pepper. It's the BITB.
Even large drinks?! :surprised:
YES!
:thumbs:
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Got home and pretty much nothing in the fridge.... Eating red baron tonight
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i get iced tea at mcdonalds because they seriously have the best iced tea
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I have about 7 pairs of jeans I would wear out or to work or whatever, like "nice" jeans. All but 2 have this messed up thing where the zippers just fall down. Barn door open all the time.
There has to be a fix for this right? Like wax or something?
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I have about 7 pairs of jeans I would wear out or to work or whatever, like "nice" jeans. All but 2 have this messed up thing where the zippers just fall down. Barn door open all the time.
i've found thoughout the years that every pair of shorts/pants from american eagle i've owned have had this problem.
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i get iced tea at mcdonalds because they seriously have the best iced tea
Pffttt. Have you even McAlister'd, bro?
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I have about 7 pairs of jeans I would wear out or to work or whatever, like "nice" jeans. All but 2 have this messed up thing where the zippers just fall down. Barn door open all the time.
There has to be a fix for this right? Like wax or something?
Tattoo to match jeans
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I have about 7 pairs of jeans I would wear out or to work or whatever, like "nice" jeans. All but 2 have this messed up thing where the zippers just fall down. Barn door open all the time.
I have 2 exact same pairs or jeans(other kinds of course but this style I have 2 of the same), one pair literally will unzip itself the second I take a step, and continue to work its way down. The other pair doesn't move an inch all day :confused:
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also I didn't know when the new season of Game of Thrones started until ShellShock told me today :frown:
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also I didn't know when the new season of Game of Thrones started until ShellShock told me today :frown:
Wut
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also I didn't know when the new season of Game of Thrones started until ShellShock told me today :frown:
Wut
safe-zone bruh
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I don't get the problem, the season hasn't started yet
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I have about 7 pairs of jeans I would wear out or to work or whatever, like "nice" jeans. All but 2 have this messed up thing where the zippers just fall down. Barn door open all the time.
i've found thoughout the years that every pair of shorts/pants from american eagle i've owned have had this problem.
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I have about 7 pairs of jeans I would wear out or to work or whatever, like "nice" jeans. All but 2 have this messed up thing where the zippers just fall down. Barn door open all the time.
i've found thoughout the years that every pair of shorts/pants from american eagle i've owned have had this problem.
Like 3 of them are AE. :frown:
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I have a pair of AE jeans where the zipper won't stay up.
I gave up trying to zip them up and I just enjoy the breeze.
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I have 3 pairs of AE jeans and none of them have this problem...maybe you guys have something that is stressing the zipper that I don't have? :confused:
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I'm going to interrogate the wife about this "fabric softener." Could be decreasing the coefficient of static friction between the slider body and teeth.
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I have 3 pairs of AE jeans and none of them have this problem...maybe you guys have something that is stressing the zipper that I don't have? :confused:
I'm not taking this bait
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i hope bread doesn't come in here and shame the grown men who wear american eagle.
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i hope bread doesn't come in here and shame the grown men who wear american eagle.
I've thought about it.
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i hope bread doesn't come in here and shame the grown men who wear american eagle.
I've thought about it.
Me too. Shame "yourself", tho.
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i hope bread doesn't come in here and shame the grown men who wear american eagle.
I've thought about it.
emo brought up the zipper issue just to bring out the actual shaming issue, which is shopping at AE when you are twice as old as their demographic
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Well I don't buy ae anymore cause their zippers don't stay up
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I'm going to interrogate the wife about this "fabric softener." Could be decreasing the coefficient of static friction between the slider body and teeth.
Yeah, I don't use fabric softener. That's the thing that you guys have that I don't.
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I'm going to interrogate the wife about this "fabric softener." Could be decreasing the coefficient of static friction between the slider body and teeth.
Yeah, I don't use fabric softener. That's the thing that you guys have that I don't.
Own multiple pairs of AE jeans, use fabric softener, have a penis, zipper does not fall down on its own.
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I'm going to interrogate the wife about this "fabric softener." Could be decreasing the coefficient of static friction between the slider body and teeth.
Yeah, I don't use fabric softener. That's the thing that you guys have that I don't.
Own multiple pairs of AE jeans, use fabric softener, have a penis, zipper does not fall down on its own.
Probably the size of one of those things that is the difference.
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Judgement free zone folks.
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I'm really tired of videos of soldiers surprising their family in front of lots of people when they come home. They're just obnoxious and very "look at me".
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AE jeans :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i don't care for weezer. i don't hate them or anything, but i'll usually look for something else if they come on
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No shame here, if it was coldplay tho, yes
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In cleaning out my t-shirt drawer recently, my number of shirts affiliated with sci-fi movies/tv shows now probably outnumber those that are not.
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It isn't even 7:00 yet but I am preparing to go to bed.
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I just ate dinner but yet went and got a giant bowl of pickles to snack on.
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I'm eating hot pockets for dinner, not because it's convenient, but because it sounded good.
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Drove to Kansas City to watch Doug Benson do a movie interruption on a surprise film. The surprise film was Kirk Cameron's "Mercy Rule". I got fried chicken, though.
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I just ate dinner but yet went and got a giant bowl of pickles to snack on.
I also refilled and ate the second bowl full :facepalm:
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what brand/style of pickles?
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Walking down the alley on Saturday, the wind blew up a leaf near my face and I freaked out because I thought it was a bat. :runaway:
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what brand/style of pickles?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia2.onsugar.com%2Ffiles%2F2012%2F09%2F36%2F3%2F192%2F1922195%2Feb2183cc0949c747_Farmer_s-Garden-Vlasic-Pickles.xxxlarge_1.jpg&hash=33b4c7ad1b4f6ef58896af437bd8c5654a45f5f6)
Walking down the alley on Saturday, the wind blew up a leaf near my face and I freaked out because I thought it was a bat. :runaway:
:lol:
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hmm, what kind of bowl? pickle spears in a bowl seems pretty suspect IYAM
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Drove to Kansas City to watch Doug Benson do a movie interruption on a surprise film. The surprise film was Kirk Cameron's "Mercy Rule". I got fried chicken, though.
Dough Benson is great though.
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Drove to Kansas City to watch Doug Benson do a movie interruption on a surprise film. The surprise film was Kirk Cameron's "Mercy Rule". I got fried chicken, though.
Dough Benson is great though.
He was pretty damn funny, otherwise I would have been pissed.
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I don't get any satisfaction or entertainment from Elwood posts.
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I'm really tired of videos of soldiers surprising their family in front of lots of people when they come home. They're just obnoxious and very "look at me".
omg yes. thank you. they decided to be selfish and give up on their family, i don't want to celebrate them coming back. get a real job, idiots.
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I don't get any satisfaction or entertainment from Elwood posts.
:sdeek:
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i don't care for weezer. i don't hate them or anything, but i'll usually look for something else if they come on
that's kind of a hipster humble brag
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i don't care for weezer. i don't hate them or anything, but i'll usually look for something else if they come on
that's kind of a hipster humble brag
i think it depends on who says it
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i worked at Drinx one summer
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i worked at Drinx one summer
what summer?
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2010
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2010
:sdeek:
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2010
:sdeek:
:sdeek:
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2010
:sdeek:
:sdeek:
I spent a lot of money there that summer.
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2010
:sdeek:
:sdeek:
I spent a lot of money there that summer.
i had a few $10 paychecks :lol:
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i've never been inside drinx. what's it like?
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i've never been inside drinx. what's it like?
it is exactly like Blade II
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it looks a lot like a chuck-e-cheese except without all the arcade games, puppet shows, pizza and kids running around and it has a stripper pole.
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i've never been inside drinx. what's it like?
it is exactly like Blade II
:lol:
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I went fishing today for about 3 hours and left the lights on in my car.
Came back and the battery was dead, car wouldn't start...In fact the battery was so dead that the automatic unlock wouldnt work so I had to use the key to unlock it...somehow this sets off my car alarm....The car wont turn over so the alarm just keeps going off.
I was at a park area and there were some baseball teams practicing but I decided to just call my parents for a jump since they live about 15 minutes away...
I disconnect the battery cables to stop the alarm then realize that I have locked my keys and cell phone inside the car.
eff. Gonna have to have the parents drive me back to my house to get the spare key then drive back to jump the car.
Then I realized that my trunk was still open and you can fold the backseat down to access the inside of the car! The opening is pretty small (Think 1 "seat" of a Toyota Corrola) but I'm confident in my athletic ability....I move some stuff around then army crawl through the trunk and into the backseat! YES! CAR UNLOCKED!
As I'm getting out I see one of the coaches coming up to check me out and make sure I'm not stealing a car in broad daylight....explain everything and give him a sheepish grin.
Parents show up about 5 minutes later and give me a jump. Then I had some chinese buffet on the way home :frown:.
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Cease and abort.
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it looks a lot like a chuck-e-cheese except without all the arcade games, puppet shows, pizza and kids running around and it has a stripper pole.
not anymore, but there used to be a metric crap-ton of them (like 4).
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just ate 10 reese's eggs
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whenever puni bumps this thread i assume he's forgotten his belt again
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just ate 10 reese's eggs
I was going to :sdeek: you, but this is a judgement free zone and all
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just saw a story about a dying dad walking down an aisle with his young/unwed daughter before he dies. THIRD ONE THIS WEEK.
Find something new and original to do, loser dying people.
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
were you in diapers, young man? :surprised:
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
:Wha:
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
were you in diapers, young man? :surprised:
I'm young, but I'm not that young.
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
:Wha:
it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
:Wha:
it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.
I've been banned from a few Illinois boards. No porn though.
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
:Wha:
it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.
I've been banned from a few Illinois boards. No porn though.
Sounds like dragon ball z and basically all Illinois boards need to take a deep look at themselves and figure out why they are such horrible entities and get that crap turned around.
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
:Wha:
it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.
I've been banned from a few Illinois boards. No porn though.
Sounds like dragon ball z and basically all Illinois boards need to take a deep look at themselves and figure out why they are such horrible entities and get that crap turned around.
young mh was the one in the wrong. i don't know about bread's situation, though.
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I got banned from a rebel board created to harbor all the banned souls from a more mainstream board. I was a cofounder.
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I once porn-bombed a BBS 15+ years ago. I still feel bad about it sometimes.
:Wha:
it was a dragon ball z fan board. one of the mods had made me mad, and for some reason i thought that was the appropriate way to part company. i don't really remember any of the circumstances, just that I did it. I've been banned from nearly every BBS I've ever posted on, gE and a weightlifting board being the only exceptions.
I've been banned from a few Illinois boards. No porn though.
Sounds like dragon ball z and basically all Illinois boards need to take a deep look at themselves and figure out why they are such horrible entities and get that crap turned around.
young mh was the one in the wrong. i don't know about bread's situation, though.
I posted just like I post here and got banned almost immediately on all of them. They are awful. One banned me because a mod figured out I posted here and didn't like it. I didn't even use the account to post there just to keep up on Illini news, but some dorks linked this board and it was my same Mr Bread name. I rough ridin' hate that guy. I guess the protocol is you must be jerking off all your fellow posters and Illinois at all times or else. It makes me really dislike Illinois fans mostly. They're just bad people.
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sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings
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sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings
I think that's mostly because the mods are generally power-tripping dorkstore little dick loser life haters irl. Terrible people with absolutely nothing else going for them and the tiniest of peens. Sad really.
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sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings
I think that's mostly because the mods are generally power-tripping dorkstore little dick loser life haters irl. Terrible people with absolutely nothing else going for them and the tiniest of peens. Sad really.
yup, just look at daris
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:popcorn:
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sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings
I think that's mostly because the mods are generally power-tripping dorkstore little dick loser life haters irl. Terrible people with absolutely nothing else going for them and the tiniest of peens. Sad really.
yup, just look at daris
I don't know, I read that description and thought: steve dave.
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The one guy I know who is gaga over Illini sports is a pretty great guy. I know he reads Illinois Loyalty, but I don't think I've ever seen him post.
When I came to U of I i perused a few Illini forums and posted on at least two, but stopped because they were Boresville, IL 61820.
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sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings
I think that's mostly because the mods are generally power-tripping dorkstore little dick loser life haters irl. Terrible people with absolutely nothing else going for them and the tiniest of peens. Sad really.
yup, just look at daris
I don't know, I read that description and thought: steve dave.
he's speaking literally. one glance at daris and you'll say to yourself "sports and snack food bbs moderator"
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i was on my recliner for about 13:30 of my 14 waking hours yesterday
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i was on my recliner for about 13:30 of my 14 waking hours yesterday
Wrong thread
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I posted just like I post here and got banned almost immediately on all of them. They are awful. One banned me because a mod figured out I posted here and didn't like it. I didn't even use the account to post there just to keep up on Illini news, but some dorks linked this board and it was my same Mr Bread name. I rough ridin' hate that guy. I guess the protocol is you must be jerking off all your fellow posters and Illinois at all times or else. It makes me really dislike Illinois fans mostly. They're just bad people.
Which board was it? I am going to porn bomb the crap out of that place! Let's roll, Metalhead!
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I went to Blvd Grill last night with expectations.
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Had a little too much fun dunking over a 4 year old. But he is tall for his age.
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Had a little too much fun dunking over a 4 year old. But he is tall for his age.
Those 90th percentile kids need to be put in their place every so often.
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Had a little too much fun dunking over a 4 year old. But he is tall for his age.
Those 90th percentile kids need to be put in their place every so often.
This kid was losing 11-2 and still talking crap! :lol: :love:
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kickball team had another dud last night, lost 11-3 and I got really really nervous every time a pop fly came to me :frown:
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Took the elevator this morning...I work on the second floor. :flush:
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Took the elevator this morning...I work on the second floor. :flush:
You people are the worst.
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Took the elevator this morning...I work on the second floor. :flush:
You people are the worst.
I thought this was a safe place??? :ck:
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sports fan bbs' are the worst about dumb bannings
I think that's mostly because the mods are generally power-tripping dorkstore little dick loser life haters irl. Terrible people with absolutely nothing else going for them and the tiniest of peens. Sad really.
yup, just look at daris
I don't know, I read that description and thought: steve dave.
he's speaking literally. one glance at daris and you'll say to yourself "sports and snack food bbs moderator"
well none of this is very nice. maybe i should ban you guys? :dunno:
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I just realized that it's 'shows that have you by the balls'
I couldn't figure out why everyone was talking about TV instead of telling badass stories that show how big your balls are.
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Make a new thread, weirdo
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Haven't BBSed in over 10 days :embarrassed:
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Got a little grossed out when Gary Joslin suggested I give my mom a pearl necklace.
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I don't think we are supposed to point out other's shame in this thread, but 'somebody' needs to come in here and admit to disrespecting a 'woman'
EDIT: Emo, that is gross.
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That's why I'm ashamed. :facepalm:
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spent some time at aggie station saturday night, was very pak'd
woke up with three separate #'s and text convos with no memory of who they are. one of them i entered as contact "Aggie Station Girl"
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spent some time at aggie station saturday night, was very pak'd
woke up with three separate #'s and text convos with no memory of who they are. one of them i entered as contact "Aggie Station Girl"
lmao toooooootal fanning brag
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was one of them my HS teacher? :crossfingers:
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was one of them my HS teacher? :crossfingers:
no :curse: i'm probably going to leave that one up to fate, and just hope that i see her out sometime
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Met blast for the third time, and for the third time neither of us recognized each other
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Met blast for the third time, and for the third time neither of us recognized each other
That's cute, Aggie Station Girl.
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I was very disrespectful to a female on Saturday night :frown:
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And there it is, folks. I won't rest until TC is banned from gE for life and forced to sell his username.
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TC, TaterCat08 is available when you need a new account
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TC, TaterCat08 is available when you need a new account
:D
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And there it is, folks. I won't rest until TC is banned from gE for life and forced to sell his username.
I'll accept whatever consequences the mods feel is fair and just, as long as it falls within the bylaws of the board.
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TC, TaterCat08 is available when you need a new account
:D
:thumbs:
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I was very disrespectful to a female on Saturday night :frown:
:curse:
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I was very disrespectful to a female on Saturday night :frown:
:curse:
No one is more upset about this than me. Lots of apologizing to do...
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how about you start with this young lady first and get off steve dave's message board? :chainsaw:
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The young lady accepted my apology and lol'd about the whole thing. ERiI can go :jerk: on his afternoon off.
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:lol:
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The young lady accepted my apology and lol'd about the whole thing. ERiI can go :jerk: on his afternoon off.
She lol'd becasue she has you where she wants you. T's and P's for TC.
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i will say this... if i had a younger sister or something, i would want her to date towniecat. the rest of you? doubtful. very doubtful indeed. towniecat keeps name. not banned from board. *gavel smacking sound
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:clap:
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i will say this... if i had a younger sister or something, i would want her to date towniecat. the rest of you? doubtful. very doubtful indeed. towniecat keeps name. not banned from board. *gavel smacking sound
:blush:
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Met blast for the third time, and for the third time neither of us recognized each other
did you give me your number?
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Met blast for the third time, and for the third time neither of us recognized each other
did you give me your number?
:lol:
Start calling. Maybe they'll answer with their name!
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The young lady accepted my apology and lol'd about the whole thing. ERiI can go :jerk: on his afternoon off.
sounds like he's binging.
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I prepped breakfast and lunch for today and forgot them both AND my wallet :frown:
(belt tech fully operational, tho :gocho:)
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(belt tech fully operational, tho :gocho:)
I miss 8MP posting all of the time...I hope the new job is going well....
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(belt tech fully operational, tho :gocho:)
I miss 8MP posting all of the time...I hope the new job is going well....
:cry: :thumbs:
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(belt tech fully operational, tho :gocho:)
I miss 8MP posting all of the time...I hope the new job is going well....
:cry: :thumbs:
:D I first took it that the :thumbs: meant that you remembered your belt today, but then I realized it meant that your job was going well!
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(belt tech fully operational, tho :gocho:)
I miss 8MP posting all of the time...I hope the new job is going well....
:cry: :thumbs:
:D I first took it that the :thumbs: meant that you remembered your belt today, but then I realized it meant that your job was going well!
Both!
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Got to a 7 last night at the poker game and I just woke up
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i've got an incurable case of being a royals fan :frown:
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Got to a 7 last night at the poker game and I just woke up
If I had to post everytime I woke up at 2pm, this thread would be as long as the "Smoke Your Cigars" thread.
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i did a pretty bad redemption of my AA miles. i dont want to talk about it but i feel like steve dave is going to find out anyways so id rather just own up. :frown:
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Well if we're owning up to that stuff I missed out on booking a hotel through Chase UR because I think I waited too long. :facepalm:
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Maybe sd should quit his day job and just manage every gEer's credit card pts, airline miles, and hotel pts fit a living. sd would be a pretty decent travel agent. Worth 5-10%?
Gonna win 'em all!
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burger king lunch, double whopper
:dance:
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Forgot to eat lunch, had an appointment run late, picked up a Texas Double Whopper from BK for dinner. :buh-bye:
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Forgot to eat lunch, had an appointment run late, picked up a Texas Double Whopper from BK for dinner. :buh-bye:
It's not even noon yet.
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Forgot to eat lunch, had an appointment run late, picked up a Texas Double Whopper from BK for dinner. :buh-bye:
It's not even noon yet.
Past tense.
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Forgot to eat lunch, had an appointment run late, picked up a Texas Double Whopper from BK for dinner. :buh-bye:
It's not even noon yet.
Night shift, tho.
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Forgot to eat lunch, had an appointment run late, picked up a Texas Double Whopper from BK for dinner. :buh-bye:
It's not even noon yet.
Past tense.
I can't keep track of your dealings spracne.
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Forgot to eat lunch, had an appointment run late, picked up a Texas Double Whopper from BK for dinner. :buh-bye:
It's not even noon yet.
Past tense.
I can't keep track of your dealings spracne.
I was too ashamed to post last night. Sorry for the confusion; I guess I make too many demands of the reader.
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sabra hummus is single serving, right?
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out of many places to eat, i picked Bobby T's tonight.
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
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wow!
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out of many places to eat, i picked Bobby T's tonight.
Not sure that it's shameful to just eat there...what you do there besides eating may be another story.
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
To make it worse, we saw the movie in the theatre and own the bluray and dvd. Having a wife and kids are sometimes very overrated.
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I started drinking at noon today and had saltines with processed cheese spread for lunch.
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I started drinking at noon today and had saltines with processed cheese spread for lunch.
Stud
Gonna win 'em all! (But maybe not now)
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
To make it worse, we saw the movie in the theatre and own the bluray and dvd. Having a wife and kids are sometimes very overrated.
Let her go?
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
To make it worse, we saw the movie in the theatre and own the bluray and dvd. Having a wife and kids are sometimes very overrated.
quote from me to my wife yesterday "you know what? i didn't really even like frozen. like i just didn't like it. tangled is way better."
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
Daughter got a fever, bullet dodged
Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
To make it worse, we saw the movie in the theatre and own the bluray and dvd. Having a wife and kids are sometimes very overrated.
quote from me to my wife yesterday "you know what? i didn't really even like frozen. like i just didn't like it. tangled is way better."
I loved it the first two times I saw it, the sisters angle played very nicely for my girls it was cute. I'm over all of it now, the tipping point was going to lots of stores over 2 days looking for an Elsa doll for a birthday gift.
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
To make it worse, we saw the movie in the theatre and own the bluray and dvd. Having a wife and kids are sometimes very overrated.
quote from me to my wife yesterday "you know what? i didn't really even like frozen. like i just didn't like it. tangled is way better."
Tangled is way better.
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
To make it worse, we saw the movie in the theatre and own the bluray and dvd. Having a wife and kids are sometimes very overrated.
quote from me to my wife yesterday "you know what? i didn't really even like frozen. like i just didn't like it. tangled is way better."
Tangled is way better.
it really is though. idk. maybe watch them both again.
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I am tone deaf.
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Tomorrow night I'm going to watch Frozen at Jack Trice Stadium :flush:
what on earth
To make it worse, we saw the movie in the theatre and own the bluray and dvd. Having a wife and kids are sometimes very overrated.
quote from me to my wife yesterday "you know what? i didn't really even like frozen. like i just didn't like it. tangled is way better."
Tangled is way better.
it really is though. idk. maybe watch them both again.
Brave is the best princess movie. <-belongs here
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I am tone deaf.
Happy Friday to youuuuu
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Who ever voted for Red Dawn needs to get their ass in here ASAP.
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Who the eff voted Red Dawn?
This person needs to out themselves now.
you can try and hide behind "it doesn't really belong on this list" excuse but you still need to own it
It doesn't belong on the list. I voted it down. Admittedly, an unAmerican thing to do considering the holiday. No regrets though
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I am tone deaf.
Happy Friday to youuuuu
I think the "u" key on your keyboard is stuck, Tobias.
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Really lazy day.
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I'm awake at 7 on a sunday morning
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Tried to watch The Wolf of Wall Street on the plane. Didn't make it through the snorting of the cocaine off the anus scene.
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I want to watch it just to see that.
Eff it , Gonna win 'em all!
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It's pretty much the first scene.
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I'm awake at 7 on a sunday morning
Woke up or still up?
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I just ate four pieces of Pork Belly with eggs for breakfast at the Anchor.
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I'm awake at 7 on a sunday morning
Woke up or still up?
woke up :frown:
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Didn't pay attention to my CC balance and will have to pay for things without earning points until Monday when my payment posts. :frown:
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Didn't pay attention to my CC balance and will have to pay for things without earning points until Monday when my payment posts. :frown:
Woof!
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tangled is much better than frozen, imo. love tangled.
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i went to pizza ranch last weekend
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I haven't logged in to GE in awhile. That is enough shame for me in one day.
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I haven't logged in to GE in awhile. That is enough shame for me in one day.
Just never let it happen again.
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I haven't logged in to GE in awhile. That is enough shame for me in one day.
Just never let it happen again.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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He's back!!!! :D
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I got promoted at the ole salt mine and my time has evaporated. I finally had a free hour (first one in a long long time and checked GE). I am back home friends.
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I got promoted at the ole salt mine and my time has evaporated. I finally had a free hour (first one in a long long time and checked GE). I am back home friends.
did you marry that girl
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I got promoted at the ole salt mine and my time has evaporated. I finally had a free hour (first one in a long long time and checked GE). I am back home friends.
did you marry that girl
Nope. It ended real bad! I did find a new lady that is super chill and not crazy. It's a solid combination.
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I thought you may have died.
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I thought you may have died.
i thought you may have just woken up
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I thought you may have died.
i thought you may have just woken up
Wow...that is pretty deep for a Friday! Nope...I am alive. Insert Pearl Jam "Alive" reference here_____________.
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This morning I weighed my lowest weight of 2014. So for dinner I had chips and guac, 2 burgers, 2 hot dogs, 4 beers, fruit salad, and 3 sugar cookies. Pretty much guaranteed that tomorrow I'll be right back up there.
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This morning I weighed my lowest weight of 2014. So for dinner I had chips and guac, 2 burgers, 2 hot dogs, 4 beers, fruit salad, and 3 sugar cookies. Pretty much guaranteed that tomorrow I'll be right back up there.
you were just being a great pal, buddy. you're bitb at being a great pal. and there's no shame in that :D
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Hey Blump are things cool with your neighbor?
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my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....
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my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....
Did you tell your wife?
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my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....
Did you tell your wife?
of course, i had to find out where the new blades were, i need a map just to find her stuff in her bathroom
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my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....
Did you tell your wife?
of course, i had to find out where the new blades were, i need a map just to find her stuff in her bathroom
Oh I thought you meant that you just grabbed your wife's razor out of the shower that she currently had in rotation.
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my blade was dull so i used my my wifes razor.....
Did you tell your wife?
of course, i had to find out where the new blades were, i need a map just to find her stuff in her bathroom
Oh I thought you meant that you just grabbed your wife's razor out of the shower that she currently had in rotation.
no. i would have posted in the kill myself thread had i done that.
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I went to "bed" at 5:30 Saturday after #brunchpak
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I got promoted at the ole salt mine and my time has evaporated. I finally had a free hour (first one in a long long time and checked GE). I am back home friends.
still got poster of the week, tho.
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Hey Blump are things cool with your neighbor?
The neighbor and I are still fishing together. I did say his daughter was nuts and he said: "why do you think she is still single"? Touche buddy. I moved to a new house so I don't get to see him too often anymore. The new neighbors I have a pretty weird though. I found a pair of used undies (with light skid mark adorning the under carriage) in the middle of my sidewalk the other day. Must be some type of neighborhood hazing? I'll investigate further.
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I went to "bed" at 5:30 Saturday after #brunchpak
I was 8pm, but I worked till 1pm. :cheers:
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I ate a Totino's Party Pizza last night. There was no party.
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got drunk at a golf tourney Friday and ate 4 microwave burritos during the round (sponsor was a frozen food company), although in my defense the last one was purely to "wash down" the bug I accidentally inhaled while talking and driving the cart.
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I ate a Totino's Party Pizza last night. There was no party.
Did you squirt easy cheese on it and then roll it up like a burrito?
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I went to "bed" at 5:30 Saturday after #brunchpak
I was 8pm, but I worked till 1pm. :cheers:
:confused: :lol:
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I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport
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I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport
lol
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I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport
Took me a moment :lol:
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I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport
sorry bro.
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binge watching GOT season 1 and I might know the names of 2 characters after 6 epi's.
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That #fanningbrag post I made in XT's surgery thread.
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binge watching GOT season 1 and I might know the names of 2 characters after 6 epi's.
That's more than I know after almost 4 seasons.
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I bought $20 of baking chowder on Friday night in westport
Happens to the best of us. You should try the guy at Riot Room next time.
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I almost ate an entire Knolla's pizza last night, and would have had Mrs. Gooch not been around. She was all :sdeek:
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binge watching GOT season 1 and I might know the names of 2 characters after 6 epi's.
That's more than I know after almost 4 seasons.
I've learned more names from the GoT SHOW thread in the past 2 months than I did in the first 3 1/2 seasons.
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That #fanningbrag post I made in XT's surgery thread.
I loved this story. It had everything: drama :surprised:, suspense :ohno:, deceit :sdeek:, comedy :lol:, and ultimately a happy ending :D
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I almost ate an entire Knolla's pizza last night, and would have had Mrs. Gooch not been around. She was all :sdeek:
Take this to the picky eaters thread since you refuse to eat the crust.
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or the efficiency thread, when crushing a whole pizza you may not have time to waste on the crusts
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or the efficiency thread, when crushing a whole pizza you may not have time to waste on the crusts
That is not the reason he didn't eat the crusts.
We were supposed to be sharing the pizza.
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Lotta peeps on this blog don't know what "whole" means.
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or the efficiency thread, when crushing a whole pizza you may not have time to waste on the crusts
Crusts is my favorite part. especially with a side of ranch. i love the crunch. :dunno:
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or the efficiency thread, when crushing a whole pizza you may not have time to waste on the crusts
Crusts is my favorite part. especially with a side of ranch. i love the crunch. :dunno:
i love sauce cheese and toppings on my crust, which makes the crust the least fave
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or the efficiency thread, when crushing a whole pizza you may not have time to waste on the crusts
Crusts is my favorite part. especially with a side of ranch. i love the crunch. :dunno:
White midwesterny thread
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Crust is such a waste of stomach space.
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I'm not sure if any of you have had Knolla's pizza straight from the oven, but the crust is delicious.
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Haven't been on gE for over a month because I was playing Clash of Clans.
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Haven't been on gE for over a month because I was playing Clash of Clans.
easily the most truly shameful post in this thread.
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Haven't been on gE for over a month because I was playing Clash of Clans.
easily the most truly shameful post in this thread.
Agreed.
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Hey, just like Metalhead I fought it for a while but I ended up going to rehab and now I'm back to my old self. :D :Woot:
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Hey, just like Metalhead I fought it for a while but I ended up going to rehab and now I'm back to my old self. :D :Woot:
Please don't joke about Metalhead's situation. But I guess you can now post on the Efficiency Thread that you mocked him in the Shame Yourself Thread.
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lopakman have you heard about 2048? :pray:
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I hate the smell of ketchup. It is revolting.
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I don't know how to rate all of my shame, whether or not to break it up into multiple posts or what, but I'm just going to through it all out there at once.
One day this week I went to McDonalds for lunch. I went through the drive thru and ordered a #4 (double qp with cheese). While costing up to the first window, I decided to pay with cash. I started to count the exact change from the coins in my ash tray. I slightly rear ended the car in front of me. I paid with cash/change. The gal in front of me got out to confirm there was no damage (there wasn't, it was just a little bumper tap). I are all of the meal.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I don't know how to rate all of my shame, whether or not to break it up into multiple posts or what, but I'm just going to through it all out there at once.
One day this week I went to McDonalds for lunch. I went through the drive thru and ordered a #4 (double qp with cheese). While costing up to the first window, I decided to pay with cash. I started to count the exact change from the coins in my ash tray. I slightly rear ended the car in front of me. I paid with cash/change. The gal in front of me got out to confirm there was no damage (there wasn't, it was just a little bumper tap). I are all of the meal.
Gonna win 'em all!
That is a hell of a sequence there, Dobbs.
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Typing is shameful, too.
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I tried to edit that rough rider but got a tapatalk error. Eff my life.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Using Tapatalk is shameful
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Using Tapatalk is shameful
oh eff off
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Happy Friday his ass seven!
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Happy Friday his ass seven!
:lol:
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Benja high-roaded my dick into the dirt in the CF3 Joke thread. I am ashamed. :frown:
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Just spent thirty minutes teaching myself how to gleak (sp?) tonight.
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Benja high-roaded my dick into the dirt in the CF3 Joke thread. I am ashamed. :frown:
Sorry about that.
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Today is my last day on the schedule before Fatty Fest and I have all but checked completely out, so I sound like crap on air right now because I simply just don't care.
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Apologize on air.
Gonna win 'em all!
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eff that. People have been fired for less.
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Then don't do that!
Gonna win 'em all!
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Paul do you get residuals for the mhk commercials I hear your voice on?
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Never going to karaoke again.
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I think I bought it for 70 so work that out with the -=mods=-
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Never going to karaoke again.
You should karaoke again, it was an awesome performance
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Bought pita pit yesterday
Twice!
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Woke up in the back seat of my car this morning
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Woke up in the back seat of my car this morning
:lol:
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:lol:
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Let's get it on was probably a stretch. Sorry to you Mr. Marvin Gaye (and MIR).
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If I understand this correctly, MIR IS BLACK?!
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If I understand this correctly, MIR IS BLACK?!
nope. Red white and blue
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Didn't make it to Fattyfest
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Didn't make it to Fattyfest
This.
And Alumni w/e is not looking very realistic....
(BUT STILL NOT RULED OUT!)
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Didn't make it to Fattyfest
This.
And Alumni w/e is not looking very realistic....
(BUT STILL NOT RULED OUT!)
just make it happen you idiot.
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I lost the email to print our Motley Crue tickets. :frown:
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currently watching Star Wars in I, II, III, IV, V, VI order
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currently watching Star Wars in I, II, III, IV, V, VI order
How deep are you?
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like 5m into I :D
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Did you watch Mad Max yet? :don'tcare:
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no but it's on my radar, along with rocky :emawkid:
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I think that I was born in the wrong decade.
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new mad max coming out with tom hardy and charlieze theron (she's the bad guy :surprised:)
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jfc natalie portman looks 12
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jfc natalie portman looks 12
she was pretty young for those
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I actually never saw II or III, and have only seen the originals precisely once when I was < 10 :surprised:
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Have been riding around with a cooler from a float trip in the bed of my truck for about 3 weeks now. We decided to buy a Yeti so I can't motivate myself to clean it out or throw it away.
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i just watched a seinfeld episode that i don't think i've ever seen before (i certainly don't remember it)
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I've been eating Bush's black beans right of the can for lunch this week at work.
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I've been eating Bush's black beans right of the can for lunch this week at work.
cold?
i too just eat beans for lunch often
but i put it in a bowl and heat it up
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i just watched a seinfeld episode that i don't think i've ever seen before (i certainly don't remember it)
:surprised: which one?
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cold beans makes me thing of dennis the menace the movie
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i just watched a seinfeld episode that i don't think i've ever seen before (i certainly don't remember it)
:facepalm:
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I've been eating Bush's black beans right of the can for lunch this week at work.
cold?
i too just eat beans for lunch often
but i put it in a bowl and heat it up
Cold? No, I'm not some kind of animal. They are at least room temperature.
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i shaved my back hair :frown:
cuz i have back hair :frown:
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i shaved my back hair :frown:
cuz i have back hair :frown:
you self-shaved it? if so, how?
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?
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i shaved my back hair :frown:
cuz i have back hair :frown:
you self-shaved it? if so, how?
didn't do a very good job :frown:
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Where jerry proposes to elaine (I remembered that part vaguely, but none of the rest was familiar). It wasn't a very good episode
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Where jerry proposes to elaine (I remembered that part vaguely, but none of the rest was familiar). It wasn't a very good episode
are you kidding me 7?? it's a great episode!
everybody's talking at me i can't hear a word they're saying, just driving around in jon voight's car
:lol:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serenity_Now (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serenity_Now)
This one?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mom_%26_Pop_Store (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mom_%26_Pop_Store)
or this one?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serenity_Now (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serenity_Now)
This one?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mom_%26_Pop_Store (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mom_%26_Pop_Store)
or this one?
The Serenity Now episode was on TBS yesterday. seven, there is no way that that was your first time seeing that episode.
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http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=32451.0
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^^^^^^^^^^
I mean, wow. :facepalm:
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I ate an entire pizza with beers for lunch yesterday. I could feel myself getting fatter. :frown:
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Just blew up the last set of my last circuit to a Jonas Brothers song. So, that just happened.
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Decided I would comb my hair tonight. Found out I don't own a comb
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Decided I would comb my hair tonight. Found out I don't own a comb
:lol:
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seven is just an absolute gem
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I've had 4 bowls of Cocoa Puffs in the last 12 hours.
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Mouth blood everywhere?
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a thick layer if scarring over the years prevents that.
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Got busted trying to throw away two batteries to a cordless drill.
Also I like to print off large documents to read them. It's one of my rare instances where I don't embrace technology.
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Got busted trying to throw away two batteries to a cordless drill.
Also I like to print off large documents to read them. It's one of my rare instances where I don't embrace technology.
I used to do this a bunch too. Used to get made fun of at the old gig because I would print the Forde Yard Dash(or whatevs it's called) that Pat Forde would do weekly at ESPN during FB season. It was alarmingly huge most times.
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Got busted trying to throw away two batteries to a cordless drill.
Also I like to print off large documents to read them. It's one of my rare instances where I don't embrace technology.
I used to do this a bunch too. Used to get made fun of at the old gig because I would print the Forde Yard Dash(or whatevs it's called) that Pat Forde would do weekly at ESPN during FB season. It was alarmingly huge most times.
How did you stop doing it?
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You should be able to stop doing it if you read The Giving Tree and have a heart.
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You should be able to stop doing it if you read The Giving Tree and have a heart.
Ok, I'll print off the Giving Tree and get to work.
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Got busted trying to throw away two batteries to a cordless drill.
Also I like to print off large documents to read them. It's one of my rare instances where I don't embrace technology.
I used to do this a bunch too. Used to get made fun of at the old gig because I would print the Forde Yard Dash(or whatevs it's called) that Pat Forde would do weekly at ESPN during FB season. It was alarmingly huge most times.
How did you stop doing it?
I quit the job and went somewhere else. Stopped reading Forde.
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I washed my tupperware type lunch dish at work by filling it with hot water and soap and putting the lid on and shaking it. shaking the hot soapey water made the lid blast off and the soap water food residue mixture soaked my crotch in a way that appears shameful.
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:lol:
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also today, a fly landed on my phone and i tried to slap it to death with my off-hand and my ring chipped the screen :blank:
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Mondays, amirite puni?!?
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i stabbed myself in the lip with a fork at dinner tonight and drew blood
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i stabbed myself in the lip with a fork at dinner tonight and drew blood
Binge level?
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zero :frown:
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It's 1 a.m., I'm sober, and highly contemplating cooking up a bunch of hot wings and washing them down with two or three Budweisers.
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Just now downloaded Spotify. I've really been missing out.
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Just now downloaded Spotify. I've really been missing out.
dude :facepalm:
but, but, no judgement in this thread.
I'm glad you have scene the light
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Just now downloaded Spotify. I've really been missing out.
dude :facepalm:
but, but, no judgement in this thread.
I'm glad you have scene the light
:D
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Just now downloaded Spotify. I've really been missing out.
People who still use Pandora should post here.
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Just now downloaded Spotify. I've really been missing out.
People who still use Pandora should post here.
:Flipped off x2:
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it started storming and dumping rain all of a sudden
which i thought was pretty cool
until i realized that i had left all my car windows half down
:facepalm:
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Just watched The Godfather for the first time ever this afternoon, will watch II tomorrow and already know not to bother with III.
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I actually bought into the Royals :frown:
psych :lol:
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3 is worth it imo, just not as good
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3 is worth it imo, just not as good
I'll do it for you. I guess this is another shame, but even though I really liked The Godfather, it's overrated so maybe I'll like III more than most :dunno:
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The thing about 3 is that at least 60% of the runtime is flashbacks to scenes from one and two.
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Best from III: "Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in."
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I have never watched any of the three Godfathers.
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I and II are deserving of their status. what a work of art
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III is bad.
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Canadian friend may have sharted the other night.
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I have never watched any of the three Godfathers.
Samesies.
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I have never watched any of the three Godfathers.
neither have i
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I have never watched any of the three Godfathers.
neither have i
well would you look at that, me either
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I have never watched any of the three Godfathers.
neither have i
well would you look at that, me either
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They're good but very overrated. People just talk about how great they are because everyone else does.
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Just now downloaded Spotify. I've really been missing out.
People who still use Pandora should post here.
Clicked on this thread for the first time in a while and was about to post "finally got this Pandora thing everyone's talking about."
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Book is super good. Movie is really good too.
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I just ate an entire box of Dots.
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Dots is my LFCOAT
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love dots, i would always trade at halloween
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I lost multiple baby teeth by chewing dots as a young lad.
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I just ate an entire box of Lemonheads, bad decision.
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this thread is giving me diabeetus
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and I like it
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I just ate an entire box of Dots.
Went to a parade today and my three year daughter got a box of dots, I stole them and nom nom nom
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3 is worth it imo, just not as good
I'll do it for you. I guess this is another shame, but even though I really liked The Godfather, it's overrated so maybe I'll like III more than most :dunno:
So I'm guessing people don't like 3 because of how it ends? As suspected I liked it a lot, the ending really pissed me off though. ERii is right though, the trilogy is very overrated, glad I watched them though. If you're a gen X'er and care about pop culture you gotta have it.
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I enjoy the new Taylor Swift song.
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This would be a good time to remind everyone that there is no judging in this thread.
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3 is worth it imo, just not as good
I'll do it for you. I guess this is another shame, but even though I really liked The Godfather, it's overrated so maybe I'll like III more than most :dunno:
So I'm guessing people don't like 3 because of how it ends? As suspected I liked it a lot, the ending really pissed me off though. ERii is right though, the trilogy is very overrated, glad I watched them though. If you're a gen X'er and care about pop culture you gotta have it.
Where are we drawing the Gen X cutoff line? I'm pretty GenX-y pop culture wise but sometimes I get lumped in with these damn millennials.
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I enjoy the new Taylor Swift song.
This doesn't surprise me at all.
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i wish we had a better word than millenial
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This would be a good time to remind everyone that there is no judging in this thread.
According to who? I'm judging the crap out of you fools.
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I enjoy the new Taylor Swift song.
Ms. Wacky and I were just talking about how much we dislike this girl yesterday. Like, I want her to get dumped everyday for the rest of her life. I also want Kanye to interrupt her as much as possible.
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I enjoy the new Taylor Swift song.
Ms. Wacky and I were just talking about how much we dislike this girl yesterday. Like, I want her to get dumped everyday for the rest of her life. I also want Kanye to interrupt her as much as possible.
Things like that are what inspire her greatness! :love:
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I enjoy the new Taylor Swift song.
Ms. Wacky and I were just talking about how much we dislike this girl yesterday. Like, I want her to get dumped everyday for the rest of her life. I also want Kanye to interrupt her as much as possible.
Things like that are what inspire her greatness! :love:
:D
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I enjoy the new Taylor Swift song.
Ms. Wacky and I were just talking about how much we dislike this girl yesterday. Like, I want her to get dumped everyday for the rest of her life. I also want Kanye to interrupt her as much as possible.
Would love for Tswift to get dumped every day so she could keep writing amazing music.
Fall of 2008 I was dating a chick who ALSO loved taylor swift....Fearless album comes out and I buy it as a christmas gift for the chick.
We'll we break up before christmas so I end up keeping the CD.....Its the last CD I ever bought and is STILL in the CD Player in my car, listen to it about once a month.
Yup, for the past 6 years I have had a Taylor Swift CD loaded up ready to play at all times in my vehicle.
:love: :love: :love: :love:
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I bought her last cd and like it. That new song, though.....
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I once pocket-dialed my cousin and left her a voicemail of me singing along to "Teardrops on My Guitar" while I was driving around. I'm not actually ashamed of this, it's just topical.
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I once but pocket-dialed my cousin and left her a voicemail of me singing along to "Teardrops on My Guitar" while I was driving around. I'm not actually ashamed of this, it's just topical.
Once did the same thing only with a subcontractor and Snoop Dogg. Sub was a super old white midwestery type. Made things weird for a while.
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I once pocket-dialed my cousin and left her a voicemail of me singing along to "Teardrops on My Guitar" while I was driving around. I'm not actually ashamed of this, it's just topical.
:lol:
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maybe should be crossposted, but i've had 3.5 einstein bagels today
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maybe should be crossposted, but i've had 3.5 einstein bagels today
savory? sweet? plain? assorted? cream cheese or no?
