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Immortality Devices
« on: March 29, 2010, 08:02:07 PM »


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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 08:54:35 PM »
The Gorgeous Pill looks promising as well.
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 07:15:37 AM »
SYS!

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And Gorgeouspil can stop humans from multiplying!


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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 09:38:36 AM »
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Only Alex Chiu has the solution to a unified world, unless you can think of a better one..

Consider me on the clock...
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 09:44:39 AM »
So people who take Gorgeouspil don't want kids.  (You still can have kids. But you just don't want one.) 
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 09:53:43 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on March 30, 2010, 09:44:39 AM
So people who take Gorgeouspil don't want kids.  (You still can have kids. But you just don't want one.) 

I think it may have to do with your changing facial bones. Plus, all babies probably appear hideously ugly to you after like, the first cycle or whatever.
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 09:59:15 AM »
i've been taking Gorgeouspil for weeks along with a steady diet of Super Chi flush, i almost feel like sperm.  already!
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 10:03:32 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on March 30, 2010, 09:59:15 AM
i've been taking Gorgeouspil for weeks along with a steady diet of Super Chi flush, i almost feel like sperm.  already!

If you don't wear the devices you're still going to have Chi blockades.
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 08:24:38 AM »
Not as cool as a time cube.

http://www.timecube.com/

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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 09:16:46 AM »
pm if anybody in mhk wants to go halfsies on the toe ring things.
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 09:32:14 AM »
I'm pretty sure these are also available via No-Hassle Groceries.
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 09:41:17 AM »
Geez, that site has hours worth of entertainment.




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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 09:56:29 AM »
Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 31, 2010, 08:24:38 AM
Not as cool as a time cube.

http://www.timecube.com/



That is amazing. I'm totally on the "why not time cube" bus:

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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 10:04:22 AM »
Wait, so...I was totally on board with this:

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Ignorance of "Time Cube"
indicts you stupid and evil.
Explain the "Time Cube".
Do you like being Stupid?

And this:

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God is a word masturbation.
A fart has more "substance"
than a human emitted word.

And I thought this was a legitimate question:

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Where are Indian newscasters?

But then they had to go and throw out this and lost me (I am nothing if not a champion of hybrid vigor):

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USA was a redskin nation and
is now a whiteskin nation.   It
 will become a blackskin nation
and then an asianskin nation.
 There are 4 Worlds for 4 races,
but only 1 World is racial slop.
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Re: Immortality Devices
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 11:03:59 AM »
I have a doctorate in Time Cube-ology
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