Author Topic: Iowa State (Read 32599 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #75 on:** September 04, 2014, 09:41:20 AM »

I like how every ISU fan thinks this is the biggest game of their season. It makes me proud to be EMAW

MadCat · « **Reply #76 on:** September 04, 2014, 09:43:18 AM »

Cy-Hawk Trophy is meaningless next to the burning fury of Farmageddon.

pissclams · « **Reply #77 on:** September 04, 2014, 10:11:52 AM »

really looking forward to the first bite of my walking taco and an icy cold white russian, you guys

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #78 on:** September 04, 2014, 10:15:14 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 04, 2014, 10:11:52 AM

really looking forward to the first bite of my walking taco and an icy cold white russian, you guys

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #79 on:** September 04, 2014, 10:22:59 AM »

I've been offered free suite tickets to ISU/Iowa game next weekend and immediately turned them down. I would need to be paid to go see that trash.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #80 on:** September 04, 2014, 10:33:30 AM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on September 04, 2014, 10:22:59 AM

I've been offered free suite tickets to ISU/Iowa game next weekend and immediately turned them down. I would need to be paid to go see that trash.

Ehh, I might take that if offered cause it's @Iowa and not ISU. That being said, decided to look up that game to see if it's worthwhile, and stumbled upon that the old Cy-Hawk Trophy resides in the Hy-Vee Hall's Iowa Hall of Pride. That is like the most Iowa-y thing I have ever heard of.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #81 on:** September 04, 2014, 10:42:11 AM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on September 04, 2014, 09:21:29 AM

Iowa State:

The worst rush defense in the league last year, giving up 5.35 YPC.

Not the worst, but a poor pass defense that gave up 6.9 YPA and had a league low 8 interceptions.

The worst Big 12 defense in points per play (.47) and yards per play (6.05).

And they don't look like they've gotten any better after allowing 7.03 YPP, .47 PPP, 6.86 YPC, and 7.3 YPA in week 1 against a great FCS team, but a program that lost their head coach, quarterback, and 4 offensive linemen.

The Cats should score at least 35 points if not more. I respect NDSU, but we've got a better offense. The Cyclones are simply in for a very long season.

Like I said earlier, 0-12. They are awful.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #82 on:** September 04, 2014, 10:56:04 AM »

Can't open playbook.
Playbook will save us in Ames.
Will Bill open it?

MadCat · « **Reply #83 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:01:39 AM »

Not unless he lam-
inated the pages. I
imagine he has.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #84 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:13:32 AM »

Pett · « **Reply #85 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:25:11 AM »

Remember when we created Farmageddon believing it was going to be a rivalry?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #86 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:25:39 AM »

Watching Iowa State try to play football is like watching that commercial with all those abused/neglected animals narrated by the chick that sang the Dawson's Creek theme song. You feel sorry for them on a level you can't put into words. You hope that, one day, they can find a nice home but you are sure as crap not going to put them up in your place. The Big 12, however, has stood by feeding those poors and a video narrated by Dawson's Creek chick will soon be necessary to raise money for the tragedy that is Iowa State football.

May God have mercy on all of us for even having to watch a football game in that mold-infested high school stadium.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #87 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:58:25 AM »

Quote from: cfbandyman on September 04, 2014, 10:33:30 AM

Quote from: The1BigWillie on September 04, 2014, 10:22:59 AM
I've been offered free suite tickets to ISU/Iowa game next weekend and immediately turned them down. I would need to be paid to go see that trash.

Ehh, I might take that if offered cause it's @Iowa and not ISU. That being said, decided to look up that game to see if it's worthwhile, and stumbled upon that the old Cy-Hawk Trophy resides in the Hy-Vee Hall's Iowa Hall of Pride. That is like the most Iowa-y thing I have ever heard of.

Yeah, Iowa City is like 100000x better than lames

MakeItRain · « **Reply #88 on:** September 04, 2014, 12:02:13 PM »

I'm currently posting this from the ISU student union

that's me on these losers

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #89 on:** September 04, 2014, 12:02:44 PM »

ISU starting right tackle Jacob Gannon has left the football team, according to team spokesman Mike Green.

#LIFE · « **Reply #90 on:** September 04, 2014, 12:05:33 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on September 04, 2014, 12:02:44 PM

ISU starting right tackle Jacob Gannon has left the football team, according to team spokesman Mike Green.

Smart move

meow meow · « **Reply #91 on:** September 04, 2014, 12:05:46 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on September 04, 2014, 12:02:13 PM

I'm currently posting this from the ISU student union

that's me on these losers

hopefully you're wearing a KSU cats shirt and recording their weird comments?

MakeItRain · « **Reply #92 on:** September 04, 2014, 12:10:25 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on September 04, 2014, 12:05:46 PM

Quote from: MakeItRain on September 04, 2014, 12:02:13 PM
I'm currently posting this from the ISU student union

that's me on these losers

hopefully you're wearing a KSU cats shirt and recording their weird comments?

Chose not to wear a hat but I'm wearing a lots of purple including my elite K-State fossil watch and telling anyone who will listen that I'm

a couple of people have had nervous laughter but nothing beyond that

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #93 on:** September 04, 2014, 03:29:04 PM »

Ruh Roh!

Quote

AP Top 25?@AP_Top25·7 mins
Iowa State RT Jacob Gannon leaves team http://apne.ws/1t5cXoV

Brock Landers · « **Reply #94 on:** September 04, 2014, 03:33:51 PM »

LukeyCat08!!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #95 on:** September 04, 2014, 03:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on September 04, 2014, 03:33:51 PM

LukeyCat08!!

Tobias · « **Reply #96 on:** September 04, 2014, 04:35:57 PM »

lol at @AP_Top25 tweeting about an iowa state player

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #97 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:23:22 PM »

Ames schools cancelled tomorrow to prepare for the "biggest game any of us will ever experience in our short lives"

MakeItRain · « **Reply #98 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:46:18 PM »

So is skateboarding and long boarding a thing a K-State? I was outside at ISU for an hour today and I counted 6 dudes on boards.

Tobias · « **Reply #99 on:** September 04, 2014, 11:50:32 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on September 04, 2014, 11:46:18 PM

So is skateboarding and long boarding a thing a K-State? I was outside at ISU for an hour today and I counted 6 dudes on boards.

i would occasionally skate to class my freshman year. it was kinda a PITA though. long boarding is/was way more efficient/popular. never counted anywhere near six in a day, but I'm elderly