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assorted (both in bagel and cream cheese options!)
the pumpkin spread wasn't really my jam, it was the .5
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I've only seen 3 games this football season :frown:
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I've only seen 3 games this football season :frown:
:surprised:
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I've only seen 3 games this football season :frown:
I've yet to watch a professional handegg contest this season.
edit: not ashamed of it either.
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I mow over pieces of trash when mowing the grass. It's 25% being too lazy to stop and pick up said piece of trash and 75% the joy of watching something get destroyed by the lawnmower.
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I was out of tortilla shells and wanted another soft taco. So i used a piece of bread.
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I was out of tortilla shells and wanted another soft taco. So i used a piece of bread.
Results?
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I was out of tortilla shells and wanted another soft taco. So i used a piece of bread.
Results?
Much better than you'd think. Would do again.
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I was out of tortilla shells and wanted another soft taco. So i used a piece of bread.
Results?
Much better than you'd think. Would do again.
This is called a Torta.
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I was out of tortilla shells and wanted another soft taco. So i used a piece of bread.
Results?
Much better than you'd think. Would do again.
This is called a Torta.
i thought you were jk with me..but sure enough, you're right.
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Most threads turn into the white midwesterners thread if you wait long enough.
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Sounds delish to me. Maybe have a mod move your post to to the food invention thread?
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I mow over pieces of trash when mowing the grass. It's 25% being too lazy to stop and pick up said piece of trash and 75% the joy of watching something get destroyed by the lawnmower.
Plus if you pick up the trash, you either have to turn off the lawnmower to go throw it away, or carry it around with you while you finish mowing. Might as well just run it over.
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i only mow over it when i don't have a lighter on me
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i only mow over it when i don't have a lighter on me
are you saying you burn trash in your yard or that you use trash as an excuse to spark a clove
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Newspapers are the absolute best to chop up
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i only mow over it when i don't have a lighter on me
are you saying you burn trash in your yard or that you use trash as an excuse to spark a clove
yes
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A spider made a web in the entrance to the shed in my back yard and I wanted to see him eat(never seen it up close)...so I caught a butterfly that was next to me and threw it in the web...while I was watching him eat the butterfly I realized it was a brown recluse and had to kill the spider....I feel terrible about killing the butterfly now, :-(
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A spider made a web in the entrance to the shed in my back yard and I wanted to see him eat(never seen it up close)...so I caught a butterfly that was next to me and threw it in the web...while I was watching him eat the butterfly I realized it was a brown recluse and had to kill the spider....I feel terrible about killing the butterfly now, :-(
Wow! I throw grasshoppers into webs at grandmas farm all the time. You did the right thing tho.
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A spider made a web in the entrance to the shed in my back yard and I wanted to see him eat(never seen it up close)...so I caught a butterfly that was next to me and threw it in the web...while I was watching him eat the butterfly I realized it was a brown recluse and had to kill the spider....I feel terrible about killing the butterfly now, :-(
Wow! I throw grasshoppers into webs at grandmas farm all the time. You did the right thing tho.
I actually caught a cricket first but I threw it too hard and it went through the web. :-/
The butterfly could of landed on a small child tomorrow and made the child smile. :-(
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A spider made a web in the entrance to the shed in my back yard and I wanted to see him eat(never seen it up close)...so I caught a butterfly that was next to me and threw it in the web...while I was watching him eat the butterfly I realized it was a brown recluse and had to kill the spider....I feel terrible about killing the butterfly now, :-(
Wow! I throw grasshoppers into webs at grandmas farm all the time. You did the right thing tho.
I actually caught a cricket first but I threw it too hard and it went through the web. :-/
The butterfly could of landed on a small child tomorrow and made the child smile. :-(
It could not of, but it could have.
Gonna win 'em all!
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The grasshoppers kill grandmas flowers, garden, and junk. That's why I don't feel bad about those guys.
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The grasshoppers kill grandmas flowers, garden, and junk. That's why I don't feel bad about those guys.
have you seen a bugs life? Eff those guys
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The grasshoppers kill grandmas flowers, garden, and junk. That's why I don't feel bad about those guys.
have you seen a bugs life? Eff those guys
:thumbs:
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I mowed a lawn on a tropical island this summer, and didn't get all the coconuts picked up--hit one with the mower and bent the drive shaft :cry:
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I mowed a lawn on a tropical island this summer, and didn't get all the coconuts picked up--hit one with the mower and bent the drive shaft :cry:
I'm not sure you should be ashamed of mowing lawns on a tropical island. Sounds pretty great to me. That coconut had it coming.
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i just tried to make a sock account but was quickly thwarted by the need to make a new email (and that AUP, rite???)
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i think i made a fake indiana merv once on twitter but i can't remember why
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i just tried to make a sock account but was quickly thwarted by the need to make a new email (and that AUP, rite???)
Why do you want to sock this site? Just askin' :)
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i just tried to make a sock account but was quickly thwarted by the need to make a new email (and that AUP, rite???)
Why do you want to sock this site? Just askin' :)
business venture. patent pending. seeking investors.
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I've never had anything to post in the brag about some stud thing thread :frown:
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I've never had anything to post in the brag about some stud thing thread :frown:
you were the only one who "got" my freaky friday thread :dunno:
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I've never had anything to post in the brag about some stud thing thread :frown:
you were the only one who "got" my freaky friday thread :dunno:
It was a great idea for a friday thread, I just hate heights.
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Just IM'd someone I didn't get an email . . . forgot to click back to inbox after looking for something in a folder, didn't notice the little "new mail" pop up down in the trey. :blank: :blush: :blank: :blush:
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woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend :blindfold:
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woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend :blindfold:
that's what happens when you become a huge tottenham fan, sorry bro
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a tie.... are you rough ridin' kidding me? with scrubs like arsenal? we should just kill ourselves 'bias
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between that and charlie dub it's been a pretty shameful weekend
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woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend :blindfold:
i greatly enjoyed tailgating with you and i am glad that you got to experience a cats' handegg win w/ the prince.
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Wore a beanie with a t-shirt when it was 81 degrees yesterday :frown:
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woke up before 9am on both saturday and sunday this weekend :blindfold:
i greatly enjoyed tailgating with you and i am glad that you got to experience a cats' handegg win w/ the prince.
Rumblings of a continuation next week :Wha:
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i ate taco bell for two different meals yesterday and didnt realize it until i finished the second meal :blindfold:
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It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"
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It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"
I don't know why this is making me :lol: so much, but it is.
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It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"
I know I sound like a millionaire when I'm playing sticks with my bros and I yell, " Arrive....ARRIVE...ENTER THE HOLE."
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It took me about 33 years before I realized I could say "arrive" instead of "get there". Same with "enter" instead of "go into"
I don't know why this is making me :lol: so much, but it is.
I'm thinking of these terms in a sexual situation and it is making me :lol:
Gonna win 'em all!
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i spit my gum into the urinal.
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I never feel the earthquakes that keep happening.
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i spit my gum into the urinal.
For a half second I thought "why is he on Tapatalk while he pees?" :facepalm:
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I never feel the earthquakes that keep happening.
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i spit my gum into the urinal.
For a half second I thought "why is he on Tapatalk while he pees?" :facepalm:
i wasnt at that time, but i ALWAYS pull out my phone and tapatalk while enjoying the urinal
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Went to bed after the 9th inning last night.
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Went to bed after the 9th inning last night.
:frown: You going to that nascar thing this weekend?
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Went to bed after the 9th inning last night.
:frown: You going to that nascar thing this weekend?
the race? no.
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Went to bed after the 9th inning last night.
:frown: You going to that nascar thing this weekend?
the race? no.
Dang.
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I have fallen asleep long before the ends of both of the Royal's playoff games.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I fell asleep at the end of the 9th and had to rewind the last two innings to see the 3rd game of this Royal's postseason.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Fell asleep when it was still 1-0 last night, dobbs
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I slept through parts of like 5 &6. Then rallied through the remainder of my first beer and stayed up the rest of the way.
I have to admit, I like watching this playoff stuff.
Why is it so god awful boring during reg season?
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I slept through parts of like 5 &6. Then rallied through the remainder of my first beer and stayed up the rest of the way.
I have to admit, I like watching this playoff stuff.
Why is it so god awful boring during reg season?
April is the worst, by September it's p good
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Fell asleep when it was still 1-0 last night, dobbs
did you wake up in the middle of the night like this :facepalm: because that is what I have done each of the last 3 games.
Gonna win 'em all!
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thought our game today was 11am @tech
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Remember those:
I'M
SO
LA
shirts? I didn't figure out until much later that that stood for Los Angeles. I thought it meant something like "I'm so there!", what with là being the french adverb for "there". Pass the brie/cab, etc.
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I'm 38 and had my first ever cheese danish this weekend. Discovered they contain cream cheese
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had a mcgangbang for lunch today. didn't invite bob.
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Watched Notting Hill solo last night. Not one of my finer moments.
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Got bombed in Salina yesterday, ordered pizza for the group from Celina, Ohio.
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just about posted something in the haunted house thread about somebody being donkey punched, only to find out what i thought that meant is totally not what it really means :sdeek:
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just about posted something in the haunted house thread about somebody being donkey punched, only to find out what i thought that meant is totally not what it really means :sdeek:
d.scott?
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I just nursed my hangover with a double quarter pounder and large fries from McDonalds. :frown:
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Wife is out of town and you can't even imagine all the horrible things I'm eating constantly.
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Wife is out of town and you can't even imagine all the horrible things I'm eating constantly.
Done that multiple times. It's amazing how fast you can go thru a bag of Cheetos when there's no one there to say "what happened to that bag of Cheetos I bought yesterday?"
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Wife is out of town and you can't even imagine all the horrible things I'm eating constantly.
Done that multiple times. It's amazing how fast you can go thru a bag of Cheetos when there's no one there to say "what happened to that bag of Cheetos I bought yesterday?"
Man does that hit home.
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The Mrs. is about to leave for a week and a half, I may have diabetes when she gets back.
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I suffered a chain reaction of shameful events that began with the impulse purchase of a family-size bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos--these have a massive quantity of some type of red dye in them:
1. Ate the whole bag in a couple of hours in the afternoon
2. Poop next morning was flaming hot red
3. Failed to persuade Mrs. Deputy Dawg to come look at the bright red poop
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:Yuck:
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:Yuck:
Judgement-free zone you piece of crap
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No judgment here buddy.
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No judgment here buddy.
i know i just wanted to say something mean to you because i hadn't in awhile.
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No judgment here buddy.
i know i just wanted to say something mean to you because i hadn't in awhile.
;)
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I became abnormally excited when I found a leftover honey mustard side from KFC in my fridge last night that I was able to enjoy with my Chick-Fil-A.
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I became abnormally excited when I found a leftover honey mustard side from KFC in my fridge last night that I was able to enjoy with my Chick-Fil-A.
You're despicable.
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1 more shameful confession. I actually went to Ugly Maes the other night.
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1 more shameful confession. I actually went to Ugly Maes the other night.
You were probably the least attractive person there.
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i am flying Spirit next month
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Got a 167 on my LSAT. That's only 94th %ile. 5% of takers ahead of me? Woof.
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i am flying Spirit next month
How poor are you?
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i am flying Spirit next month
How poor are you?
super poor.
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Got a 167 on my LSAT. That's only 94th %ile. 5% of takers ahead of me? Woof.
omg I knew I was smarter than you.
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How poor are you?
you ever priced replacement window mechanisms for a 5-series?
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Too bad to even post here.
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Too bad to even post here.
just say that someone pm'd it to you to share because they were too emobarrassed
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Forgot to take a leak before MrsDMartin hopped in the shower, and didn't feel like using one of the kids bathrooms, so..... I stepped out into the back yard. (at least the backyard is fenced in)
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Mountaineers are not Black Bears. :facepalm:
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Mountaineers are not Black Bears. :facepalm:
what if you scooped the whole of google on that one, though. a risk worth the shame, IMO.
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it was very adorbs, CNS
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Twitter reporting at it's very best.
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I thought you were just doing the standard brown troll job of the western virginianas.
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I thought you were just doing the standard brown troll job of the western virginianas.
Nope. Just hard hitting journalism.
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I don't like the McRib.
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I really thought this was going to be the first time in 666 years that Halloween was on Friday the 13th :facepalm:
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Pizza Ranch. Lunch. Today
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did you ever think about the #1Thread thread for this confession?
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No, that thread is terrible and I don't need to hide to say it
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No, that thread is terrible and I don't need to hide to say it
Soft serve review?
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Didn't try
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No, that thread is terrible and I don't need to hide to say it
I was in a car full of Nebraskans and they were talking about how trashy Pizza Ranch is. Nebraskans! Think about that.
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it looked like it was full of nebraska/iowa border people
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I haven't read the Marcus Foster thread in about 2 months. (It keeps getting bigger and bigger and I keep thinking, "I don't have time to read all of that right now.)
Gonna win 'em all!
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I like Ace of Base. :facepalm:
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I don't want to live in a world where liking Ace of Base is shameful.
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You know who likes AoB? Yard dog. Gat dang, miss that guy.
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I don't want to live in a world where liking Ace of Base is shameful.
:cheers:
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Ace of bass is fantastic
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You know who likes AoB? Yard dog. Gat dang, miss that guy.
I think canary is yard dog
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I don't want to live in a world where liking Ace of Base is shameful.
This is like a sign, and it has opened up my eyes.
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You know who likes AoB? Yard dog. Gat dang, miss that guy.
I think canary is yard dog
Nope
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Fast food is not good, but the restaurants are ideal in a lot of ways. I go there by myself and I can sit on their plastic seats with a coffee for almost 19 minutes and watch the world go by. It's difficult to do this in any other social place such as pubs, and other more upmarket restaurants without feeling a bit out of place. Nobody's bothers you, apart from the boy or girl that hands out balloons and even if you ate 140 burgers, one at a time, they would serve you with the same smile and prepared phrases each time.
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i enjoy stump the chumps
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Broke daji's glass celebrating roys win with nicname
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Fast food is not good, but the restaurants are ideal in a lot of ways. I go there by myself and I can sit on their plastic seats with a coffee for almost 19 minutes and watch the world go by. It's difficult to do this in any other social place such as pubs, and other more upmarket restaurants without feeling a bit out of place. Nobody's bothers you, apart from the boy or girl that hands out balloons and even if you ate 140 burgers, one at a time, they would serve you with the same smile and prepared phrases each time.
You're a rough ridin' bad person. fast food is great. carry on.
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You know who likes AoB? Yard dog. Gat dang, miss that guy.
I think canary is yard dog
I thought mouserat was yard dog
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I like Ace of Base. :facepalm:
I like Roxette
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Fast food is not good, but the restaurants are ideal in a lot of ways. I go there by myself and I can sit on their plastic seats with a coffee for almost 19 minutes and watch the world go by. It's difficult to do this in any other social place such as pubs, and other more upmarket restaurants without feeling a bit out of place. Nobody's bothers you, apart from the boy or girl that hands out balloons and even if you ate 140 burgers, one at a time, they would serve you with the same smile and prepared phrases each time.
They always say welcome back to me at McDonalds! They remember me! What service!
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Fast food is not good, but the restaurants are ideal in a lot of ways. I go there by myself and I can sit on their plastic seats with a coffee for almost 19 minutes and watch the world go by. It's difficult to do this in any other social place such as pubs, and other more upmarket restaurants without feeling a bit out of place. Nobody's bothers you, apart from the boy or girl that hands out balloons and even if you ate 140 burgers, one at a time, they would serve you with the same smile and prepared phrases each time.
They always say welcome back to me at McDonalds! They remember me! What service!
Truly shame worthy
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Fast food is not good, but the restaurants are ideal in a lot of ways. I go there by myself and I can sit on their plastic seats with a coffee for almost 19 minutes and watch the world go by. It's difficult to do this in any other social place such as pubs, and other more upmarket restaurants without feeling a bit out of place. Nobody's bothers you, apart from the boy or girl that hands out balloons and even if you ate 140 burgers, one at a time, they would serve you with the same smile and prepared phrases each time.
You're a rough ridin' bad person. fast food is great. carry on.
Dude I took that from the comments section of the story of the Chinese girl who spent a week at KFC.
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Watched the Royals game Saturday in a Seattle BWW. :facepalm:
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i just ate an unhealthy amount of taco bell
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We should all feel shamed for liking Clueless growing up. I watched it over lunch. I mean, the 19 year old step brother ends up boning his 16 year old sister. Woof!
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We should all feel shamed for liking Clueless growing up. I watched it over lunch. I mean, the 19 year old step brother ends up boning his 16 year old sister. Woof!
I think you should shame yourself for watching Clueless over lunch
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Clueless is a fantastic movie
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ive never seen clueless :frown:
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We should all feel shamed for liking Clueless growing up. I watched it over lunch. I mean, the 19 year old step brother ends up boning his 16 year old sister. Woof!
I think you should shame yourself for watching Clueless over lunch
True, but there was absolutely nothing on. Still tho, great point!
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I never liked it anyway.
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I hope Cartier doesn't see this, but last night, while we were watching the game at our tailgate outside the K, I went home after the 8th inning cause I was so pissed that Bumgarner was mowing us down again and I just knew it was over. I missed the Gordo hit. :frown:
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clueless is a fantastic movie and paul rudd is her ex step brother. they also dont bone in the movie...
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clueless is a fantastic movie and paul rudd is her ex step brother. they also dont bone in the movie...
They never showed it and premarital sex happens all the time. You know they did it. It's still weird, dork.
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Half your age + 7 wacky
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maybe they were clueless and didnt think about the age difference and family and stuff :dunno:
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Sometimes you just can't keep the p away from the v. Gravitational pull or something.
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clueless is a fantastic movie and paul rudd is her ex step brother. they also dont bone in the movie...
They never showed it and premarital sex happens all the time. You know they did it. It's still weird, dork.
she caught the bouquet at her teachers wedding at the end of the movie. maybe her kiss to paul rudd meant she was going to marry him. did you ever think about that wacky or are you just picking out parts of a movie to have something new to post about?
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just watched shawshank redemption over lunch. guys you know whats really gross? andy has that poster of rita hayworth up for like the entire movie. he was a chronic masturbater. they never show it but you know he did it. its still weird, dorks.
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clueless is a fantastic movie and paul rudd is her ex step brother. they also dont bone in the movie...
They never showed it and premarital sex happens all the time. You know they did it. It's still weird, dork.
she caught the bouquet at her teachers wedding at the end of the movie. maybe her kiss to paul rudd meant she was going to marry him. did you ever think about that wacky or are you just picking out parts of a movie to have something new to post about?
Does Tonya date his ex step sister or something? :dunno:
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just watched shawshank redemption over lunch. guys you know whats really gross? andy has that poster of rita hayworth up for like the entire movie. he was a chronic masturbater. they never show it but you know he did it. its still weird, dorks.
theres stuff way worse they dont show in that movie that andy is a part of
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Everbody in this thread has had premarital sex. I'm sorry if I read in between the lines here, but i'm not dumb, dorks. :shakesfist:
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It's ok to bone your ex-step sister/brother if you didn't grow up together as siblings. I can't remember the exact situation in Clueless.
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just watched shawshank redemption over lunch. guys you know whats really gross? andy has that poster of rita hayworth up for like the entire movie. he was a chronic masturbater. they never show it but you know he did it. its still weird, dorks.
You must have a long lunch break
Also, what's gross about it? Rita Hayworth was a stone cold fox from the old timey girls on posters era. :Jeffy:
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Everbody in this thread has had premarital sex. I'm sorry if I read in between the lines here, but i'm not dumb, dorks. :shakesfist:
one of the two statements here is ignorant, the other is false.
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Everbody in this thread has had premarital sex. I'm sorry if I read in between the lines here, but i'm not dumb, dorks. :shakesfist:
one of the two statements here is ignorant, the other is false.
Clueless, huh? Noted. That's what enrages, Tonya. :lol:
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i am posting ITT because of emotion and not reason :frown:
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Interesting.
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Cried watching clueless for the first time?
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I mean, not judging.
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just watched shawshank redemption over lunch. guys you know whats really gross? andy has that poster of rita hayworth up for like the entire movie. he was a chronic masturbater. they never show it but you know he did it. its still weird, dorks.
:lol:
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I was emotionally invested in this game tonight to a shameful degree. The amount of alcohol I want to imbibe to forget it is even more shameful.
Still, neither of those things is as shameful as that exhibition of calls by Holgorsen in the 4th quarter. This one hurts, guys. It hurts a lot. :drink:
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I was emotionally invested in this game tonight to a shameful degree. The amount of alcohol I want to imbibe to forget it is even more shameful.
Still, neither of those things is as shameful as that exhibition of calls by Holgorsen in the 4th quarter. This one hurts, guys. It hurts a lot. :drink:
Why not just get sili and eat some chili? It will make you feel good - rili
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I was emotionally invested in this game tonight to a shameful degree. The amount of alcohol I want to imbibe to forget it is even more shameful.
Still, neither of those things is as shameful as that exhibition of calls by Holgorsen in the 4th quarter. This one hurts, guys. It hurts a lot. :drink:
Why not just get sili and eat some chili? It will make you feel good - rili
You being a better poster would make me feel good. Really.
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I was emotionally invested in this game tonight to a shameful degree. The amount of alcohol I want to imbibe to forget it is even more shameful.
Still, neither of those things is as shameful as that exhibition of calls by Holgorsen in the 4th quarter. This one hurts, guys. It hurts a lot. :drink:
Why not just get sili and eat some chili? It will make you feel good - rili
You being a better poster would make me feel good. Really.
:frown: I'm sorry WV lost. Was pulling for you/them. Hope you don't think I'd kick a man when he's down. It is chili weather, though.
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Umm I drank too much
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I was emotionally invested in this game tonight to a shameful degree. The amount of alcohol I want to imbibe to forget it is even more shameful.
Still, neither of those things is as shameful as that exhibition of calls by Holgorsen in the 4th quarter. This one hurts, guys. It hurts a lot. :drink:
Why not just get sili and eat some chili? It will make you feel good - rili
You being a better poster would make me feel good. Really.
:frown: I'm sorry WV lost. Was pulling for you/them. Hope you don't think I'd kick a man when he's down. It is chili weather, though.
:cheers:
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I can be a real bad person when I binge too hard. I don't like it and am pretty ashamed of it.
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I can be a real bad person when I binge too hard. I don't like it and am pretty ashamed of it.
Osu fans and the rcpd are trash tho
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I was kind of an bad person at the bar last night because they didn't have the Cats game on and were out of ginger beer.
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I didn't know there was a podcast thread and posted in the shows that have you by the balls/vag thread :Ugh:
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Just noticed I haven't showered since friday evening
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Umm I drank too much
You think?
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There are mice in my house. :frown:
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There are mice in my house. :frown:
What you deserve for not having a glock at the ready son.
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my dog caught a few mice my first few months in this apt, there have been no mice since. get a dog I guess
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my dog caught a few mice my first few months in this apt, there have been no mice since. get a dog I guess
Even something small like a miniature Mauser could do the trick.
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I haven't done crap other than sit around and watch The Wire since about 3 p.m. today. Drank a coffee and prepared to go lift weights or run or something, but never left.
smh
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must be nice
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i have never eaten at taco casa :frown:
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There are mice in my house. :frown:
honestly considering burning my house down (no humans inside)
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I am freaking out. someone blog to me
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dont burn your house down cf3
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dont burn your house down cf3
i caught 5 mice dude
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dont burn your house down cf3
i caught 5 mice dude
what if 5 mice is all you had? did you ever think about that?
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dont burn your house down cf3
i caught 5 mice dude
Mouse traps baited with snickers. I killed about 10-15 mice around my shed in a 1 month period using this method.
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oh benji had a rodent infesstation? I =n that cast I'm ok!
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oh benji had a rodent infesstation? I =n that cast I'm ok!
Picture a perfectly crisp spring morning. You take your steaming cup of coffee out to your back patio to let your amazingly beautiful dog run around....Some quick movement catches your EAGLE LIKE eyes.....ITS A MOUSE, just chilling in the flower bed lining your shed. You watch in amazement as it casually makes it early morning rounds. This guy has been here for a while and is slowly plotting how he can make his way into the nice warm comfort of your humble abode.
In a situation like that you have to grab the potential infestation by the horns using the tried and true method of Multiple traps baited with snickers.
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Every house has mice in it.
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One time a mouse nearly knocked me off a ladder and killed me.
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Every house has mice in it.
Nope.
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CF3 when it starts to get cold out, the mice just want to survive. maybe you should stop leaving your doors open all the time, and maybe it's time to plug up those annoying holes all over your foundation?
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CF3 when it starts to get cold out, the mice just want to survive. maybe you should stop leaving your doors open all the time, and maybe it's time to plug up those annoying holes all over your foundation?
I came home early yesterday to plug possible entry points. Found several. Plugged.
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Also, I set like 20 traps last evening, and this morning no mice caught. Maybe there were only a few. #hope
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Also, I set like 20 traps last evening, and this morning no mice caught. Maybe there were only a few. #hope
what did you put in the traps?
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Also, I set like 20 traps last evening, and this morning no mice caught. Maybe there were only a few. #hope
what did you put in the traps?
peanut butter. old fashioned snap traps and some glue traps too.
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calm before the storm :ohno:
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Every house has mice in it.
This is incorrect
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Also, I set like 20 traps last evening, and this morning no mice caught. Maybe there were only a few. #hope
what did you put in the traps?
peanut butter. old fashioned snap traps and some glue traps too.
Peanut butter in traps is to mice catching as the rhythm method is to birth control. Just get a snickers or milkyway. One bar will completely irradicate the entire neighborhood's population of mice.
Get the caramel side on the trap, and you don't even have to change bait. Just shake off the dead mouse and put the trap back down.
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the downside to using a snickers bar, is that you might also catch a human, such as one of your kids, or even a mocat
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the downside to using a snickers bar, is that you might also catch a human, such as one of your kids, or even a mocat
I've heard those are worse than bed bugs. T&Ps.
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the downside to using a snickers bar, is that you might also catch a human, such as one of your kids, or even a mocat
I caught a finch in a mousetrap once :frown:
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CF3, it's never just 5 mice. There is always an infestation that follows.
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Yep, mice are the icebergs of mamals.
You are a sixth or seventh seen mouse from being overtaken via revolution. Take a stand.
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CF3, just tell Fievel to head west. I'll give him shelter.
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You are going to need a pet falcon. I believe one of our mods is in the business but I do not recall which one
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I walked into the grocery store with a tangerine in my coat pocket.
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Yep, mice are the icebergs of mamals.
You are a sixth or seventh seen mouse from being overtaken via revolution. Take a stand.
this is not comforting
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I hear from Orkin commercials that they crap absolutely everywhere. Constantly.
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If you thought that the Ebolas was bad, don't even research the hantavirus.
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Have your feelings regarding Allen Fieldhouse become more positive?
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The mice have licked the peanut butter off of multiple traps. :curse:
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The mice have licked the peanut butter off of multiple traps. :curse:
don't even feel sorry for you at this point.
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you need to Judge them, not feed them treats
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The mice have licked the peanut butter off of multiple traps. :curse:
Stop buying the cheap ass traps. It's like you want them to crap everywhere in your house and eat your food. They're going to make you sick is what's going to happen.
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The mice have licked the peanut butter off of multiple traps. :curse:
Stop buying the cheap ass traps. It's like you want them to crap everywhere in your house and eat your food. They're going to make you sick is what's going to happen.
I bought a bunch more ones that are these, which an exterminator said are most effective:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F41bvyMAX1ML._SX342_.jpg&hash=c1b5d433a094d1c735537442ea9f19ecc679b075)
I have probably 30 traps set now. I haven't seen or caught one in a few days, but I did have a couple of the old style victor traps licked clean with no snap. I spent the last 4 days plugging up every possible entry point to my house, but its almost 100 years old and there's really no way to keep them 100% out. I've set up outdoor bait stations all around my house to keep them out. I'll replenish the bait every month until I die. Exterminator said that's pretty effective. I'm pretty confident I'll have the problem fixed relatively soon. In talking to neighbors, I guess its a pretty big problem around the area this year. Guy in the house behind me had about 20 in his garage. Thanks for your concern Mr. B.
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the latest nat. geo had a story on parasites and it talked about toxoplasmosis gondii (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis). i think cf3 is going to regret not burning down his house with all of his belongings inside of it. :frown:
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I long for the days when the Shame Yourself thread was a judgement free zone.
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Its not the trap. get a candy that sticks to the trap. Makes the mouse tug at it more. Trap reacts to that.
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nail down a mini Reese's? just spitballin' here
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i have been going over to a friend's (posts on this blog) house and picking the PB off these mouse traps that he has been setting up every night since i released 6 of the biggest mice (rats?) i bought at the pet store.
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Its not the trap. get a candy that sticks to the trap. Makes the mouse tug at it more. Trap reacts to that.
It is the trap. Victory makes better ones than those he has. They cover up the bait. So when the mouse fucks with it--BAM! They can't steal the bait. They have to lift up the bait lid and then they die. The lid is the trigger. Those he has are crap.
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my version of v for vendetta that I've watched probably over 30 times is full screen aspect (remember those) and I never noticed until tonight
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.victorpest.com%2Fresource%2Fimages%2Fhavahart%2Fproducts%2Flarge%2FB130-2_1.jpg&hash=a904d32e63bf661225de51a978bd6057990e1231)
This one bread?
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No. I looked for a pic, but I couldn't find one. The ones I'm talking about are even better than that one. They have the same general setup as the original ones except they have this hinged hood over the bait and when the mouse lifts up the hood the trap springs. The hood only opens in the front, so the mouse has to get its head right in there. They're ingenious. The traps I mean.
Also the bar itself has this modification where it has this what I like to call a killing wedge that is the part that strikes the mouse. Very lethal.
The one there looks like a mouse could still steal from it. The ones I'm pushing are steal-proof. Get you some.
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are there guillotine traps? seem humane but maybe kinda messy
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I've got you all sorted now. It's the Victor Quick-Kill Mouse Trap. I looked on their website. Oddly the pics they show are missing the death wedge, which is weird. Get the ones with the death wedge.
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are there guillotine traps? seem humane but maybe kinda messy
Yeah, you would have mouse blood everywhere. Pretty unsanitary. They carry diseases.
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four fingered children, too. that was embarrassing on my part
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four fingered children, too. that was embarrassing on my part
I've told them not to touch the mouse traps (I've set like 50). At this point any injury is 100% on them.
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I just went to the bank.
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i'm really not understanding how the glue traps aren't working. when i was in college we caught mice with those. also bats that were in our attic. big glue traps so they have to climb on it all four style to get the treat and then when they go to leave...oops. your stuck there dumbass until cf3 comes to pick you up and throw you in the garbage.
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I just went to the bank.
That's pretty quaint. Were you the only customer under age 70 there?
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I just went to the bank.
That's pretty quaint. Were you the only customer under age 70 there?
Veteran's Day.
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I just went to the bank.
Same here. Pulled into the drive thru... and right back out.
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I just went to the bank.
Same here. Pulled into the drive thru... and right back out.
Saw two police cars at a bank in Derby and noticed the bank sign said closed. Instantly thought there must have been a robbery. :facepalm:
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i'm really not understanding how the glue traps aren't working. when i was in college we caught mice with those. also bats that were in our attic. big glue traps so they have to climb on it all four style to get the treat and then when they go to leave...oops. your stuck there dumbass until cf3 comes to pick you up and throw you in the garbage.
of the 5 i caught, 4 were on glue traps. I bet there's more around, but I have set MORE traps and have caught none in 3 days now, although one bastard did like a stupid old victor trap clean a couple days ago. I'll keep trying, but I don't think there are as many as I feared.
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I just went to the bank.
That's pretty quaint. Were you the only customer under age 70 there?
Veteran's Day.
both of you guys :lol:
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I've never been to a Buffalo Wild Wings.....
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I've never been to a Buffalo Wild Wings.....
It's basically the love child of Applebee's and KFC.
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I've never been to a Buffalo Wild Wings.....
It's basically the love child of Applebee's and KFC.
Hooters with less boobs and LOTS more sports.
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Maybe Hooters much more moral step sister who plays field hockey.
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I've never been to a Buffalo Wild Wings.....
It's basically the love child of Applebee's and KFC.
Hooters with less boobs and LOTS more sports.
and better food. yeah, I said it. And it's true (not that it would take much)
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I've never been to a Buffalo Wild Wings.....
It's basically the love child of Applebee's and KFC.
Hooters with less boobs and LOTS more sports.
and marginally better food. yeah, I said it. And it's true (not that it would take much)
fyp
Gonna win 'em all!
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two pizza hot pockets for breakfast
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:horrorsurprise:
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Took a 15 minute nap in an office bathroom stall.
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I started watching/liking New Girl.
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I started watching/liking New Girl.
of course you did, it's very good
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I started watching/liking New Girl.
of course you did, it's very good
I stand by the fact, let me reiterate, FACT, that the first 5-6 episodes are really, really terrible.
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old fashioned snap traps and some glue traps too.
don't use glue traps. those are really cruel. you can kill any rodent you feel you need to kill with a snap trap. you should be ashamed of yourself.
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i'm really not understanding how the glue traps aren't working. when i was in college we caught mice with those. also bats that were in our attic. big glue traps so they have to climb on it all four style to get the treat and then when they go to leave...oops. your stuck there dumbass until cf3 comes to pick you up and throw you in the garbage.
:sdeek:
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I don't love the glue trap, but it gets the job done.
UPDATE: Mouse free for about 2 weeks now. I caught 7 total, and sealed off all possible entry points. At one time I had over 60 traps between the main part of the house and the basement which I would set and rotate and rebait daily.
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I don't love the glue trap, but it gets the job done.
UPDATE: Mouse free for about 2 weeks now. I caught 7 total, and sealed off all possible entry points. At one time I had over 60 traps between the main part of the house and the basement which I would set and rotate and rebait daily.
you were really overthinking it, mice aren't that hard to catch. what kind of mice did you have?
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regular house mouse. I know they're not that hard to catch. I caught 6 in 2 days, and then 1 like 4 days later, then no more. But I wanted to be damn sure I got them all. I'm going to keep a few traps set always in the basement and behind the trash can in the kitchen and stuff forever. I hated knowing there were mice in my house so much. I hated it sys. I had to overreact.
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they're just mice, cfor3. cute, furry, really really small. i had a rat in my house, imagine that.
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rough ridin' bob stoops better show up in this thread if he does this against ku.
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Has it been discussed if Cf3 can or cannot get a cat? A good mouser will have you and half the neighborhood clean in like a week
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Has it been discussed if Cf3 can or cannot get a cat? A good mouser will have you and half the neighborhood clean in like a week
lil CF3 is allergic, and neither me nor mrs CF3 want a cat. plus i'd probably end up with one that can't catch mice. When we first moved in 6 years ago there were like 5 feral cats in my alley, and we never saw snakes, mice, rats, possums, anything like that. It was great. Now there's only like 2 back there and there's more critters.
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Go pick some cats up and dump them in the alley.
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I didn't see a second of sunlight today.
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I didn't see a second of sunlight today.
this was my life for like 2/3 of this year
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So J-Dub comes over, we head to Tanner's at halftime of the game, its too crowded so we decide to get some more beer and burger king and head back to my house for the 2nd half. Well, after we started ordering, we just add more stuff. A side of nuggets here, some cookies there, it got out of hand. When the girl read back our order she joked "ok that will be one thousand dollars"
:frown:
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Then we ate all the food, and I decided we should make popcorn for quarter number 4.
:frown:
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The only reason we didn't end up making popcorn is because I was out of butter. I gave Mrs. CF3 a dirty look and asked "when were you going to tell me we were out of butter?" and I contemplated for a minute just going to the store for some butter even though the Cats had the ball.
:frown:
But then I didn't go to the store, and didn't get even fatter! :D
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How many bowlsbys did you smoke?
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Ate a 20 inch pizza with nicname last night. That's two 10in pizzas apiece
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Ate a 20 inch pizza with nicname last night. That's two 10in pizzas apiece
Take it to the pizza thread. It was thin crust too, not even that filling.
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one thing that I did today was spill an entire plate of biscuits n (sausage) gravy into my lap and now I have to live out the rest of the day with grease caked khakis crotch.
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one thing that I did today was spill an entire plate of biscuits n (sausage) gravy into my lap and now I have to live out the rest of the day with grease caked khakis crotch.
Why can't you go home and change?
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one thing that I did today was spill an entire plate of biscuits n (sausage) gravy into my lap and now I have to live out the rest of the day with grease caked khakis crotch.
Why can't you go home and change?
too far round trip for me to want to. maybe i need those glovebox pants. i'm mostly at my desk, but if i need to move, i can strut around like an aspy with my hands flat in front of my thighs and obscure the stains.
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why do you not have a spare set of khakis in your glove box and/or desk?
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why do you not have a spare set of khakis in your glove box and/or desk?
maybe i will get glove box pants for christmas :crossfingers:
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Ate a 20 inch pizza with nicname last night. That's two 10in pizzas apiece
It's actually the same as two 14.14 inch pizzas... :sdeek:
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Well 2 10" is slightly more than 1 14" so I guess that makes sense?
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Ate a 20 inch pizza with nicname last night. That's two 10in pizzas apiece
It's actually the same as two 14.14 inch pizzas... :sdeek:
OK, actually they each only ate the equivalent of a 6.9" deep dish pizza. (assuming that the thin crust was .4" and a deep dish is 1.7")
That is like a personal pan size.
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until just now, i thought the movie "That Thing You Do" was about a real band
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until just now, i thought the movie "That Thing You Do" was about a real band
Well this is disappointing news to learn :(
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until just now, i thought the movie "That Thing You Do" was about a real band
Well this is disappointing news to learn :(
that song was written specifically for the movie. who rough ridin' knew? i think i just watched it at a young age and assumed it was a song from the 70's.
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until just now, i thought the movie "That Thing You Do" was about a real band
Well this is disappointing news to learn :(
that song was written specifically for the movie. who rough ridin' knew? i think i just watched it at a young age and assumed it was a song from the 70's.
the movie takes place in the 60s
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until just now, i thought the movie "That Thing You Do" was about a real band
Well this is disappointing news to learn :(
that song was written specifically for the movie. who rough ridin' knew? i think i just watched it at a young age and assumed it was a song from the 70's.
the movie takes place in the 60s
60s, i meant 60s
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until just now, i thought the movie "That Thing You Do" was about a real band
Well this is disappointing news to learn :(
that song was written specifically for the movie. who rough ridin' knew? i think i just watched it at a young age and assumed it was a song from the 70's.
the movie takes place in the 60s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzllVlzzeuo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzllVlzzeuo)
Man, I love this song.
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until just now, i thought the movie "That Thing You Do" was about a real band
Well this is disappointing news to learn :(
that song was written specifically for the movie. who rough ridin' knew? i think i just watched it at a young age and assumed it was a song from the 70's.
the movie takes place in the 60s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzllVlzzeuo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzllVlzzeuo)
Man, I love this song.
Yeah, but what about THIS version? (this definitely belongs in the shame yourself thread, not the cover songs thread)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31M7LJRn6sA
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Got off early today. Been pounding Three Philosophers and am at about a 3.5 right now.
Decided not to cook tonight and called to order Chinese food. CNSMom's ex boyfriend has a phone number that is one digit off of the Chinese joint. Just called him and tried to order Mongolian Chicken.
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that's a strong 3.5 pal
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:cheers:
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Got off early today. Been pounding Three Philosophers and am at about a 3.5 right now.
Decided not to cook tonight and called to order Chinese food. CNSMom's ex boyfriend has a phone number that is one digit off of the Chinese joint. Just called him and tried to order Mongolian Chicken.
I say this belongs in the Brag about Something Stud thread. :cheers:
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bought a giant sized hershey's cookies'n'cream to snack on with my coffee in the mornings this week. ate the whole thing before noon today.
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bought a giant sized hershey's cookies'n'cream to snack on with my coffee in the mornings this week. ate the whole thing before noon today.
Is that white chocolate with oreos in it? Never been one for the white chocolate.
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bought a giant sized hershey's cookies'n'cream to snack on with my coffee in the mornings this week. ate the whole thing before noon today.
this?
http://www.rakuten.com/prod/hersheys-cookies-and-cream-giant-candy-bars/264338410.html?listingId=338769313&sclid=pla_google_TheOnlineCandyShop&adid=29963&gclid=CjwKEAiAqrqkBRCep-rKnt_r_lkSJAArVUBcgG1NvXTl7pk-vi4EGsZM-Yh9p8LJOMCRbmFUzY_nGhoCOqXw_wcB
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White chocolate is disturbing
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i know, guys. i know
that's why I quietly put it in here and not the brag about some stud thing thread.
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White chocolate is disturbing
It's good as an ingredient in peppermint bark.
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It's been 122 days since my last gE post. :dunno:
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It's been 122 days since my last gE post. :dunno:
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27982.msg1275796#msg1275796 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27982.msg1275796#msg1275796)
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:ROFL: still alive and rocking the tanks in December :Woohoo:
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The DJamer at my company's holiday party played Pitbull last night.
I'm not sure how or why this would cause me personal shame but it did.
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Craving Long John silvers
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i want to get absolutely crap hammered tonight (wednesday) for absolutely no reason
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will there be negative consequences?
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i want to get absolutely crap hammered tonight (wednesday) for absolutely no reason
Me too
will there be negative consequences?
Yes
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well the good news for you two is that this is the shame yourself thread and not the judge others thread and maybe i'll join you guys
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White chocolate is BITB chocolate. I don't judge you one bit, Shooter.
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This is incorrect.
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well the good news for you two is that this is the shame yourself thread and not the judge others thread and maybe i'll join you guys
Let's live blog this mug. I'm eating homemade pizza and on 80 acre #2
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I'm laying in bed with ljs tummy ache :frown:
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What is ljs?
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Oh nvm I get it
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Might get crap hammered tonight too.... hangover thread here I come.
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Merlot time, also playing scrabble
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Scrabble is my jam
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I'm very very terrible at scrabble
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I'm laying in bed with ljs tummy ache :frown:
Hiddleston's Revenge.
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Ella & Louis are jamming in the background. My God they are bitb, especially in the winter during scrabble/merlot combo time
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late start. liquor store had twelve packs of orange shandy for $6.99, it's snowing, wtf why not
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Naked scrabble. It's a thing.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Naked scrabble. It's a thing.
Gonna win 'em all!
You are already naked and just sitting around naked playing scrabble? Or is it more like Strip Scrabble?
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late start. liquor store had twelve packs of orange shandy for $6.99, it's snowing, wtf why not
the amazing thing about orange shandy is how gross it is when summer shandy is so delicious
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Naked scrabble. It's a thing.
Gonna win 'em all!
You are already naked and just sitting around naked playing scrabble? Or is it more like Strip Scrabble?
"Hey, let's get naked and play scrabble."
Gonna win 'em all!
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late start. liquor store had twelve packs of orange shandy for $6.99, it's snowing, wtf why not
i was in bed by the time you posted this :lol:
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I waTch "Party Down South 2" every Thursday.
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I waTch "Party Down South 2" every Thursday.
i watched Part Down South with miss williewatanabe and liked it.
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I waTch "Party Down South 2" every Thursday.
I watch Party Down South 2 and Redneck Island every Thursday.
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I purchased (as a christmas gift to my wife) a copy of the novel my sister wrote from Amazon on the day where books were 15% off. :kstategrad:
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My aunt wrote a self help book called "21 Days to Peace". My bro and I traded it back and forth at Christmas every now and then for 10-12 years. Then my sister in law threw it away.
No shame. Just wanted to share.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I purchased (as a christmas gift to my wife) a copy of the novel my sister wrote from Amazon on the day where books were 15% off. :kstategrad:
:sdeek: do you know mocat IRL?
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I purchased (as a christmas gift to my wife) a copy of the novel my sister wrote from Amazon on the day where books were 15% off. :kstategrad:
:sdeek: do you know mocat IRL?
has to be someone else. our guy has no time for 3500 posts
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I purchased (as a christmas gift to my wife) a copy of the novel my sister wrote from Amazon on the day where books were 15% off. :kstategrad:
:sdeek: do you know mocat IRL?
has to be someone else. our guy has no time for 3500 posts
Yeah... Would have been shocking, but then again, how many married emaws do you know whose sister has a novel available on Amazon?
