Figured it would be wanton waste to post a thread like this, but I'll admit I thought about it.
Couple days ago on either FSN-RM or FSN-West, they replayed the '96 game between ASU (capacity 74k+ and in a natural amphitheatre) and nubb, which nubb's 'black conditioner' defense or whatevs promptly lost 19-ZIP.
Needless to say, upwards of 90 percent of UC-B/UC-D fans 'approve the move' away from hicks like yourselves.*
Yourselves being CornNuts