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I purchased (as a christmas gift to my wife) a copy of the novel my sister wrote from Amazon on the day where books were 15% off. :kstategrad:
:sdeek: do you know mocat IRL?
has to be someone else. our guy has no time for 3500 posts
Yeah... Would have been shocking, but then again, how many married emaws do you know whose sister has a novel available on Amazon?
Those two were both at fattyfest last year, I would think they would know.
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I was at a 6. So it's quite possible. :cheers:
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@Scottwildcat ...
:impatient:
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@Scottwildcat ...
:impatient:
...I shaved my beard today and it was a mistake.
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@Scottwildcat ...
:impatient:
...I shaved my beard today and it was a mistake.
This is an important first ste . Proud of you, buddy. :cheers:
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Last week I went to a business meeting drunk. I was probs at a 5.5.
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Last week I went to a business meeting drunk. I was probs at a 5.5.
Booze business or fire business. Important difference.
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Last week I went to a business meeting drunk. I was probs at a 5.5.
Booze business or fire business. Important difference.
Booze business.
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Pffftttt, GTFO of my thread
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I don't find Jennifer Lawrence remotely attractive.
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You aren't very good at this thread bud.
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I ate two Arby's sandwiches for lunch a couple weeks ago and didn't even post in this thread kcfdcat. Think about that before posting again.
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You aren't very good at this thread bud.
This seems pretty shameful
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I just took 2 TUMS, 2 Advil and an Emergen-C in a span of 15 seconds.
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Panda Express two meat (Mong beef and sweet fire chicken (should be called barf fire)) for lunch :-(
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I semi-kinda shoulder bumped a much smaller teenager while running today when he and his group wouldn't clear the sidewalk for me to get by.
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I get annoyed by fans cheering for injured players. Like, congrats, you hurt your leg, gmafb. I'm doubly annoyed when they need a cart.
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I get annoyed by fans cheering for injured players. Like, congrats, you hurt your leg, gmafb. I'm doubly annoyed when they need a cart.
A simple applause is nice. Everything else is dumb.
It's weird when fball players use carts.
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He looked like a 2 carter
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I get annoyed by fans cheering for injured players. Like, congrats, you hurt your leg, gmafb. I'm doubly annoyed when they need a cart.
I was physically revolted by the shot of the crowd chanting
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i can not stand bourbon, like at all. yuckity yuck yuck.
feels good to share that with everyone, glad it's off my chest.
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have you had buffalo trace by chance?
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have you had buffalo trace by chance?
yes. and many others. all make me want to gag.
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chase w/ liquid smoke?
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have you had buffalo trace by chance?
yes. and many others. all make me want to gag.
what if, say, you make a marinade with some 50+ year old bourbon? and you smoked that meat that was soaked in this marinade for like a day. would that make it better?
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have you had buffalo trace by chance?
yes. and many others. all make me want to gag.
what if, say, you make a marinade with some 50+ year old bourbon? and you smoked that meat that was soaked in this marinade for like a day. would that make it better?
i was referring to drinking. i like bourbon barrel aged beers and bourbon collards and stuff but drinking bourbon is gross.
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hmm, i don't like dark beer at all, different pallets i guess
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i just got up and saw we lost a basketball game that i had no idea was on :frown:
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$7 worth of taco bell at 10:30 last night, sober :embarrassed:
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$7 worth of taco bell at 10:30 last night, sober :embarrassed:
did you use the new app? I spent at least 20 minutes crafting my family of 4's order for dinner Saturday night. The best part was the app gives the order an "aka" and mine was "Easy Evening"
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holy crap i just at an entire 8.5 oz can of cashews.
i just checked and the serving size is 1/8 of a can
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holy crap i just at an entire 8.5 oz can of cashews.
i just checked and the serving size is 1/8 of a can
you probably better go drink a couple gallons of water.
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holy crap i just at an entire 8.5 oz can of cashews.
i just checked and the serving size is 1/8 of a can
That's... crazy.
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holy crap i just at an entire 8.5 oz can of cashews.
i just checked and the serving size is 1/8 of a can
nuts are sneaky, man
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I get annoyed by fans cheering for injured players. Like, congrats, you hurt your leg, gmafb. I'm doubly annoyed when they need a cart.
this is a butt hole one. my butt hole one is, i get annoyed when people with sad faces make videos where they have written out long messages on flash cards and they just flip the cards one by one, so you can read their sad story of how their parents don't like each other or whatever. i mean why not just talk in the video?
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A couple months ago I planned a ski trip with some bro's, picked the date to make sure we would be back in time for the Phillips 66 Big 12 Tournament.
:frown: :frown:
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A couple months ago I planned a ski trip with some bro's, picked the date to make sure we would be back in time for the Phillips 66 Big 12 Tournament.
:frown: :frown:
Yikes, that's a tough spot
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good hedge
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A couple months ago I planned a ski trip with some bro's, picked the date to make sure we would be back in time for the Phillips 66 Big 12 Tournament.
:frown: :frown:
hopefully you are at least getting back Wednesday and not Thursday?
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There have been like 8 or 9 of those Bud Light Applerita things in our fridge since Halloween. I drank all of them last night and then chased them with a couple Bud Light Limes.
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:lol:
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May go in stud thread later, but but I bet $75 on Oregon -6.5 on a whim today :sdeek:
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No research, mostly based on the 2012-13 Oregon team
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There have been like 8 or 9 of those Bud Light Applerita things in our fridge since Halloween. I drank all of them last night and then chased them with a couple Bud Light Limes.
Wow. Great post.
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I wanted the Ohio State moneyline and K-State @OU moneyline really hard and didn't act on either because I'm a total wuss when it comes to betting outside of poker. The shame is in me bragging about my great hindsight to people.
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May go in stud thread later, but but I bet $75 on Oregon -6.5 on a whim today :sdeek:
:frown: Even with 4 TOs
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May go in stud thread later, but but I bet $75 on Oregon -6.5 on a whim today :sdeek:
:frown: Even with 4 TOs
:frown:
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May go in stud thread later, but but I bet $75 on Oregon -6.5 on a whim today :sdeek:
:frown: Even with 4 TOs
:frown:
Didn't see it when I was betting but it came with a free match bet which a rolled with a teaser of Seattle -1.5 and New England -1.
Hedged with a smaller bet on GB/Indy parlay at +1058.
All is not lost!
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I drink water out the same glass at my desk every day. Realized this morning that this glass has probably not been washed in well over a month.
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it's water wtf
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its called "seasoning", townie. Any elite-level water drinker would advise you to never wash your cup.
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i never wash my best skillet for the same reason
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its called "seasoning", townie. Any elite-level water drinker would advise you to never wash your cup.
:thumbs:
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this is obviously even more true for coffee cups (black coffee elites only)
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I missed Justified last week :(
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I missed Justified last week :(
I thought Justified started next week. :facepalm:
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I missed Justified last week :(
I thought Justified started next week. :facepalm:
Oh crap it is!
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Oh man! Totally take my self facepalm back. No shame, you guys!
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Oh man! Totally take my self facepalm back. No shame, you guys!
I still feel shame for for mistakenly making you feel shame. Shame on me.
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The entire limp bizkit fiasco.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I just participated in Sonic ' s fifty cent corn dog day.
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I rarely watch movies. I just read the thread here, Wikipedia the plot, and call it good.
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Chugged a warm Smirnoff ice last night
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Chugged a warm Smirnoff ice last night
I've never been less suprised in my life
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Chugged a warm Smirnoff ice last night
I've never been less suprised in my life
It was a gift from Stevesie
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Chugged a warm Smirnoff ice last night
I've never been less surprised in my life
It was a gift from Stevesie
i've never been less surprised in my life
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Chugged a warm Smirnoff ice last night
This would go in the brag about some stud thing thread if you were Spracne circa 2003.
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Had to make a quick trip to salina and was leaving about 1 so I decided to get some Hickory hut for lunch (stud thread), anyway I got back on 135 to go back to manhattan and 15 minutes later I start noticing things I've never seen before, namely the town of Minneapolis (@nicname). It was at that point I realized that I had forgotten to exit onto i-70 so I had to go all the way to 24 to get back to mhk and it was like 30 extra minutes.
But now I know where clay center, Minneapolis, and lenordville are!
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it is a shame you didn't text me about lunch you selfish bad person
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Had a subordinate with me (which makes the whole thing more shameful)
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I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor
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Had to make a quick trip to salina and was leaving about 1 so I decided to get some Hickory hut for lunch (stud thread), anyway I got back on 135 to go back to manhattan and 15 minutes later I start noticing things I've never seen before, namely the town of Minneapolis (@nicname). It was at that point I realized that I had forgotten to exit onto i-70 so I had to go all the way to 24 to get back to mhk and it was like 30 extra minutes.
But now I know where clay center, Minneapolis, and lenordville are!
didn't go to Nelson's Landing? For shame.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I ordered a beer as an ipa, pronounced ip-uh. I didn't know it was an acronym...
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I ordered a beer as an ipa, pronounced ip-uh. I didn't know it was an acronym...
Hahahaha holy eff
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Omg that is impressive
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Had to make a quick trip to salina and was leaving about 1 so I decided to get some Hickory hut for lunch (stud thread), anyway I got back on 135 to go back to manhattan and 15 minutes later I start noticing things I've never seen before, namely the town of Minneapolis (@nicname). It was at that point I realized that I had forgotten to exit onto i-70 so I had to go all the way to 24 to get back to mhk and it was like 30 extra minutes.
But now I know where clay center, Minneapolis, and lenordville are!
Clay Center "Zoo" and Rock City... Plus something in Leonardville probably!
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I ordered a beer as an ipa, pronounced ip-uh. I didn't know it was an acronym...
I don't believe you.
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I ordered a beer as an ipa, pronounced ip-uh. I didn't know it was an acronym...
I don't believe you.
I'm with Spracs, here. Don't believe it.
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I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor
i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.
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I just realized I forgot to get in touch with The King this weekend. We were supposed to hang out today after the game, but I forgot to contact him. I'm an awful person. I hope he had a great night and accepts my apology.
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I ate dominos pizza tonight because I was too lazy to walk to a closer pizza place. My stomach hurts.
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hello, welcome to panda express what can we get you
hi, I'll have the two meat firecracker chicken with vegetables for the side
we are out of firecracker chicken for today
ok, I'll have beijing beef
........ :sdeek:
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i thought this was a picture of a spaceship landing. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :buh-bye:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fbd%2FSafeplacelogo.svg%2F1024px-Safeplacelogo.svg.png&hash=5f830980f33504edb1754ed36d53748f509ee461)
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ordered 3 cookies from jimmy johns because they have a $5.50 delivery minimum and i only want one
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just drank half a bottle of two buck chuck white wine
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they just called me and told me they can't do an order without a sandwich. this is totalitarian
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BOYCOTT
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this aggression will not stand man
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:lol:
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they just called me and told me they can't do an order without a sandwich. this is totalitarian
What a silly policy
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I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor
i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.
One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.
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I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor
i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.
One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.
This is not shame, nicname. It's survival. Well done.
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I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor
i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.
One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.
i slept in a random apartment building once because i got lost and couldnt find my way home.
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I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor
i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.
One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.
I remember getting up to use the restroom during the middle off the night one time and thought I heard snoring. Were you clear up by my door or down by the front door to the building?
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is a fourier like a foyer?
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is a fourier like a foyer?
Yes...however the former is the Canadian version.
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I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor
i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.
One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.
I remember getting up to use the restroom during the middle off the night one time and thought I heard snoring. Were you clear up by my door or down by the front door to the building?
It was prob me
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I had Cocoa Puffs for dinner :Keke:
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i just actually googled "beard pills"
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i just actually googled "beard pills"
i want to know more
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i just actually googled "beard pills"
i want to know more
i assume its a band
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0180%2F7517%2Fproducts%2FVitaBeard_large.jpg%3Fv%3D1403051846&hash=538cc30a2654c090a46b0fc6fbf26db87b0952e6)
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KCFD's new beer
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i just actually googled "beard pills"
i want to know more
i assume its a band
i have a stupid bald face and it's so cold and windy outside and oh look it's AST with a living breathing glacier attached to the front of his effing head
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remember that head of hair tho!!
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i have a spot in the middle of my chin where the hair maxes out at like 1" while the rest of the goat keeps on climbing. this creates a natural fork like maybe i'm a genetic godsmack fan. will these pills help with this?
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I ate a whole pan of brownies last night by myself.
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i just actually googled "beard pills"
i want to know more
i assume its a band
i have a stupid bald face and it's so cold and windy outside and oh look it's AST with a living breathing glacier attached to the front of his effing head
:ROFL:
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Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).
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Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).
Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. :D
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The men's basketball team I follow went out in the first game of the tournament to TCU
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Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).
Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. :D
won't help get the pee smell out of her car tho
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Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).
Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. :D
won't help get the pee smell out of her car tho
:lol:
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Yesterday I went through the car wash with my window open a little bit (well only half way through).
Good for you; bet you could have skipped bathing today. :D
won't help get the pee smell out of her car tho
:dubious:
I pee in showers. I puke in cars, but not my own though.
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BUT THE CAR WASH WAS YOUR SHOWER THAT DAY SO YOU PEED IN IT
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lol mocat
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BUT THE CAR WASH WAS YOUR SHOWER THAT DAY SO YOU PEED IN IT
Oh crap I totally didn't get that. Good thing we're already in the Shame thread.
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We have a couple weekly meetings over the lunch hour in our main conference room where food is brought in. Today, I was a few minutes early, walked in to conference room and cut a really, really rank fart.
Before I knew how bad it would be, or how long it would linger, I left the room to go grab a soda from the break room. Upon return, a couple people were complaining about how bad the conference room smelled.
I didn't claim it though.
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We have a couple weekly meetings over the lunch hour in our main conference room where food is brought in. Today, I was a few minutes early, walked in to conference room and cut a really, really rank fart.
Before I knew how bad it would be, or how long it would linger, I left the room to go grab a soda from the break room. Upon return, a couple people were complaining about how bad the conference room smelled.
I didn't claim it though.
This really should be in The Gloat Thread. :ROFL:
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In my younger days, I was an roughneck. Sometimes it was close to a 100 miles to field site. On some of the crews I was on, we drank an unusually large amount of beer after our tour was over. Well to keep things interesting, we would have rank farting contests while riding home in the rig wagon. Some of us ate sardines, cheese and cabbage with our many swigs of beer. I can honestly say, we could never get a four window down fart. Due to the owner being to proud of his accomplishment. But we did get a few of the new to the game guys to gad and throw up.
In case you're wondering, the inability to get a four down window fart is one of my greatest shames.
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In my younger days, I was an roughneck. Sometimes it was close to a 100 miles to field site. On some of the crews I was on, we drank an unusually large amount of beer after our tour was over. Well to keep things interesting, we would have rank farting contests while riding home in the rig wagon. Some of us ate sardines, cheese and cabbage with our many swigs of beer. I can honestly say, we could never get a four window down fart. Due to the owner being to proud of his accomplishment. But we did get a few of the new to the game guys to gad and throw up.
In case you're wondering, the inability to get a four down window fart is one of my greatest shames.
perfect post, katdaddy. :lol:
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In my younger days, I was an roughneck. Sometimes it was close to a 100 miles to field site. On some of the crews I was on, we drank an unusually large amount of beer after our tour was over. Well to keep things interesting, we would have rank farting contests while riding home in the rig wagon. Some of us ate sardines, cheese and cabbage with our many swigs of beer. I can honestly say, we could never get a four window down fart. Due to the owner being to proud of his accomplishment. But we did get a few of the new to the game guys to gad and throw up.
In case you're wondering, the inability to get a four down window fart is one of my greatest shames.
perfect post, katdaddy. :lol:
This would be shameful to tell to my coworkers tho. :blush:
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i've been mooching a ton of beer lately. i probably had 20 light beers this weekend that i didn't pay for and i just asked metalhead if he was going to bring beer to our kickball game so i wouldn't need to. it's despicable.
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i got lost on the way back to the tailgate from sporting park and i felt soo unbelievably sorry for myself that i almost started crying.
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i got lost on the way back to the tailgate from sporting park and i felt soo unbelievably sorry for myself that i almost started crying.
You were probably freezing so that is understandable.
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i've been mooching a ton of beer lately. i probably had 20 light beers this weekend that i didn't pay for and i just asked metalhead if he was going to bring beer to our kickball game so i wouldn't need to. it's despicable.
I brought your beer that you bought like a month ago, dumbhead.
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i've been mooching a ton of beer lately. i probably had 20 light beers this weekend that i didn't pay for and i just asked metalhead if he was going to bring beer to our kickball game so i wouldn't need to. it's despicable.
I brought your beer that you bought like a month ago, dumbhead.
:ROFL:
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excellent works bubbs
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So i ripped a two foot hole my jeans putting my jeans on after workout on my campus. They know I'm going to the Royals game. I need to get new pants, do I just roll out and let them think I skipped out. Or email a picture to my boss that inevitably everyone will see and mock? Or option three spend two hours in athletic shorts in the office
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wear the blown out jeans with the shorts over them for modesty
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Are you wearing your nice underwear today?
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Just leave, it's Friday
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I sent a text to my boss and said I'm out to get some pants. Hopefully it will be a fun group meeting at my expense. I get zubaz tonight though!
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Then I went to joes kc and got some brisket, and then went to the Gap and got new jeans. A nice Lil Friday
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I broke a swingset at a local park today by getting parallel with the bar and the cops came.
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:ROFL:
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you should post more like that and less of the ones like yard dog :thumbs:
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rofl
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did you stick the dismount?
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did you stick the dismount?
Yes
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did you stick the dismount?
Yes
take it to the brag about some stud thing thread then.
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Just found out where Rick daris got his name :wha:
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Just found out where Rick daris got his name :wha:
His Mom really is great. Did she tell you about the time young Rick put sticks and grass in the car gas tank?!?
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I like to think that rd is actually this guy I know named Daris from KSU cats.
Gonna win 'em all!
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No I mean I found out where the name Rick daris came from.
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No I mean I found out where the name Rick daris came from.
I googled that before I even registered for an account
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nicname told me about it one night at rock-a-belly
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nicname told me about it one night at rock-a-belly
On a pool table.
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No I mean I found out where the name Rick daris came from.
Then there is a 33.3% chance you found out where the name steve dave comes from.
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dropped my phone in the toilet last night
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dropped my phone in the toilet last night
Was it before or after you had used the toilet? :Yuck:
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dropped my phone in the toilet last night
Was it before or after you had used the toilet? :Yuck:
luckily before ;)
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dropped my phone in the toilet last night
Was it before or after you had used the toilet? :Yuck:
luckily before ;)
this is what everyone says.
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its true tho ;)
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nicname told me about it one night at rock-a-belly
On a pool gaming table.
FTFY
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Gooch and Metalhead are talking about trips to elite places like Milwaukee and Minneapolis and I'm homesick. :cry:
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Gooch and Metalhead are talking about trips to elite places like Milwaukee and Minneapolis and I'm homesick. :cry:
PurpleBear4 and I might make a trip to Houston.
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Gooch and Metalhead are talking about trips to elite places like Milwaukee and Minneapolis and I'm homesick. :cry:
PurpleBear4 and I might make a trip to Houston.
:cheers:
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@puniraptor, did you make a tasty lunch out of the poopwater rice?
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@puniraptor, did you make a tasty lunch out of the poopwater rice?
i didn't yet. and i think i wont. forces outside of my control will compell me to definitely not do it, i'm sure.
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cups and cups of rice! WASTED!
it kills me
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on the flipside, my phone is fully functional again with only some minor screen discoloration
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on the flipside, my phone is fully functional again with only some minor screen discoloration
Yellow?
Brown?
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:blindfold:
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pretty sure I was using round trip incorrectly until 30 minutes ago when I started to drive Trim insane on twitter.
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I thought imgur was pronounced "im-grr" until a few weeks ago. :facepalm:
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I thought imgur was pronounced "im-grr" until a few weeks ago. :facepalm:
Uh. I still say that. Other people say "imager" which I don't like. What is it?
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I thought imgur was pronounced "im-grr" until a few weeks ago. :facepalm:
Uh. I still say that. Other people say "imager" which I don't like. What is it?
I heard it called "imager" and googled it. The more you know.
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eff the world. im grrrr 4#life
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If I were to start listing all of the words/ expressions/ young people stuff that I don't know exactly what it means, I'd have a really long post.
Gonna win 'em all!
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If I were to start listing all of the words/ expressions/ young people stuff that I don't know exactly what it means, I'd have a really long post.
Gonna win 'em all!
Totes!
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I watched Diners drive ins and dives from 3 clear til the start of the royals game.
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Love that show
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Love that show
Me too. What a great way to waste time.
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I watched Diners drive ins and dives from 3 clear til the start of the royals game.
............... Is this a thing we need to feel bad about?
related: (if your under 30) http://munchies.vice.com/show/eff-thats-delicious-2
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does the page not 404 if you are under 30?
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does the page not 404 if you are under 30?
Works for me, gramps.
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Tried to fight big gip last night because he blocked me on Twitter. Puked on a party bus
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Tried to fight big gip last night because he blocked me on Twitter. Puked on a party bus
did this party bus roll through aggieville around 10:15ish last night?
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Tried to fight big gip last night because he blocked me on Twitter. Puked on a party bus
did this party bus roll through aggieville around 10:15ish last night?
yep. Bunch a rough ridin' idiots we were
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All worth it tho. Hanging out with mcgruder j o Edwards and wade was a blast
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Tried to fight big gip last night because he blocked me on Twitter. Puked on a party bus
did this party bus roll through aggieville around 10:15ish last night?
yep. Bunch a rough ridin' idiots we were
i walked by it when it was stopped in front of radina's :surprised:
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Tried to fight big gip last night because he blocked me on Twitter. Puked on a party bus
did this party bus roll through aggieville around 10:15ish last night?
yep. Bunch a rough ridin' idiots we were
i walked by it when it was stopped in front of radians :surprised:
johnys was rough ridin' nuts last night
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does the page not 404 if you are under 30?
Yep, so now we know a bit more about your age
Check back next week for my link that won't load unless you pull in 75K+ yearly
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So I'm in an interview, finished up my second panel interview of the morning and they ask me to take a pee test. So I fill the cup uneventfully and move it from the stream but my aim was at the wall at this point. So I'm peeing all over the wall and toilet and finally settle down and finish and clean up the disaster. Then I didn't put the lid on tight and i get pee all over my hand. Just an incredibly embarassing moment. Luckily, they trusted me enough to do it alone.
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jesus, how drunk were you?
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If i were drunk, it wouldn't be in the shame yourself thread :( my flight to the place got in at midnight, i was at the hotel around 1, running on like 4 hours of sleep. It'll be a miracle if i get the offer.
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Why can't you control your anteater, bud?
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I sure hope Jabeez wasn't interviewing to be a firefighter.
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sorry jabz - missed that this was shame yourself. you do you :thumbs:
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i think it still goes in the shame thread if drunk
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omg puni
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Aren't the pee tests usually after accepting the offer, and conducted by a third party (labcorp, etc.)? V. weird to have immediate pee test.
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Last two jobs, the pee test is prior to the offer. But the interview was also in virginia, and they said they send it to labcorp... I dunno, I was surprised too.
It was a fun interview to do. Had several different interviews with different groups of people. They gave me some business cases prior to coming in and went through them with the manager. Then they had me prove I am an excel expert and some gmat/lsat type questions. All on 4 hours of sleep, since I got to the hotel at 1:00am.
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I bet those sumifs were a bitch huh
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I bet those sumifs were a bitch huh
Haha, completely forgot it for a few minutes, sum(if( wasn't working. Pivot tables are more useful for my purposes.
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Left my suit jacket at a bar last night :(
Probably too pak'd for a Tuesday.
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I routinely and intentionally include grammatical errors in my posts, just to be more acceptable :cry:
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i accidently hit a button on the remote and it changed to the o'reilly factor and i just left it there
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I routinely and intentionally include grammatical errors in my posts, just to be more acceptable :cry:
That interesting! I thought you were to rough ridin' busy checking other's posts for errors to check your own; you ignorant, pretentious eff!
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i accidently hit a button on the remote and it changed to the o'reilly factor and i just left it there
Congrads! You're using your right wing, just so you can fly straight in the middle; instead of circling around one way or another.
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I routinely and intentionally include grammatical errors in my posts, just to be more acceptable :cry:
That interesting! I thought you were to rough ridin' busy checking other's posts for errors to check your own; you ignorant, pretentious eff!
It's the burden God cross'd me with--like Tom Hanks in the Green Mile.
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grammar is like pissing razors?
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how many packages of sausage did you get from rays? (i assume you #hacked their purchase limit) :excited:
i never actually made it to rays to buy all the eckrich turkey smoked sausage :embarrassed:
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dobber is my fave poster.
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I have waited forever to hear those words. (Yes, this belongs in this thread)
Gonna win 'em all!
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dobber is my fave poster.
wait a second....why did you post this here??? :sad:
Gonna win 'em all!
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dobber is my fave poster.
Yes, I enjoy some good ole dobber myself. :D
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STOP SAYING THAT ITT!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
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Sorry, but shameful things need to be said.
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YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
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I routinely and intentionally include grammatical errors in my posts, just to be more acceptable :cry:
most of my KU friends are pretty deceitful too so this is not surprising
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YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
:ROFL:
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I just followed @beaty_david on twitter
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I just followed @beaty_david on twitter
Already blocked.
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I just farted in the break room really loud with and older worker who was present. He didn't hear it.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk
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Classic Greg!
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greg's story reminds me of a story and i am going to now share it here:
one summer when i was in high school two of my friends and i worked at a local telemarketing call center and there was a standard issue breakroom in the building. there were various vending machines in there and one of them was this weird rotating column thing that had like sandwiches and hotdogs and pastries and they were each in their own little cubby hole that had these sliding clear plastic doors that if you selected one and paid for it you could then open the door up of the corresponding cubby and get your selection directly out of the machine.
so anyway one of the friends was not right and would do almost anything someone suggested he do in the name of trying to be funny. so i suggested that he buy one of the hotdogs and then take the little paper tray it came in (like this:(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jillybeankids.com%2Fuploads%2F5%2F9%2F6%2F1%2F5961734%2Fs873805835760741402_p2634_i1_w320.png&hash=1c5638b66cef877a66b55222a1bdfc8a82fe2163)) and go to the restroom and crap in it and then while the other guy and i kept a lookout bring it back to the breakroom and re-select the empty cubby and put it back in.
he did it and it was pretty rough ridin' hilarious. at least in theory. i mean i wouldn't have thought a single piece of crap in a closed vending machine would smell as powerfully as it did, but it was like someone had left a large rotting animal carcass in the middle of the room and had also filled the carcass with feces. it was frankly unbelievable.
it took the management three days to figure out what was wrong in there and instead of freaking out and trying to find out who did it, like threatening everybody, etc. they never said anything about it. like it never happened. so rough ridin' bizarre the way people respond to adversity. kind of a dugger reaction i guess.
obviously the idea was that one of the coworkers would be spinning the column around browsing for some food item and then see a big piece of crap in a hotdog tray in one of the cubbies and be like wtfh!? except we never got to find out if that's how it went down. probably best that it didn't happen that way because we would have really falloned it up and outed ourselves.
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^^great story. Enjoyed that. This could be a good "situational question" for an interviewee of a management pos. "How would you react to finding a crap Dog in the break room vending machine, and what would be your next steps?"
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They went the say-nothing-and-don't-get-the-health-dept-called-on-us route.
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They went the say-nothing-and-don't-get-the-health-dept-called-on-us route.
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yeah, i thought maybe they were worried they'd have to get rid of the machine or that they'd get reported/sued because people were still eating out of that rough ridin' thing for three days while there was open-air crap in there. or they realized they manage a telemarketing call center and just didn't rough ridin' care, like why even bother. probably a combo of those.
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They went the say-nothing-and-don't-get-the-health-dept-called-on-us route.
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yeah, i thought maybe they were worried they'd have to get rid of the machine or that they'd get reported/sued because people were still eating out of that rough ridin' thing for three days while there was open-air crap in there. or they realized they manage a telemarketing call center and just didn't rough ridin' care, like why even bother. probably a combo of those.
If it smelled that bad, you would have thought that it would have smelled really, really bad right at the machine and anyone who tried to get something out of it would have realized the smell was coming from the machine right away.
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i can confirm that people continued to eat out of it. and once you were in the room the smell was pervasive. it was uncanny. there was no smelling your way to the source. it was everywhere at once.
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I only have 388 AA miles. :frown:
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When I was at jury duty last week, there was a toilet seat on stilts, kind of like this:
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I was just doing my normal business, bbsing, maybe a crossroad, when I noticed the floor was wet! I was like, gross, is that coming from the next stall? Yuck! Then I got up and noticed the back of my leg was wet because it went straight out of the gap created by the risen toilet seat. so gross, but the lady sitting next to me took off her shoes and put her socks on the seat so I guess in comparison it wasn't that bad.
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When I was at jury duty last week, there was a toilet seat on stilts, kind of like this:
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I was just doing my normal business, bbsing, maybe a crossroad, when I noticed the floor was wet! I was like, gross, is that coming from the next stall? Yuck! Then I got up and noticed the back of my leg was wet because it went straight out of the gap created by the risen toilet seat. so gross, but the lady sitting next to me took off her shoes and put her socks on the seat so I guess in comparison it wasn't that bad.
There was a lady next to you in the bathroom?
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what a story!
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the lady that sat next to me in the jury box. whoops!
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so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?
that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
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so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?
that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes
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I am at work and have my shoes off right now....are you saying that is gross?
I mean, I am wearing flip flops today anyway so it is not much different...
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so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?
that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes
man, that's rough.
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so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?
that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes
man, that's rough.
i've done this before. what a horrible feeling.
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so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?
that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes
man, that's rough.
i've done this before. what a horrible feeling.
This is about 1 million times more gross than me peeing in the shower.
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so you sat down to crap and then you pissed out of the front part of the seat thing onto your own legs?
that's what i took away from that, but i wasn't confident in it.
Yes
man, that's rough.
i've done this before. what a horrible feeling.
This is about 1 million times more gross than me peeing in the shower.
i think intent might be a big difference though.
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perhaps the worst part was we were in recess from court and so I had to go right back to the courtroom. Plus the bathroom was pretty busy I couldn't go to another bathroom or anything because there wasn't any time and they'd come looking for me.
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I only have 388 AA miles. :frown:
Get to the credit card thread and ask SD what card to get next.
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I am at work and have my shoes off right now....are you saying that is gross?
I mean, I am wearing flip flops today anyway so it is not much different...
Do your feet actually fit into shoes though?
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I am at work and have my shoes off right now....are you saying that is gross?
I mean, I am wearing flip flops today anyway so it is not much different...
missed this. I honestly don't care if someone across the room takes their shoes off. the problem is we were in a jury box:
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I was sitting where the black guy is sitting in the photo, and she was directly next to me. She wasn't wearing flip flops, she was wearing tennis shoes and gray socks. and she wasn't just sitting there, she was putting her feet on the chair and sitting on her knees. So they were very close to my arms and nose. Gross.
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Rus, you brag about jury duty more than sf stuff
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mc, that must be the official stud juror spot
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although my pants were dry every day
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Is sitting down to pee a thing?
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That trial isn't over yet?
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Is sitting down to pee a thing?
I do this when i wake up in the middle of the night. That way I don't have to turn on a light and also don't piss all over the floor.
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in drive thru at taco bell. it's taking a while so i put it in park. car in front of me moves forward, i reach to put it in drive, and the shifter won't budge. will. not. budge. so i'm stuck there for about 10 minutes, panicking, unable to get my car out of park. i told people behind me to go around, put on my flashers. in a drive thru. finally found some instructions in my car manual about how to get it out of park when it's stuck, which required kind of breaking things because i didn't have a screwdriver.
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you should probably buy a new car
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you should probably buy a new car
yes
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I only have 388 AA miles. :frown:
Get to the credit card thread and ask SD what card to get next.
I have over 600k AA miles :gocho:
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this morning when i woke up i went to my window overlooking aggieville and opened the curtains and the dad of some family sitting outside at starbucks pointed my direction and then the mom and what looked to be a teenage daughter turned my direction and then i realized they were pointing at me because i was in my underwear so i waved and shut the curtains
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champ move
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:lol:
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okay, who drove their vehicle through the front window of salty rim?
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this morning when i woke up i went to my window overlooking aggieville and opened the curtains and the dad of some family sitting outside at starbucks pointed my direction and then the mom and what looked to be a teenage daughter turned my direction and then i realized they were pointing at me because i was in my underwear so i waved and shut the curtains
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I've never played a single second of any final Fantasy game
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I've never played a single second of any final Fantasy game
same, and ill take it one step further, ive never owned a playstation of any kind :frown:
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I've never played a single second of any final Fantasy game
same, and ill take it one step further, ive never owned a playstation of any kind :frown:
last video game console I owned was Sega Genesis. Although I did play a lot of playstation 2 in college, my roommates had 1.
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Remember my good buddy alexfromop?
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=13343.msg1128654#msg1128654
One day about 4 years ago I was ordering something from amazon and he told me I could use his account for the free shipping since he had an Amazon Prime subscription.
I tried to order a salad spinner today (My garden is going nuts) but the free ride is over :frown:
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Your salad days are over, pal. :nono:
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Remember my good buddy alexfromop?
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=13343.msg1128654#msg1128654
One day about 4 years ago I was ordering something from amazon and he told me I could use his account for the free shipping since he had an Amazon Prime subscription.
I tried to order a salad spinner today (My garden is going nuts) but the free ride is over :frown:
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I like how over the top you are with the :horrorsurprise: in the original text.
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Just googled kcpickleexchange.com.
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Just googled kcpickleexchange.com.
It wasn't some Katdaddy type site, I hope?
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nope, the domain name hasn't been registered yet. Time to bust out the credit card. :Woohoo:
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3. Profit
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I've left my lights on 3 times over night in the last week and a half and ppl downtown don't like to help each other. :frown:
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I've left my lights on 3 times over night in the last week and a half and ppl downtown don't like to help each other. :frown:
It's 2015 why does your car not have automatic light?
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It's a 2002. :frown: I guess that belongs here too.
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It's a 2002. :frown: I guess that belongs here too.
if your 2002 was a hellantra (the pinnacle of korean engineering) you would have automatic lights
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It's a 2002. :frown: I guess that belongs here too.
if your 2002 was a hellantra (the pinnacle of korean engineering) you would have automatic lights
It's a VW. A shitty, shitty Volkswagen.
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I've had auto lights in every vehicle I've owned made after 2000
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I've had auto lights in every vehicle I've owned made after 2000
My '92 Park Ave had auto lights
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I ate two slices of Casey's pizza yesterday, and drank soda (becasue it was free with the pizzas)
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Take it to the pizza thread :thumbs:
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Casey's pizza is actually much better than most of the big brands, imo. :dunno:
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:cheers:
I ate two slices of Casey's pizza yesterday, and drank soda (becasue it was free with the pizzas)
Soda pop is great
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i enjoy their breakfast pizza
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AbeFroman should shame himself about thinking that was a shame post
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AbeFroman should shame himself about thinking that was a shame post
Yes, im confused by this. taco pizza is really good there
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I kind of like BushBlister posts. :dunno:
:blindfold:
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:cheers:I ate two slices of Casey's pizza yesterday, and drank soda (becasue it was free with the pizzas)
Soda pop is great
I did exactly the same...felt terrible after, even though I like the pizza there.
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ate two bowls of Honeycombs for dinner.
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Is being attracted to Ronda Rousey weird? :dunno:
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Is not knowing Ronda Rousey weird? :dunno:
Gonna win 'em all!
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Meh. Not really. She's a badass fighter.
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hey slobber they don't make 8-track tapes anymore either omg :lol:
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This is supposed to be a safe place YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
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Not knowing ufc fighters isn't shameful dobber, don't let these idiots get you down.
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honestly, they should shame themselves for still following the ufc.
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honestly, they should shame themselves for still following the ufc.
Because that type of fighting is dumb or because another similar organization is better?
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honestly, they should shame themselves for still following the ufc.
Because that type of fighting is dumb or because another similar organization is better?
the former.
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honestly, they should shame themselves for still following the ufc.
Because that type of fighting is dumb or because another similar organization is better?
Because it is a shitty manipulative organization that harbors really scummy people.
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I spent like over an hour today reading mommy blogs and I have no kids. Just did it to start a thread. :frown:
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I don't watch the fights fwiw. I started following her after the Entourage movie.
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Shame yourself for seeing the entourage movie in the theater
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No way! I loved it! :love:
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Stud: I just had a prime rib eye, cooked sous vide to 130F, and then quick seared on high heat.
Shame: I would rather have a nicely made cheeseburger, or a BBQ smoked brisket.
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YOU MONSTER!
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I have no clue who this is. :frown:
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do you know who the girl is that CF3 posted right after that?
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do you know who the girl is that CF3 posted right after that?
Yeah, I figured it was a Duffy reference. I've always loved Hillary Duff.
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do you know who the girl is that CF3 posted right after that?
Yeah, I figured it was a Duffy reference. I've always loved Hillary Duff.
Weirdly I now know who that guy is because of this post
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do you know who the girl is that CF3 posted right after that?
Yeah, I figured it was a Duffy reference. I've always loved Hillary Duff.
Weirdly I now know who that guy is because of this post
it's not weird
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do you know who the girl is that CF3 posted right after that?
Yeah, I figured it was a Duffy reference. I've always loved Hillary Duff.
Weirdly I now know who that guy is because of this post
knowing how to rgis is a great skill to possess.
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I ate lunch at Hooters today. :facepalm:
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Googled rgis and still am clueless
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I ate lunch at Hooters today. :facepalm:
slobber don't you even rough ridin' dare
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I ate lunch at Hooters today. :facepalm:
slobber don't you even rough ridin' dare
I think the waitress had a thing for him. She gave us extra shrimps.
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I ate lunch at Hooters today. :facepalm:
slobber don't you even rough ridin' dare
I think the waitress had a thing for him. She gave us extra shrimps.
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Googled rgis and still am clueless
Reverse Google image search
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Had this bottled up for a long time guys...Ok, here we go...
As much as KSU loves Robert and Robert loves KSU, can we all agree that he's a glorified homeless bum that uses KSU tailgates as a huge buffet? I can have respect for his dedication to KSU athletics, but seriously, clean yourself up man.
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Had this bottled up for a long time guys...Ok, here we go...
As much as KSU loves Robert and Robert loves KSU, can we all agree that he's a glorified homeless bum that uses KSU tailgates as a huge buffet? I can have respect for his dedication to KSU athletics, but seriously, clean yourself up man.
this post is in the wrong thread
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I only had three drinks at dinner last night a was hungover all day today
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I only had three drinks at dinner last night a was hungover all day today
:horrorsurprise:
I had a bit of one as well. I think the waitress slipped something in our drinks.
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Had this bottled up for a long time guys...Ok, here we go...
As much as KSU loves Robert and Robert loves KSU, can we all agree that he's a glorified homeless bum that uses KSU tailgates as a huge buffet? I can have respect for his dedication to KSU athletics, but seriously, clean yourself up man.
this post is in the wrong thread
What thread does it need to be in? I thought this one was the right fit.
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Had this bottled up for a long time guys...Ok, here we go...
As much as KSU loves Robert and Robert loves KSU, can we all agree that he's a glorified homeless bum that uses KSU tailgates as a huge buffet? I can have respect for his dedication to KSU athletics, but seriously, clean yourself up man.
this post is in the wrong thread
What thread does it need to be in? I thought this one was the right fit.
The shame other people thread. Unless you are Robert and speak in third person.
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I only had three drinks at dinner last night a was hungover all day today
:horrorsurprise:
I had a bit of one as well. I think the waitress slipped something in our drinks.
She must have overheard my "Staright outta Jezebells" comment.
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I get the worst boogers if I don't use a nose trimmer.
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I only had three drinks at dinner last night a was hungover all day today
Were they Jumbos?
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Was putting my son to bed and saw a field mouse scurry across his bedroom floor. Heard the lil guy last night but could not find him and convinced myself it was just the blinds getting blown around by the wind. I think the entry point is the wall where there is a big air return looking vent that backs up to the bathroom and has the drain and pipes and stuff in it too.
Do I call an exterminator out here?
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Mousetrap on the game trail. Load it with pb. Go to war.
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problem is I have a dog that is not very smart and a one year old. The 3 year old wouldn't mess with them intentionally, but he is a liability too.
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block the traps off from dog access. you can even cover them with a upside down cardboard box with mouse sized holes in it to allow the mice in. mice aren't too wary (deer mice, assuming you are right that it is a "field" mouse, positively love traps - they are curious/neophilic). rats are another story.
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My dog kills mice, have you tried that Kat Kid?
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My dog kills mice, have you tried that Kat Kid?
my dog is way too dumb.
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block the traps off from dog access. you can even cover them with a upside down cardboard box with mouse sized holes in it to allow the mice in. mice aren't too wary (deer mice, assuming you are right that it is a "field" mouse, positively love traps - they are curious/neophilic). rats are another story.
Yeah this is definitely a deer mouse.
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they are probably the easiest rodent to trap in the world.
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KK, let's go on a trophy deer mouse hunt! I'll bring the camo and the chewing tobacco.
Go check out the extermination aisle at the hardware store. They should have some items that you can trap/ kill the mouse with that are also child/ dog proof.
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you can use glue traps. won't hurt your dog.
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Get a blow gun and make a sport out of it.
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you can use glue traps. won't hurt your dog.
a) unless you are checking them about every hour, these are cruel and unethical. b) a dog is far more likely to eff with a glue board than a snap trap.
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all this mouse talk reminded me how tramatizing having mice was for me. so today I set 8 snap traps in the basement and garage, and 4 poison bait stations around the perimeter of my house. I will monitor frequently this fall.
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you can use glue traps. won't hurt your dog.
a) unless you are checking them about every hour, these are cruel and unethical. b) a dog is far more likely to eff with a glue board than a snap trap.
...and here comes Mr. PETA to the rescue. They're mice/rats for crying out loud...snapping their head off or breaking/clamping their body for days isn't?
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you can use glue traps. won't hurt your dog.
a) unless you are checking them about every hour, these are cruel and unethical. b) a dog is far more likely to eff with a glue board than a snap trap.
...and here comes Mr. PETA to the rescue. They're mice/rats for crying out loud...snapping their head off or breaking/clamping their body for days isn't?
in the pocket of big glue traps too, eh shelly?
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you can use glue traps. won't hurt your dog.
a) unless you are checking them about every hour, these are cruel and unethical. b) a dog is far more likely to eff with a glue board than a snap trap.
...and here comes Mr. PETA to the rescue. They're mice/rats for crying out loud...snapping their head off or breaking/clamping their body for days isn't?
:Ugh:
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Mr peta to the rescue
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Hi everyone! My Fiancé and I are temporarily living in her parents basement (until she graduates in December) and her dad has a fridge full of beer in the garage. Every week I take 8-10 beers and put them in the fridge in the basement without her dad knowing and then I move the beers from the back of her dad's fridge to the front so It looks full. Oh and we are living there rent free and are eating all their food.
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do they know you live in the basement?
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Hi everyone! My Fiancé and I are temporarily living in her parents basement (until she graduates in December) and her dad has a fridge full of beer in the garage. Every week I take 8-10 beers and put them in the fridge in the basement without her dad knowing and then I move the beers from the back of her dad's fridge to the front so It looks full. Oh and we are living there rent free and are eating all their food.
sounds resourceful. oh and he knows about the beer you cheap bad person. buy a 30 pack and fill it back up
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What is she studying?
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Is it weird to sleep with her in the basement knowing that it drives her parents crazy?
Gonna win 'em all!
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do they know you live in the basement?
I think so
What is she studying?
Legal Studies
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Is it weird to sleep with her in the basement knowing that it drives her parents crazy?
Gonna win 'em all!
eh I don't mind :fatty:
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I guiltily enjoy two seperate songs called "wrecking ball"
I feel horrible about it.
and ksu101 may be my brother. (except him, his wife, and their kids were in my parent's basement)
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Free rent, free beer, lawyer wife. Life figured out.
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Free rent, free beer, lawyer wife. Life figured out.
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legal studies = paralegal
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Well, at least he enjoys living in a basement.
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Free rent, free beer, lawyer wife. Life figured out.
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:thumbs: :thumbs:
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I ran over and killed a raccoon about a week ago. I have had to drive by it several times since then and I have to relive it and it makes me very sad.
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When I was getting dressed for work I put on some socks that would go with khakis. Then for some reason I decided to wear dark gray pants instead. But I forgot to change my socks to match!! :facepalm:
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Were they bacon socks?
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thats why you only roll with exotic socks 9 hours a day 260 days a year
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Were they bacon socks?
Bacon socks would certainly be an improvement over the look I'm rocking right now.
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I ate my body weight in ribs today at gates and I hate myself right now. :frown:
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Supporting local business!
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I ate my body weight in ribs today at gates and I hate myself right now. :frown:
I didn't have dinner last night, because that's how much I ate at lunch. :frown:
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I downloaded a book on advanced calculus 2 weeks ago just because
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I ate my body weight in ribs today at gates and I hate myself right now. :frown:
honestly, this does not sound shameful, unless the ribs were really bad.
can I get a confirmation?
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I ate my body weight in ribs today at gates and I hate myself right now. :frown:
honestly, this does not sound shameful, unless the ribs were really bad.
can I get a confirmation?
They were delicious!
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welp, field mouse is back. I am officially hiring a pro.
Thought about posting this in the manly thread, but I have failed already and thus it is here.
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when I heard about the Paris terrorist attacks today my first thought was "I wonder if this will make hotels cheaper for my upcoming trip"
:frown:
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I just found out that song "Wildest Dreams" is by Taylor Swift. I thought it was Lana del Rey.
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I just found out that song "Wildest Dreams" is by Taylor Swift. I thought it was Lana del Rey.
Taylor Swift does this to me a lot of times.
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when I heard about the Paris terrorist attacks today my first thought was "I wonder if this will make hotels cheaper for my upcoming trip"
:frown:
For my upcoming trip to London I was going to take the train to Paris and Brussels, my first thought when hearing about the shootings was "damn," my second thought was, "nope going to Amsterdam now."
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Double shame.
I was in Sams Club today.
While in Sams Club I was singing Bad Blood out loud, no shame, but when I was walking to my car I sang one of the HEYs a bit louder, well I didn't see a soccer mom standing at her car next to mine. She bewilderedly said "hey?" back, I responded "how you doin?" and continued to sing Bad Blood as if I was in concert.
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I'm not taking up super stud Tobias on his offer to stay at his place on Friday night because staying at other people's houses skeeve me out, even my parent's and in-laws places.
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i'm afraid i'm going to bother people with my snoring :frown:
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I'm not taking up super stud Tobias on his offer to stay at his place on Friday night because staying at other people's houses skeeve me out, even my parent's and in-laws places.
i know that feel. that rough rider garth hasn't taken all the hotels up here has he?
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i'm afraid i'm going to bother people with my snoring :frown:
mir would probably take me to the ER
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guys... Not feeling great about the results of these impending finals. Should have had way less sexy time... I'm gonna end up lawyering in some shitty Kansas town :frown:
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I'll change Friday's reservation to 13
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guys... Not feeling great about the results of these impending finals. Should have had way less sexy time... I'm gonna end up lawyering in some shitty Kansas town :frown:
with your ~96th percentile scores you talked about you should be just fine
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Played disc golf Saturday, and one of the tee boxes is right by a hiking trail. I hooked a drive into the tall grass, and said some very bad words in disgust, turned around and saw an elderly couple stopped on the trail staring at me with their mouths open in disbelief. I apologized for swearing, they just walked away, avoiding eye contact, and without saying a word.
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Played disc golf Saturday, and one of the tee boxes is right by a hiking trail. I hooked a drive into the tall grass, and said some very bad words in disgust, turned around and saw an elderly couple stopped on the trail staring at me with their mouths open in disbelief. I apologized for swearing, they just walked away, avoiding eye contact, and without saying a word.
I enjoy a creative slew of profanities from time to time, care to share?
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Played disc golf Saturday, and one of the tee boxes is right by a hiking trail. I hooked a drive into the tall grass, and said some very bad words in disgust, turned around and saw an elderly couple stopped on the trail staring at me with their mouths open in disbelief. I apologized for swearing, they just walked away, avoiding eye contact, and without saying a word.
You shouldn't apologize, if they need to be sheltered from the real world they shouldn't be out hiking
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I haven't posted in like a year, that is enough shame. Flame away friends and I invite a site wide humiliation toward me as a penance for this kind of behavior.
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:excited:
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I made myself 6 pigs-in-a-blanket and ate them all in one sitting. :frown:
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like, mini ones or full sized ones?
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like, mini ones or full sized ones?
Full hot dogs.
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I'm probably going to have colon cancer tomorrow
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Wow
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You should train for Coney Island next year
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I haven't posted in like a year, that is enough shame. Flame away friends and I invite a site wide humiliation toward me as a penance for this kind of behavior.
does this mean no more renocat? :frown:
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If this thread wasn't a safe place man o man sunnycat.
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:)
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Just checking in to see if sunnycat is okay after six full sized pigs in a blanket. I'm sure, somewhere, in this dark dark world a toilet is weeping tears from destruction and praying for a quick death. RIP sunnycat aftermath toilet. You will never be forgotten.
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The toilet was probably in a soccer stadium so it's ok
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My toilet was fine. Appreciate the concern. :blush:
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My toilet was fine. Appreciate the concern. :blush:
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate six full-size p-i-b's. First one doesn't count, and then you get to the second and third, probably burned the fourth one with a blowtorch.
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My toilet was fine. Appreciate the concern. :blush:
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate six full-size p-i-b's. First one doesn't count, and then you get to the second and third, probably burned the fourth one with a blowtorch.
I didn't even know full size p-i-b was a thing. I've only seen small ones.
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My toilet was fine. Appreciate the concern. :blush:
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate six full-size p-i-b's. First one doesn't count, and then you get to the second and third, probably burned the fourth one with a blowtorch.
I didn't even know full size p-i-b was a thing. I've only seen small ones.
:bwpopcorn:
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My toilet was fine. Appreciate the concern. :blush:
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate six full-size p-i-b's. First one doesn't count, and then you get to the second and third, probably burned the fourth one with a blowtorch.
I didn't even know full size p-i-b was a thing. I've only seen small ones.
:bwpopcorn:
EMODADDY NOOOOOO!
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:ROFL:
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Yeah, I was talking about a food item. Why did your mind only go to something dirty when a woman starting commenting? Misogynists!
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:lol:
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more like slobberdaddy, no
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OMG Mrs. Gooch! :lol:
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got his ass
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adorable exchange
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adorable exchange
a little mean spirited towards me. Also, NOT MISOGONISTIC!!!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
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adorable exchange
a little mean spirited towards me. Also, NOT MISOGONISTIC!!!!!
Gonna win 'em all!
Exactly what a misogynistic person would say. :D
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"The only full size Pig in a Blanket I've ever seen was your mom"
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Every time I go to type in youtube on my work computer, I almost accidentally type something else instead, based off memory. Hint: It's in my signature. I'm a monster! :frown:
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:Yuck:
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What?! :dunno: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SAFE PLACE!!!
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;) just bustin your balls wacky
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Phew! :thumbs:
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;) just bustin your balls wacky
But you know that when he 'catches himself almost typing it in,' he says, "aw hell, may as well see if there are any great new videos today!" type type type type type
Gonna win 'em all!
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:lol:
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;) just bustin your balls wacky
Seems to be a lot of wacky ball busting in this thread
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;) just bustin your balls wacky
Seems to be a lot of wacky ball busting in this thread
when it's not mean spirited, he loves it
Gonna win 'em all!
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You know it! :Woot:
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I procrastinated a bit at work last week, so this week will be really busy, but it's not only find out your bowl opponent week, but it's the Pig Aggies, so I'm basically mumped. Not enough hours in the week
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I pushed to production without running the test suite. hide and seek champion got me, now in the dog house.
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My toilet was fine. Appreciate the concern. :blush:
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate six full-size p-i-b's. First one doesn't count, and then you get to the second and third, probably burned the fourth one with a blowtorch.
I didn't even know full size p-i-b was a thing. I've only seen small ones.
Gooch doesn't let you out much. :fatty:
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I've gained 10 pounds in the last
two three weeks. :frown:
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Dude, that's like a 2000+ calorie/day surplus. How is that even possible.
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I've gained 10 pounds in the last two weeks. :frown:
Was it all muscle??? :excited:
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I've gained 10 pounds in the last two weeks. :frown:
Was it all muscle??? :excited:
I wish.
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Dude, that's like a 2000+ calorie/day surplus. How is that even possible.
Canadian buddy of mine knows its possible. You and lopakman can get your judging faces away from WC08.
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Dude, that's like a 2000+ calorie/day surplus. How is that even possible.
I should say more like the last 3 weeks. Week 1 was Colorado, assume what you will. Week 2 was Thanksgiving, and week 3 was the cats game (last weekend). I'm not sure how this was possible. I haven't gained weight like this, ever. Well, maybe since middle school. I think my medicine for my thyroid might have something to do with it too. What's even crazier, is I've been averaging, 5 miles running per day consistently, throughout the week. I just binge too much on the weekends.
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Dude, that's like a 2000+ calorie/day surplus. How is that even possible.
Canadian buddy of mine knows its possible. You and lopakman can get your judging faces away from WC08.
:thumbs:
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Dude, that's like a 2000+ calorie/day surplus. How is that even possible.
Canadian buddy of mine knows its possible. You and lopakman can get your judging faces away from WC08.
Not judging! (at least publicly) I was concerned maybe there was a medical issue.
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6'4", 218 lbs is still pretty healthy, right?! RIGHT?!
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Wacky you're supposed to wait until after the nuptials to pull the ripcord!
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:runaway:
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6'4", 218 lbs is still pretty healthy, right?! RIGHT?!
Based on your BMI you are overweight. :sdeek:
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6'4", 218 lbs is still pretty healthy, right?! RIGHT?!
Based on your BMI you are overweight. :sdeek:
:sdeek: OMG!!! I haven't been called overweight since Middle School. :frown:
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6'4", 218 lbs is still pretty healthy, right?! RIGHT?!
Based on your BMI you are overweight. :sdeek:
:sdeek: OMG!!! I haven't been called overweight since Middle School. :frown:
I don't think BMI is really accurate for determining overweightedness, I'm just reporting my findings.
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That's crazy (bmi)
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induce vomiting immediately fanning
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I'M A MONSTER! :horrorsurprise:
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6'4", 218 lbs is still pretty healthy, right?! RIGHT?!
Based on your BMI you are overweight. :sdeek:
:sdeek: OMG!!! I haven't been called overweight since Middle School. :frown:
I don't think BMI is really accurate for determining overweightedness, I'm just reporting my findings.
It's not, according to bmi I should probably drop dead at any second
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Does it defeat the purpose of making a salad for lunch, if it weight 1.70 lbs at Hen house?! :frown: Guys, i'm an animal! I can't control myself anymore.
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Does it defeat the purpose of making a salad for lunch, if it weight 1.70 lbs at Hen house?! :frown: Guys, i'm an animal! I can't control myself anymore.
That seems a bit heavy.
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Salad, feta chz, grilled chicken, eggs, jalapenos, tomatoes, croutons, bacon, balsamic vinaigrette. I'M NOT FAT, GUYS!
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Salad, feta chz, grilled chicken, eggs, jalapenos, tomatoes, croutons, bacon, balsamic vinaigrette. I'M NOT FAT, GUYS!
If you are going to have bacon, egg, chicken and cheese on a salad, why even bother...
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Salad, feta chz, grilled chicken, eggs, jalapenos, tomatoes, croutons, bacon, balsamic vinaigrette. I'M NOT FAT, GUYS!
The eggs and chicken are heavy. Did you have a lot of them? HOW MUCH FETA CHEESE?
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I need the protein, guys!!! :curse: I had little feta.
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OUTA MY WAY DOOR I NEEDS PROTEIN!!
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:lol:
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Nothing to see here guys. I was 211 at the gym today. It must have been off yesterday. Phew!
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yeah they usually add about 10 lbs to those gym scales
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Fan man, you look great. Don't let these dorks get you down.
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Still waiting on the JW post for the expiration of AA miles.
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Fan man, you look great. Don't let these dorks get you down.
:thumbs: I think Ms. wacky is getting in my head. She's already starting to extreme diet for the wedding and hates to see me enjoying things like beer, Mexican food, etc. She takes it personal, almost.
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Fan man, you look great. Don't let these dorks get you down.
:thumbs: I think Ms. wacky is getting in my head. She's already starting to extreme diet for the wedding and hates to see me enjoying things like beer, Mexican food, etc. She takes it personal, almost.
just sneak those things when she's not around
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Fan man, you look great. Don't let these dorks get you down.
:thumbs: I think Ms. wacky is getting in my head. She's already starting to extreme diet for the wedding and hates to see me enjoying things like beer, Mexican food, etc. She takes it personal, almost.
just sneak those things when she's not around
sounds like a healthy relationship.
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I don't understand losing weight for your wedding, unless you are making a permanent life change to be more healthy.
You are just going to look at your wedding pictures (which don't represent what you look like in real life) and be sad that you aren't that skinny anymore.
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Self shaming can maybe help you later in life but probably not
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You want to get in really good shape so you can enduro-screw on the honeymoon. Right dobber?
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You can do that when you're fat too
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I don't understand losing weight for your wedding, unless you are making a permanent life change to be more healthy.
You are just going to look at your wedding pictures (which don't represent what you look like in real life) and be sad that you aren't that skinny anymore.
i think most people at least have the intention of staying skinny.
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Yeah, we've both gained weight over the last 3 years. I could lose 10-15 in a month (probably), it's not the same for her tho. We both would like to get back to where we were 3 years ago. I like to cut a few things out and then she cuts everything out when she decides to do it. I use to do that, it drove me literally insane.
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You want to get in really good shape so you can enduro-screw on the honeymoon. Right dobber?
Well yeah. I don't recall every insinuating this thought, but it is right in line with how I think!
Gonna win 'em all!
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i used to own a pair of george strait wranglers.
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i used to own a pair of george strait wranglers.
13 MWZs? I owned several!
Gonna win 'em all!
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i used to own a pair of george strait wranglers.
George Strait had his own line of jeans??
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i used to like Muse. like a lot
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That's madness
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i used to like Muse. like a lot
Take it to the stud thing thread
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Does it defeat the purpose of making a salad for lunch, if it weight 1.70 lbs at Hen house?! :frown: Guys, i'm an animal! I can't control myself anymore.
:peek: Thought someone looked vaguely internet familiar
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Forgot my badge this morning. Had to do that awkward thing where you yell someone's name who's between you and the door and kinda half run/walk while not spilling coffee.
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Does it defeat the purpose of making a salad for lunch, if it weight 1.70 lbs at Hen house?! :frown: Guys, i'm an animal! I can't control myself anymore.
:peek: Thought someone looked vaguely internet familiar
:surprised:
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I will do prime and Netflix and stuff but I absolutely can not bring myself to purchase additional digital content like songs and movies. I just feel like it should be free and will go to great lengths to get something for free. Even apps that are $.99 I have a really hard time justifying buying them :frown:
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I will do prime and Netflix and stuff but I absolutely can not bring myself to purchase additional digital content like songs and movies. I just feel like it should be free and will go to great lengths to get something for free. Even apps that are $.99 I have a really hard time justifying buying them :frown:
You don't think artists should get paid for their songs?
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I will do prime and Netflix and stuff but I absolutely can not bring myself to purchase additional digital content like songs and movies. I just feel like it should be free and will go to great lengths to get something for free. Even apps that are $.99 I have a really hard time justifying buying them :frown:
You don't think artists should get paid for their songs?
No, I think they should get paid. I mean like additional stuff, that isn't included in say, prime music, or Spotify or whatever. Stuff that isn't already included. Enough people already pay for it, so me getting it for free isn't that big of a deal(in my head anyways).
I shouldn't have to pay ala cart* for single pieces of digital media, I never did when napster and Livewire and frostwire etc were around. I don't feel any different about it now than I do then.
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I find the Arkansas folks endearing.
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Not sure shame or stud, but was the last couple to leave the box seats at the Blackhawks game tonight and decided the 90% of a bottle of Bulleit Rye would be much more comfortable at home with me than probably disposed of at the arena.
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stud
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#fanningbrag
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lost my wallet. can not find it anywhere.
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lost my wallet. can not find it anywhere.
just a horrible, horrible feeling. i am so sorry. did it twice in a month a couple years ago.
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lost my wallet. can not find it anywhere.
just a horrible, horrible feeling. i am so sorry. did it twice in a month a couple years ago.
it has a happy ending!
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.725 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26706.725)
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lost my wallet. can not find it anywhere.
MrsDMartin lost her's last week. Luckily it was a happy ending. But that moment of panic though........
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One time in high school I lost my wallet and then my dad ran it over with the lawn mower.
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One time in high school I lost my wallet and then my dad ran it over with the lawn mower.
wow.
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One time in high school I lost my wallet and then my dad ran it over with the lawn mower.
That will teach you to take better care of your things.
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Not sure shame or stud, but was the last couple to leave the box seats at the Blackhawks game tonight and decided the 90% of a bottle of Bulleit Rye would be much more comfortable at home with me than probably disposed of at the arena.
The shame is in being a blackhawks fan as you've certainly only been one for the last six or so years.
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I kinda find Carly Fiorina attractive :facepalm:
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:sdeek:
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I kinda find Carly Fiorina attractive :facepalm:
:blindfold:
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I kinda find Carly Fiorina attractive :facepalm:
Judgement free laughter is the sound you hear coming from dobber.
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I kinda find Carly Fiorina attractive :facepalm:
actually i kind of do too
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Not sure shame or stud, but was the last couple to leave the box seats at the Blackhawks game tonight and decided the 90% of a bottle of Bulleit Rye would be much more comfortable at home with me than probably disposed of at the arena.
The shame is in being a blackhawks fan as you've certainly only been one for the last six or so years.
More like 20 months since I moved to the city, but whatever
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I kinda find Carly Fiorina attractive :facepalm:
actually i kind of do too
She needs to smile more
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Yesterday I figured out that a route I take about once per month is about twice as long as a shorter route that I just discovered.
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LOL, I would make a joke about women and directions but I'll pass. Not a shame at all but outside of the chrome browser and my podcast app, google maps is my most used app. I use it daily for all kinds of random crap.
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Well I was going to main streets instead of directly by smaller streets.
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I got back to my house at about 2:30 Sunday after a long night of paking and decided I wanted a fine meal of mac and cheese. Boxed stuff, since I didn't want to put in the time and effort for homemade. Shockingly I fell asleep on my couch while waiting for the water to boil. I woke up like an hour later and not only was all the water boiled away but the non stick coating of the pot was burned off too. So there I was at about 3:30 in the morning standing out in my yard with the front and back doors of my house wide open waiting for the hopefully not too toxic fumes to air out.
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i did that once, but the pot was really shitty and warped and also i was asleep for like 4 hours not 1
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Those toxic fumes tho! :ohno:
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Not sure shame or stud, but was the last couple to leave the box seats at the Blackhawks game tonight and decided the 90% of a bottle of Bulleit Rye would be much more comfortable at home with me than probably disposed of at the arena.
The shame is in being a blackhawks fan as you've certainly only been one for the last six or so years.
who should he be a fan of instead?
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stars
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Not sure shame or stud, but was the last couple to leave the box seats at the Blackhawks game tonight and decided the 90% of a bottle of Bulleit Rye would be much more comfortable at home with me than probably disposed of at the arena.
The shame is in being a blackhawks fan as you've certainly only been one for the last six or so years.
who should he be a fan of instead?
Pretty much any team but the hawks and wings
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SHARKS
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Not sure shame or stud, but was the last couple to leave the box seats at the Blackhawks game tonight and decided the 90% of a bottle of Bulleit Rye would be much more comfortable at home with me than probably disposed of at the arena.
The shame is in being a blackhawks fan as you've certainly only been one for the last six or so years.
who should he be a fan of instead?
Pretty much any team but the hawks and wings
Next time I move to my first city with an NHL hockey team, I'll take that into consideration
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i think it's okay to root for a team of the place you live if you're a transplant. especially if the place you moved from doesn't have a team in that particular league.
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i think it's okay to root for a team of the place you live if you're a transplant. especially if the place you moved from doesn't have a team in that particular league.
Let me get a ruling on this:
I've never really been a hockey fan. Never had a team or anything like that, but the sport looks rad. All my other sports allegiances were formed as a New York resident (Knicks, Mets). Now I sorta want to get into hockey, but it seems silly to root for the Islanders just because I'm from there. Especially when my current city has a team of its own. Can I take up Florida Panthers fandom as a transplant this late in life?
I can see both sides here.
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i think it's okay to root for a team of the place you live if you're a transplant. especially if the place you moved from doesn't have a team in that particular league.
Let me get a ruling on this:
I've never really been a hockey fan. Never had a team or anything like that, but the sport looks rad. All my other sports allegiances were formed as a New York resident (Knicks, Mets). Now I sorta want to get into hockey, but it seems silly to root for the Islanders just because I'm from there. Especially when my current city has a team of its own. Can I take up Florida Panthers fandom as a transplant this late in life?
I can see both sides here.
Doing whatever you want is acceptable in this instance.
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The answer is lightning
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i think it's okay to root for a team of the place you live if you're a transplant. especially if the place you moved from doesn't have a team in that particular league.
Let me get a ruling on this:
I've never really been a hockey fan. Never had a team or anything like that, but the sport looks rad. All my other sports allegiances were formed as a New York resident (Knicks, Mets). Now I sorta want to get into hockey, but it seems silly to root for the Islanders just because I'm from there. Especially when my current city has a team of its own. Can I take up Florida Panthers fandom as a transplant this late in life?
I can see both sides here.
Can't you be a fan of both, one based on where you grew up, and one based on where you live? Maybe a 60/40 split so the Islanders get the tie breaker in the head to heads? They only play twice this year, and one has already passed.
Unless you're a 100% devoted kind of guy. In which case I would go with the local team, because that was "your team" when you got interested in the sport.
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i think it's okay to root for a team of the place you live if you're a transplant. especially if the place you moved from doesn't have a team in that particular league.
Let me get a ruling on this:
I've never really been a hockey fan. Never had a team or anything like that, but the sport looks rad. All my other sports allegiances were formed as a New York resident (Knicks, Mets). Now I sorta want to get into hockey, but it seems silly to root for the Islanders just because I'm from there. Especially when my current city has a team of its own. Can I take up Florida Panthers fandom as a transplant this late in life?
I can see both sides here.
i think adopting the team where you live at the time you start caring about the sport is acceptable in this case.
HOWEVER i reserve the right to PI someone if for example they grew up in let's say Houston and magically started caring about baseball when they moved to Boston and started cheering for the Red Sox.
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It is most fun to be a big time obnoxious Islanders fan when they come to town and casual Lightning/Panthers fan the rest of the time.
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rob, the Florida Panthers are probably the least lovable sports team in pro sports. dont root for them.
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It is most fun to be a big time obnoxious Islanders fan when they come to town and casual Lightning/Panthers fan the rest of the time.
In Sunrise, FL, half the people at Panthers games are going to be Islanders or Rangers fans anyway...
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for a majority of my life, i thought the Golden State Warriors were in like, New Jersey or somewhere northeast.
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:lol:
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Someone left an extra QT breakfast pizza in the kitchen for someone to have. I was like "Man, i've been really good this week, I don't need that". I then walked away. I went back into the kitchen 5 minutes (coffee) later and it was still there and I decided to take it this time. :frown: It had a gravy base, cheese, eggs, sausage, bacon, etc. I'm a monster! :cry:
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Someone left an extra QT breakfast pizza in the kitchen for someone to have. I was like "Man, i've been really good this week, I don't need that". I then walked away. I went back into the kitchen 5 minutes (coffee) later and it was still there and I decided to take it this time. :frown: It had a gravy base, cheese, eggs, sausage, bacon, etc. I'm a monster! :cry:
What time did this happen?
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You drank a cup of coffee in 5 minutes? :sdeek:
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Someone left an extra QT breakfast pizza in the kitchen for someone to have. I was like "Man, i've been really good this week, I don't need that". I then walked away. I went back into the kitchen 5 minutes (coffee) later and it was still there and I decided to take it this time. :frown: It had a gravy base, cheese, eggs, sausage, bacon, etc. I'm a monster! :cry:
What time did this happen?
9:30 am
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You drank a cup of coffee in 5 minutes? :sdeek:
I went to the kitchen to get water initially.
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So it was less than 5 minutes?
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there is no way in pluperfect hell that i would eat the discarded remains of someone's gas station breakfast pizza
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It was a full pizza. It hadn't been touched.
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Someone just laid down a full pizza and didn't even take a slice for themselves?
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Someone just laid down a full pizza and didn't even take a slice for themselves?
It was a slice of pizza in a box by itself. Idk why they changed their mind on eating it, but they put it where the charity food pile goes at work.
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Someone just laid down a full pizza and didn't even take a slice for themselves?
It was a slice of pizza in a box by itself. Idk why they changed their mind on eating it, but they put it where the charity food pile goes at work.
:sdeek: this needs its own thread
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what, like for the crippled children?
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WTF is a charity food pile? How is it piled up? Like just boxes on top of boxes? Or just like a cookie on top of a sandwich on top of a pizza on top of some bagels?
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You stole from charity? :sdeek:
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Guys, it wasn't for charity. Ppl bring in snacks, bake stuff, chips and salsa, etc. and place in on a table it our kitchen for everyone to have. They treat us very well here. Anything on that table is free game.
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your boss brings in all that stuff?
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your boss brings in all that stuff?
My CEO, HR Director, etc. We usually have leftover catered food laid out all the time too. If you go hungry here, it's on you.
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In 12 minutes they'll roll out there traveling bar. They stroll it along to everyone's cube and make whatever drink of choice you want. :D
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ask for gin and whole milk
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charity piles of scraps, they really do treat you like kings.
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Yeah, it's not all scraps, but you're right M^2. This place is awful!
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Your work promotes drinking at the end of the day right before everyone gets in their car to drive home?
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Your work promotes drinking at the end of the day right before everyone gets in their car to drive home?
I mean, it's a drink or two, but sure. I don't see how that's different than any other company that takes their employees to happy hours.
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I guess I just didn't know companies with such laissez-faire attitudes towards the safety of it's employees and other people on the road still existed. Paint me naive
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1-2 beers is legal limit.
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not if tonya has anything to say about it
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Guys, it wasn't for charity. Ppl bring in snacks, bake stuff, chips and salsa, etc. and place in on a table it our kitchen for everyone to have. They treat us very well here. Anything on that table is free game.
Our break room currently has a box of candy bars with an envelope taped to the front.. I think it's like one of those kids fundraiser things and you can donate if you want or something. I've had like 3 or 4 already and I guess I'll throw in a dollar before I leave for the day if I can find one.
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your boss brings in all that stuff?
My CEO, HR Director, etc. We usually have leftover catered food laid out all the time too. If you go hungry here, it's on you.
Wacky is going to be so fat
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your boss brings in all that stuff?
My CEO, HR Director, etc. We usually have leftover catered food laid out all the time too. If you go hungry here, it's on you.
Wacky is going to be so fat
cheat day tho
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My office has a similar bonanza of free food whenever big groups are brought in for training/meetings/whatever and lunch is catered in. Any leftovers are brought over to the breakroom and people can have at it. Sometimes it's only pizza or party subs but other times it's BBQ. I've scavenged many fine dinners this way.
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wacky, start saving the leftover leftovers for when puni comes back in 2020
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:thumbs:
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I have a weird fascination for all things Farrah Abraham. The chick that made a porn from 16 and pregnant. :frown:
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Clearly a by-product of our 21st century sex education program.
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I dug around for my resume to update it and it was on a floppy disk. :facepalm:
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:frown:
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I have a weird fascination for all things Farrah Abraham. The chick that made a porn from 16 and pregnant. :frown:
You're not the only one, my friend. It's not me. but my Canadian friend. (Did I do that right?)
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I have a weird fascination for all things Farrah Abraham. The chick that made a porn from 16 and pregnant. :frown:
I can see the attraction, especially now that she's toned it down again and had them reduced.
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I have a weird fascination for all things Farrah Abraham. The chick that made a porn from 16 and pregnant. :frown:
I can see the attraction, especially now that she's toned it down again and had them reduced.
Those lips tho. There is no coming back from what she did to her face.
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Guys, Farrah is a genuinely terrible person. Set your sights higher.
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Guys, Farrah is a genuinely terrible person. Set your sights higher.
Yeah, that's it. I'm usually attracted to bad girls.
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I have a weird fascination for all things Farrah Abraham. The chick that made a porn from 16 and pregnant. :frown:
I can see the attraction, especially now that she's toned it down again and had them reduced.
Those lips tho. There is no coming back from what she did to her face.
is this not current?
http://bokissonthrone.blogspot.com/2015/12/star-farrah-abraham-teen-mom-very.html
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What avenue do you hounds use to keep track of celebrities like this? This is very :sdeek: to me.
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What avenue do you hounds use to keep track of celebrities like this? This is very :sdeek: to me.
Well I watch MTV and porn a lot. So they kinda just meshed together for me.
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A girl I know is obsessed with farrah and keeps me updated
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I enjoyed Coldplay's part of Super Bowl halftime.
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Same. Chris Martin is a talented musician.
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I enjoy Coldplay on a daily basis. Never have had an issue with their music
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Helen Mirren made me feel pubescent
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I keep opening the door to the passenger side of the car :facepalm:
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wacky, start saving the leftover leftovers for when puni comes back in 2020
:lick:
BTW you can't even have one beer here and drive. Whenever you order a drink or buy one at 7/11 you have to promise that you aren't driving.
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I used to feel shame laughing at the R-L thing, but now I understand it's an unavoidable side effect of translation from a language with a different arsenal of sounds and we can all enjoy it without feeling bad.
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I used an air activated adhesive heat pad on my knee today. When I walked to the convenience store my knee heater fell off my knee, down my pant leg. I stopped and pulled it out of the bottom. Two ladies drove past in a car and were freaked out I think because it looks like a hygienic underpad.
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I used an air activated adhesive heat pad on my knee today. When I walked to the convenience store my knee heater fell off my knee, down my pant leg. I stopped and pulled it out of the bottom. Two ladies drove past in a car and were freaked out I think because it looks like a hygienic underpad.
:lol: :lol:
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Someone at the gym caught me yesterday putting bandages over my nipples, before I went running and he started laughing. :frown: Nipple bleeding is a real thing, guys!
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Someone at the gym caught me yesterday putting bandages over my nipples, before I went running and he started laughing. :frown: Nipple bleeding is a real thing, guys!
you running marathons?
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I've been averaging anywhere from 6-7 miles a day, to shed a little weight for the wedding.
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Someone at the gym caught me yesterday putting bandages over my nipples, before I went running and he started laughing. :frown: Nipple bleeding is a real thing, guys!
I'm sure he would not have laughed if you used those nipple covers I suggested.
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You just suggested them yesterday :curse:!
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Its nice out, why not just run outside
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No matter where I run, that shirt is rubbing my nipples! :curse:
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No matter where I run, that shirt is rubbing my nipples! :curse:
http://www.pbfingers.com/2014/09/18/best-sports-bras-for-small-chests/
If you have man boobs maybe you need a bigger cup size though.
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:love: I forgot my bandades were on last night when I got home from the gym and I took my shirt off and Ms. Wacky was like "lol. What the hell? Why do you still have your bandages on your nipples?" :lol: :curse:
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:love: I forgot my bandades were on last night when I got home from the gym and I took my shirt off and Ms. Wacky was like "lol. What the hell? Why do you still have your bandages on your nipples?" :lol: :curse:
Maybe you need a softer shirt.
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nipples tassels
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All I have us UA stuff since Ms. Wacky works for them. It doesn't get softer than that. :frown:
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Ms. Wacky works for UA, serio?
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Ms. Wacky works for UA, serio?
Their golf department, yup. My polo game is on point!
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Ms. Wacky works for UA, serio?
Their golf department, yup. My polo game is on point!
was she in San Diego last week, or was she at the PGA show 3 weeks ago?
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PGA show 3 weeks ago.
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I get to go to the Ryder Cup this year. :Woot:
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Hopefully wacky can make a cross-post in the stud thread after he hooks me up with cheap UA polos :surprised:
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:crossfingers:
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Do you guys talk louder when someone has a thick accent? I talk to a lot of international doctors who come to the states to work and some of them I can barely understand. So what do I do? I shout out loud like i'm at a sporting even, because I feel like they can understand me better or psychologically I feel like i'll understand them better if I do it. :curse:
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No
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We need to compare downtown running routes wacky.
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Well you picked the right thread wacky
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:shakesfist:
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Well you picked the right thread wacky
I talk loud in general. I feel like Chris Tucker when i'm doing it. I don't mean to do it on purpose. We can't all travel and blog for a living.
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Lol
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When I punch in "N" on my google search at work, NIT Bracketology pops up. :blush: :frown:
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Ive interacted with whoever fanning trolled last night for about an hour. I am now dumber
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Ive interacted with whoever fanning trolled last night for about an hour. I am now dumber
I am a fan of Fanman's twitter account. Very entertaining.
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I have gone gluten-free :frown:
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Ive interacted with whoever fanning trolled last night for about an hour. I am now dumber
I am a fan of Fanman's twitter account. Very entertaining.
:thumbs: I really #blessed the crap out of dumbasses on social media. I never thought I was smarter than 80% of the ppl who have access to twitter accounts, but here we are.
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I have gone gluten-free :frown:
What's that like? Impetus?
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I have gone gluten-free :frown:
Why? Doc imposed?
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I misstepped at work this evening and hit my head/nose. I did this because I turned to looked at a lady hiking up her jeans.
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Shame a buddy thread:
My buddy ran into a light pole with his car on campus in the '90's because we was looking at a girl on the sidewalk.
He missed a great opportunity to go up and get her name. Would have been a great story and not in this thread if he would have jumped out of his car and ran over to her and said, "you made me do that, you have to go out with me to make up for that."
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Shame a buddy thread:
My buddy ran into a light pole with his car on campus in the '90's because we was looking at a girl on the sidewalk.
He missed a great opportunity to go up and get her name. Would have been a great story and not in this thread if he would have jumped out of his car and ran over to her and said, "you made me do that, you have to go out with me to make up for that."
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Misogynist
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jfc dobber :facepalm:
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Shame a buddy thread:
My buddy ran into a light pole with his car on campus in the '90's because we was looking at a girl on the sidewalk.
He missed a great opportunity to go up and get her name. Would have been a great story and not in this thread if he would have jumped out of his car and ran over to her and said, "you made me do that, you have to go out with me to make up for that."
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Misogynist
It wasn't said in a misogynistic way! I have lots of friends that are girls!
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jfc dobber :facepalm:
I am not explaining myself to you. You keep following me around like meow meow does to Wacky...JUST STOP IT ALREADY.
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Shame a buddy thread:
My buddy ran into a light pole with his car on campus in the '90's because we was looking at a girl on the sidewalk.
He missed a great opportunity to go up and get her name. Would have been a great story and not in this thread if he would have jumped out of his car and ran over to her and said, "you made me do that, you have to go out with me to make up for that."
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Misogynist
It wasn't said in a misogynistic way! I have lots of friends that are girls!
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So all of your female friends are young enough that you consider them girls. You have no women friends? Interesting.
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This feels like when Rubio fell apart. Tough to watch.
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jfc dobber :facepalm:
I am not explaining myself to you. You keep following me around like meow meow does to Wacky...JUST STOP IT ALREADY.
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get mumped loser
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jfc dobber :facepalm:
I am not explaining myself to you. You keep following me around like meow meow does to Wacky...JUST STOP IT ALREADY.
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get mumped loser
meant to say like you and steve dave, damn auto correct
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Dobber, ignore the haters. Would have been a great opportunity to ask for a date. I would have worded it well and gotten it done.
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jfc dobber :facepalm:
I am not explaining myself to you. You keep following me around like meow meow does to Wacky...JUST STOP IT ALREADY.
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get mumped loser
meant to say like you and steve dave, damn auto correct
:lol:
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I had to use the directions to put my grill together last night.
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Apparently I'm a horrible person. One of my Facebook friends posted a thing about how terrible it is that new mothers do not get government-mandated paid maternity leave. And I'm thinking that having a baby is a choice that she made, so why should the government mandate that a company pay her for it.
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Hi, I'm cDub, and I'm a West Virginia Mountaineer fan... :frown:
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SFA would have beaten the 96 bulls tonight don't feel ashamed.
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I tried to transfer airline miles to someone else's account and got them put in "limbo" and had to get SPG services to "track them down."
Luckily, my beautiful points are coming home in 7-10 business days.
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First class?
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I am listening to Justin Bieber on Spotify right now (on purpose).
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Hi, I'm cDub, and I'm a West Virginia Mountaineer fan... :frown:
Again I would trade you fandom misery any day. At lest coal aggie has hope?
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Three parter:
A) ate at burger king last night bc lazy
B) they charged me for an extra whopper and i didnt notice bc lazy
C) discovered the extra whopper in the bag and ate both whoppers
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Three parter:
A) ate at burger king last night bc lazy
B) they charged me for an extra whopper and i didnt notice bc lazy
C) discovered the extra whopper in the bag and ate both whoppers
Yasiel Pig
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Yeah it felt really gross
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it would be more shameful to have wasted the food. maybe you should have given it to the dogs.
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I am listening to Justin Bieber on Spotify right now (on purpose).
About a month ago I had a Bieber session on Spotify, starting with the entire Purpose album followed by a bunch of other random tracks. Turns out it wasn't as shameful as I thought.
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it would be more shameful to have wasted the food. maybe you should have given it to the dogs.
I didn't want to post in the dogs thread earlier, but both of the border collies i grew up with passed away within a few weeks of each other in the last 6 months. Jazz was 15, Wyatt 13
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I also listened to Bieber on Spotify this week. He has some amazingly good pop songs.
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I am currently eating 3 month old Pork Tamales. They were however frozen so i should be good, right?
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I didn't want to post in the dogs thread earlier, but both of the border collies i grew up with passed away within a few weeks of each other in the last 6 months. Jazz was 15, Wyatt 13
oh man. i'm sorry.
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That sucks mocat.
Gooch, you are gonna live. You can keep stuff in the freezer for ever!
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it would be more shameful to have wasted the food. maybe you should have given it to the dogs.
I am hardcore against giving people food to dogs, should that be a shame?
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no
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I am hardcore against giving people food to dogs, should that be a shame?
yes. wasting food is a sin.
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Wasting food is a sin.
Use your dog like a garbage bin.
It's a win-win.
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That had to feel good. Been a while.
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Wasting food is a sin.
Use your dog like a garbage bin.
It's a win-win.
:blank:
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Wasting food is a sin.
Use your dog like a garbage bin.
It's a win-win.
Nice rhyme.
Doggies get fat diseases too
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Cat Bosco got a little cozy treat for good behavior today
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I smell like stripper boobs right now
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dogs literally evolved to eat human food. it's amazing that big pet food has convinced dog owners to throw away higher quality food scraps in favor of industrial food chain byproducts extruded into a dry croquette.
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We had a dog eat an entire expired package of raw bacon out of the garbage and die when I was a kid. Modern human food isn't the same as it once was probably. Or maybe we just throw away a more elite product these days.
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dogs are carnivores I think
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your dog accidentally poisoning itself by eating the equivalent of 50 lbs of fat (or whatever it was that killed it) isn't the same as giving your dog table scraps, sd.
i'm not saying dog owners should open the refrigerator door and leave the dog to make itself a sandwich.
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There needs to be a dog Super Size Me to sort this out. Would watch
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I smell like stripper boobs right now
Not sure that's shameful. Perhaps a depleted inventory of small bills would make it shameful, but can't be embarrassed about it.
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I smell like stripper boobs right now
Not sure that's shameful. Perhaps a depleted inventory of small bills would make it shameful, but can't be embarrassed about it.
maybe it was the 50 year old asian that always seems to be present.
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dogs are carnivores I think
Canines, like humans, are omnivores. Wolves eat berries and crap.
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I like some of Pitbull's music.
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Good god
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went to Dad's Pizza night at the preschool with the middle kid. they served me 1 slice of pizza and that's all and I thought I might pass out or something I was so hungry. :frown:
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Related: My Aunt made too much cheesey potato casserole on Easter and sent us home an entire 9 x 13 pan of it and when I got home from Dad's Pizza Night I ate almost half the pan. :frown:
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To make matters worse, you doubted one of my stories.
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Take it to the stud thread, cf3
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Take it to the stud thread, cf3
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Fell for what was in retrospect, a pretty poorly disguised April Fool's joke on Facebook. Sometimes you just want something to be true.
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There's a really dumb one out there about Katy Perry moving to Olathe. I don't know what's worse, the guy who has to explain to someone that it's a fake article or the comments welcoming her and telling her what a beautiful town it is.
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There's a really dumb one out there about Katy Perry moving to Olathe. I don't know what's worse, the guy who has to explain to someone that it's a fake article or the comments welcoming her and telling her what a beautiful town it is.
I feel better about myself now.
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She finally decided to settle down and have kids
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Ms. Wacky and I love pitch perfect 1 & 2
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ain't no shame in that wackattack
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There's a really dumb one out there about Katy Perry moving to Olathe. I don't know what's worse, the guy who has to explain to someone that it's a fake article or the comments welcoming her and telling her what a beautiful town it is.
That is amazing
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Currently watching the movie "The Cutting Edge". And digging the soundtrack!
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Toepick!
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I have an amazing shameful story from yesterdays run down by the river, but I don't want to GPC it up around here. I mean, it's nothing perverted, it's more of an emergency story and it's kind of gross.
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WC you know you're going to share it so just end the suspense.
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I bet he had to poop in the bushes
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while those same homeless people were running around naked rough ridin' in the bushes again
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I bet he had to poop in the bushes
:party: This wedding diet has too many spices. When you're all the way down by Isle of Capri on the river walk, you have limited choices. I REGRET NOTHING!
while those same homeless people were running around naked rough ridin' in the bushes again
It's all I could think about, minus a snake biting my ass.
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while walking into a gas station last night a couple guys who looked poor but maybe not homeless asked me for "some help getting a 6 pack of bud light." i think they meant money, but since i didn't have any cash i just went ahead and bought them a six pack of bud light pounders. in the moment i thought it was funny but was i really contributing to bad habits and should feel bad?
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I bet he had to poop in the bushes
:party: This wedding diet has too many spices. When you're all the way down by Isle of Capri on the river walk, you have limited choices. I REGRET NOTHING!
while those same homeless people were running around naked rough ridin' in the bushes again
It's all I could think about, minus a snake biting my ass.
You could have gone into isle of capri
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I bet he had to poop in the bushes
:party: This wedding diet has too many spices. When you're all the way down by Isle of Capri on the river walk, you have limited choices. I REGRET NOTHING!
while those same homeless people were running around naked rough ridin' in the bushes again
It's all I could think about, minus a snake biting my ass.
You could have gone into isle of capri
Never crap a shitter
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I didn't have my ID
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I doubt you need an ID to walk into isle of capri. Just saying for next time.
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Good looking out
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while walking into a gas station last night a couple guys who looked poor but maybe not homeless asked me for "some help getting a 6 pack of bud light." i think they meant money, but since i didn't have any cash i just went ahead and bought them a six pack of bud light pounders. in the moment i thought it was funny but was i really contributing to bad habits and should feel bad?
Stud move
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I dont know where itch manhattan came from
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I dont know where itch manhattan came from
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Basketball chat and dax
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I thought the show cooks vs cons featured real cooks vs. people out of prison.
The real version is boring.
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I have no idea what Snap Chat is.
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I thought the show cooks vs cons featured real cooks vs. people out of prison.
The real version is boring.
It's not Cooks vs Ex-Cons....it should be people currently in prison.
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I thought the show cooks vs cons featured real cooks vs. people out of prison.
The real version is boring.
It's not Cooks vs Ex-Cons....it should be people currently in prison.
that would be even better!
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So what are the cons then?
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I thought the show cooks vs cons featured real cooks vs. people out of prison.
The real version is boring.
I thought this too! I was so into thinking about which of the people had served time for what, and if they learned to cook by working in the prison kitchen or what
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I have no idea what Snap Chat is.
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I'm with ya, AJ. I know what it is, but I don't participate. I feel like you're supposed to be single or something to use it. By buddy uses all the time to flirt with girls he'll never get. :frown:
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I have no idea what Snap Chat is.
I have an idea of what it is but have never used it and don't know how.
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Dumped 4 quarts of oil into my pickup before I realized I did not put the drain plug back in. :facepalm:
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snap chat is for sexting i think
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snap chat is for sexting i think
But you need to take a screen shot of the snap if you want to save it for later, I think. Is it called a snap?
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It's like a retirement home in here good grief
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my friend claims to not understand snapchat, but he sends out like 4-5 snaps a day.
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When you "send out a snap" is it to a specific person or to all your followers?
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Whatever you want to do
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my friend claims to not understand snapchat, but he sends out like 4-5 snaps a day.
How many chats does he send out.
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Just now I took a video snap of my truck odometer going from 249999 to 250000. When it turned I celebrated like the time the Cats won the Natty.
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Just now I took a video snap of my truck odometer going from 249999 to 250000. When it turned I celebrated like the time the Cats won the Natty.
wrong thread :thumbsup:
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:Wha:
my friend claims to not understand snapchat, but he sends out like 4-5 snaps a day.
How many chats does he send out.
Zero
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:Wha:my friend claims to not understand snapchat, but he sends out like 4-5 snaps a day.
How many chats does he send out.
Zero
Sounds like he should just be using the "Snap" app? Maybe I am confused. I guess I don't understand it either.
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You can chat to snaps but you can't snap to chats
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You can chat to snaps but you can't snap to chats
:runaway: :confused:
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You can chat to snaps but you can't snap to chats
:runaway: :confused:
You can chat to snaps and chat to chats, but you can't snap to chats or chat to chats. Pretty simple actually
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I'm not allowed to use it. My daughter and wife told me I'm too old. Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
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You can chat to snaps but you can't snap to chats
:runaway: :confused:
You can chat to snaps and chat to chats, but you can't snap to chats or chat to chats. Pretty simple actually
YOU ARE NOT MAKING THIS EASY!!!!!! :cyclist: :cobhead:
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My daughter showed me those Snapchat filters where you can swap faces, turn yourself into a demon, have a stream of rainbows come out of your mouth, etc. We had fun messing around with those for a while.
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Snap chat in 2016 is like Twitter in 2012. You can choose to ignore it but it's going to be a monster in a few years.
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Snap chat in 2016 is like Twitter in 2012. You can choose to ignore it but it's going to be a monster in a few years.
It's been big for quite some time already :dunno:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160421%2F60a84c4b946723bdfb8022994d70fd47.jpg&hash=053f03c8363837b19b0a1184365c3332d4bd2ef6)
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Twitter was like kind of big already in 2012
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you absolutely can snap to chats tbt
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Nope!
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well i can
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you mean snap to chats in snapchat chats?
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how many snaps could a snpachat snap if a snapchat could snap chats?
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how many snaps could a snpachat snap if a snapchat could snap chats?
Zero. A snapchat snaps chats not snaps.
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Snap chat in 2016 is like Twitter in 2012. You can choose to ignore it but it's going to be a monster in a few years.
It's been big for quite some time already :dunno:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160421%2F60a84c4b946723bdfb8022994d70fd47.jpg&hash=053f03c8363837b19b0a1184365c3332d4bd2ef6)
wtf is slither.io?
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All afternoon my pants have felt like 2 sizes too big and I constantly have had to pull them back up when walking because they are almost falling off. Just went to the restroom and discovered they weren't buttoned.
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:lol:
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:lol:
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lol
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We've had a wedding website out there for awhile and I didn't realize how much had been done to it. I get married in 51 days and today was pretty much the first time i've looked at it.
(https://49.media.tumblr.com/eab8bfe4d1dfa9afc813eeb78ac392a8/tumblr_nt6fdebEYu1sgl0ajo1_250.gif)
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Dear wacky, you might be a dude. Just go with it.
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Sounds like it's being handled and you don't need to worry about it anymore
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:thumbs:
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I just looked at the wedding website. So many funny things.
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She never approved of that pic with me. Not a fan of it. :frown:
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She never approved of that pic with me. Not a fan of it. :frown:
You can tell that she is the only one who contributed to the site. Only her attendants have descriptions. Why do you have more attendants than her? ;)
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Sorry Wacky, I was bored. Don't accuse me of stalking you.
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If I google Zarda-Fanning wedding will I find it/
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If I google Zarda-Fanning wedding will I find it/
Actually yes this works perfectly.
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She never approved of that pic with me. Not a fan of it. :frown:
You can tell that she is the only one who contributed to the site. Only her attendants have descriptions. Why do you have more attendants than her? ;)
lol. Yup. We both have 4, she just never got around to updating the other two.
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Man I could have made it so every visitor has their ip captured and you could track down all the mean ppl from the phog and smash their faces in. Oh well
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Man I could have made it so every visitor has their ip captured and you could track down all the mean ppl from the phog and smash their faces in. Oh well
:surprised: :love:
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I mean I could still do it...for a relatively large fee tho
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Ha. I'm good bud.
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:D
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heh...is she related to Steve R.?
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Her response:
idk who are his parents. I don’t have a first or second named that
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Her response:
idk who are his parents. I don’t have a first or second named that
He's part of Max R. & Brothers Excavators out of KC, that's all I know. In his early 50s probably.
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Her response:
idk who are his parents. I don’t have a first or second named that
He's part of Max R. & Brothers Excavators out of KC, that's all I know. In his early 50s probably.
:thumbs: Somewhere down the line she says.
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My day yesterday:
8am - wake up, take care of dog stuff
815am - go back to sleep
2pm - wake up, lunch (#5 @ chick-fil-a) watch the office episodes
6pm - accidentally fall asleep
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8am - wake up
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Wow
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Pretty worthless day sleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleep
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I feel refreshed tho
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you seem ready to tackle a couple of seasons today
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My day yesterday:
8am - wake up, take care of dog stuff
815am - go back to sleep
2pm - wake up, lunch (#5 @ chick-fil-a) watch the office episodes
6pm - accidentally fall asleep
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8am - wake up
Damn, did you not sleep at all during the week?
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Mmm, a moderate amount
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Lazy libs. Just sleeping their life away. :frown:
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That was a perfect post ITT.
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I IRL LOL'd after reading that post lib
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I envy you irl lib
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I'm going to have to kill myself during the week now because I didn't use Saturday to get caught up on work and I was given a project that already has a very tight deadline :frown:
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Well, at least you don't need to sleep for awhile
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My day yesterday:
8am - wake up, take care of dog stuff
815am - go back to sleep
2pm - wake up, lunch (#5 @ chick-fil-a) watch the office episodes
6pm - accidentally fall asleep
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8am - wake up
that is exactly like my dog's day, except you left out the part where you chase sticks and balls, etc.
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My dog had the same day except she slept most of the 2pm to 6pm part too
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so, I booked a trip a few weeks ago without checking the dates first.... :facepalm:
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I don't know how to make coffee in like those normal brewers with the filters and grounds and a big jug. Only keurig
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You are lucky this is the shame thread and a judgement free zone.
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I don't know how to make coffee in like those normal brewers with the filters and grounds and a big jug.
oooh, that's a good one. me too (i can produce a brown liquid, but it's not good), and i do feel shame for it.
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I drink coffee once or twice a week and wanted some today but the thing was almost empty so I didn't take the last cup cause I don't know how to make more and just got ice water instead
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Lib, it is very easy. I don't drink coffee :Yuck: but the other day I was feeling nice and made some because I was the first person in the office and everyone said it tasted fine.
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@emawblast this verdict came out yesterday. So mumped up!
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/748611620230688769
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Gross. Not a fight tho
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True. I can't believe the internet allows stuff like that to exist.
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Internet :curse:
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That is awful. :sdeek:
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It took them 3 years, with that video, to decide on a verdict? :sdeek:
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Need clarification:
Last 3 posts of mine before this one each included the word "crap," without me deliberately setting out to do so.
Is this the proper thread, does this belong in the stud thing thread?
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Need clarification:
Last 3 posts of mine before this one each included the word "crap," without me deliberately setting out to do so.
Is this the proper thread, does this belong in the stud thing thread?
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@emawblast this verdict came out yesterday. So mumped up!
https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/748611620230688769
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3620754/Victim-sobs-court-attacker-not-guilty-attempted-murder-prison-assault.html
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Wow! Where's the justice?! :curse:
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I drafted a pretty long and detailed PM to @sys on my ancestry and apparently closed the window before I sent it.
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:( he would have enjoyed it
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Like a cold bowl of menudo
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I drafted a pretty long and detailed PM to @sys on my ancestry and apparently closed the window before I sent it.
Let him figure it out on his own
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I have given plenty of clues; he could reference CreepyCat's spreadsheet and figure it out I bet.
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i have no idea which thread that even references, but it sounds interesting.
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I drafted a pretty long and detailed PM to @sys on my ancestry and apparently closed the window before I sent it.
nope, i got it. it is interesting (i would not have guessed). will respond when i have a little more time.
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I drafted a pretty long and detailed PM to @sys on my ancestry and apparently closed the window before I sent it.
nope, i got it. it is interesting (i would not have guessed). will respond when i have a little more time.
Well now I'm shameful that I can't view my sent PM's correctly. :facepalm:
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i have no idea which thread that even references, but it sounds interesting.
It's not
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you have to check a box to keep a copy of sent PMs, emo (unchecked by default)
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PM's are confusing. Could happen to anyone (Hillary)
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Saul should be ashamed of the PM screen layout, I mean my god there is stuff everywhere in that thing
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i am at some "midget car" race thing in belleville
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Quarter midgets?
Wtf is Belleville?
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some tiny little baby car things?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fuploads.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F20160806%2F4816ce3e9a155e6bbc0c203b9b2f6f2f.jpg&hash=68ab724ed093ab211fd3baf44d6b50a24f72f055)
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That's like tiny little baby racing :love:
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I had a friend in grade school who's family did that stuff. He also had tiny little baby dragsters
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there's like a fair thing going on too with rides and crap
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You never answered what Belleville is
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I think fan will have to fill us in on belleville
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more #coverage
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Looks fun
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Pretty great creeper pic there Tobias
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my favorite part was the ride operators just sitting around chain smoking
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Tobias, did you have any corndogs?
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i had one corn dog with mustard and it was delicious
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I'm trying to lose weight so last night I had only a half order of chicken/beef combo nachos with sour cream at the Peanut with Bud Light instead of a full order with some
IPA.
That's my weight loss plan.
:frown:
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Calories in calories out
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i'm thinking of getting a full order right now i'm so hungry
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i had one corn dog with mustard and it was delicious
I got two with mustard last night!
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:excited:
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I could go for two more rn. I am v. hungry. You could almost say famished.
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#1 - We just ate The Cheesecake Factory
#2 - I did not get a piece of cheesecake.
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#1 - We just ate The Cheesecake Factory
#2 - I did not get a piece of cheesecake.
i had it delivered like 2 weeks ago
but i did get cheesecake
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Corporate sell outs. #eatlocal
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Corporate sell outs. #eatlocal
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it's only a few miles away :dunno:
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Beer kitchen, mccoys, gram and Dunn up the road. I digresse
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i wanted godiva chocolate cheesecake
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That's totally fair. Case closed!
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I did Blvd tavern today 4.6/7
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i am at some "midget car" race thing in belleville
Was there last night. Good time.
wait, this is the shame yourself thread. damnit
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i heard that dude died for a 2nd night in a row?
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i heard that dude died for a 2nd night in a row?
clauson got t-boned this time...had to cut him out of the car. Supposedly in critical condition in Lincoln.
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i heard that dude died for a 2nd night in a row?
clauson got t-boned this time...had to cut him out of the car. Supposedly in critical condition in Lincoln.
They just had a breaking news update on Sportscenter saying that he died :frown:
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Just realized a celebrity crush I have is Canadian. :facepalm:
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Just realized a celebrity crush I have is Canadian. :facepalm:
and also he's dead?
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It's either Saunders, Bieber, or Rachel Mcadams.
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Nah you guys will never guess it.
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Nah you guys will never guess it.
Is it
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Graham Abbey
Alistair Abell
Alejandro Abellan
Raymond Ablack
Aaron Abrams
Rudwan Khalil Abubaker
Dalmar Abuzeid
Susan Aceron
Mark Acheson
Sharon Acker
Jean Adair
Shiraz Adam
Beverly Adams
Claire Adams
Dwayne Adams
Evan Adams
Marty Adams
Patrick J. Adams
R. J. Adams
Michael Adamthwaite
Rebecca Addelman
Dayo Ade
Melyssa Ade
Olunike Adeliyi
Neil Affleck
Carmen Aguirre
Paul Ahmarani
Andrew Airlie
Daniela Akerblom
Jeremy Akerman
Malin Åkerman
Marc Akerstream
Philip Akin
Denis Akiyama
Fajer Al-Kaisi
Sharon Alexander
Kathryn Alexandre
Toya Alexis
Hrant Alianak
Harris Allan
Martha Allan
Maud Allan
Brittany Allen
Ricca Allen
Sarah Allen
Tanya Allen
Sheldon Allman
James Allodi
David Alpay
Marnie Alton
Melissa Altro
Clyde Alves
Robbie Amell
Stephen Amell
Lara Amersey
Jessica Amlee
Yves Amyot
Rachael Ancheril
Dana Andersen
Greg Anderson
Melissa Sue Anderson
Melody Anderson
Pamela Anderson
Starr Andreeff
Thea Andrews
Gene Andrusco
Margaret Anglin
Kristi Angus
Paul Anka
Catherine Annau
Cameron Ansell
Zachary Ansley
Trey Anthony
Benz Antoine
Vinessa Antoine
Salvatore Antonio
Danny Antonucci
Magda Apanowicz
Natalie Appleton
Nicole Appleton
Nicole Arbour
Steve Arbuckle
Denys Arcand
Gabriel Arcand
Nathaniel Arcand
Nico Archambault
Charles Arling
Brad Armstrong
Dean Armstrong
Tré Armstrong
François Arnaud
Will Arnett
Brian Arnold
Craig Arnold
Charlotte Arnold
Lawrence Aronovitch
Nina Arsenault
Julia Arthur
Michelle Arvizu
Anthony Asbury
Lauren Ash
Mark Ashley
Aaron Ashmore
Shawn Ashmore
Cynthia Ashperger
Harvey Atkin
Damien Atkins
David Atkinson
Dhanaé Audet-Beaulieu
Melissa Auf der Maur
Gerald Auger
Matt Austin
Teri Austin
Marie Avgeropoulos
Dan Aykroyd
Peter Aykroyd
Philippe Ayoub
Kristian Ayre
Benjamin Ayres
Caroline Azar
Yank Azman
Kyra Azzopardi
B
Joanna Bacalso
Sebastian Bach
Steve Bacic
Ali Rizvi Badshah
Julian Bailey
Paule Baillargeon
Simone Bailly
Bonar Bain
Conrad Bain
Jennifer Bain
Bob Bainborough
Scott Bairstow
Joby Baker
Shannon Baker
Shauna Baker
Simon R. Baker
Brigitte Bako
Liane Balaban
Karen Dianne Baldwin
Lise Baldwin
Robert Baldwin
Crystal Balint
Liza Balkan
Ashleigh Ball
Sonja Ball
Linda Ballantyne
Ella Ballentine
Chasty Ballesteros
Heather Bambrick
James Bamford
Carl Banas
Cameron Bancroft
Boyd Banks
Perry Banks
Sydney Banks
Margaret Bannerman
Shanice Banton
Anaïs Barbeau-Lavalette
Gillian Barber
John Barbour
Amanda Barker
Jessica Barker
Emilie-Claire Barlow
Demore Barnes
Kathleen Barr
Sarah Barrable-Tishauer
Brent Barraclough
Michel Barrette
Yvon Barrette
Alex Barris
Mabel Barrison
Claudja Barry
Jay Baruchel
Gary Basaraba
Earl W. Bascom
Ben Bass
Nick Bateman
David Bateson
Eric Bauza
Jennifer Baxter
Frances Bay
Lawrence Bayne
Adam Beach
Gerry Bean
Stephanie Beard
Rod Beattie
Nancy Beatty
Robert Beatty
Michelle Beaudoin
Christine Beaulieu
Bobby Becken
Henry Beckman
Cascy Beddow
Steven Bednarski
Samantha Bee
Jennifer Beech
Brendan Beiser
Walter Belasco
Lisa Ann Beley
Juliette Béliveau
Véronique Béliveau
Doron Bell
Jade C. Bell
Jill Belland
Ryan Belleville
Ray Bellew
Paul Bellini
Scott Bellis
Cynthia Belliveau
Gil Bellows
Marc Bendavid
Clé Bennett
Matthew Bennett
Sonja Bennett
Sophie Bennett
Zachary Bennett
Tyrone Benskin
Chris Benson
Julia Benson
Shaun Benson
Lyriq Bent
Michael Benyaer
Françoise Berd
Erik J. Berg
Sheldon Bergstrom
Norm Berketa
Denis Bernard
Michael Bernardo
Kevin Bernhardt
David Berni
Tamara Bernier Evans
Karen Bernstein
Dorothée Berryman
Karen Bertelsen
Laura Bertram
William Bertram
Antoine Bertrand
Jocelyn Bérubé
Angela Besharah
Ardon Bess
Salome Bey
Raoul Bhaneja
Sonya Biddle
Cyril Biddulph
Guy Big
Lani Billard
Jean-Luc Bilodeau
Vincent Bilodeau
Luke Bilyk
Morris Birdyellowhead
Len Birman
Shaughnessy Bishop-Stall
Kirsten Bishopric
Thor Bishopric
Sandrine Bisson
Yannick Bisson
Joel Bissonnette
Catherine Black
Jully Black
Meghan Black
Ian Blackwood
Bre Blair
Lionel Blair
Isabelle Blais
Peter Blais
Mervyn Blake
William Rufus Blake
Claude Blanchard
Rachel Blanchard
Neal Bledsoe
Alan Bleviss
Jason Blicker
James Blight
Genevieve Blinn
Ben Blue
Jack Blum
Trevor Blumas
Lothaire Bluteau
Domini Blythe
oscar Boa
Daniela Bobadilla
Columpa Bobb
Hart Bochner
Lloyd Bochner
Robert Bockstael
Rick Bognar
Michael Boisvert
Katie Boland
James Bondy
Céline Bonnier
Linwood Boomer
Daneen Boone
Nikohl Boosheri
Kristin Booth
Lindy Booth
Christa Borden
Walter Borden
Anne-Élisabeth Bossé
Réal Bossé
Devon Bostick
Sara Botsford
Daniel Boucher
Jean-Carl Boucher
Nicole Bouma
Marie-Claude Bourbonnais
John Bourgeois
J. R. Bourne
Annie Bovaird
Cory Bowles
Jeanne Bowser
Garen Boyajian
Lynda Boyd
John Boylan
Bernard Braden
Justin Bradley
Paul Bradley
Glenda Braganza
Tom Braidwood
Paula Brancati
Jock Brandis
André Brassard
Marie Brassard
Pierre Brassard
Paul-André Brasseur
Normand Brathwaite
Stephen Brathwaite
Steve Braun
Paul Braunstein
Jay Brazeau
Peter Breck
John Bregar
Stéphane Breton
Beverley Breuer
Alana Bridgewater
Cameron Bright
Pierre-Luc Brillant
Yvette Brind'Amour
Christopher Britton
Ryder Britton
Dave Broadfoot
Cecil Broadhurst
Daniel Brochu
Évelyne Brochu
Sage Brocklebank
Leanna Brodie
Stefan Brogren
Valri Bromfield
Daniel Brooks
Danny Brooks
Elisabeth Brooks
Norman Brooks
Shelton Brooks
Claire Brosseau
Geneviève Brouillette
J. Adam Brown
Charity Brown
Darrin Brown
Divine Brown
Don Brown
Jefferson Brown
Miquel Brown
Natalie Brown
Aurora Browne
D'Arcy Browning
Christine Brubaker
Dylan oscar
Amanda Brugel
Robin Brûlé
Lucas Bryant
Greg Bryk
Michael Bublé
A. J. Buckley
Zoltán Buday
Barbara Budd
Genevieve Buechner
Valerie Buhagiar
Geneviève Bujold
James Bulliard
Kylie Bunbury
Michael Burgess
Phil Burke
Samson Burke
Fulton Burley
Tom Burlinson
Alaina Burnett
Martha Burns
Raymond Burr
Jackie Burroughs
Janet Burston
Cindy Busby
Tom Busby
Pascale Bussières
Adam Butcher
Mandy Butcher
Dean Butler
Tom Butler
Brent Butt
George Buza
Steve Byers
Jim Byrnes
C
Eric Cabral
Lally Cadeau
Anne-Marie Cadieux
Jason Cadieux
Sophie Cadieux
Inga Cadranel
Sally Cahill
Leah Cairns
Natasha Calis
Kay Callard
Michael Caloz
Jesse Camacho
Mark Camacho
Rod Cameron
Benedict Campbell
Chuck Campbell
Douglas Campbell
Conchita Campbell
Morgan Taylor Campbell
Neve Campbell
Nicholas Campbell
Jennifer Candy
John Candy
Sara Canning
Lorne Cardinal
Pierre-Yves Cardinal
Tantoo Cardinal
Len Cariou
Len Carlson
Paul Carpenter
Jim Carrey
Luciana Carro
Jack Carson
Alex Carter
Nathan Carter
Sarah Carter
Peggy Cartwright
Brent Carver
Dillon Casey
John Cassini
Aimée Castle
Maggie Castle
Marilyn Castonguay
Roch Castonguay
Kim Cattrall
Tom Cavanagh
Caroline Cave
Nicola Cavendish
Michael Cera
Erica Cerra
Sarah Chalke
Munro Chambers
Aimee Chan
Shannon Chan-Kent
Candy Chang
Keshia Chanté
Alexander Chapman
Christine Chatelain
Justin Chatwin
Maury Chaykin
Évelyne de la Chenelière
Joyce Cheng
Olivia Cheng
Jonas Chernick
Cayle Chernin
Jonathan Cherry
Richard Chevolleau
Charly Chiarelli
Gina Chiarelli
Frank Chiesurin
Mary-Colin Chisholm
Monia Chokri
Charlene Choi
Ins Choi
Billy Chow
Janet Chow
Lori Chow
Valerie Chow
Vivian Chow
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Hayden Christensen
Dinah Christie
Warren Christie
Eric Christmas
Tommy Chong
Rae Dawn Chong
Robbi Chong
Lara Jean Chorostecki
Babz Chula
Christy Chung
Linda Chung
Daniel Clark
Robert Clark
Susan Clark
Helene Clarkson
Kira Clavell
Suzanne Clément
Sasha Clements
Glory Annen Clibbery
Karen Cliche
Robert Clothier
Fabien Cloutier
Suzanne Cloutier
Conrad Coates
Kim Coates
Michael Cohen
Enrico Colantoni
Fabienne Colas
Renée Coleman
John Colicos
Lynn Colliar
Carla Collins
Dorothy Collins
Lauren Collins
Richard Collins
Tim Conlon
Nazneen Contractor
Susan Conway
A. J. Cook
Ryan Cooley
Jenny Cooper
Jon Cor
Rick Cordeiro
Henry Corden
Ian James Corlett
Penelope Corrin
Julianne Côté
Alyson Court
Christina Cox
Deborah Cox
Richard Ian Cox
Susan Coyne
Georgia Craig
Kelly Craig
Michael Cram
Phyllis Crane
Matt Craven
Gavin Crawford
Rachel Crawford
Michelle Creber
Wendy Crewson
Amanda Crew
Mark Critch
Roark Critchlow
Jonathan Crombie
Neil Crone
Rachel Cronin
Hume Cronyn
Kendall Cross
Josephine Crowell
Katie Crown
Marie-Josée Croze
Daniel Cudmore
Leah Renee Cudmore
Peter Cullen
Sean Cullen
Anna Cummer
Seán Cummings
Martin Cummins
Peter Cureton
Pierre Curzi
Elisha Cuthbert
Myriam Cyr
D
Cynthia Dale
Jennifer Dale
Normand D'Amour
Lawrence Dane
Roman Danylo
Diane D'Aquila
Agam Darshi
Michael D'Ascenzo
Ellen David
Lolita Davidovich
Mackenzie Davis
Tanyalee Davis
William B. Davis
Tracy Dawson
Carol-Anne Day
Nicole de Boer
Yvonne De Carlo
Kaaren de Zilva
Maria del Mar
Lucy DeCoutere
Gerry Dee
Louis Del Grande
Jason Deline
Kris Demeanor
Stéphane Demers
Katherine DeMille
Allegra Denton
Stacey DePass
John DeSantis
Daniel DeSanto
Michèle Deslauriers
Mélissa Désormeaux-Poulin
Trevor Devall
Paula Devicq
Colleen Dewhurst
Caroline Dhavernas
Sébastien Dhavernas
Vekeana Dhillon
Riva Di Paola
Sergio Di Zio
Alex Diakun
Chris Diamantopoulos
Selma Diamond
Lauren Diewold
Holly Dignard
Hugh Dillon
Eleonora Dimakos
Melissa DiMarco
oscar Dinsmore
Ma-Anne Dionisio
Catherine Disher
Anne Ditchburn
Nina Dobrev
Fefe Dobson
Heather Doerksen
Lexa Doig
Xavier Dolan
Cindy Dolenc
Damon D'Oliveira
Nancy Dolman
Lesleh Donaldson
Peter Donaldson
Marc Donato
James Doohan
Mike Dopud
Cory Doran
Brooke D'Orsay
Fifi D'Orsay
Anne Dorval
Joanna Douglas
Jeff Douglas
Shirley Douglas
Alisen Down
Elle Downs
Aaryn Doyle
John Drainie
Martin Drainville
Marie Dressler
Spencer Drever
Patrick Drolet
Brian Drummond
Laura Drummond
Julie du Page
Leon Dubinsky
Deborah Duchêne
Cara Duff-MacCormick
Romina D'Ugo
Kevin Duhaney
Robin Duke
Douglass Dumbrille
Dawson Dunbar
Arlene Duncan
Barrie Dunn
Robin Dunne
Rosemary Dunsmore
John Dunsworth
Molly Dunsworth
Sarah E. Dunsworth
Burkely Duffield
Victoria Duffield
Roy Dupuis
Erica Durance
Kevin Durand
Deanna Durbin
Zara Durrani
Karyn Dwyer
E
Chris Earle
Sam Earle
Katherine East
Jayne Eastwood
Maude Eburne
Matthew Edison
Sarah Edmondson
Harry Edwards
Ali Eisner
David Eisner
Atom Egoyan
Candace Elaine
Jeannie Elias
Melissa Elias
Lawrence Elion
Beverley Elliott
Brennan Elliott
David James Elliott
Laurie Elliott
Lillian Elliott
Tracey Ellis
Ralph Endersby
Vivien Endicott-Douglas
Anke Engelke
Aryana Engineer
Jake Epstein
Josh Epstein
Mary Jo Eustace
Daniella Evangelista
Lini Evans
Dylan Everett
Erik Everhard
Vanessa Lee Evigan
Jacob Ewaniuk
Sophia Ewaniuk
Fred Ewanuick
Irdens Exantus
F
Megan Fahlenbock
Kristin Fairlie
Elisabetta Fantone
Stacey Farber
Gary Farmer
Shannon Farnon
Alexia Fast
Françoise Faucher
Angela Featherstone
Matreya Fedor
Tania Fédor
Brendan Fehr
Shane Feldman
Colm Feore
Colin Ferguson
Max Ferguson
Jodelle Ferland
Charlene Fernetz
Samantha Ferris
Joy Fielding
Denise Filiatrault
Fab Filippo
Nathan Fillion
Katie Findlay
Timothy Findley
Ken Finkleman
Carrie Finlay
Jennifer Finnigan
Christine Firkins
Brandon Firla
Rhiannon Fish
Noel Fisher
Erin Fitzgerald
Diane Flacks
Erin Fleming
Brendan Fletcher
Page Fletcher
Hélène Florent
Waawaate Fobister
Dave Foley
Megan Follows
Angela Fong
Glenn Ford
Luke Ford
Melyssa Ford
Louise Forestier
Rosemary Forsyth
Marianne Fortier
Dianne Foster
Lisa Foster
Carly Foulkes
Michael J. Fox
Don Francks
Rainbow Sun Francks
Brendan Fraser
Jill Frappier
Matt Frewer
Jonathan Frid
Darren Frost
Brian Froud
Nolan Gerard Funk
Nelly Furtado
Angela Fusco
G
Sarah Gadon
Lorena Gale
Vincent Gale
Brendan Gall
Patrick Gallagher
Melissa Galianos
Angela Galuppo
Robin Gammell
Nisha Ganatra
Monique Ganderton
Merrilyn Gann
Soo Garay
Hope Garber
Victor Garber
Saskia Garel
Krystal Garib
Pauline Garon
Mark Gatha
Kathleen Gati
Elise Gatien
Maxim Gaudette
Jeff Geddis
Cara Gee
Gratien Gélinas
Mitsou Gélinas
Jasmin Geljo
Yani Gellman
Chief Dan George
Kat Germain
Nicole Germain
Bruno Gerussi
Leah Gibson
Martha Gibson
Noah Giffin
Sally Gifford
Marie Gignac
Lucas Gilbertson
Onalea Gilbertson
Lara Gilchrist
Thea Gill
Jennifer Gillis
Gail Gilmore
Patrick Gilmore
Jessalyn Gilsig
Nadia Giosia
Rémy Girard
Michelle Giroux
Joanna Gleason
Edward Glen
Stephen Kramer Glickman
Susan Glover
Maurice Godin
Sarah Goldberg
Joel Gordon
Tamara Gorski
Ryan Gosling
Jen Gould
Nicolette Goulet
Robert Goulet
Luba Goy
Dakota Goyo
Aubrey Graham
Currie Graham
Anais Granofsky
Ona Grauer
Brittany Gray
Carsen Gray
Jason Gray-Stanford
Sabrina Grdevich
Dallas Green
George Green
Janet-Laine Green
Rick Green
Tom Green
Lorne Greene
Graham Greene
oscar Greenwood
Lyndie Greenwood
Macha Grenon
Sarah Grey
Katie Griffin
Lynne Griffin
Nonnie Griffin
Linda Griffiths
Shenae Grimes
Marc-André Grondin
Hannah Gross
Paul Gross
David Paul Grove
Nicky Guadagni
Isabelle Guérard
Élise Guilbault
H
Benita Ha
Dayle Haddon
Kristen Hager
Abby Hagyard
Corey Haim
Haji
Jennifer Hale
Jonathan Hale
Geri Hall
Monty Hall
Natalie Hall
Barbara Hamilton
Patricia Hamilton
Emily Hampshire
Danielle Hampton
Kevin Hanchard
Elizabeth Hanna
Ian Hanlin
Eve Harlow
Shalom Harlow
Jessica Harmon
Richard Harmon
Johanne Harrelle
Ashleigh Harrington
Barbara Eve Harris
Jonny Harris
Laura Harris
Don Harron
Phil Hartman
Ellie Harvie
Susan Haskell
Allan Hawco
Terri Hawkes
Kay Hawtrey
Carter Hayden
Lili Haydn
Jordan Hayes
David Hayter
Terra Hazelton
Dianne Heatherington
Meghan Heffern
Jayne Heitmeyer
Tricia Helfer
Anne Helm
Meredith Henderson
Saffron Henderson
Jacqueline Hennessy
Jill Hennessy
Martha Henry
Natasha Henstridge
Marieve Herington
Roland Hewgill
Sitara Hewitt
David Hewlett
Tamara Hickey
Torri Higginson
Jennifer Hill
Matt Hill
Art Hindle
Karen Hines
Patrick Hivon
Chelsea Hobbs
Edmond Hockridge
Michelle Hoffman
Susan Hogan
Arthur Holden
Gina Holden
Laurie Holden
Kris Holden-Ried
Emily Holmes
Elinor Holt
Sandrine Holt
Saba Homayoon
Barclay Hope
Leslie Hope
Tamara Hope
William Hope
Victoria Hopper
Kaniehtiio Horn
Christine Horne
Chelah Horsdal
Emanuel Hoss-Desmarais
Jeremy Hotz
Kenny Hotz
Cole Howard
Kathleen Howard
Lisa Howard
Alex House
Tracey Hoyt
Vicky Huang
Patrick Huard
Sébastien Huberdeau
Alaina Huffman
Kim Huffman
Jovanna Huguet
Kimberly Huie
Ross Hull
Walter Huston
William Hutt
Pascale Hutton
Pam Hyatt
Frances Hyland
James Hyndman
I
John Ireland
Michael Ironside
Britt Irvin
Jennifer Irwin
Katharine Isabelle
Tajja Isen
Madeline Ivalu
Paul-Dylan Ivalu
Henriette Ivanans
J
Joshua Jackson
[Michael Jackson (actor)|Michael Jackson]]
Tom Jackson
Lou Jacobi
Kawennahere Devery Jacobs
Christopher Jacot
Nicole Jaffe
Lisa Jakub
Sabrina Jalees
Christina Jastrzembska
Janyse Jaud
Rebecca Jenkins
Roy Jenson
Connor Jessup
Robert Jezek
Suresh Joachim
Balinder Johal
Zillur Rahman John
Clark Johnson
Taborah Johnson
Tyler Johnston
Nolan Johnstone
Andy Jones
Cathy Jones
Rick Jones
Alexz Johnson
C. David Johnson
Roni Jonah
G. B. Jones
Laura Jordan
Hélène Joy
Robert Joy
Demetrius Joyette
Avan Jogia
K
Shauna Kain
Stan Kane
Jessica Kardos
Athena Karkanis
Erin Karpluk
Sabine Karsenti
Sofia Karstens
Alex Karzis
Daniel Kash
Linda Kash
Daphna Kastner
Peter Kastner
Stana Katic
Judah Katz
Kerrie Keane
Ruby Keeler
Tina Keeper
Jared Keeso
Janet Tracy Keijser
Peter Keleghan
Joanne Kelly
Justin Kelly
Morgan Kelly
Terence Kelly
Kate Kelton
Cameron Kennedy
Carl Kennedy
Jessica Parker Kennedy
Barbara Kent
Susan Kent
Roxanne Kernohan
Steven Kerzner
Armeena Khan
Julie Khaner
Arsinée Khanjian
Janet Kidder
Margot Kidder
Gail Kim
Deborah Kimmett
Charmion King
Helen King
Brigitte Kingsley
Shane Kippel
Luke Kirby
Mia Kirshner
Taylor Kitsch
Keith Knight
Matthew Knight
Erik Knudsen
Shannon Kook
Tinsel Korey
Adam Korson
Elias Koteas
Anthony Kramreither
Kristin Kreuk
Natalie Krill
Kelly Kruger
Grace Lynn Kung
Mimi Kuzyk
Paloma Kwiatkowski
Miranda Kwok
Sonija Kwok
L
Rosa Labordé
Sarah-Jeanne Labrosse
Andrée Lachapelle
Lisa LaCroix
Sarah Lafleur
Christie Laing
Jon Lajoie
Jacinthe Laguë
Amy Lalonde
Maurice LaMarche
Lisa Lambert
Micheline Lanctôt
Alexandre Landry
Lisa Langlois
Margaret Langrick
Robert Lantos
Murray Langston
Jean Lapointe
Stéphanie Lapointe
Sarah Lassez
Kathleen Laskey
Alexandrine Latendresse
Michelle Latimer
Carina Lau
Carole Laure
Charlotte Laurier
Lucie Laurier
Christian Laurin
Jani Lauzon
Avril Lavigne
Florence Lawrence
Michael Lazarovitch
Charlotte Le Bon
Julie Le Breton
Véronique Le Flaguais
Nicholas Lea
Ron Lea
Jennifer Leak
Catherine de Léan
Walter Learning
Chris Leavins
Diana Leblanc
Karen LeBlanc
Laurence Leboeuf
Cory Lee
Cosette Lee
Jennifer Anne Lee
Louise Lee
Ruta Lee
Sook-Yin Lee
Rachelle Lefevre
Ashley Leggat
Kristin Lehman
Carla Lehmann
Aimée Leigh
Melanie Leishman
Tyron Leitso
Kris Lemche
Julie Lemieux
Anthony Lemke
Vanessa Lengies
Sylvia Lennick
Sylvie Léonard
Elyse Levesque
Jenny Levine
Caissie Levy
Eugene Levy
Shawn Levy
Holly Lewis
Monique Leyrac
Leanne Li
Andrea Libman
Landon Liboiron
Ali Liebert
Marilyn Lightstone
Beatrice Lillie
Evangeline Lilly
Sarah Lind
Lalainia Lindbjerg
Cec Linder
Natalie Lisinska
Pauline Little
Rich Little
Nadia Litz
Bernice Liu
Suzanne Lloyd
Hollie Lo
Monica Lo
Mike Lobel
Hannah Lochner
Gene Lockhart
Anne Marie Loder
Fiona Loewi
Donal Logue
Celine Lomez
Sophie Lorain
Kevin Loring
Alison Louder
Crystal Lowe
Jessica Lowndes
Yvette Lu
Jessica Lucas
Alexander Ludwig
Linlyn Lue
Marla Lukofsky
Jeff Lumby
Tabitha Lupien
Erica Luttrell
Rachel Luttrell
Kate Lynch
M
Maggie Ma
Allie MacDonald
Ann-Marie MacDonald
Austin MacDonald
Mike MacDonald
Norm Macdonald
Shauna MacDonald
Christie MacFadyen
Luke Macfarlane
Martha MacIsaac
Mylène Mackay
Laine MacNeil
Peter MacNeill
Melanie Morse MacQuarrie
Adriana Maggs
Anita Majumdar
Shaun Majumder
Chris Makepeace
Keram Malicki-Sanchez
Jane Mallett
Fanny Mallette
Barbara Mamabolo
Howie Mandel
Andrea Mann
Sarah Manninen
Bronwen Mantel
Cheri Maracle
Patricia Marceau
Barbara March
Micheline Marchildon
Mara Marini
Gabrielle Marion-Rivard
Louise Marleau
Marie-Noelle Marquis
Alan Marriott
Kristie Marsden
Amber Marshall
Ruth Marshall
Andrea Martin
Anne-Marie Martin
Flora Martínez
Tatiana Maslany
Raymond Massey
Pat Mastroianni
Kari Matchett
Anik Matern
Suleka Mathew
Erin Mathews
Cameron Mathison
Trevor Matthews
Amy Matysio
Lindsay Maxwell
Lois Maxwell
Roberta Maxwell
Alberta Mayne
Tawiah M'carthy
Rachel McAdams
Bryn McAuley
Maxwell McCabe-Lokos
Sean McCann
Emilia McCarthy
Nobu McCarthy
Sheila McCarthy
Kandyse McClure
Scott McCord
Eric McCormack
oscar McCulloch
Dean McDermott
Brenda McDonald
Kevin McDonald
Miriam McDonald
Heather McEwen
Paul McGillion
Benoit McGinnis
Debra McGrath
Doug McGrath
Jane McGregor
Terry McGurrin
Stephen McHattie
Yanna McIntosh
Nicole McKay
Don McKellar
Patrick McKenna
Seana McKenna
Patricia McKenzie
Britt McKillip
Carly McKillip
Mark McKinney
Casey McKinnon
Megan McKinnon
Brandon Jay McLaren
Hollis McLaren
Mike McLeod
Samantha McLeod
Shelagh McLeod
Allyn Ann McLerie
Mercedes McNab
Scott McNeil
Joyce Meadows
Krystal Meadows
Caitlynne Medrek
Mark Meer
Wendel Meldrum
Andrea Menard
Julie Ménard
Gerry Mendicino
Laura Mennell
Rick Mercer
Monique Mercure
Melanie Merkosky
Belinda Metz
Kelly Metzger
Brendan Meyer
Michelle Meyrink
Darcy Michael
Dominique Michel
Lorne Michaels
Leyla Milani
Albert Millaire
Gabrielle Miller
Jennifer Miller
Monique Miller
Paul Miller
Peter Miller
Sherry Miller
Deanna Milligan
Dustin Milligan
Alan Mills
Pat Mills
Stephanie Anne Mills
Marc Minardi
Claudette Mink
Beau Mirchoff
Stacie Mistysyn
Atticus Mitchell
Shay Mitchell
Colin Mochrie
Melissa Molinaro
Michelle Molineux
Merwin Mondesir
Cory Monteith
Belinda Montgomery
Pascale Montpetit
Ashleigh Aston Moore
Stephanie Moore
Tedde Moore
Tracey Moore
Alice Moran
Rick Moranis
Sylvie Moreau
Denise Morelle
Alice Morel-Michaud
Michelle Morgan
Vanessa Morgan
Wesley Morgan
Stephanie Morgenstern
Ishan Morris
Alanis Morissette
Vanessa Morley
Libby Morris
Kirby Morrow
Max Morrow
Carrie-Anne Moss
Jesse Moss
Tegan Moss
Joseph Motiki
Masasa Moyo
Nicole Muñoz
Lochlyn Munro
Samantha Munro
Kathleen Munroe
Bjanka Murgel
Dwain Murphy
Mathew Murray
Sunday Muse
Mike Myers
N
Rupinder Nagra
Tony Nardi
Robert Naylor
Reagan Dale Neis
Louis Negin
Sophie Nélisse
Kate Nelligan
Andrea Nemeth
Caroline Néron
John Neville
Brooke Nevin
Alisha Newton
Mayko Nguyen
Melanie Nicholls-King
Leslie Nielsen
Jesse Nilsson
Andre Noble
Eleanor Noble
Michelle Nolden
Marilyn Norry
Rebecca Northan
Diane Nyland
O
Annick Obonsawin
Aliyah O'Brien
Deborah Odell
Clairette Oddera
Steven Ogg
Sandra Oh
Catherine O'Hara
Sonja O'Hara
Enuka Okuma
Peter Oldring
Britne Oldford
Craig Olejnik
Huguette Oligny
Nicole Oliver
America Olivo
Steve Olson
Ty Olsson
Sean O'Neill
Ndidi Onukwulu
Joan Orenstein
Corinne Orr
Marina Orsini
Meghan Ory
Sarah Osman
Paul O'Sullivan
Peter Outerbridge
Chris Owens
Patricia Owens
P
David Paetkau
Ellen Page
Mahée Paiement
David Palffy
Candy Palmater
Zoie Palmer
Melanie Papalia
Stéphane Paquette
Anna Paquin
Jessica Paré
Kevin Parent
Grace Park
Megan Park
Cecilia Parker
Leni Parker
Molly Parker
Gerard Parkes
Barbara Parkins
Anie Pascale
Reagan Pasternak
Ellora Patnaik
Dorothy Patrick
Shirley Patterson
Aislinn Paul
Dan Payne
Nelofer Pazira
Lucy Peacock
Krystin Pellerin
Bronson Pelletier
Denise Pelletier
Wilma Pelly
Tahmoh Penikett
Barry Pepper
Missy Peregrym
Emily Perkins
Matthew Perry
Xavier Petermann
Russell Peters
Luvia Petersen
Eric Peterson
Shelley Peterson
Doris Petrie
Dan Petronijevic
Joanna Pettet
Stefanie von Pfetten
Anastasia Phillips
Autumn Phillips
Béatrice Picard
Luc Picard
Lottie Pickford
Mary Pickford
Walter Pidgeon
Joseph Pierre
Shailyn Pierre-Dixon
Cara Pifko
Sebastian Pigott
Alison Pill
Jacqueline Pillon
Claire Pimparé
Joe Pingue
Arnold Pinnock
Gordon Pinsent
Leah Pinsent
Roddy Piper
Konstantina Pirkas
Jennifer Pisana
Erin Pitt
Annabella Piugattuk
Mandy Playdon
Christopher Plummer
Jennifer Podemski
Kim Poirier
Sarah Polley
Alexander Pollock
Sharon Pollock
Léa Pool
Aaron Poole
Carly Pope
Paul Popowich
Louise Portal
MacKenzie Porter
Christian Potenza
Chris Potter
Jonathan Potts
Victoria Pratt
Cynthia Preston
Clare Preuss
Marie Prevost
Connor Price
Jason Priestley
Ramona Pringle
Jenn Proske
Brooklynn Proulx
Danielle Proulx
Kirsten Prout
Karl Pruner
Q
John Qualen
Chantal Quesnelle
R
Pamela Rabe
Rosemary Radcliffe
Barbara Radecki
Natalie Radford
Douglas Rain
Ashleigh Rains
Claire Rankin
Jeremy Ratchford
Meaghan Rath
Lisa Ray
Jennie Raymond
Barbara Read
Duke Redbird
Sarah-Jane Redmond
Keanu Reeves
Laura Regan
Tanja Reichert
Adam Reid
Fiona Reid
Kate Reid
Noah Reid
Georgina Reilly
Winston Rekert
Mark Rendall
Callum Keith Rennie
Colleen Rennison
Ginette Reno
Liisa Repo-Martell
Jodie Resther
Gloria Reuben
Jillian Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
Caroline Rhea
Donnelly Rhodes
Italia Ricci
Alex Rice
Billie Mae Richards
Jasmine Richards
Jackie Richardson
Isabel Richer
Julian Richings
Emily Bett Rickards
Kyle Rideout
Michael Riley
Maya Ritter
Patrick Roach
Michael Roberds
Denise Robert
Rick Roberts
Françoise Robertson
Kathleen Robertson
Nancy Robertson
Louise Robey
Toby Robins
Debbie Rochon
Seth Rogen
Kacey Rohl
Sasha Roiz
Susan Roman
Anik Rompré
Cristina Rosato
Tony Rosato
Gabrielle Rose
Michelle Rossignol
Carlo Rota
Andrea Roth
Teryl Rothery
Anna Mae Routledge
Jean-Louis Roux
Kelly Rowan
Anusree Roy
Maxim Roy
Allan Royal
Tim Rozon
Jan Rubeš
Susan Douglas Rubes
Ron Rubin
Saul Rubinek
Michael Rudder
Craig Russell
Ann Rutherford
Rusty Ryan
Tracy Ryan
Lisa Ryder
S
Ed Sahely
Buffy Sainte Marie
Chloé Sainte-Marie
Hugo St-Cyr
Tabitha St. Germain
Nancy Anne Sakovich
Rosa Salazar
Sonya Salomaa
Ève Salvail
Eliza Sam
Cindy Sampson
Victoria Sanchez
Ecstasia Sanders
Garwin Sanford
Riza Santos
Will Sasso
Tania Saulnier
Tyrone Savage
Leela Savasta
Devon Sawa
Michele Scarabelli
Alan Scarfe
Jonathan Scarfe
Mandy Schaffer
August Schellenberg
Christina Schild
Talia Schlanger
Kyle Schmid
Christina Schmidt
Monika Schnarre
Lisa Schrage
Kim Schraner
Albert Schultz
Eric Schweig
Caterina Scorsone
Melanie Scrofano
Alison Sealy-Smith
Michael Seater
Noot Seear
Elena Semikina
Nick Serino
Corey Sevier
Jeff Seymour
Zaib Shaikh
Kerry Shale
Melinda Shankar
Michael Shanks
Polly Shannon
Rekha Sharma
William Shatner
Helen Shaver
Athole Shearer
Norma Shearer
Anthony Sherwood
Gale Sherwood
Madeleine Sherwood
Erin Shields
Joanna Shimkus
Sofia Shinas
Nell Shipman
Catherine Shirriff
Martin Short
Gilbert Sicotte
Sandy Sidhu
Teejay Sidhu
Anna Silk
Carmen Silvera
Jay Silverheels
Robert A. Silverman
Chelan Simmons
Shadia Simmons
Hannah Simone
Denis Simpson
Karen Simpson
Marc Singer
Shawn Singleton
Rachel Skarsten
Amy Sloan
Alexis Smith
Douglas Smith
Gregory Smith
Jaclyn A. Smith
Kavan Smith
Lauren Lee Smith
Lyon Smith
Makyla Smith
Mike Smith
Steve Smith
Trevor Smith
Sonja Smits
Cobie Smulders
Sarah Smyth
Naomi Snieckus
Victoria Snow
Ksenia Solo
Christine Solomon
Brett Somers
Steph Song
Manoj Sood
Veena Sood
Linda Sorenson
Jerri Southcott
Ned Sparks
Monique Spaziani
Scott Speedman
Tara Spencer-Nairn
Tracy Spiridakos
Ruth Springford
Jewel Staite
Nicole Stamp
Muriel Starr
Rob Stefaniuk
David Steinberg
Cassie Steele
Jessica Steen
Janaya Stephens
Amanda Stepto
Robyn Stevan
Diane Stevenett
Cynthia Stevenson
Alexandra Stewart
Catherine Mary Stewart
Julie Stewart
Tyler Stewart
Nicole Stoffman
Clare Stone
Stuart Stone
Chantal Strand
Sarah Strange
Dorothy Stratten
Tara Strong
Katie Stuart
David Sutcliffe
Camille Sullivan
Charlotte Sullivan
Cree Summer
Roseanne Supernault
Donald Sutherland
Kiefer Sutherland
Rossif Sutherland
Janine Sutto
Krista Sutton
Serinda Swan
Michelle Sweeney
Shelley Sweeney
T
Siu Ta
Eva Tanguay
Amanda Tapping
Toby Tarnow
Cherilee Taylor
Mark Taylor
Sharon Taylor
Tamara Taylor
Emma Taylor-Isherwood
Sally Taylor-Isherwood
Jill Teed
April Telek
Emily Tennant
Venus Terzo
Deborah Theaker
Alan Thicke
Robin Thicke
Dave Thomas
Greg Thomey
Jody Thompson
Marni Thompson
Reece Thompson
Scott Thompson
Shelley Thompson
Kristen Thomson
R.H. Thomson
Alicia Thorgrimsson
Pat Thornton
Linda Thorson
Michelle Thrush
Valerie Tian
Dov Tiefenbach
Jacob Tierney
Marie Tifo
Jennifer Tilly
Meg Tilly
Cali Timmins
Robert Tinkler
Brittany Tiplady
Lee Tockar
Kate Todd
Jordan Todosey
Jen Tolley
Vincent Tong
Gordon Tootoosis
Sara Topham
Sarah Torgov
Ingrid Torrance
Jackie Torrens
Jonathan Torrens
Elias Toufexis
Keegan Connor Tracy
Richard Travers
Sophie Traub
Jacob Tremblay
John Paul Tremblay
Karelle Tremblay
Kay Tremblay
Kate Trotter
Catherine Trudeau
Margaret Trudeau
Yanic Truesdale
Adrian Truss
Natalia Tudge
James Tupper
Kristopher Turner
Kett Turton
Shannon Tweed
Terry Tweed
Tracy Tweed
Jud Tylor
Barbara Tyson
U
Natar Ungalaaq
Deborah Kara Unger
Mia Uyeda
V
Maria Vacratsis
Billy Van
Karine Vanasse
Emily VanCamp
Darla Vandenbossche
Laura Vandervoort
Vanity
Joanne Vannicola
Nia Vardalos
Sugith Varughese
Tasha de Vasconcelos
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Nadine Van der Velde
Aliza Vellani
Ingrid Veninger
John Vernon
Kate Vernon
Asia Vieira
Sonia Vigneault
Katya Virshilas
Julia Voth
Vlasta Vrána
W
Michael Wade
Susan Walden
Marian Waldman
Ariel Waller
Amanda Walsh
Gwynyth Walsh
Jessalyn Wanlim
Haylee Wanstall
Alberta Watson
Lucile Watson
Rufus Wainwright
Mary Walsh
Dave Ward
Lyman Ward
Ryan Ward
Zack Ward
Estella Warren
Al Waxman
Aaron Webber
Torri Webster
Victor Webster
Lisa Wegner
Devon Weigel
Robb Wells
Kenneth Welsh
Cathy Weseluck
Chandra West
Murray Westgate
Steve Weston
Jack Wetherall
Marjorie White
Sherry White
Elizabeth Whitmere
Chris Wiggins
Colm Wilkinson
Gina Wilkinson
Christine Willes
Chad Willett
Barbara Williams
Harland Williams
Genelle Williams
Nigel Shawn Williams
Siobhan Williams
Tonya Lee Williams
Wes Williams
Bree Williamson
Austin Willis
Leueen Willoughby
Brittney Wilson
Jonathan Wilson
Niamh Wilson
Rachel Wilson
Tara Wilson
Jeff Wincott
Michael Wincott
Katheryn Winnick
Maurice Dean Wint
Joseph Wiseman
Mariloup Wolfe
Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
Ellen Wong
Gordon Michael Woolvett
Jaimz Woolvett
Calum Worthy
Fay Wray
Catherine Wreford
Alexsandra Wright
Janet Wright
Tracy Wright
Y
Lisa Yamanaka
Marline Yan
Scott Yaphe
Michael Yarmush
Kim Yaroshevskaya
Benny Yau
Richard Yearwood
David Yee
Sally Yeh
Norman Yeung
Françoise Yip
Jean Yoon
Wayne Thomas Yorke
Aden Young
Alan Young
D'bi Young
Jonathon Young
Noreen Young
Stephen Young
Trudy Young
Andrew Younghusband
Raugi Yu
Catalina Yue
Z
Mary Lu Zahalan
Alex Zahara
Dominic Zamprogna
Gema Zamprogna
Lenore Zann
Chiara Zanni
Sylvia Zaradic
Natty Zavitz
Pete Zedlacher
Emmanuelle Zeesman
Kevin Zegers
Michael Zelniker
Kathr
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Not on the list. :Chirp:
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Not on the list. :Chirp:
Kathryn Zenna
Patricia Zentilli
Matt Zimmerman
Abby Zotz
Julie Zwillich
Noam Zylberman
?
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Not on the list. :Chirp:
Justice beaver
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:impatient:
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Why do you care if they are Canadian?
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God damnit, Mikey.
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Why do you care if they are Canadian?
The beady eyes and flapping heads are not attractive, IMO.
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Is it Celine Dion?
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Nah you guys will never guess it.
:lol:
Is it
A
Graham Abbey
Alistair Abell
Alejandro Abellan
Raymond Ablack
Aaron Abrams
Rudwan Khalil Abubaker
Dalmar Abuzeid
Susan Aceron
Mark Acheson
Sharon Acker
Jean Adair
Shiraz Adam
Beverly Adams
Claire Adams
Dwayne Adams
Evan Adams
Marty Adams
Patrick J. Adams
R. J. Adams
Michael Adamthwaite
Rebecca Addelman
Dayo Ade
Melyssa Ade
Olunike Adeliyi
Neil Affleck
Carmen Aguirre
Paul Ahmarani
Andrew Airlie
Daniela Akerblom
Jeremy Akerman
Malin Åkerman
Marc Akerstream
Philip Akin
Denis Akiyama
Fajer Al-Kaisi
Sharon Alexander
Kathryn Alexandre
Toya Alexis
Hrant Alianak
Harris Allan
Martha Allan
Maud Allan
Brittany Allen
Ricca Allen
Sarah Allen
Tanya Allen
Sheldon Allman
James Allodi
David Alpay
Marnie Alton
Melissa Altro
Clyde Alves
Robbie Amell
Stephen Amell
Lara Amersey
Jessica Amlee
Yves Amyot
Rachael Ancheril
Dana Andersen
Greg Anderson
Melissa Sue Anderson
Melody Anderson
Pamela Anderson
Starr Andreeff
Thea Andrews
Gene Andrusco
Margaret Anglin
Kristi Angus
Paul Anka
Catherine Annau
Cameron Ansell
Zachary Ansley
Trey Anthony
Benz Antoine
Vinessa Antoine
Salvatore Antonio
Danny Antonucci
Magda Apanowicz
Natalie Appleton
Nicole Appleton
Nicole Arbour
Steve Arbuckle
Denys Arcand
Gabriel Arcand
Nathaniel Arcand
Nico Archambault
Charles Arling
Brad Armstrong
Dean Armstrong
Tré Armstrong
François Arnaud
Will Arnett
Brian Arnold
Craig Arnold
Charlotte Arnold
Lawrence Aronovitch
Nina Arsenault
Julia Arthur
Michelle Arvizu
Anthony Asbury
Lauren Ash
Mark Ashley
Aaron Ashmore
Shawn Ashmore
Cynthia Ashperger
Harvey Atkin
Damien Atkins
David Atkinson
Dhanaé Audet-Beaulieu
Melissa Auf der Maur
Gerald Auger
Matt Austin
Teri Austin
Marie Avgeropoulos
Dan Aykroyd
Peter Aykroyd
Philippe Ayoub
Kristian Ayre
Benjamin Ayres
Caroline Azar
Yank Azman
Kyra Azzopardi
B
Joanna Bacalso
Sebastian Bach
Steve Bacic
Ali Rizvi Badshah
Julian Bailey
Paule Baillargeon
Simone Bailly
Bonar Bain
Conrad Bain
Jennifer Bain
Bob Bainborough
Scott Bairstow
Joby Baker
Shannon Baker
Shauna Baker
Simon R. Baker
Brigitte Bako
Liane Balaban
Karen Dianne Baldwin
Lise Baldwin
Robert Baldwin
Crystal Balint
Liza Balkan
Ashleigh Ball
Sonja Ball
Linda Ballantyne
Ella Ballentine
Chasty Ballesteros
Heather Bambrick
James Bamford
Carl Banas
Cameron Bancroft
Boyd Banks
Perry Banks
Sydney Banks
Margaret Bannerman
Shanice Banton
Anaïs Barbeau-Lavalette
Gillian Barber
John Barbour
Amanda Barker
Jessica Barker
Emilie-Claire Barlow
Demore Barnes
Kathleen Barr
Sarah Barrable-Tishauer
Brent Barraclough
Michel Barrette
Yvon Barrette
Alex Barris
Mabel Barrison
Claudja Barry
Jay Baruchel
Gary Basaraba
Earl W. Bascom
Ben Bass
Nick Bateman
David Bateson
Eric Bauza
Jennifer Baxter
Frances Bay
Lawrence Bayne
Adam Beach
Gerry Bean
Stephanie Beard
Rod Beattie
Nancy Beatty
Robert Beatty
Michelle Beaudoin
Christine Beaulieu
Bobby Becken
Henry Beckman
Cascy Beddow
Steven Bednarski
Samantha Bee
Jennifer Beech
Brendan Beiser
Walter Belasco
Lisa Ann Beley
Juliette Béliveau
Véronique Béliveau
Doron Bell
Jade C. Bell
Jill Belland
Ryan Belleville
Ray Bellew
Paul Bellini
Scott Bellis
Cynthia Belliveau
Gil Bellows
Marc Bendavid
Clé Bennett
Matthew Bennett
Sonja Bennett
Sophie Bennett
Zachary Bennett
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Good grief tbt
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Think Bollywood
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god damnit, tbt. you are the worst.
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Also just realized 'My Country Tis of Thee' is the same melody as Britian's national anthem 'God Save the Queen.' Makes me wonder, did we do that to mock them? Kinda funny if we did.
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I heard a podcast last year that some brit said our national anthem is the same tune as an old English pub song that was super hard to sing and that only showoff assholes sang while drunk in pubs.
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I heard a podcast last year that some brit said our national anthem is the same tune as an old English pub song that was super hard to sing and that only showoff assholes sang while drunk in pubs.
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guilty as charged
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JFC, someone ban tbt please
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:D
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Is this where I go for dislocating my shoulder playing kickball?
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Need more info before we can confirm
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i saw the tapatalk preview mention "dislocating my shoulder" and just assumed it was applejack :frown:
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Was on first, kicker lined it left, thought it was getting through, snagged by 3rd baseman, and then dove to first to avoid double play. Still got doubled up. :lol:
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Yep, you are in the correct thread.
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dove to first
i don't even
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I'm ultra competitive. Baseball instincts took over. Live look from my team afterwords.
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Verdict: no shame for trying to win, shame for having basebally glass bones
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Also, god dammit TBT! :shakesfist: This page!!!
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WC you should've relaxed. It was Wednesday.
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Diving to first doesn't get you there faster, hope you at least learned that lesson.
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It wasn't a kick. I was diving back to the base like you would do when a pitcher throws over to pick you off. Dude at 3rd threw a rope.
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im sorry but are you saying that there is base stealing in community league kickball?
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Yep, and people throw frozen dodgeball ropes
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No. I was starting to run after the dude kicked it. Wasn't wearing cleats. I slipped.
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No. I was starting to run after the dude kicked it. Wasn't wearing cleats. I slipped.
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and then someone caught the ball and you had to return to first, right?
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Ya.
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No shame in that IMO
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Yep, and people throw frozen dodgeball ropes
You'd be surprised. A lot of former collegiate players play in that competitive league. Some travel and play for $
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Yep, and people throw frozen dodgeball ropes
You'd be surprised. A lot of former collegiate players play in that competitive league. Some travel and play for $
I know, I used to be one of them :gocho:
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another dumbass plastic screw failed on my dumbass 90's BMW. I don't know why clams loves these things. German Engineering is apparently a funny euphemism for straight dookie. Ultimate Driving Machine is code for steamy pile (of dookie). I am ashamed I blew my hellantra money on this thing.
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But you had sex right? That's why it doesn't matter.
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Until 3pm today, I though the Stanford game was Saturday.
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another dumbass plastic screw failed on my dumbass 90's BMW. I don't know why clams loves these things. German Engineering is apparently a funny euphemism for straight dookie. Ultimate Driving Machine is code for steamy pile (of dookie). I am ashamed I blew my hellantra money on this thing.
its not too late for you to buy a 70 series
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I recently subscribed to an actual hard copy of a magazine. Received my first issue the other day.
I find myself wanting to read more hard print and less on the phone.
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I recently subscribed to an actual hard copy of a magazine. Received my first issue the other day.
I find myself wanting to read more hard print and less on the phone.
There's nothing shameful about that at all. I stare at a computer all day long, it's nice to read something that doesn't strain my eyes.
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As long as it wasn't a nudie magazine, you're cool.
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Judgment free, Wacks
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:D Just saying, the internet is an amazing place and it's FREE! :)
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Well, it's nothing that exciting. It's The Atlantic.
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:thumbs:
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Fresh out of college ben ji made a boatload of chili and instead of putting it in a tupperwear container like a normal human he used the vegetable drawer of his fridge. Like you just scoop yourself a bowl of chili from the veggie crisper drawer and throw it in the microwave.
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they make those things out of puniraptor-grade plastic nowadays
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that's a serious #ack and im extremely impressed and slightly horrified
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i've never used those drawers for anything except booze
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Well, it's nothing that exciting. It's The Atlantic.
Move it the stud thread. I listen to The Longform Podcast and The Atlantic always comes up as the best of the best in longform writing.
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Ate a package of Hawaiian punch twizzlers things for lunch
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Fresh out of college ben ji made a boatload of chili and instead of putting it in a tupperwear container like a normal human he used the vegetable drawer of his fridge. Like you just scoop yourself a bowl of chili from the veggie crisper drawer and throw it in the microwave.
that is amazing
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Fresh out of college ben ji made a boatload of chili and instead of putting it in a tupperwear container like a normal human he used the vegetable drawer of his fridge. Like you just scoop yourself a bowl of chili from the veggie crisper drawer and throw it in the microwave.
I wish there was a picture
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It sounds genius yet makes no sense at the same time.
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That may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read on this blog.
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Functionally it was amazing but cleaning the drawer sucked and also chili would drip and get in other parts of the fridge/door.
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Beans or no beans?
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he said chili
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So beans :thumbs:
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I have flappy bird on my phone still and sometimes play it
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Great follow up post tbt
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I have no idea how to do emoji on Twitter and it makes me feel old
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I spent $12.12 at Fuzzy's last night
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Got kinda pak'd last night and lowballed an offer on this thing on Ebay. Woke up to winning it. 100% lambswool
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Spilled a thing of salsa all over the floor in the union today with the janitor closely watching. I also got some on backpack so it now smells like Pico.
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really speaks to how you were raised Greg.. I was raised to treat the janitor with the same respect I would give to a professor..
If you don't want to become the red headed stepchild of this KSU family I suggest you shape up or ship out son.
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I wouldn't worry about it Greg, yoga is a known dumbass around here
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I for one am shoxed you feel that way TBT
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wtf greg, get your crap together
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I accidentally drank of out a stranger's water bottle last week. Right in front of her. We were at a table in conversation and she didn't say anything. But i'm sure she noticed. :-(
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I wouldn't worry about it Greg, yoga is a known dumbass around here
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I wouldn't worry about it Greg, yoga is a known dumbass around here
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NO! bad, Greg!
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I accidentally drank of out a stranger's water bottle last week. Right in front of her. We were at a table in conversation and she didn't say anything. But i'm sure she noticed. :-(
that means you kissed :fatty:
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I accidentally drank of out a stranger's water bottle last week. Right in front of her. We were at a table in conversation and she didn't say anything. But i'm sure she noticed. :-(
that means you kissed :fatty:
sounds non-consensual... maybe rape?
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My "buddies" don't make jokes about rape.
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That pizza hut stuffed crust grilled cheese pizza pie looks so good. I'm considering ordering one and eathing the entire thing.
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my uncle gave me a bottle of bourbon from his local distillery, i'm sure the liter cost him more than $100. it's pretty tasty but i'm hungover and can't take it straight right now so i'm mixing it with coke zero at a 4:1 coke ratio.
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my uncle gave me a bottle of bourbon from his local distillery, i'm sure the liter cost him more than $100. it's pretty tasty but i'm hungover and can't take it straight right now so i'm mixing it with coke zero at a 4:1 coke ratio.
This is probably the most shame-worthy post that has been made ITT for a long time.
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No, we should have locked the thread after the fridge drawer of of chili.
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the fridge door of chili is shocking. not even sure it belongs in this thread. it's something else entirely.
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the fridge door of chili is shocking. not even sure it belongs in this thread. it's something else entirely.
I made chili this weekend and I got a good giggle thinking about it. Just amazing the thought process that goes into #chilidrawer
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my uncle gave me a bottle of bourbon from his local distillery, i'm sure the liter cost him more than $100. it's pretty tasty but i'm hungover and can't take it straight right now so i'm mixing it with coke zero at a 4:1 coke ratio.
This is probably the most shame-worthy post that has been made ITT for a long time.
You need to keep a cheap bottle on hand for such occasions, never break into the good stuff for mixies.
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Or just do whatever you want.
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Just notice on a meeting request I sent out last week that instead of "good afternoon" I wrote "goo afternoon" :Yuck:
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that was your lunch menu
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Last night I ran out of tonic for my Tanqueray and I used a leftover Mike's Hard Lemonade that a friend had left at my place to complete the G&T
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Last night I ran out of tonic for my Tanqueray and I used a leftover Mike's Hard Lemonade that a friend had left at my place to complete the G&T
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talked lil CF3 into Jelly Beans and out of fun dip so I could have some of his jelly beans :frown:
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talked lil CF3 into Jelly Beans and out of fun dip so I could have some of his jelly beans :frown:
i tried hard last night to steer lil mikey towards some delicious looking cookies after he won the cake walk, but he was set on some nasty cupcakes.
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Let's not turn this into a tricking your kids support group fellas.
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Let's not turn this into a tricking your kids support group fellas.
no, I was ashamed I couldn't trick my 6 year old. :sdeek:
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I just ate my lunch @ 10:30 am.
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:sdeek: did you wake up and eat breakfast at like 6am
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I'm really hungry now. :frown:
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dropped my earbud in my coffee cup again. I think it will be ok.
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what was in your coffee cup?
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what was in your coffee cup?
green tea!
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:Wha:
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just learned the phrase "Audi 5000"
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just learned the phrase "Audi 5000"
thanks you I now know that this phrase has its origin in an unintended acceleration scandal
fascinating
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what was in your coffee cup?
ear wax now. :Yuck:
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just learned the phrase "Audi 5000"
:buh-bye:
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I have no idea whether the pants I'm wearing to work are black or super mega dark navy. I left the house this morning thinking navy but now they seem to be black.
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I have no idea whether the pants I'm wearing to work are black or super mega dark navy. I left the house this morning thinking navy but now they seem to be black.
Faded black?
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I have no idea whether the pants I'm wearing to work are black or super mega dark navy. I left the house this morning thinking navy but now they seem to be black.
Faded black?
I wish I knew MG. During lunch I even asked some co workers what they thought and one guy was like "Black. Hang on......okay come over here by the window so we can see it in natural lighting. Yeah I think they're navy after all." Then more dispute. It was getting pretty scientific when someone said it had to do with the amount of light the fabric was reflecting.
The truly shameful part is even when I thought they were navy pants I still wore a black belt. :facepalm:
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The truly shameful part is even when I thought they were navy pants I still wore a black belt. :facepalm:
sounds like you nailed it to me
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What color belt are you supposed to wear with navy pants?
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I just wear a belt that matches my shoes. Brown or black is fine.
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I wore adidas slides to work today (black), what belt is appropriate?
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Ha! Trick question! My cargo shorts fit properly so I don't wear a belt.
Guess I should remove myself from the shame thread then
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I have no idea whether the pants I'm wearing to work are black or super mega dark navy. I left the house this morning thinking navy but now they seem to be black.
Faded black?
I wish I knew MG. During lunch I even asked some co workers what they thought and one guy was like "Black. Hang on......okay come over here by the window so we can see it in natural lighting. Yeah I think they're navy after all." Then more dispute. It was getting pretty scientific when someone said it had to do with the amount of light the fabric was reflecting.
The truly shameful part is even when I thought they were navy pants I still wore a black belt. :facepalm:
Back when I was a student I bought a pair of green corduroy pants. Took them home, pulled them out of the bag and they were brown. Figured I must have grabbed the wrong ones, and took them back and exchanged them. Got them back to the apartment and they turned brown again. Came to figure out that they were green under florescent lights, and brown under regular lighting.
You know how hard it was to figure out what shirt went with both green and brown pants?
and before you laugh at me for having green corduroy pants, it was the late 90s.
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Well, it sounds like they'd only really be green when you are at Walmart or something.
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just learned the phrase "Audi 5000"
:buh-bye:
sup
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Well, it sounds like they'd only really be green when you are at Walmart or something.
I remember a lot more florescent lights back then.
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I've gotten less than 4 hours sleep two nights in a row, and now I'm going to take a nap at work.
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I have no idea whether the pants I'm wearing to work are black or super mega dark navy. I left the house this morning thinking navy but now they seem to be black.
Faded black?
I wish I knew MG. During lunch I even asked some co workers what they thought and one guy was like "Black. Hang on......okay come over here by the window so we can see it in natural lighting. Yeah I think they're navy after all." Then more dispute. It was getting pretty scientific when someone said it had to do with the amount of light the fabric was reflecting.
The truly shameful part is even when I thought they were navy pants I still wore a black belt. :facepalm:
post a pic of the pants, could be like that dress that went viral
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I have no idea whether the pants I'm wearing to work are black or super mega dark navy. I left the house this morning thinking navy but now they seem to be black.
Faded black?
I wish I knew MG. During lunch I even asked some co workers what they thought and one guy was like "Black. Hang on......okay come over here by the window so we can see it in natural lighting. Yeah I think they're navy after all." Then more dispute. It was getting pretty scientific when someone said it had to do with the amount of light the fabric was reflecting.
The truly shameful part is even when I thought they were navy pants I still wore a black belt. :facepalm:
post a pic of the pants, could be like that dress that went viral
FWIW I was "wrong" about the color of that dress too.
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Blue
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Are the shoes purple?
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yes blue, also don't wear those socks with those pants again
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Purple-ish
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The pants look blue and the shoes look brown...but you said you are wearing a black belt so that doesn't make any sense....
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omg brock, that is blue af :lol:
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"i think i saw MiR at a k-state game! either that or it was mr freeze, couldn't be sure" -brock landers
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lol. The pants look way more blue in that pic than IRL. It could be the fluorescent lighting. The shoes are burgundy.
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"i'm glad obama was our first black president, but if it was up to me it would have been back in 2004 when i wrote in Dr. Manhattan" - brock landers
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just learned the phrase "Audi 5000"
:buh-bye:
sup
Thought that was the :Audi5000: symbol
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Can we have a word about dress socks? Probably the second worst part of dressing up is dress socks. They are super thin and super slippery. Wtf is with that? Are sock engineers just trolling the world or are they really too stupid to design a better sock?
Anyway, that's my view on dress socks
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nobody wears those thin nazi socksies. there are loads of normal thickness and softness socks out there
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Well I only have like 2 pairs so that's certainly possible mocat
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:lol: :lol: black or blue... this guy
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Got busted trying to take a nap.
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You had probably missed 2 or 3 meetings already so they went looking for you.
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I actually moved one meeting to Tuesday to fit in this nap. :curse:
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I successfully napped this morning. Only like 20 minutes, but it sure felt great
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lol. The pants look way more blue in that pic than IRL. It could be the fluorescent lighting. The shoes are burgundy.
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Interesting. I am wearing burgundy pants today.
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I have slacks and shoes in those exact colors. I also have thin navy socks like that as well but I usually wear argyle socks with that combo.
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I am wearing a black shirt with my burgundy pants and grey shoes which probably don't look as good as black shoes would look but I don't care because I wanted to wear my super comfy grey shoes which are not slippers despite what some people say.
My feet are starting to sweat though because they have a furry lining which is making them kind of smell (that is the shame part).
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I have to have a complete brake job on the whip. It has less than 50k miles on it.
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I had to look up the term sub-tweet.
xpost w/ How gE is affecting your daily life.
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I thought Andrew Garfield played Jean Ralphio on parks n rec
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I just looked down and realized I have a black sock and a dark blue sock on.
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We got a 10 year old wine at work that celebrates our 10 years in business and has our company name on it and everything. Anyways, I told Mrs. wacky to go ahead and help herself to a glass on Wednesday night and we finished the bottle. Everyone else here at work has it in their office as memorabilia. :facepalm: Whoops!.
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I thought Andrew Garfield played Jean Ralphio on parks n rec
This post is where I learned they were different people
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Watching Big Lebowski for the first time tonight
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Watching Big Lebowski for the first time tonight
On HBO? Me too. 5th or 6th time for me though.
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Yes sir!
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Smdh
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surely not?
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I've pretty much seen every movie in the world minus this one. That includes that Olsen twin movie in NYC :frown:
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Live blog that crap wackycat08
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Live blog that crap wackycat08
:thumbs:
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The Spanish dude is a guy I really like as an actor and it turns out he's great at bowling too! Digging the shades too.
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Who's that creep actor too from Billy Madison? Love him!
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"Well ya? That's just like your opinion man..." :love:
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He's flying right now after getting knocked out. Looks fun tbh.
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Who's that creep actor too from Billy Madison? Love him!
adam sandler
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:lol: also that dude who OD'd but was a really good actor
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"Dude here!" FTR, not one White Russian yet. Smdh
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Also, I have no clue what's going on. Are they running from someone?
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Some motorcycle dudes took something. They're bowling now. Still no White Russians. I thought Lebowski was the dude. :curse:
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Roseanes husband seems to be the guy who has all the ideas
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Car got stolen. I guess they had $ in it.
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Omg! They make porn! :Wha: :love:
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An hour in and finally a White Russian. Thank god!
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This is the best thread omg
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i'm like 5 min ahead somehow
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Mrs wacky is about to be home guys. Crap. Another White Russian tho
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More weed. Beetle following
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Wait! In and out existed back then? Holy crap!
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rough ridin' fascist
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Slipped a drink. Predictable!
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rough ridin' fascist
just heard this! :love:
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:impatient:
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Underwhelmed. Will watch sober on Sunday to give it a fair shot.
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TBL is not a movie you can really watch sober and get the full effect Donnie!
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Totally overrated, but I guess I get IT.
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You're getting old and soft WC08 :frown:
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Well ya, but I kinda like it.
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I still don't know how to tie a tie. I have my dad preset them for me. I have like 50 in my closet that have been preset for years. They're probably ruined. :gocho:
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I still don't know how to tie a tie. I have my dad preset them for me. I have like 50 in my closet that have been preset for years. They're probably ruined. :gocho:
JFC wacky.
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I have not worn a tie in like 10 years
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I thought this was a safe place. :frown:
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I thought this was a safe place. :frown:
There are like a million You Tube videos showing you how to do this.
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And I always get lost in them. :frown:
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And I always get lost in them. :frown:
Very grateful to the brain trust at Troop 303 for teaching me this little trick in second grade. YouTube advertisers HATE these men!
The rabbit goes around the tree, then pops in the hole, then goes around the tree again and back into the hole. HINT: the rabbit is the wide end (a.k.a. the "business end").
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Wait! In and out existed back then? Holy crap!
that movie came out in 1998, dude.
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Wait! In and out existed back then? Holy crap!
that movie came out in 1998, dude.
That's insane to me. I've never been to a in and out before, but I feel like I just heard about them recently in the past 5 years. I'll be in LA next month. Will have to give it a try.
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Wait! In and out existed back then? Holy crap!
that movie came out in 1998, dude.
That's insane to me. I've never been to a in and out before, but I feel like I just heard about them recently in the past 5 years. I'll be in LA next month. Will have to give it a try.
it's a good burger, dude.
the restaurant was also founded 50 years prior to that.
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:thumbs:
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it's no whataburger ;)
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Why I outta... :shakesfist: :D
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I can't tie my shoes. I just have my mom lace them up and keep them tied and then if they get untied I buy new shoes.
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I can't tie my shoes. I just have my mom lace them up and keep them tied and then if they get untied I buy new shoes.
That's exactly like me, bud! :cheers: Honestly tho, I think I caught on quick and started tying my shoes at age 3, but somehow i'm completely lost when it comes to ties.
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I do the same thing with belts.
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I can't tie my shoes. I just have my mom lace them up and keep them tied and then if they get untied I buy new shoes.
That's exactly like me, bud! :cheers: Honestly tho, I think I caught on quick and started tying my shoes at age 3, but somehow i'm completely lost when it comes to ties.
I usually do it backwards the first time. Then it's too short the next time. The 3rd time though
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I still don't know how to tie a tie. I have my dad preset them for me. I have like 50 in my closet that have been preset for years. They're probably ruined. :gocho:
Also in the can't tie a tie club. I know how to learn anything on youtube, but have never learned to tie a tie.
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Had a real Nick Russell moment today with a couple co-workers. We are going to NC for a business trip at the end of the month and were planning out meetings out, we kept getting confused by the time zone change.
"Wait, do we land at 10am or 11am? Did we set that meeting maker for 3pm central or eastern?"
This went on for about 5 minutes before we got everything sorted out.
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All of the practices I fill are eastern time. I have this struggle everyday, ben ji. I always get confused on how it will look on my Regional Directors calendar who lives in Indianapolis. :blush:
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I rear ended another vehicle today. :(
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I thought this was a safe place. :frown:
Wacky be a man and teach yourself. That's what I did.
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dang, the freshman noob is calling out wackycat08 :sdeek:
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Yeah, kinda sad, but I still dgaf. :dunno:
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Locked my keys in my car... while it's running. Waiting on AAA now... :blank:
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That sucks. I don't you don't run out of gas
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I know aaa can help with that too but no need for insult to be added to injury
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I know aaa can help with that too but no need for insult to be added to injury
Yeah, lol. I had a full tank, and I do have AAA. Took about an hour for them to get all the way out to me. Headed to work now. Just a shitty start to the day!
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I'm glad it worked out. AAA has saved me multiple times.
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NO BELT :facepalm:
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Last night was the kickball playoffs and I play now. Not only do I play, but i'm kinda the guy, you know? Anyways, I was everything I use to make fun of as an umpire last night. To tell this story correctly, I'll share what happened before the altercation. I was running home on a bang-bang play to score and take the lead in the 3rd and I was out. I kinda side stepped the tag and fell down as the girl hit me with the ball. So the other team lol'd and told me I got trucked by a girl. Fast forward to the 5th inning and we go on a rally and take a 3-1 lead. Their catcher went out of their way to try and truck one of our players at the plate and then this dbag 3rd baseman started bitching to the ref that we interfered after we scored "WRONG"! Anyways, i'm next up to kick and i'm telling the dude to stfu. He then replies back to me: "At least I didn't get trucked by a girl"! I then IRL melted down and pointed at him like babe ruth and said: "Be ready for this kick bitch! It's coming at you!" I then kicked 3 line drives foul towards 3rd base and struck out. :lol:
We won tho. Final 4 next week! :Woot:
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not 100% that goes ITT
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i was doing so good, and then you drop this in my lap
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actually i think this thread is the right spot for that nugget
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This is a copy-paste, idiots
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i was doing so good, and then you drop this in my lap
Sometimes I can't help myself. I have to call myself out, you know? I appreciate your efforts.
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I think I need Jesus. I was really shamed last night when I got home and thought about it. Super douchey AF.
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That was a poor strategy. Especially in kickball. Get on base and run him over at third.
Too much potential for it to go wrong the way you played it.
Good effort though.
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did you really call the guy a bitch?
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Yeah, he was acting like one. :frown: M^2, you can go all in on me. I deserve it. At least i'm self aware. I'm not sure all douche bags are.
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I stick up for the umps a lot, because they get paid $15 an hour to hear glory day d bags bitch to them whether a guy man bunted or not. I'm a quick trigger when it comes to telling ppl to stfu when they're complaining about calls.
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sounds like it would've been amazing to watch, wacks
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sounds like it would've been amazing to watch, wacks
I just wish it would have worked out. Called my shot and missed. :curse:
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What's a man bunt
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Live stream the next dodgeball match please.
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What's a man bunt
Some guys try and Ichiro their kicks to 3rd base like a slap bunt. It's a judgement call whether the ump calls it a kick or a bunt and each team only gets two man bunts a game, because it's super easy to get on. This is a competitive league, so you have to understand, some of these guys travel on the weekend to play for $.
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You're on a traveling, competitive kickball team? That's much more lol than your other post
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do better wacky.
the whole man bunt thing, why would you even allow 2? assuming these guys wear baseball pants and eye black?
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yeah i figured this was just like slamming beers with bros and lady bros in the dugout and it got way too serious
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yeah i figured this was just like slamming beers with bros and lady bros in the dugout and it got way too serious
Absolutely no shame in this scenario
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Yeah but who is in the Final Four? You are not that smug turd
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You're on a traveling, competitive kickball team? That's much more lol than your other post
I'm not. Some of the guys I play against are.
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yeah i figured this was just like slamming beers with bros and lady bros in the dugout and it got way too serious
Absolutely no shame in this scenario
They pound brews and play hard. Work hard, play hard kind of thing. They're all in it to win it. Ppl scout out the most athletic girls around to field their teams. It's insane.
Yeah but who is in the Final Four? You are not that smug turd
That's freaking right, cf3! :cheers:
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WC what position do you play
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this kickball thing sounds way less fun than i was envisioning
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WC what position do you play
3rd. It's the most active position with all the bunting. It's so strategic that the catcher (girl) alley oops bunts to me as I run fwd to throw them to first.
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now wacky is just making stuff up, there's no way this is real
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now wacky is just making stuff up, there's no way this is real
I dunno man
Last night was the kickball playoffs and I play now. Not only do I play, but i'm kinda the guy, you know? Anyways, I was everything I use to make fun of as an umpire last night. To tell this story correctly, I'll share what happened before the altercation. I was running home on a bang-bang play to score and take the lead in the 3rd and I was out. I kinda side stepped the tag and fell down as the girl hit me with the ball. So the other team lol'd and told me I got trucked by a girl. Fast forward to the 5th inning and we go on a rally and take a 3-1 lead. Their catcher went out of their way to try and truck one of our players at the plate and then this dbag 3rd baseman started bitching to the ref that we interfered after we scored "WRONG"! Anyways, i'm next up to kick and i'm telling the dude to stfu. He then replies back to me: "At least I didn't get trucked by a girl"! I then IRL melted down and pointed at him like babe ruth and said: "Be ready for this kick bitch! It's coming at you!" I then kicked 3 line drives foul towards 3rd base and struck out. :lol:
We won tho. Final 4 next week! :Woot:
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I mean it's fun, don't get me wrong. We have like 4 ppl on the team that go smoke it up in between games. It's just that everyone is playing juiced up on booze and other crap and tempers flare.
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So the catcher pitches on bunts? How do they know you're bunting?
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It's obvious when ppl are bunting. They barely tap it. The catcher runs up on bunts and tosses it to the 3rd baseman so they can make the throw. Sorry Mrs. gooch, but the guy usually has the better arm so it's a strategy.
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So the catcher pitches on bunts? How do they know you're bunting?
Seriously? I'd imagine the catcher tossed the bunt to Wacky because he has a better angle and arm.
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So the catcher pitches on bunts? How do they know you're bunting?
Seriously? I'd imagine the catcher tossed the bunt to Wacky because he has a better angle and arm.
You got it
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I read it wrong, I thought wackycat08 was the bunter
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WC after you get an out on a man bunt you ever pull this one out of the tool bag?
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Is it called a man bunt because the girl catcher can't throw you out?
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Are you only allowed 2 man bunts or 2 successful man bunts?
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CF3: I put up how many outs there are like a boss.
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i can't imagine getting worked up about anything playing kick ball, would take the L before getting into an argument with the other team. kick ball
kick ball
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I usually just get pissed at myself. I doubt I'd be able to keep my cool if someone was talking crap. SdK can be a bit of a hot head.
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Are you only allowed 2 man bunts or 2 successful man bunts?
2 man bunts a game, even if it's unsuccessful. We call it a man bunt, because we laugh at guys who do it. Kick the freaking ball you beta.
I IRL saw a guy fight another guy after he had man bunted and the other guy would chant "man bunt, man bunt, etc." every time he came back up to the plate or touched the ball.
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Can a woman bunt without penalty?
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Can a woman bunt without penalty?
Yes. That's why a good 3rd baseman is key and why teams try to stack their teams with athletic chicks who can run.
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do chickballers get paid more since they're more valuable?
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why don't they bunt to the first base side?
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This traveling competitive professional kickball league is sexist af
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do chickballers get paid more since they're more valuable?
:lol: Maybe. I've never been to these tournaments on the weekend.
do chickballers get paid more since they're more valuable?
It's illegal. Has to be down the middle or to the left side in competitive kickball.
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This traveling competitive professional kickball league is sexist af
It's coed tho
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World Kickball championship is in Vegas every year. When I was helping run the league, I almost went with one of our teams to hangout.
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Guys get 2 sips from the used toilet, girls get unlimited water from the clean drinking fountain. Smdh
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Sounds like that guy is a misogynist for implying that getting outed (or whatever it is called) by a girl is an insult and also Wacky is a misogynist for taking it as an insult.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gufdHuFbwJ4
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Guys get 2 sips from the used toilet, girls get unlimited water from the clean drinking fountain. Smdh
Good point!
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Those teams made the championship? They look like 3rd grade kicks.
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Also those pitches looks 100% illegal. Too bouncy.
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I would be babe bonds against those jokers
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That's the only video I could watch. Too many drops. #fakenews
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So Wackster how's it looking for the final 4? You think your team has "it"?
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I hope so, but we'll be without our best girl going against the #1 seed. :runaway:
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So Wackster how's it looking for the final 4? You think your team has "it"?
their best player is too much of a hot head
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Where is the money coming from to pay these players? Like all the teams pay a really high entry fee and the winner takes it all minus the costs of the tourney?
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what's your kicking average wacky? (i know you keep it)
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Pay in for the tournament + a ton of sponsors.
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what's your kicking average wacky? (i know you keep it)
I honestly don't know. There are teams who keep it. Probably somewhere around .500. I pop out too much when I try and crush it. 3 HR's this season tho!
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This traveling competitive professional kickball league is sexist af
It's coed tho
Hahahaha come on
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I hope so, but we'll be without our best girl going against the #1 seed. :runaway:
I'll dress in drag.
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:thumbs:
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Wait a minute, hypothetically I could still be a dude and fill in. What a silly idea SdK. Hahaha
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Yup. Unfortunately the guy spots are always full with one sub. It's the girls that are hard to find.
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Awww then drag it is. Fun fact: When I worked at Kites on 24, the women in the kitchen got to wear tank tops and the men were not. I rightfully assumed it was a pit hair thing. So I shaved my pits and wore tank tops.
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A couple weeks ago me and a buddy were heading out to Colorado for a bachelor party. We left KC thursday night and were planning on staying at my grandparents old farm in Western KS that night before before leaving in the morning to complete the trip. My cousin currently lives on the farmhouse and warned us the road was muddy. My dad warned us that the road to the farmhouse was muddy but I told him my buddy's truck had 4wd.
What I failed to input into the equation was we were stupid city boys who didn't know how to drive in the mud. Got stuck at about 1130, 4 miles from town and 6 miles from the farmhouse. My cousin works nights so he couldn't pull us out until the morning. We tried to dig out for about 1 hr before we realized it was pointless and started drinking beer until we fell asleep.
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My cousin shows up the next morning, says "You city boys need some help?" and within 3 minutes we were unstuck.
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Grown men fighting over a game of kickball. JFC.
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man those city slickers didn't know what hit em
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cousin had been watering that one spot for weeks just to zap your ass and have something to laugh about over some keystones with his boys for the next 6 months
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Benji, that isn't a road
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Grown men fighting over a game of kickball. JFC.
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Have you ever exchanged words during a pick up basketball game? Why are you sport gendering a specific sport? I'm offended.
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Well you didn't say anything about the women fighting
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Ppl bitching about other ppl in pick up bball games and hockey scrums, but kickball is where you all draw the line? SMDH. HEAD IS rough ridin' SHAKING!
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It's a game for elementary school children. Grow up.
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^ Beta :frown:
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Relax Wacky, its Friday.
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:thumbs: And I won $400 playing poker last night. :excited:
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joint account just got a lil' richer
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:thumbs: And I won $400 playing poker last night. :excited:
Bam son. I bet that 3rd base guy from the other night plays nickel slots and loses
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:gocho:
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holy crap wacks.. also the bunt rule is great the mhk league doesn't have that and you can't play up as a first or third baseman so basically your pitcher or catcher has to have a rocket arm or really fast or you just wait until they get two people on and then get the force at third
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mhk league must be like the national league of kickball
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sounds like it.. plus we play out at anneberg no freaking way ole wack attack is kicking it 300ft
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We count inside the park HR's, son.
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:lol:
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:shakesfist:
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is it against the rules to peg someone in the head
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Yes shoulders or below. Unless they're sliding/diving then it doesn't matter.
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i think people who slide/dive in the kickball league have a different definition of personal dignity than I do
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:frown: Guilty. I play to win.
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wacky bring your team to mhk so we can kick your ass while my team is having fun and being buds and not taking it serious
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Like I play slowpitch softball in a Men's league, and I don't think I've slid since maybe 2006.
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sometimes in softball I won't even run to the next base if I think its going to be close because I don't want to get hit by some jackass throwing it and hitting me in the dome
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Ben ji next time ask for the route that has all weather roads.
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Let's do this yla. :thumbs: For me it's a good way to let out frustration from the work week. I'm probably the most serious person on the team, because I had to umpire all these bad person teams for 3 years, so i'm kinda on a redemption tour right now.
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I was in a dodge ball league a long time ago. I quit when people started taking it a little too seriously.
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A couple weeks ago me and a buddy were heading out to Colorado for a bachelor party. We left KC thursday night and were planning on staying at my grandparents old farm in Western KS that night before before leaving in the morning to complete the trip. My cousin currently lives on the farmhouse and warned us the road was muddy. My dad warned us that the road to the farmhouse was muddy but I told him my buddy's truck had 4wd.
What I failed to input into the equation was we were stupid city boys who didn't know how to drive in the mud. Got stuck at about 1130, 4 miles from town and 6 miles from the farmhouse. My cousin works nights so he couldn't pull us out until the morning. We tried to dig out for about 1 hr before we realized it was pointless and started drinking beer until we fell asleep.
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My cousin shows up the next morning, says "You city boys need some help?" and within 3 minutes we were unstuck.
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As a kiddo I enjoyed being in the truck as our two wheel pulled out four wheels. This belongs in the shame thread.
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the person in charge of that road should be in the shame thread. that is the worst road i ever even saw in my whole life
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low maintenance.
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that is the worst road i ever even saw in my whole life
I think wackys writing style is rubbing off on you
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Relax YLA, its Friady
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So true
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:lol:
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Wackster how'd the final four go in the adult coed non-ironic kickball league?
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It's tonight at 7:30! I'll need it. Moving grandma's stuff out of her home tonight after work. :(
We got this tho!
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Sorry about G-Ma bud.
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It's all good, bud. She started to have really bad alzheimers these last few years. It's no way to live.
Anyways, we got the #1 seed tonight. We win and then we play in the 'ship at 8:30.
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win the whole damn thing, the guy
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:thumbs: :driving:
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I have been a poop head lately :frown:
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Where at? I'd really want to see this.
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I have been a poop head lately :frown:
Me too
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I attempted to use my free Hyatt night at the Hyatt in Wichita before it expires.
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:sdeek:
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Why
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Started House of Cards last night thinking it was the new season. Watched 30 minutes of S1E1 and was super confused before realizing it was an old epi. May or may not have been level 7 + HAF.
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:D
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Started House of Cards last night thinking it was the new season. Watched 30 minutes of S1E1 and was super confused before realizing it was an old epi. May or may not have been level 7 + HAF.
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:lol:
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Wacky how did the kickball games go
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We lost to thee eventual champions 5-1. They were really good. I scored our only run. Overall tho, it was a fun night with friends. We ended up taking 3rd. :thumbs: Summer league starts in two weeks.
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is there a signing period between the spring and summer seasons?
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is there a signing period between the spring and summer seasons?
Funny you say that. You have to sign up a month in advance, but there's like trades going on that no one knows about. Lots of players jump ship for other teams to get better. The champions this year were pretty much a melting pot of 4 different teams from last years fall session.
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This sounds like a second job
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is there an indoor winter league or are there only three seasons of kickball a year?
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who are the top three players in kc?
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so you just bail on your teammates and join other teams? kickball has no loyalty whatsoever
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^ what's the right term for where I said players?
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who are the top three players in kc?
I'd like to know this also
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The team I got into it with last week, we took two of their best players. Including the best girl in the league. Believe it or not but we're thought of as the fun team, who just happens to be pretty good. Sometimes players want to leave the over competitive teams, because they're not having fun anymore.
No winter league, unless there's some underground operation I haven't heard about yet. :surprised:
1. The team we beat last week has the best 3rd baseman. He smokes heaters while playing, takes shots and smokes pot behind the trees, but has thee biggest cannon in the league.
2. The best player in the league was the champions pitcher from last night. Dude's a lefty and can crush it and hops on bunts real fast.
3. There's a lefty for swunts and swells (traveling league). Played D1 soccer. Crushes the ball and places a mean center field.
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I am honestly surprised that the list did not include #ourguy wacky
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I am honestly surprised that the list did not include #ourguy wacky
i thought he'd put himself as #3
#modest
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I have a bad habit of puffing up my lips and mouth with air and sometimes it escapes and makes a fart like sound. When I realize this happens I try to overcompensate with more conspicuous mouth noises so that they will know the fart sound was a mouth noise but im afraid that it doesn't work and they think I am making mouth noises to cover up fart sounds :(
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So if one of these players was wanting to join another team, and had failed 2 drug tests, would the coach release him?
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You can't be in this league unless you fail a drug test, so yeah.
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I doubt there is drug testing for kickball.
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You are doing drugs, Wacky? :frown:
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lol. Nah. There's a lot of pot heads in the league tho. I pop a couple of my anxiety meds in tho before a big game. :gocho:
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Wackycat08 is juicing :surprised:
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Wackycat08 is juicing :surprised:
:cool:
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If you need dirty pee, I know a guy
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lol
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:thumbs:
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Hahah
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Flooded the coffee machine.
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menudo?
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How dare you my mother is a saint.
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looks disgusting whatever that is
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so in the gym shower today I let out a giant stinkeroni gas passage and in about 30 seconds the guy in the next shower stall started making hacking coughing gagging sounds. it was probably a coincidence. but was it? shame.
also I forgot my belt today. luckily I have my desk belt so shame minimized.
also I forgot my socks so I am wearing white gym socks. shame.
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My first foray into the working out and showering at work thing...I forgot underwear. Had to go commando all over that place.
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That fart shame really messed your whole chi up
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My team jumped my ass last night for sending a runner home with 2 outs on a ball kicked to 3rd. He gathered it and he nailed her in the back. IRL comments from some of the ppl: "Get your head in the game, fanning!" "Come on guys, let's play smart" Badass girl: "Did you send her?" ME: "No, I just told her there were 2 outs" Badass girl: "Yes you did, I heard you :rolleyes:"
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doesn't sound like much of a "team"
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doesn't sound like much of a "team"
It's because we had a guy there, who didn't play in the spring, but knows the team because he's married to one of the girls on the team and he's a major dick. Bitches at everyone about everything. He played last night and stirred the pot. His wife had to tell him to STFU in front of everyone. it was awkward.
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Well wackycat08 tried to lie to his team, so not much of a TEAMmate
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dude shame on your teammates, not you. you sent a runner and they gunned her out. BFD. if your teammates are mad about one out in a coed adult kickball game then they are idiots.
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Have to agree with CF3 here. Blame the shitty kicker.
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The girl should have known not to listen.
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Answered the phone "arigato" :facepalm:
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wacky, get new friends, these ones sound dumb/weird
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Answered the phone "arigato" :facepalm:
That's a force of habit, I don't see any shame in it.
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wacky, get new friends, these ones sound dumb/weird
Agreed, people who take intramural games super seriously are super weird. If you aren't paid to do something, and you don't practice at all for it, you can't really get pissed for things not going ideal. Just enjoy it.
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Those people are going to be a real hoot in a few years when their kids are in little league.
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Those people are going to be a real hoot in a few years when their kids are in little league.
fact
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I forgot to put on deodorant today.
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How long did it take you to notice?
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Till 445. I guess that's good and bad.
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Till 445. I guess that's good and bad.
i think it's good but need more data points on your honker before i narizpond for certain
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I have wide nostrils
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Worked out yesterday (some stud thing! :D) and got home and was super sweaty. Like, wicked gross. Went inside to shower and Mrs CF3 reminded me that lil CF3's baseball team's pool party was in 45 minutes, so I didn't shower before swimming. :frown:
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I rarely finish my prescriptions for antibiotics. I know this is bad. I don't do it on purpose, but I have self-ID'd as one of these people.
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I keep forgetting to send my paperwork for my 401k rollover request through the mail
Also my updated voter registration form
:facepalm:
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I ate McDonald's for dinner last night. :goodbyecruelworld:
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There was a mama mouse with lil tiny baby mice in a tub of dirt in my shed. It was kind of stuck in there because it couldn't climb out with the lil ones sucking its teat.
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I could not bring myself to kill it with a shovel or something so I left to talk myself into it. When I came back it had gotten out and moved behind a shelf in the shed. I bothered it enough to grab its lil ones and move outside behind the shed, took 2 trips.
Then I set a bunch of mouse traps around the shed and killed 3 mice(Including the mama mouse) in the next 48 hrs. :frown:
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Send the bodies to sys
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Monster!
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I used 3/4 of a bag of dishwasher detergent pods before I realized they were laundry detergent pods
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I used 3/4 of a bag of dishwasher detergent pods before I realized they were laundry detergent pods
I'm going to just keep using them in the dishwasher until I use them all
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It's exactly one month later since I moved places and I still have like 4 boxes to unpack :dubious:
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I used 3/4 of a bag of dishwasher detergent pods before I realized they were laundry detergent pods
I'm going to just keep using them in the dishwasher until I use them all
Your first post makes it sound like you used laundry detergent in the dishwasher.
Your second makes it seem like it's the opposite and you were using dishwashing detergent in the laundry.
But whatever, it's all just tallow and lye right?
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I was using laundry detergent in the dishwasher
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And I still am
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I've been pronouncing "biopic" wrong my entire life
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I've been pronouncing "biopic" wrong my entire life
You were saying it like myopic?
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Biography
Motion Picture
biopic
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I've been pronouncing "biopic" wrong my entire life
You were saying it like myopic?
I would, we all should
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I've been pronouncing "biopic" wrong my entire life
Eh. How were you pronouncing?
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Like the same as bioptic without the t
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Biahpic. :)
Honestly, English is hard. My daughter and I were talking about this as we reviewed for her Spanish test.
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ben ji, i don't understand why you killed that white-footed mouse and left her babies to starve to death over the summer.
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I just had to have TBT explain the [you] thing to me like I was a third grader. I'm absolutely the worst at technology.
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Like the same as bioptic without the t
same, and the internet is telling me this is just fine.
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shame on mocat for doubting himself
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I forgot socks today :(
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ben ji, i don't understand why you killed that white-footed mouse and left her babies to starve to death over the summer.
Because I dont like mice in my house? I leave the door from the garage to the backyard open alot so lady can come and go during the day. If I don't kill the mice that colonize my shed eventually their offspring will colonize my house.
:dunno:
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she looked like she was a good mouse.
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He did it cuz he knows you hate snakes sys. Kill the food. Starve the snakes.
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I just had to have TBT explain the [you] thing to me like I was a third grader. I'm absolutely the worst at technology.
I've been gone for a few weeks, and when reading that post, I wondered what I had done to Spracne to deserve that.... figured it out after a few pages.
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I thought Micheal B. Jordan was the same person as Nick cannon
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I thought Micheal B. Jordan was the same person as Nick cannon
they all look the same, huh. you are scum.
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I thought Micheal B. Jordan was the same person as Nick cannon
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http://cheezburger.com/5898613504
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http://cheezburger.com/5898613504
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Brothers from another mother? :gocho:
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http://cheezburger.com/5898613504
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crisis actors
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i thought they were much farther apart in age. nope just like 6 years. i mean nick cannon married mariah carey at the same time that Wallace was like 14 on the Wire
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When I butter toast I just rub the whole stick on the hot piece of toast. (Like using a glue stick)
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That's just efficient
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Yea take that to the brag about something studly thread
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Unless you are talking about literally using an entire stick of butter on one piece of toast then shame away
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:sdeek: What do you do about all the toast crumbs on the end of the stick of butter?
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do you have a dedicated stick of butter just for toast rubbing or do you rub with a general purpose stick?
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also, straight out of the fridge? and how do you manage the butter stick wrapping so as to expose part of it for rubbing, but leave a wrapped part for grabbing? and, are you rubbing with the small end or an entire long side? and also, is your butter one of those extra skinny and long packed so you have 4 sitting 2 atop the other 2, or the shorter, fatter ones that come in packages with 2 placed lengthwise and then 2 more sitting end to end to them?
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:eek:
Useful for toast and corn.
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:sdeek: What do you do about all the toast crumbs on the end of the stick of butter?
Lick it clean. Duh.
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I mean it would maybe make sense if you ate toast a lot and kept a stick around just for rubbing over toast. peal of the wrapper as you go and hold the wrapper side.
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i think you'd have to cut the excess wrap, you can't have all that old buttery wrap material flapping around all the time.
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I agree but I also don't think you're going to want to get out a pair of scissors all the time either. just tear it at an angle and leave a little bit each time to start the new tear.
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it honestly sounds easier just to knife off a little from the stick as needed and place the butter slice on the toast.
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Haven't tried it with toast but it's my go-to technique for corn on the cob. Way easier than chasing around a melting pat of butter.
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They should make butter singles just like Kraft singles, but a bit thinner.
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typo got quoted before I could modify it :(
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typo got quoted before I could modify it :(
Don't worry about it man, it's all gun
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Haven't tried it with toast but it's my go-to technique for corn on the cob. Way easier than chasing around a melting pat of butter.
I butter a slice of bread and then wrap that around the corn cob.
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The kind of problems you have identified are exactly why spreadable stuff like country crock was invented.
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Country crock users should def post itt
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No amount of PI is going to make me feel shame for effortlessly covering a piece of toast with calcium and vitamin D fortified vegetable spread.
Which is delicious btw.
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What in the eff is vegetable spread?
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Haven't tried it with toast but it's my go-to technique for corn on the cob. Way easier than chasing around a melting pat of butter.
I butter a slice of bread and then wrap that around the corn cob.
Pro move right there
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What in the eff is vegetable spread?
Chemical death
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Country crock users should def post itt
:peek:
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yo I carve a circular hole through the middle of the butter tub and cram the cob through the hole
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yo I carve a circular hole through the middle of the butter tub and cram the cob through the hole
The Ole Country Crock Pot.
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I use butter for 2 things.
1. Putting it on toast.
2. Sauteing things in a frying pan.
Yes I get bread crumbs all over the stick of butter when I smash it all around but its not that big of a deal. Worst case scenario there are a couple small bread crumbs the next time I throw some veggies or meat in a skillet but I honestly never notice them.
If you use butter for more than these 2 things you should probably cut back on your butter intake.
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pro#ack? don't refrigerate on-duty butter.
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Haven't tried it with toast but it's my go-to technique for corn on the cob. Way easier than chasing around a melting pat of butter.
I butter a slice of bread and then wrap that around the corn cob.
I like this idea.
What do you do with the bread afterwards? Discard it, eat it, use it again for seconds? Pass it around the table?
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pro#ack? don't refrigerate on-duty butter.
this is like butter 101
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No amount of PI is going to make me feel shame for effortlessly covering a piece of toast with calcium and vitamin D fortified vegetable spread.
Which is delicious btw.
gross
Country crock users should def post itt
:peek:
gross
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I use butter for 2 things.
1. Putting it on toast.
2. Sauteing things in a frying pan.
If you use butter for more than these 2 things you should probably cut back on your butter intake.
i only use butter for #2 but like pretty much every day, in combo w/ ev olive oil
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Pasta and grilled cheese
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Haven't tried it with toast but it's my go-to technique for corn on the cob. Way easier than chasing around a melting pat of butter.
I butter a slice of bread and then wrap that around the corn cob.
I like this idea.
What do you do with the bread afterwards? Discard it, eat it, use it again for seconds? Pass it around the table?
I eat it.
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Haven't tried it with toast but it's my go-to technique for corn on the cob. Way easier than chasing around a melting pat of butter.
I butter a slice of bread and then wrap that around the corn cob.
This scene in WarGames changed my life:
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how long do your sweet corn picks last? I swear to God they're always breaking. I'd be willing to pay a lot of money for a set that lasts longer than 1 month.
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I call them Corn Holders because I think it's funny
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I call them Corn Holders because I think it's funny
I too call them corn holders and I'm not ashamed.
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I lost my first credit card v early this morning :frown:
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Haven't tried it with toast but it's my go-to technique for corn on the cob. Way easier than chasing around a melting pat of butter.
I butter a slice of bread and then wrap that around the corn cob.
I like this idea.
What do you do with the bread afterwards? Discard it, eat it, use it again for seconds? Pass it around the table?
I saw this thing called a Hot Topper in a Facebook classifieds page and I really want to try it for buttering corn now...
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That looks like something straight out of 1978.
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definitely from peak kitchen gadget era.
I would keep that bad boy locked and loaded with ghee
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how long does it take to melt the bullets?
do you keep it plugged in all the time like a countertop hot water dispenser?
does it melt all the ammo at once and then just squirt or does it just melt on demand?
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today I blew my foot through my boxer briefs AND forgot my belt
AND forgot an undershirt
(i know for some people here without body hair or sweat glands undershirts are considered a shame as well)
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The bad: Went swimming in Olympic pool this morning, knowing that a class would be starting in that pool before I finished my laps. I knew they would have to ask me to leave the pool at some point before I finished.
The good: Holy cats! Lots of attractive, reproductively fit young females were in the class waiting for me to exit the pool. Have not been around that many nubile, scantily clad females since the last time I was at a strip club.
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The bad: Went swimming in Olympic pool this morning, knowing that a class would be starting in that pool before I finished my laps. I knew they would have to ask me to leave the pool at some point before I finished.
The good: Holy cats! Lots of attractive, reproductively fit young females were in the class waiting for me to exit the pool. Have not been around that many nubile, scantily clad females since the last time I was at a strip club.
I hope these young females that you were oggling were at least 18 years old.
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The bad: Went swimming in Olympic pool this morning, knowing that a class would be starting in that pool before I finished my laps. I knew they would have to ask me to leave the pool at some point before I finished.
The good: Holy cats! Lots of attractive, reproductively fit young females were in the class waiting for me to exit the pool. Have not been around that many nubile, scantily clad females since the last time I was at a strip club.
I hope these young females that you were oggling were at least 18 years old.
The shame in all this is that they were mostly young married women who had to go to the pool at 5:30am to get their workouts in--I presume so that they could get their laps in before their family woke up.
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well I just sent an important email out to a short list of very important people including the following typo:
"as soon ass possible"
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:lol:
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I enjoy a fully loaded Turkey Tom Jimmy John's sub.
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I went to go get a bag of salted almonds from the vending machine at work. When I got to the machine, I noticed that 4 bags of snacks (Bugles, Doritos, and a couple of bags of off-brand snacks) were precariously perched in the machine, and that a good shove to the front of the machine would drop them into the bin where you get your snack after its been paid for. I pushed the machine, and got all 4 bags to drop. That was shameful.
Took the bags back to my desk and ate them all at once. Equally shameful.
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Cutting vines, etc.. away from the fence and it didn’t even cross my mind that poison ivy grows in the city so I wasn’t paying attention to what I was cutting... I have allergic reactions to poison ivy. Now look like Eric Stoltz from Mask.
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I’ve heard the song Boo’d Up by Ella Mai several times and it says something like my heart has boo’d up. I thought this whole time she was saying boot up, like starting up, and not boo’d up as in love. :facepalm:
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I’ve heard the song Boo’d Up by Ella Mai several times and it says something like my heart has boo’d up. I thought this whole time she was saying boot up, like starting up, and not boo’d up as in love. :facepalm:
"Boot me up! I'm all booted up baby!"
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Didn't realize there was a difference between fiancé and fiancée and i wrote about a million emails with incorrect usage the last 2 years :blindfold:
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What is the difference? :peek:
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No thing
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Boy v girl. Guess it depends on the object you were referring. :)
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I once took a phone call while walking around the library of congress in DC. We were in a side museum type area not the main hall but my GF gave me the :horrorsurprise: look.
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Guys, when I signed up for the Netflix 30 day trial I accidentally entered an e-mail address that wasn't mine, and I haven't paid a dime to Netflix for the past year and a half.
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i forgot shoes and socks today so i am roaming the office sockless in my gym sanuks
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Guys, when I signed up for the Netflix 30 day trial I accidentally entered an e-mail address that wasn't mine, and I haven't paid a dime to Netflix for the past year and a half.
Did you also enter a credit card number that wasn't yours? :confused:
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i feel collateral shame for bucket being caught so easily in such a huge lie
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i forgot shoes and socks today so i am roaming the office sockless in my gym sanuks
I didn't even realize this is shameful
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Guys, when I signed up for the Netflix 30 day trial I accidentally entered an e-mail address that wasn't mine, and I haven't paid a dime to Netflix for the past year and a half.
Did you also enter a credit card number that wasn't yours? :confused:
No, if I remember correctly you just provided the e-mail address. I'm under the impression that whomever's e-mail I provided figured I was their kid or something and has been footing the bill ever since.
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This morning before heading out the door to work I refilled my travel mug with the last of the coffee from my coffee pot. I immediately took a large swig of it, somehow forgetting that it was roughly 1 million degrees instead of the merely pleasantly hot stuff I had just been sipping on. My throat is just about back to normal so I may even be able to eat lunch.
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Not myself but, my brother left his sunroof open last night huge thunderstorm that came through manhattan. :ROFL:
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That’s really not in the spirit of this thread at all. You should be ashamed.
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Unbelievable potshot at his brother by Greg. How embarrassing for him
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is greg an okcat sock because that was uncomfortable to read
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Man, Greg, that was mean.
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don't think i put on deodorant today. showered tho.
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I was watching a live musical performance on Youtube the other day and it reminded me of this.
During my first couple of weeks of college I went to a party with some of my new FRAT BROS at their buddy's place. They both played the guitar and at some point late in the night I went looking for them and found them and like 4 people in a room jammin out on their guitars to some dave matthews song.
I hung out there and listened for a couple songs after they finished a song I really liked I threw a couple dollars on the floor in the middle of them. They all just kind of looked at me like "Uh, what are you doing? We don't want your money"....I then had to go and collect my 3 dollar bills from the middle of the floor.
I honestly thought that they were playing for tips or something. :facepalm:
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I am as bad with bad code formatting as Richard from Silicon Valley is with tabs and spaces. :frown:
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I stayed up until 2:30 am playing Madden. :surprised:
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I was watching a live musical performance on Youtube the other day and it reminded me of this.
During my first couple of weeks of college I went to a party with some of my new FRAT BROS at their buddy's place. They both played the guitar and at some point late in the night I went looking for them and found them and like 4 people in a room jammin out on their guitars to some dave matthews song.
I hung out there and listened for a couple songs after they finished a song I really liked I threw a couple dollars on the floor in the middle of them. They all just kind of looked at me like "Uh, what are you doing? We don't want your money"....I then had to go and collect my 3 dollar bills from the middle of the floor.
I honestly thought that they were playing for tips or something. :facepalm:
Ben Ji, that is truly shameful.
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Deputy dog this is not this place to be shaming others.
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Yeah, I thought is was a safe place. :frown:
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I think that is a fun story tbh
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Farted on the elevator early this morning, not expecting anyone else to get on. I was wrong, it was rough.
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went to Dad's Pizza night at the preschool with the middle kid. they served me 1 slice of pizza and that's all and I thought I might pass out or something I was so hungry. :frown:
I miss cf3 so much
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I figured out that I have beat wearing ear buds wrong my whole life. :(
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How have you been wearing them?
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I didn't realize how to use those little wing thingies, I didn't rotate them in.
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I stayed up until 2:30 am playing Madden. :surprised:
When you get married and have kids you can only play late, this time in the night is FIFA time in my house.
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Deputy dog this is not this place to be shaming others.
Well, the money part is only part of the shamefulness of that story. The playing guitars at a party and the DMB are also worthy of shame. Pretty lame party, if you ask me. Sounds like something you'd see at a Beta frat party :facepalm:
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I think Ghislaine Maxwell is hot.
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I stayed up until 2:30 am playing Madden. :surprised:
When you get married and have kids you can only play late, this time in the night is FIFA time in my house.
Exactly, no shame in this. I've won the MLS cup a few times at 2 in the morning.
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I stayed up until 2:30 am playing Madden. :surprised:
When you get married and have kids you can only play late, this time in the night is FIFA time in my house.
Exactly, no shame in this. I've won the MLS cup a few times at 2 in the morning.
Completed an EPL quad on Tuesday night probably done with FIFA for a while. Moved to GTA 5 last night, my wife missed me in the strip club by about 5 minutes.
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I think Ghislaine Maxwell is hot.
Was hot. These 1999 bikini pics showed that Ms. Maxwell had quite a physique:
https://pagesix.com/2019/08/13/epstein-pal-ghislaine-maxwell-once-posed-in-risque-american-flag-bikini-pics/
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About once a month I cant find my phone when I know its at my house, just don't know where I last left it. After about 30 seconds of searching the house I just google "Find my Phone" and make it play a sound (I have an android) and find it immediately.
Side Note: Around 5 years ago I woke up with a raging hangover after sipping some barley pops with the bros and couldnt find my phone. I used this trick and could hear a faint ringing sound for a bit, flipped up all the couch cushions etc but never could actually find my phone and eventually it would not ring anymore. I figured I must still be intoxicate and that I was just hearing things, really messed me up.
I started retracing my night and eventually that evening got ahold of the UBER driver that drove me home. My phone fell out of my pocket in the backseat and he noticed it later in the night and dropped it back off in my mailbox....So I was not actually going crazy, my phone was just outside of my house in my mailbox and the battery died after a couple of rings.
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The flag football team that I coach, 4-6 graders, lost our first game ever today 26-22. You wouldn’t think it, but it hurts, mostly cuz the kids seemed so hurt by losing. We are in 4th-6th age group this year with mostly 4th graders (2-1 record now). Were 2nd-3rd grade last year (6-0). Most of the kids are carryovers from last year and also played on the same baseball team. They were heartbroken. I felt terrible. Like I let them down.
But we get to play the other team again and will have our revenge! :emawkid:
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The flag football team that I coach, 4-6 graders, lost our first game ever today 26-22. You wouldn’t think it, but it hurts, mostly cuz the kids seemed so hurt by losing. We are in 4th-6th age group this year with mostly 4th graders (2-1 record now). Were 2nd-3rd grade last year (6-0). Most of the kids are carryovers from last year and also played on the same baseball team. They were heartbroken. I felt terrible. Like I let them down.
But we get to play the other team again and will have our revenge! :emawkid:
Wow. Shameful.
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The flag football team that I coach, 4-6 graders, lost our first game ever today 26-22. You wouldn’t think it, but it hurts, mostly cuz the kids seemed so hurt by losing. We are in 4th-6th age group this year with mostly 4th graders (2-1 record now). Were 2nd-3rd grade last year (6-0). Most of the kids are carryovers from last year and also played on the same baseball team. They were heartbroken. I felt terrible. Like I let them down.
But we get to play the other team again and will have our revenge! :emawkid:
Wow. Shameful.
Prob not right thread.
Mods plz move to youth sports thread.
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The flag football team that I coach, 4-6 graders, lost our first game ever today 26-22. You wouldn’t think it, but it hurts, mostly cuz the kids seemed so hurt by losing. We are in 4th-6th age group this year with mostly 4th graders (2-1 record now). Were 2nd-3rd grade last year (6-0). Most of the kids are carryovers from last year and also played on the same baseball team. They were heartbroken. I felt terrible. Like I let them down.
But we get to play the other team again and will have our revenge! :emawkid:
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The flag football team that I coach, 4-6 graders, lost our first game ever today 26-22. You wouldn’t think it, but it hurts, mostly cuz the kids seemed so hurt by losing. We are in 4th-6th age group this year with mostly 4th graders (2-1 record now). Were 2nd-3rd grade last year (6-0). Most of the kids are carryovers from last year and also played on the same baseball team. They were heartbroken. I felt terrible. Like I let them down.
But we get to play the other team again and will have our revenge! :emawkid:
Wow. Shameful.
Judgey, Spracne.
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I once blew crap (brown milkshake thick sludge) all in/over my underwear/shorts/ a QT toilet stall in Park City. It was prob 15 minutes of the worst personal hell I’ve ever been in. It was everywhere. I had to rip off my boxers as to avoid more crap distribution. Then said boxers had to be used as a rag to clean up more crap/ rinse in toilet, then sop up more crap until I felt the stall was adequately cleaned (it really did end up pretty clean).
I mean, I don’t think anyone saw me go in, but there was definitely a guy in the next stall when I barreled in there, some sludge already seeping out into my boxers. He definitely noticed the crap explosion in which a non-negligible amount hit the floor.
And yes, after cleaning, I made sure no one else was in the restroom as I snuck out. Luckily the restrooms were right by the entrance/exit I parked by.
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that should go in the thread of things you never tell anyone
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:sdeek:
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Had that happen once but not to that degree. Yikes.
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I hemorroids removed surgically, and your first crap is one of the most painful experiences of your life. I went to Hen House in Lenexa, thinking I would not need to crap for some time, but it hit me while I was in the cereal section. I rushed to the bathroom (in back, not so nice), and had so much pain that I ripped a chain of expletives that they heard in the store. They sent someone back to see if I broke a bone or something, it was embarrassing to have to tell them.
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Mrs Wacky and I party rocked last night for her birthday. First time drinking “hard liquor” in over a month and first time out since having the baby. Anyways, after Dinner we went to Abe and Jakes for a night cap and sat on the patio. After ordering my 2nd makers, I said “Thanks, man!” To what I thought was our waiter, but it wasn’t a man, it was a female with a bull cut. I over tipped to make up for the shame once I figured it out. :facepalm:
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Most months I have no idea what my bank account balance is, I just wing it and sorta have an idea in my head.
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Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?
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This is a thing, I have investments and everything else, but I legit don't keep track of my spending outside of work, I just, kinda do it.
Obviously this is bad.
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Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?
I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.
However Nov-Dec is insurance premium time and I will manage to check right after all bills & mortgage are paid but right before payday and I’ll have a “where the eff is all our money” freak out. It’s then followed in April/May with a “where did all this money come from, did some bill payment not go through?” panic attack.
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Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?
I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.
So is this good or bad? I'm assuming bad.
I have never made this much money in my life, so my lifestyle will never exceed the amount I make, if I just continue it, spend a little more here and there.
Is this the right thing, tho?
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Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?
I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.
So is this good or bad? I'm assuming bad.
I have never made this much money in my life, so my lifestyle will never exceed the amount I make, if I just continue it, spend a little more here and there.
Is this the right thing, tho?
As long as you’re saving and you’re happy, I’d say it’s a good thing. We were that way pre-kids. We’d live at a level we were used to, then every few months realize the account was higher so we’d set a chunk to pull out and do something for that amount, like furniture, a vacation or a retirement fund boost. It made life pretty stress free.
I also know a lot of people that make a $10k-$20k jump, assume they now have all this spending money, blow it all and end up worse. Just depends on what motivates you. I don’t need much and am happier when I don’t worry about money. Not checking the bank account was part of that. I found if I watched it closely or didn’t pay attention at all our spending didn’t change either way.
Edit: I just realized none of this may apply because Mrs. Hamburg would check the transactions pretty often for fraud/theft.
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If you're asking, it's either a problem or a tacky humblebrag and obviously not a problem (which is known to you). Fucktard.
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Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?
I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.
You need to spend more time in the investing thread.
So is this good or bad? I'm assuming bad.
I have never made this much money in my life, so my lifestyle will never exceed the amount I make, if I just continue it, spend a little more here and there.
Is this the right thing, tho?
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If you're asking, it's either a problem or a tacky humblebrag and obviously not a problem (which is known to you). Fucktard.
I thought this was a safe space :frown:
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Went to the gym this morning and forgot to bring clean boxers so I’m going commando like I’m SD’s step-dad or something
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i don't understand the need to check your bank account if you're making so much money and i assume you put everything on a CC am i missing something here wtf?
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I use an app that tracks all my credit cards and bank accounts and loans and crap. It's helpful for looking at long-term spending patterns and where I can make changes. I look at it about once a week. :Carl:
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I haven't looked at our bank account since we got married. I honestly don't even know how to log into our account. Mrs Wacky takes care of all the bills and stuff and I just hope we're looking good. I pitch trips and stuff all the time. That's usually how I gauge where we're at.
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I haven't looked at our bank account since we got married. I honestly don't even know how to log into our account. Mrs Wacky takes care of all the bills and stuff and I just hope we're looking good. I pitch trips and stuff all the time. That's usually how I gauge where we're at.
Same here until about a month ago. The only way I knew how to check our account level was on an ATM receipt. I still haven’t been able to shake the need to have $100-$200 cash that my dad forced into me when I was 14.
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:thumbs: I always say no to a receipt if I go play poker or something. We have like 3 different accounts right now, so i'm not even sure that would tell much of a story. My fun $ account was turned into the lil wacky account last year.
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What happened to her fun money account?
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What happened to her fun money account?
lol. That was like our joint account for awhile. IDK, maybe i'll ask someday.
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oh boy
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:lol:
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I never look at my credit card accounts and check my bank accounts like once a month, but just for fun (admiring my piles of ducats). Is it a problem that I dont pay attention to my card activity? Chase has always been really good at alerting me to suspicious activity. Also, ever-y bill is on autopay, so life's a breeze.
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i use mint, which i think is what libderp was alluding to, you can periodically check the app and see activity in all your accounts, in less than a couple minutes. would recommend.
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i use mint, which i think is what libderp was alluding to, you can periodically check the app and see activity in all your accounts, in less than a couple minutes. would recommend.
Yeah, I didn't like mint so I switched to clarity. Everything is in one easy to glance at app, and you can track your spending by category week to week or month to month. I live well below my means, so I'm not afraid of running out of money or anything, but I do like to keep track of it and look at ways to improve saving.
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I should really look into one of those apps which are probably better than my current method of exporting credit card and bank statements to an excel sheet and then using pivot tables and pivot charts and crap like that to analyze my spending habits. :nerd:
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I should really look into one of those apps which are probably better than my current method of exporting credit card and bank statements to an excel sheet and then using pivot tables and pivot charts and crap like that to analyze my spending habits. :nerd:
lol, hilarious, yes very worth it, and free!
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I should really look into one of those apps which are probably better than my current method of exporting credit card and bank statements to an excel sheet and then using pivot tables and pivot charts and crap like that to analyze my spending habits. :nerd:
You should consider exporting those spreadsheets into Microsoft BI and getting some really detailed pie charts on your spending.
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Tracking spending is a waste of time for me cause I know it’s not gonna change my behavior. I still do check the ol bank account pretty frequently because I want to put extra money to WORK if I have it. Don’t want it just lazily sitting there.
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I’m just now downloading and installing iOS 13 :frown:
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iOS dark mode is just....BEAUTIFUL
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i have a 6 plus and can't download iOS 13 :frown:
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i have the #1 post on a big subreddit
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i have the #1 post on a big subreddit
r/yanggang ?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/dh95fu/are_the_suns_the_hottest_nba_team/
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I never look at my credit card accounts and check my bank accounts like once a month, but just for fun (admiring my piles of ducats). Is it a problem that I dont pay attention to my card activity? Chase has always been really good at alerting me to suspicious activity. Also, ever-y bill is on autopay, so life's a breeze.
I caught something that probably actually belongs in this thread. I registered my kid for something and somehow signed up for an $80/year active.com subscription in the process and have paid it for the three years. I had no idea I signed up for it at all
https://www.reddit.com/r/running/comments/7px1m2/beware_activecom_they_are_a_scam/
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I love dominating reddit
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/dh95fu/are_the_suns_the_hottest_nba_team/
why was this removed, i couldn't ever see it
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3.5 drinks in to an ORD layover in the admirals club at the start of vacation.
xpost r/fanningbrags
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For most of my adult life, I thought the Backstreet Boys lyric was "Ain't nothin' but a par-tay" when it is really "Ain't nothin' but a heart-ache"
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For most of my adult life, I thought the Backstreet Boys lyric was "Ain't nothin' but a par-tay" when it is really "Ain't nothin' but a heart-ache"
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For most of my adult life, I thought the Backstreet Boys lyric was "Ain't nothin' but a par-tay" when it is really "Ain't nothin' but a heart-ache"
damn
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Thread appropriate
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Just realized that HBO stands for Home Box Office.
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Just realized that HBO stands for Home Box Office.
lmao. You should share at least one of the things you previously thought it stood for for full shame effect.
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Just realized that HBO stands for Home Box Office.
lmao. You should share at least one of the things you previously thought it stood for for full shame effect.
didn't ever cross my mind that it stood for something, not even once
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Was invited to go to a protest, it's after sunset and I let my rationalizations tell me there's more risk with virus and potential bad things than benefit from my attendance.
That's outrageous. They out here burning a children alive in their homes*, and you can't even get off your butt to make a difference?
*no children were actually harmed.
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Just realized that HBO stands for Home Box Office.
lmao. You should share at least one of the things you previously thought it stood for for full shame effect.
didn't ever cross my mind that it stood for something, not even once
Love this one.
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Was invited to go to a protest, it's after sunset and I let my rationalizations tell me there's more risk with virus and potential bad things than benefit from my attendance.
I made that decision yesterday too. Turned out to be a good, peaceful protest, so it would have been fine there, but we are still heavy on new COVID cases here. I still think it was the right call, but still feel some regret.
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today i am wearing two different color shoes (same type of shoe at least)
this was unintentional, but i am told kid these days do this on purpose (harajuku style)
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today i am wearing two different color shoes (same type of shoe at least)
this was unintentional, but i am told kid these days do this on purpose (harajuku style)
Can you take a pic, please?
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today i am wearing two different color shoes (same type of shoe at least)
this was unintentional, but i am told kid these days do this on purpose (harajuku style)
Can you take a pic, please?
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:lol:
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Puni, thank you for sharing that. I really appreciate it. Mods, move to stud things thread, please.
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LOL
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I’m probably still in bed rn. Virtual poker night got a little wild last night....
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When I opened this thread, I seen DBT last posted and thought he was going to talk about how much he paid for the latest IOS phone. :lol:
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TIL where fivethirtyeight.com got its name :facepalm:
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TIL where fivethirtyeight.com got its name :facepalm:
lol, take a civics class, noob
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TIL where fivethirtyeight.com got its name :facepalm:
If it makes you feel better there are people who still don’t know.
https://twitter.com/joyannreid/status/1326000149550784513?s=21
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TIL where fivethirtyeight.com got its name :facepalm:
If it makes you feel better there are people who still don’t know.
https://twitter.com/joyannreid/status/1326000149550784513?s=21
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oof that's bad
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In my defense, 538 came into my awareness around the same time as fetty wap, and I use military time on my phone
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i translate for others
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omg it has to be an event on twitter (no offense mocat)
https://twitter.com/i/events/1326165760373215234
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almost literally every time i try to type "attachments" i type "attachements" instead. I know how to spell it, this must be some kind of hand-brain disease.
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I sometimes listen to Kevin Kietzman has issues.
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I sometimes listen to Kevin Kietzman has issues.
:sdeek:
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I just Kevin'd a big bowl of chili....
https://media.giphy.com/media/7IkdSjOqvNtbtpOmLY/giphy.gif
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YES
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I was shoveling the latest foot of snow this morning, and lost an AirPod out of my ear. Didn’t find it.
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Can’t you do the find my iPhone thing for it?
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I got wine wasted off like half a bottle last night.
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get it together kk
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Ok, after some coffee, I feel way better this morning and am now developing a theory that I just get really tired at midnight now if I am up normal time in the morning. Move this to the getting old thread.
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Can’t you do the find my iPhone thing for it?
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Just tried. Didn’t work. Excuse to upgrade from 1st gens to Pros though
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I have no idea how or when to properly use a semicolon.
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Don't worry; no one does. (?)
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I was shoveling the latest foot of snow this morning, and lost an AirPod out of my ear. Didn’t find it.
This happened to me last winter but here the snow sticks around for a while, I found it in April.
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I was shoveling the latest foot of snow this morning, and lost an AirPod out of my ear. Didn’t find it.
This happened to me last winter but here the snow sticks around for a while, I found it in April.
Yeah I’m for sure going to find it at some point but it’s in a 4 ft deep pile for now.
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I washed a pair of air pods once. I’d have probably lost them sooner or later.
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I lost an airpod while filling up the batteries on the golf cart with water. Had to disassemble the cart to get it back.
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Was at a brewery in Winter Park CO and decided to sit at the fireplace outside. Here is an image to help you picture it in your mind...There used to be 2 chairs around the fire pit.
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I tried to sit in the chair...my feet slid out from under me on the ice...hit the front of the chair...broke it then ended up sliding in the water pit around the fire which soaked my pants.
I did have about a 3/4 full beer and barely spilled any of it so that made it less shameful.
Picture of the destroyed chair
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pic of the piss pants?
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Not quite as shameful but I was leaving a bud's on Friday night and when I stepped in the street my foot slid and I regained my balance but a bunch of slush went in my shoe and I had a cold soggy sock for the Uber home.
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I was shoveling the latest foot of snow this morning, and lost an AirPod out of my ear. Didn’t find it.
This happened to me last winter but here the snow sticks around for a while, I found it in April.
Yeah I’m for sure going to find it at some point but it’s in a 4 ft deep pile for now.
Found it. Snow isn't quite gone, but mostly. Charging now.
The Airpods Pro I ordered to replace it was supposed to arrive on 2/19, but the shipment was delayed and it isn't showing up until today :facepalm:
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I was shoveling the latest foot of snow this morning, and lost an AirPod out of my ear. Didn’t find it.
This happened to me last winter but here the snow sticks around for a while, I found it in April.
Yeah I’m for sure going to find it at some point but it’s in a 4 ft deep pile for now.
Found it. Snow isn't quite gone, but mostly. Charging now.
The Airpods Pro I ordered to replace it was supposed to arrive on 2/19, but the shipment was delayed and it isn't showing up until today :facepalm:
I had to pick up my apple watch from an Advance Auto Parts because UPS wouldn't leave it on my porch, that was pretty weird.
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Tried some of the original Dots again after buying only Southwest for quite some time now. Original is 1000x better. I am ashamed that I ever thought otherwise.
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I have waited a very, very long time in this drive thru line for Taco Bell.
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post meant for Stud Thing thread
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I have waited a very, very long time in this drive thru line for Taco Bell.
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Quesalupa?! :excited:
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I have waited a very, very long time in this drive thru line for Taco Bell.
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Quesalupa?! :excited:
I had that thing about a week and half ago! Didn’t take a crap for 2 days. All kinds of stopped up
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I had a 4 pack of finger nail clippers delivered 32 days ago. I have since lost all of them.
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I had a 4 pack of finger nail clippers delivered 32 days ago. I have since lost all of them.
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i just clicked mark all as read on my recent unread topics list :bawl:
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I have some aluminum cabinets with rust in them so I painted over the rust with rustoleum. I went to wash the brush and my hands were covered in paint. I had to scrub them with Lysol wipes for 20 minutes to get the paint off.
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Take it to the stud handy man thread
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Take it to the stud handy man thread
When using rustoleum you're supposed to clean the brush with paint thinner or kerosene and I used water which is why I ended up with my hands covered in paint and why I posted it in this thread.
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I stand by what I said
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I've never seen The Godfather. It's just so long.
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aluminum cabinets with rust
Are you sure those are aluminum?
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I've never seen The Godfather. It's just so long.
I just watched it two years ago. It is unnecessarily too long, some parts drag. It's worth the time investment in The Godfather just to watch The Godfather 2.
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Lady at the snocone shack knows my order when I walk up.
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aluminum cabinets with rust
Are you sure those are aluminum?
I have no idea. They're metal. Mom said they're like the aluminum cabinets we had in one of our former homes.
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I slept for 14 hours last night.
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I play beer league softball every Wednesday at the lowest level (totally our best player tho). A guy I know from Kstate plays in the top league along with some ex college baseball players on the same night....
They needed a sub tonight as they played 2 games for the championship against the top team. My first at bat I ripped a RIPPED a ball down the first baseline (lefty) for an easy double but as I rounded first I slipped and bit it hard...managed to scramble back to first for a single...alright, alright.
While I was paying attention to my skinned up knee I forget there was only 1 out and not 2...next guy hits a pop up and I run to second thinking the inning was over and I get doubled up.
The groans were SO LOUD.
We ended up losing both games and I could tell no one respected me as a hard core beer league softball player even though I played well after that.
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Time to take your talents to kickball.
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The new restaurant we wanted to go to tonight had a 45 minute wait and no open spots at the bar. It’s our 5 year anniversary & my work anniversary today, so we walked around the Leawood area & saw chop house and walked in. Not hungry at all, mainly wanting to drink, they only had one table left. So they sat us & I looked at the menu and said: “eff this! We’re not paying $500 for dinner”. So we both timed our way out of there and went to Ra and had a blast. :lol: Cheapest entries was $53, $25 for a appetizer, and a $22 glass of wine. GTFOOH. Dinner is never worth that much. I feel bad this is how my brain works, but whatever. Unless that food/drink can make me fly, not worth it.
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There’s a diminishing returns with restaurant prices. There’s zero reason to pay 50$ for an entree in kc
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There’s a diminishing returns with restaurant prices. There’s zero reason to pay 50$ for an entree in kc
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100% and we were just at Hereford house less than 2 weeks ago for half that menu price. Ra ended up being a blast.
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i would pay $500 for anniversary dinner but not at some MFing chain in leawood. good call wacks
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:thumbs: Agreed! I'd drop that easily for St. Elmo's in Indy. Just depends on where you're dropping it at.
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Go next door. Same kitchen. Better prices.
Harry & Izzy's
(317) 635-9594
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vSkZ3nHaX6quwAM58
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:thumbs: Nice! I’ll check it out next time.
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I've been following this board for close to 10 years, almost daily, and I just recently figured out the "Unread" link.
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I've been following this board for close to 10 years, almost daily, and I just recently figured out the "Unread" link.
Lol. Careful though. There are tales of sailors browsing "unread" falling into The Pit and never returning...
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@kstate4life, for make scientific benefit would you be willing to provide a description of your typical gE.c browsing procedures prior to discovery of the unread button?
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Hold up, am I doing it wrong too?!
1. Click on Football link, check new posts
2. Repeat for Hoops
3. Repeat for Flyer Talk
4. Occasionally check the other sports thread
5. Avoid the pit
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@kstate4life, for make scientific benefit would you be willing to provide a description of your typical gE.c browsing procedures prior to discovery of the unread button?
Yeah, I would usually just go to the main page and see which thread's last post I wanted to read most, and then just go from there.
And now I have this obsession with clearing out the Unread page, whether I want to read something or not. :facepalm:
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@kstate4life, for make scientific benefit would you be willing to provide a description of your typical gE.c browsing procedures prior to discovery of the unread button?
Yeah, I would usually just go to the main page and see which thread's last post I wanted to read most, and then just go from there.
And now I have this obsession with clearing out the Unread page, whether I want to read something or not. :facepalm:
You can always just do it with one click. https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?action=markasread;sa=all;a0d4f8435=dcab69f4311ac3401e067077716c4c1b
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@kstate4life, for make scientific benefit would you be willing to provide a description of your typical gE.c browsing procedures prior to discovery of the unread button?
Yeah, I would usually just go to the main page and see which thread's last post I wanted to read most, and then just go from there.
And now I have this obsession with clearing out the Unread page, whether I want to read something or not. :facepalm:
You can always just do it with one click. https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?action=markasread;sa=all;a0d4f8435=dcab69f4311ac3401e067077716c4c1b
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#cancelthereadallbutton
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Hold up, am I doing it wrong too?!
1. Click on Football link, check new posts
2. Repeat for Hoops
3. Repeat for Flyer Talk
4. Occasionally check the other sports thread
5. Avoid the pit
This is how I do it except I swap other sports and combofanning. Don't avoid the pit but it's always last in my browsing.
By the way, we've beaten COVID so we need to get together. Up down arcade bar seems lit, have you ever been there?
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Yeah, that place is cool.
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You've been there, wacky?
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is there an up/down in des moines?
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they should call the iowa one up and the kc one down
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:lol:
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My bad. Yeah, I was talking about the Up down here in KC. It's a blast!
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I’ve watched more than 1,000 baseball games in my life & still have no idea why a balk is called half the time. I saw one the other day with runners at 1st & 3rd. The runner at 1st immediately pointed at the pitcher & everyone started celebrating. They reshowed it 3 times & I have no idea why it was a balk.
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is there an up/down in des moines?
Oui
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I’ve watched more than 1,000 baseball games in my life & still have no idea why a balk is called half the time. I saw one the other day with runners at 1st & 3rd. The runner at 1st immediately pointed at the pitcher & everyone started celebrating. They reshowed it 3 times & I have no idea why it was a balk.
If you make any type of motion toward 1st base that resembles trying to throw over you have to take your foot of the rubber first.
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I’ve watched more than 1,000 baseball games in my life & still have no idea why a balk is called half the time. I saw one the other day with runners at 1st & 3rd. The runner at 1st immediately pointed at the pitcher & everyone started celebrating. They reshowed it 3 times & I have no idea why it was a balk.
If you make any type of motion toward 1st base that resembles trying to throw over you have to take your foot of the rubber first.
You have to for any type of motion that isn't going to home plate. I watched a game the other day when the pitcher had a slight spasm with his lead leg, foot even stayed on the ground, didn't even move, just a slight bobble with his knee and thigh and he was called for a balk and no one complained a single bit.
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Hold up, am I doing it wrong too?!
1. Click on Football link, check new posts
2. Repeat for Hoops
3. Repeat for Flyer Talk
4. Occasionally check the other sports thread
5. Avoid the pit
This is how I do it except I swap other sports and combofanning. Don't avoid the pit but it's always last in my browsing.
By the way, we've beaten COVID so we need to get together. Up down arcade bar seems lit, have you ever been there?
Absolutely need to get together. I’ve been there, wasn’t aware it had opened back up though. Get there early and get a cup of coins with your first beer.
Pain Killers at Bellhop.. East Village has a lot going on these days!
I’ll actually be up in your part of Iowa in 2 weeks.
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I’ve watched more than 1,000 baseball games in my life & still have no idea why a balk is called half the time. I saw one the other day with runners at 1st & 3rd. The runner at 1st immediately pointed at the pitcher & everyone started celebrating. They reshowed it 3 times & I have no idea why it was a balk.
If you make any type of motion toward 1st base that resembles trying to throw over you have to take your foot of the rubber first.
You have to for any type of motion that isn't going to home plate. I watched a game the other day when the pitcher had a slight spasm with his lead leg, foot even stayed on the ground, didn't even move, just a slight bobble with his knee and thigh and he was called for a balk and no one complained a single bit.
Yeah in that scenario it was probably considered he started with his windup, but didn't finish and throw the pitch. If he would have faked to 2nd or 3rd during that it would have been fine since you don't have to take your foot off the rubber to fake to 2nd or 3rd, only to 1st.
"The pitcher may throw from the rubber to a base from the windup position. (It must be done before any movement that is part of the normal motion that is part of his windup.)
The pitcher may fake a throw to second or third base from the rubber, but not to first base. This may be done from the windup or the set position. (You do not have to step off the rubber to fake to 2nd or 3rd. Only if you fake to 1st.)"
http://www.orwua.com/HELPFUL.HINTS/THEBALKREFERENCE.htm
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Hold up, am I doing it wrong too?!
1. Click on Football link, check new posts
2. Repeat for Hoops
3. Repeat for Flyer Talk
4. Occasionally check the other sports thread
5. Avoid the pit
This is how I do it except I swap other sports and combofanning. Don't avoid the pit but it's always last in my browsing.
By the way, we've beaten COVID so we need to get together. Up down arcade bar seems lit, have you ever been there?
Absolutely need to get together. I’ve been there, wasn’t aware it had opened back up though. Get there early and get a cup of coins with your first beer.
Pain Killers at Bellhop.. East Village has a lot going on these days!
I’ll actually be up in your part of Iowa in 2 weeks.
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I've got poison ivy four times this year. I'm in a new house and I've been at war with it since the spring. I appear to be losing the war.
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crap is hard to control. I aggressively apply killer but it pops up in places I can't spray. Have to pull it.
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crap is hard to control. I aggressively apply killer but it pops up in places I can't spray. Have to pull it.
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Out of curiosity, where does it pop up that you can't spray?
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crap is hard to control. I aggressively apply killer but it pops up in places I can't spray. Have to pull it.
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Out of curiosity, where does it pop up that you can't spray?
Iris beds.
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crap is hard to control. I aggressively apply killer but it pops up in places I can't spray. Have to pull it.
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Out of curiosity, where does it pop up that you can't spray?
Iris beds.
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Ok. That makes sense. I'm dumb.
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crap is hard to control. I aggressively apply killer but it pops up in places I can't spray. Have to pull it.
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Out of curiosity, where does it pop up that you can't spray?
Iris beds.
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Ok. That makes sense. I'm dumb.
Lol I was confused too
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crap is hard to control. I aggressively apply killer but it pops up in places I can't spray. Have to pull it.
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Out of curiosity, where does it pop up that you can't spray?
Iris beds.
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Ok. That makes sense. I'm dumb.
Lol I was confused too
Time to pull it again. I'm going to try removing all the iris this winter after they go dormant. Then dig out the ivy. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210711/58895e06672915ae62110be136a9b3bf.jpg)
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Mine is located at a shared fence. Therefore, I may not be able to pull it or spray all of it.
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Not allergic to it :dance:
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crap is hard to control. I aggressively apply killer but it pops up in places I can't spray. Have to pull it.
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Out of curiosity, where does it pop up that you can't spray?
Iris beds.
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Ok. That makes sense. I'm dumb.
Lol I was confused too
Time to pull it again. I'm going to try removing all the iris this winter after they go dormant. Then dig out the ivy. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210711/58895e06672915ae62110be136a9b3bf.jpg)
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That seems like an odd spot for Ivy to grow. At least in Kansas it is. Gotta be frustrating.
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Neighborhood was built in a cow pasture without a bunch of fresh topsoil. It's everywhere.
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I’ve done all my meetings from bed this morning and still haven’t gotten out of bed. :frown:
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I was wearing some old high school shorts at softball tonight and the catcher asked me if I went there.
Me: Yeah, graduated in 0X
Him: Gotcha, alot of our team graduated from there in 0X+3
Me: You probably know my brother Logan Ji then.
Him: Wait are you Ben Ji?
Me: (sticks chest out) Yup
Him: I was there when you dislocated your elbow at a wrestling match (makes wobbly elbow motion) and they wheeled you out of the gym on a stretcher, probably the last time I saw you.
(Ben ji's chest deflates)
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
I don't know how this is possible but congrats!
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
I’ve casually watched some of it. I agree that it is good enough.
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
Comedy central is banning this episode moving forward. Btw, this is kinda how I feel about scrubs when you guys bump that thread and I love the office!
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i’ve never heard of the office but if it’s about diversity training, then no thanks
i have to do enough of that stuff at work lol
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
Comedy central is banning this episode
That is so embarrassingly lame, good grief
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
Comedy central is banning this episode moving forward. Btw, this is kinda how I feel about scrubs when you guys bump that thread and I love the office!
Thank goodness they did the office when they did.. no chance they could've got 1/2 the stuff through anymore at least not on a major network
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
Comedy central is banning this episode moving forward. Btw, this is kinda how I feel about scrubs when you guys bump that thread and I love the office!
Thank goodness they did the office when they did.. no chance they could've got 1/2 the stuff through anymore at least not on a major network
Yes this can be said about pretty much every era of comedy. In The Honeymooners Jackie Gleason threatened to beat up his wife like every episode. No way a network would greenlight that today!
Cancel culture smdh
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Also it's still pretty crazy comedy central is doing that. It's supposed to be cringey! But I think most of what they did could exist today. It's pretty tame.
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
Comedy central is banning this episode moving forward. Btw, this is kinda how I feel about scrubs when you guys bump that thread and I love the office!
Thank goodness they did the office when they did.. no chance they could've got 1/2 the stuff through anymore at least not on a major network
Yes this can be said about pretty much every era of comedy. In The Honeymooners Jackie Gleason threatened to beat up his wife like every episode. No way a network would greenlight that today!
Cancel culture smdh
Wrong
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Yla, you're wrong. there's no way any major network would put wife beating jokes on the air today!!!
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The office is a GREAT show to casually watch.
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Yla, you're wrong. there's no way any major network would put wife beating jokes on the air today!!!
thats not what I'm saying you're wrong about.. not funny in any era in my opinion
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Yla, you're wrong. there's no way any major network would put wife beating jokes on the air today!!!
thats not what I'm saying you're wrong about.. not funny in any era in my opinion
It was the most popular funniest show in the fifties!!!
But could not be made today
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Yla, you're wrong. there's no way any major network would put wife beating jokes on the air today!!!
thats not what I'm saying you're wrong about.. not funny in any era in my opinion
It was the most popular funniest show in the fifties!!!
But could not be made today
how about in 2005?
Also lol at being most popular show in 1950 with 3 other ones to choose from.
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The “couldn’t be made today” is such a weird conversation to me. Those shows were made, and they’re still making a ton of money.
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is being made today.
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The “couldn’t be made today” is such a weird conversation to me. Those shows were made, and they’re still making a ton of money.
It's normal for the :Rusty:
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No, I do not think the Honeymooners could have been made with domestic violence jokes in 2005
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is being made today.
And they do a good job of centering episodes around current events. They evolve as they go along.
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No, I do not think the Honeymooners could have been made with domestic violence jokes in 2005
Probably would've done better in the box office if it did though
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
Comedy central is banning this episode moving forward. Btw, this is kinda how I feel about scrubs when you guys bump that thread and I love the office!
This is exactly why I watched it. I saw the article in my newsfeed so I fired up the male genitals to check it out. The 30 seconds that got this episode banned was unbelievably funny.
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I just watched my first ever episode of The Office. It was Diversity Training, a couple of hilarious moments, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but good enough for me to casually watch more episodes.
Comedy central is banning this episode
That is so embarrassingly lame, good grief
FWIW, Chris Rock has said for years that he regretted doing that routine. If he's uncomfortable with it, I think it's perfectly reasonable for middle aged white executives to be leery about another middle aged white guy mimicking it. I thought it was funny a.f. but I get determining that 30 seconds is potentially more trouble than what it's worth.
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the thing is that chris doesn’t regret what that concert/show? did for his career
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the thing is that chris doesn’t regret what that concert/show? did for his career
Are you saying here that Chris Rock wouldn't be as famous if he didn't do that 10 minutes on black people and niggas? I mean if you completely ignore his IMDB and the fact he was the most popular black stand up comedian at the time. Ignoring all of that. If that small part of his routine made him as popular as he is/was, doesn't that prove the point that it was regrettable? I can assure you he didn't make that black people/niggas joke for it to resonate with white people. His next four movies after that stand up were children's movies. I don't think the casting directors said "hey let's go get the guy who has the routine about niggas in movie theaters."
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that’s not what I said at all and I have no idea how you drew that conclusion.
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Yesterday I was on autopilot when I got home from work and poured a cup of dog food into the full water bowl. My dog looked at it for a second and then turned me like "wtf man?"
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Since WFH started I think I have spilled my coffee on the keyboard and work papers too many times to count. How can I be so damn clumsy. Blamed the wife a couple times for her poor cup placement, but I've managed solo spillage efforts too. Maybe I need to get the old travel mug back out that I used when we had to commute to an office.... or mount a cup holder on the desk.
Tom
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I vote for the cupholder and I demand pics.
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I hate to admit it, but this song kind of hits home.
https://youtu.be/OOgd9hitEAE
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6 weeks ago the power flickered exactly at noon. I have an old digital clock next to my bed that’s a pain in the ass to set the time. As a result, it’s been blinking the correct time for 6 weeks.
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Jesus
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6 weeks ago the power flickered exactly at noon. I have an old digital clock next to my bed that’s a pain in the ass to set the time. As a result, it’s been blinking the correct time for 6 weeks.
This belongs in the efficiency thread
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6 weeks ago the power flickered exactly at noon. I have an old digital clock next to my bed that’s a pain in the ass to set the time. As a result, it’s been blinking the correct time for 6 weeks.
This belongs in the efficiency thread
Brag about stud things thread
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I might have posted this before. I ordered glasses from Warby Parker. Go to visit my parents & find out my mom & I have the exact same glasses
Also today rewired a trailer because the cord had been damaged a few times & the blinker didn’t work. Rewired & it still didn’t work. It was the plug receiver on the truck the whole time.
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i was holding a couple chicken breasts above my sink last night when one slipped through my fingers and went straight into the garbage disposal. I pulled it out, washed it off, and still used it for dinner.
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No shame in that IMO. No need to waste meat.
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i was holding a couple chicken breasts above my sink last night when one slipped through my fingers and went straight into the garbage disposal. I pulled it out, washed it off, and still used it for dinner.
Watching it slide perfectly down the disposal hole was prob hilarious though.
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pretty good song lyric screwup that took 40 years for me to figure out this holiday season
"Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way to say Merry Christmas to you"
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i was holding a couple chicken breasts above my sink last night when one slipped through my fingers and went straight into the garbage disposal. I pulled it out, washed it off, and still used it for dinner.
Watching it slide perfectly down the disposal hole was prob hilarious though.
lol yeah. My first thought was "this is going to smell so bad if I can't get this out in one piece"
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pretty good song lyric screwup that took 40 years for me to figure out this holiday season
"Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way to say Merry Christmas to you"
I just learned the correct lyric a year or two ago. Don't care, it's stuck too far in my head to change now!
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I pronounce genre as "gen-air" in my head
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pretty good song lyric screwup that took 40 years for me to figure out this holiday season
"Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way to say Merry Christmas to you"
I'm certain I didn't know the right lyric, but cannot imagine what I was incorrectly singing in my head
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pretty good song lyric screwup that took 40 years for me to figure out this holiday season
"Mele Kalikimaka is the wise way to say Merry Christmas to you"
I told Phil over Christmas when this came on that I still think it’s a sexual song because of Christmas Vacation.
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I just now realized the Red Hot Chili Peppers album/song Californication is a play on the word “fornicate”.
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I might have posted this before. I ordered glasses from Warby Parker. Go to visit my parents & find out my mom & I have the exact same glasses
lol
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My eyes watered a bit on the finial episode of Season 2 of Cheer.
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At my kid’s school bingo night where they have raffles. The raffle tickets aren’t numbered, you just write your name/phone number on it. They sold sheets of labels so you could print names/phone numbers & stick onto the tickets. I just bought 80 tickets, sat down to put the labels in & realized I entered my phone number wrong.
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Loool
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see that red sign? It was there to tell me that my car would be towed at 7:00am this morning.
Smdh
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At least the tow yard is open 24 hours
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Incredible how it started / how it's going
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How many shames in this one?
If I finish lunch at my desk and don't have a napkin, which I almost never do, I will think about whether or not I'm wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday and, if so, use it to wipe my fingers and then continue to wear it that day.
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That is horrific
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do you change shirts for zooms with your different jobs and sometimes forget a la mrs doubtfire?
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You guys ever have your brain/body go on autopilot and you do stuff without really having any memory of it? Like driving somewhere and realizing you weren’t paying attention at all, and for all you know you could have nearly killed like 50 ppl.
Ok so where I’m going with this…we just started going back to working in the office like a month ago, so I had spent literally over 2 full years working from home before returning to the office. One habit that I kind of formed working from home sitting in the house all by myself…burping and farting, just let ‘er rip.
I am at the office today with probably 15 ppl within earshot (and nose shot) and welp
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You guys ever have your brain/body go on autopilot and you do stuff without really having any memory of it? Like driving somewhere and realizing you weren’t paying attention at all, and for all you know you could have nearly killed like 50 ppl.
Ok so where I’m going with this…we just started going back to working in the office like a month ago, so I had spent literally over 2 full years working from home before returning to the office. One habit that I kind of formed working from home sitting in the house all by myself…burping and farting, just let ‘er rip.
I am at the office today with probably 15 ppl within earshot (and nose shot) and welp
Kinda brings the term "smelly poor" to the fore.
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You guys ever have your brain/body go on autopilot and you do stuff without really having any memory of it? Like driving somewhere and realizing you weren’t paying attention at all, and for all you know you could have nearly killed like 50 ppl.
Ok so where I’m going with this…we just started going back to working in the office like a month ago, so I had spent literally over 2 full years working from home before returning to the office. One habit that I kind of formed working from home sitting in the house all by myself…burping and farting, just let ‘er rip.
I am at the office today with probably 15 ppl within earshot (and nose shot) and welp
I luckily didn't develop those habits. But I 100% got in a bad habit of muting and sweating and/or rolling my eyes on teams calls. Had to relearn that people can see me in the office.
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You guys ever have your brain/body go on autopilot and you do stuff without really having any memory of it? Like driving somewhere and realizing you weren’t paying attention at all, and for all you know you could have nearly killed like 50 ppl.
Ok so where I’m going with this…we just started going back to working in the office like a month ago, so I had spent literally over 2 full years working from home before returning to the office. One habit that I kind of formed working from home sitting in the house all by myself…burping and farting, just let ‘er rip.
I am at the office today with probably 15 ppl within earshot (and nose shot) and welp
Kinda brings the term "smelly poor" to the fore.
And how!
But for the sake of my fragile mental health I’m going to tell myself it was a power move. Asserted my dominance, etc etc
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You guys ever have your brain/body go on autopilot and you do stuff without really having any memory of it? Like driving somewhere and realizing you weren’t paying attention at all, and for all you know you could have nearly killed like 50 ppl.
Ok so where I’m going with this…we just started going back to working in the office like a month ago, so I had spent literally over 2 full years working from home before returning to the office. One habit that I kind of formed working from home sitting in the house all by myself…burping and farting, just let ‘er rip.
I am at the office today with probably 15 ppl within earshot (and nose shot) and welp
I've put laundry detergent in the refrigerator
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You guys ever have your brain/body go on autopilot and you do stuff without really having any memory of it? Like driving somewhere and realizing you weren’t paying attention at all, and for all you know you could have nearly killed like 50 ppl.
Ok so where I’m going with this…we just started going back to working in the office like a month ago, so I had spent literally over 2 full years working from home before returning to the office. One habit that I kind of formed working from home sitting in the house all by myself…burping and farting, just let ‘er rip.
I am at the office today with probably 15 ppl within earshot (and nose shot) and welp
I absolutely do this sometimes on the morning commute. I don’t think I would kill a bunch of people as I have it on cruise and am just driving the speed limit in the right lane staring straight ahead. But it isn’t great.
I have driven the same commute every day for 14 years and I have a different commute next year and I am pretty sure I will miss the turn a few times.
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Happens constantly on my drive home
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We went on a small vacation this week. About an hour after we left we stopped for lunch, where I immediately spilled my water all over the table. I have a bad habit of doing this, including once on vacation where I knocked an entire cup of Coke into Mrs. Titola’s lap. We came home tonight. After we got in the car after dinner on the drive home, my 7 year old got a giant smile on her face and proudly said “Dad was the only one to spill this vacation!” She’d been saving that all week.
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I absolutely do this sometimes on the morning commute. I don’t think I would kill a bunch of people as I have it on cruise and am just driving the speed limit in the right lane staring straight ahead. But it isn’t great.
I have driven the same commute every day for 14 years and I have a different commute next year and I am pretty sure I will miss the turn a few times.
Happens constantly on my drive home
Almost any time I drive in the afternoon. I actually ordered smelling salts yesterday to keep in my car, to see if that will help.
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I live north of Tulsa. For 7 years I worked west of Tulsa. Downtown Tulsa has a circle of highways/interstates around it that’s like a large round-a-bout. All the highways enter the loop then you exit back off the loop. My commute included driving into the downtown loop from in it’s NE corner & exiting in it’s NW corner. I quit that job in early 2019. About 75% of the time we’re going to south Tulsa I still exit like I’m going west & I have to drive a couple miles to turn around.
Also on the vacation last week we drove to the Texas/Oklahoma border. US-75 & US-69 form an X in south Oklahoma. Straight south out of Tulsa is 75S then I need to switch to 69S. Vice versa going north back home. Since they’re both just US highways, there’s no interstate type signage & the OkDOT signage division is the most inept government agency in the country. Both going to & coming home from vacation I missed the turn-off at the intersection & cost us about 20-30 minutes extra both ways.
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One time I took the wrong ramp on to I-70 at the start of a family vacation and we lost an hour to start the road trip.
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unless you shamed yourself to katkid family, no one would have known
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At the register at QT my purchase was $2.92. I left my wallet in my car, so I paid with a $10. The cashier got the bills first, then the coins. The words “I don’t need the change, just give me the folding money” just came out of my mouth. I have no idea why I said that. I think that’s the only time in my life I’ve said “folding money”.
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Maybe a slight humblebrag, but definitely felt the shame earlier this week when I got too aggressive in paying bills and transferring money to my ally managed account and I overdrafted my checking for the first time ever.
Just not happy paying that fee
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Good times at the hamburglar household.
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yesterday, got a few groceries but left the refrigerator door open for hours. no big deal, just cleaned it out, only had to throw away some milk and yogurt.
go to the grocery store again today but got more stuff - milk/yogurt again, and worse a bunch of raw chicken. left the door open again! wtf, am i glitching? i never make this mistake.
do i toss out the chicken, left it out for 3 hours. i'm seeing 2, 4 hours on google :dunno:
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my refrigerator loses it's rough ridin' mind in like 10 seconds of the door isn't 100% closed so while you may be losing your mind I come with a solution
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yesterday, got a few groceries but left the refrigerator door open for hours. no big deal, just cleaned it out, only had to throw away some milk and yogurt.
go to the grocery store again today but got more stuff - milk/yogurt again, and worse a bunch of raw chicken. left the door open again! wtf, am i glitching? i never make this mistake.
do i toss out the chicken, left it out for 3 hours. i'm seeing 2, 4 hours on google :dunno:
Would you pay $15 to insure you don't get food poisoning? EV.ER.Y.TIME
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i have a huge pet peeve of wasting stuff - food, how things are overly packaged now, etc. the thought of throwing out more milk/yogurt containers and a shitload of chicken is worse than mild food poisoning. but i would rather not have major food poisoning.
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My diet is pretty clean. I've always eaten pretty healthy. I have no need for sweets which helps. However, I rough ridin' love chips. Like, almost any kind. I can just eat and eat them. They are like the only thing I can't resist so we rarely buy them. We go to the lake every labor day and I'm pretty sure my family knows that the best part of the trip for me is that I let myself eat chips for 3 days. Boating, swimming, seeing the joy on lil SF's face when he reals in a big one....eff that, i've got chips to munch. Guess what mother efers? Its 2 days til SF crushes a crap ton of doritos. :billdance:
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I like that SF. eat all the chips
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My diet is pretty clean. I've always eaten pretty healthy. I have no need for sweets which helps. However, I rough ridin' love chips. Like, almost any kind. I can just eat and eat them. They are like the only thing I can't resist so we rarely buy them. We go to the lake every labor day and I'm pretty sure my family knows that the best part of the trip for me is that I let myself eat chips for 3 days. Boating, swimming, seeing the joy on lil SF's face when he reals in a big one....eff that, i've got chips to munch. Guess what mother efers? Its 2 days til SF crushes a crap ton of doritos. :billdance:
What is your favorite Dorito flavor? I think I read someplace that Dorito scientists specially formulated them to be the most addictive snack food on earth.
Mrs Vickie's jalapeno kettle chips are my favorite chip right now.
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yesterday, got a few groceries but left the refrigerator door open for hours. no big deal, just cleaned it out, only had to throw away some milk and yogurt.
go to the grocery store again today but got more stuff - milk/yogurt again, and worse a bunch of raw chicken. left the door open again! wtf, am i glitching? i never make this mistake.
do i toss out the chicken, left it out for 3 hours. i'm seeing 2, 4 hours on google :dunno:
Are you leaving the door all the way open, or is there a bottle in a shelf that tips a little and holds to door slightly ajar? If it's all the way open, I'd toss everything. If it's mostly closed, I would go off of how cold it feels.
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yesterday, got a few groceries but left the refrigerator door open for hours. no big deal, just cleaned it out, only had to throw away some milk and yogurt.
go to the grocery store again today but got more stuff - milk/yogurt again, and worse a bunch of raw chicken. left the door open again! wtf, am i glitching? i never make this mistake.
do i toss out the chicken, left it out for 3 hours. i'm seeing 2, 4 hours on google :dunno:
take it to the signs of getting old thread, good land old timer.
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My diet is pretty clean. I've always eaten pretty healthy. I have no need for sweets which helps. However, I rough ridin' love chips. Like, almost any kind. I can just eat and eat them. They are like the only thing I can't resist so we rarely buy them. We go to the lake every labor day and I'm pretty sure my family knows that the best part of the trip for me is that I let myself eat chips for 3 days. Boating, swimming, seeing the joy on lil SF's face when he reals in a big one....eff that, i've got chips to munch. Guess what mother efers? Its 2 days til SF crushes a crap ton of doritos. :billdance:
What is your favorite Dorito flavor? I think I read someplace that Dorito scientists specially formulated them to be the most addictive snack food on earth.
Mrs Vickie's jalapeno kettle chips are my favorite chip right now.
Regular cheese Doritos are my favorite. Cape Cod Jalapeño Kettle chips are prob my fav chip. Mrs Vickers are good too, but not as good as Cape Cod.
Guys, i'm getting excited. :drool:
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My diet is pretty clean. I've always eaten pretty healthy. I have no need for sweets which helps. However, I rough ridin' love chips. Like, almost any kind. I can just eat and eat them. They are like the only thing I can't resist so we rarely buy them. We go to the lake every labor day and I'm pretty sure my family knows that the best part of the trip for me is that I let myself eat chips for 3 days. Boating, swimming, seeing the joy on lil SF's face when he reals in a big one....eff that, i've got chips to munch. Guess what mother efers? Its 2 days til SF crushes a crap ton of doritos. :billdance:
What is your favorite Dorito flavor? I think I read someplace that Dorito scientists specially formulated them to be the most addictive snack food on earth.
Mrs Vickie's jalapeno kettle chips are my favorite chip right now.
Regular cheese Doritos are my favorite. Cape Cod Jalapeño Kettle chips are prob my fav chip. Mrs Vickers are good too, but not as good as Cape Cod.
Guys, i'm getting excited. :drool:
Love using Nacho Cheese Doritos as the base layer for my taco salad on taco day in the cafeteria at work.
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my refrigerator loses it's rough ridin' mind in like 10 seconds of the door isn't 100% closed so while you may be losing your mind I come with a solution
Yes! Mine too. The first time I heard it I thought the house was burning down. Somehow this doesn't stop one of my children from leaving it open once a week.
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take it to the signs of getting old thread, good land old timer.
didnt think about the thread but my first thought was dementia
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take it to the signs of getting old thread, good land old timer.
didnt think about the thread but my first thought was dementia
So...you momentarily forgot about that thread? (dun, dun, dunnnn)
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Chips have been acquired. Costco size bag of doritos and Cape Cod regular kettle. Hen House was out of Cape Cod Jalapeño :curse: so I went with the shitty Lays kettle jalapeño and grabbed a kettle BBQ because they were on sale. :billdance:
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Got a new stove delivered and my non handyman ass couldn't connect the power source correctly. After it was delivered I hastily connected the old power cord to the new stove, the clock turned on so I was happy. The next morning I tried to cook some bacon but nothing happened on the stove.
Hello,
This stove was delivered to me yesterday but it does not work. When I plug it in it shows the time but the burners and oven do not work.
Please advise on when a functional stove will be delivered.
Ben Ji
Dear Ben Ji,
Thank you for reaching out to us. I am sorry to hear the range is not working. I understand how frustrating that can be and I apologize. I am happy to help.
We do have a couple options. The first option would be an exchange. However, we currently do not have any in stock, estimated arrival is November. Another option is to first reach out to G.E. and see if they are able to help troubleshoot. G.E. can be reached at 1-800-432-2737. Please let us know if we can further assist. Thank you for your time and have a great day.
Disregard, I am an idiot and did not connect the electrical plugs correctly.
Dear Ben Ji,
Thank you for your response. I am glad to hear the problem has been resolved! I hope you have a wonderful day.
Turns out I didn't securely fasten one of the 3 prongs(?) of the the electrical cord and after I did that it worked fine.
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Sounds like it was one of your hots, you need the 240V (hot-hot) to get the heat to work, but only a hot-neutral for the clock
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Sounds like it was one of your hots, you need the 240V (hot-hot) to get the heat to work, but only a hot-neutral for the clock
Yeah, whatever the far right "prong" was became disconnected when I put the stove back in its place. I assumed all was well since the clock was working but when I pulled it back out I saw that one "prong" was no longer connected since I didnt secure it properly.
Felt like a real loser/not handyman after realizing my mistake.
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Sounds like it was one of your hots, you need the 240V (hot-hot) to get the heat to work, but only a hot-neutral for the clock
Yeah, whatever the far right "prong" was became disconnected when I put the stove back in its place. I assumed all was well since the clock was working but when I pulled it back out I saw that one "prong" was no longer connected since I didnt secure it properly.
Felt like a real loser/not handyman after realizing my mistake.
Meh, it happens
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You really Karen’d that first salvo to their CS :lol:
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You really Karen’d that first salvo to their CS
I was definitely in a Karen mood when I sent that email but this is a judgement free zone
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since this is a judgment free zone i am going to commend benji on having the cajones to self-install an appliance, and when it didn't work properly he just decided to bypass any troubleshooting and go straight to asking when his replacement will be delivered. outstanding.
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Mrs8 wants a new vehicle to haul grandkids so we got a new Honda Pilot in August 2021.
So after driving it a year plus thru 2 winters my son showed us last night that it actually has remote start.
Tom
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:lol:
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Mrs8 wants a new vehicle to haul grandkids so we got a new Honda Pilot in August 2021.
So after driving it a year plus thru 2 winters my son showed us last night that it actually has remote start.
Tom
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That is some all time shaming right there.
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LMAO, thats great
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Adorable
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I undertook an international job search and trans pacific move without consulting gE.c in advance. I have been an American since October, howdy pardners
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You never stopped being an American my guy
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I may have spilled some syrup on my sheets while eating Wendy's french toast sticks
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I have seemingly in the last 48 hours become obsessed over the OceanGate sub Search and Rescue mission. SO much in fact that I have the Atlante pulled up on Vessel tracker on my third monitor at work. It's like March Madness over here guys.
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I cooked some food last night and I laid down for a min to let it cool and I slept for almost the whole night and when I got up this morning remembered I never put it away. Had to throw it away :frown:
Could also go in the getting old thread
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I'm not a complete maniac and have a million pairs, but I have quite a few pairs of sneaks. I don't buy like the really expensive ones, but if I see a pair of Nike/Jordans that I like and aren't "common", i'll jump on them. I bought a pair of Jordans about 6 months ago that came and I was just OK with them. I kept them though. I still haven't worn them and I put them on the other day and right before I left, I changed because I was going to a concert and they are all white and I didn't want to get them dirty. I did all of this knowing that I'm a complete lunatic. :sdeek:
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I cooked some food last night and I laid down for a min to let it cool and I slept for almost the whole night and when I got up this morning remembered I never put it away. Had to throw it away :frown:
Could also go in the getting old thread
The #ack here is to put it in the fridge and act like everything is fine, just be sure to reheat to sanitizing temperature
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I have used this #ack many times with no peer reviewed negative consequences
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I cooked some food last night and I laid down for a min to let it cool and I slept for almost the whole night and when I got up this morning remembered I never put it away. Had to throw it away :frown:
Could also go in the getting old thread
The #ack here is to put it in the fridge and act like everything is fine, just be sure to reheat to sanitizing temperature
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I cooked some food last night and I laid down for a min to let it cool and I slept for almost the whole night and when I got up this morning remembered I never put it away. Had to throw it away :frown:
Could also go in the getting old thread
The #ack here is to put it in the fridge and act like everything is fine, just be sure to reheat to sanitizing temperature
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Zap that sucker
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I always forget that lime and lemon juices are sticky. It surprises me every time! Like yes it's sour but there's still a bunch of sugar in there, dummy!
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I always forget that lime and lemon juices are sticky. It surprises me every time! Like yes it's sour but there's still a bunch of sugar in there, dummy!
pisses me off BIG TIME
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Went a little hard on the beers last night. Just stuffed down this artery clogger and am still hungry. Fried egg and bacon totchos with salsa verde and avocado.
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Holy crap that looks incred
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Went a little hard on the beers last night. Just stuffed down this artery clogger and am still hungry. Fried egg and bacon totchos with salsa verde and avocado.
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I have some green salsa and was just debating whether to keep being lazy or go chilaquiles
I do not have cilantro (buzz off clams) or cojita
Which is the only reason it hasn’t happened
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disgusting
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disgusting
BUZZ OFF
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I've been having full on conversations with the dog for quite a while now. Its just us most of the day so we chat. I even do it when the family is around sometimes out of habit and I'm pretty sure my kids think I'm a lunatic.
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What kind of topics do you and the dog talk about?
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What kind of topics do you and the dog talk about?
Just whatever is on her mind. :dunno:
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I hadn't been to the eye doctor since I was a kid. Before I went I was browsing frames on warby parker just in case I needed them. Imagine my surprise when I saw this menu option in frame styles:
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I was like damn ecommerce has really gotten to know their customers and I'm a little freaked out right now. And they do kind of look like frames a damn hipster progressive would wear!
And then I went to the appointment and was told I should get progressive lenses and I was like "oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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like, yeah, these are frames progressives would wear
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This is a good entry lol
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You sure that doesn't mean progressive lenses?
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:lol:
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:lol:
Dude moves to Brooklyn and goes Super Woke.
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This is a good entry lol
100%
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Thanks for the reminder that I need to visit the optometrist.
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guess who I ran into on the way to the optometrist?
everybody :lol:
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guess who I ran into on the way to the optometrist?
everybody :lol:
:lol:
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gd that's a perfect joke
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oof guys i need to culpa my mea...just yesterday learned a (new to me) acronym and i was so excited to run to this blog and tell everyone, but i'm not a total dummy, and i typed it into the ol' search bar first. Turns out, there was a blogger on this very webbed site using this acro as a username back around 2010. So. just learning an acronym that's been around for no less than 14 years. I still intend to dust it off and get a ton of mileage out of it. that acronym? DILLIGAF.
Since its been around for so long i won't type out what it stands for, but i am (unashamedly) enjoying the crap out of it rn. (2024)
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oof guys i need to culpa my mea...just yesterday learned a (new to me) acronym and i was so excited to run to this blog and tell everyone, but i'm not a total dummy, and i typed it into the ol' search bar first. Turns out, there was a blogger on this very webbed site using this acro as a username back around 2010. So. just learning an acronym that's been around for no less than 14 years. I still intend to dust it off and get a ton of mileage out of it. that acronym? DILLIGAF.
Since its been around for so long i won't type out what it stands for, but i am (unashamedly) enjoying the crap out of it rn. (2024)
'clams and I played ow with a random 14yr old with dilligaf as his gamer name. I think that was the first time I encountered it.
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oof guys i need to culpa my mea...just yesterday learned a (new to me) acronym and i was so excited to run to this blog and tell everyone, but i'm not a total dummy, and i typed it into the ol' search bar first. Turns out, there was a blogger on this very webbed site using this acro as a username back around 2010. So. just learning an acronym that's been around for no less than 14 years. I still intend to dust it off and get a ton of mileage out of it. that acronym? DILLIGAF.
Since its been around for so long i won't type out what it stands for, but i am (unashamedly) enjoying the crap out of it rn. (2024)
Do I look like I give a eff?
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oof guys i need to culpa my mea...just yesterday learned a (new to me) acronym and i was so excited to run to this blog and tell everyone, but i'm not a total dummy, and i typed it into the ol' search bar first. Turns out, there was a blogger on this very webbed site using this acro as a username back around 2010. So. just learning an acronym that's been around for no less than 14 years. I still intend to dust it off and get a ton of mileage out of it. that acronym? DILLIGAF.
Since its been around for so long i won't type out what it stands for, but i am (unashamedly) enjoying the crap out of it rn. (2024)
Do I look like I give a eff?
bingo
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Since the JoCo library eliminated late fines I just return my books whenever I want.
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Since the JoCo library eliminated late fines I just return my books whenever I want.
i don't think there's any shame in playing by the rules, ben ji man.
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Since the JoCo library eliminated late fines I just return my books whenever I want.
i don't think there's any shame in playing by the rules, ben ji man.
What if sometimes you hold onto them so long the library assumes you lost it and charges you for the book....(They drop the charge when you return it)
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My kids have been bugging me to play Minecraft and I finally did this weekend and holy crap I had no idea how fun it was.
The shame part is now my wife and I are starting to play it in our own world when the kids go to bed so they don’t mess up our stuff!