PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD

[Trim]

most 5 on 5 full court is actually 4 on 4 b/c you have 1 cp on each end of the floor  you need to account for

what is a cp?

cherry picker

seriously, i think (k)rusty is a complete dumbass. don't you trim? 

Maybe cherry picking isn't a thing in Michigan.    Apple picking is.

[_33]

BRAG:

I experienced the most amazing feeling in pick-up basketball on Sunday.  The guy I was guarding tried to cross over and I hit the ball with my hand and it went to his side and behind him while I proceeded to run around the opposite side of his body pick up the basketball and dribble quickly to the other end for a lay-up.  I can't dunk, but I can't imagine it feels any better than that.

[michigancat]

most 5 on 5 full court is actually 4 on 4 b/c you have 1 cp on each end of the floor  you need to account for

what is a cp?

cherry picker

yeah, cherry picking isn't all that common where I play.  Not famil' w/ all pubb abbrevos.

[pissclams]

most 5 on 5 full court is actually 4 on 4 b/c you have 1 cp on each end of the floor  you need to account for

what is a cp?

cherry picker

seriously, i think (k)rusty is a complete dumbass. don't you trim? 

Maybe cherry picking isn't a thing in Michigan.    Apple picking is.

he's familiar w/ it.  trust me, he's familiar.

[_33]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

[michigancat]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

It was pretty neat.  Pretty sure a clemente pull-up transition 3 would have felt better, though.

[pissclams]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

congrats, are you 8?

[_33]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

congrats, are you 8?

If you are asking me how awesome I am at basketball on a scale of 1-8, then yes.

[pissclams]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

congrats, are you 8?

If you are asking me how awesome I am at basketball on a scale of 1-8, then yes.

oh, sorry for the confusion.  i was asking if you are 8 years old.  because only an 8 year old would give us a BRAG about a steal/layup.  maybe you should stick with tiddlywinks? 

[_33]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

congrats, are you 8?

If you are asking me how awesome I am at basketball on a scale of 1-8, then yes.

oh, sorry for the confusion.  i was asking if you are 8 years old.  because only an 8 year old would give us a BRAG about a steal/layup.  maybe you should stick with tiddlywinks? 

Sad, you've probably never experienced this type of "clean pick".  Jacob Pullen and I feel sorry for you.

[pissclams]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

congrats, are you 8?

If you are asking me how awesome I am at basketball on a scale of 1-8, then yes.

oh, sorry for the confusion.  i was asking if you are 8 years old.  because only an 8 year old would give us a BRAG about a steal/layup.  maybe you should stick with tiddlywinks? 

Sad, you've probably never experienced this type of "clean pick".  Jacob Pullen and I feel sorry for you.

doesn't even sound like a clean pick.  sounds like you played against some canadaian poing guard who had no skillz.

[_33]

Hey guys.  Did you see my "BRAG"?  Pretty neat right, what are your thoughts?

congrats, are you 8?

If you are asking me how awesome I am at basketball on a scale of 1-8, then yes.

oh, sorry for the confusion.  i was asking if you are 8 years old.  because only an 8 year old would give us a BRAG about a steal/layup.  maybe you should stick with tiddlywinks? 

Sad, you've probably never experienced this type of "clean pick".  Jacob Pullen and I feel sorry for you.

doesn't even sound like a clean pick.  sounds like you played against some canadaian poing guard who had no skillz.

Ever heard of John Stockton, dumbass?

[get_HIT]

I have a similar topic:  As i was runnin around city park yesterday....This guy was running with a tight ass long sleeve underarmour......was he just trying to show everbody how badass he was  or what????  acceptable?

[michigancat]

I have a similar topic:  As i was runnin around city park yesterday....This guy was running with a tight ass long sleeve underarmour......was he just trying to show everbody how badass he was  or what????  acceptable?

that is not similar at all.

[pissclams]

I have a similar topic:  As i was runnin around city park yesterday....This guy was running with a tight ass long sleeve underarmour......was he just trying to show everbody how badass he was  or what????  acceptable?

my bet is that it was cd_33 and he was trying to show how badass he was/is.  he's not a badass.  i don't know anyone that wears underarmor.  well, i know a few bigtime losers that wear it but to me here is how it is, let me break it down for you:  underarmor is for bitches that don't have outerarmour.  why wear both if you only need one?  i don't buy my armour in no freakin sporting goods store, i buy it at the rough ridin' gym with free weights and discipline and creatine and diets that would make your kidney explode and liver malfunction. 

[mcmwcat]

my back and foot are feeling the best they have in 2 years

ready for the pickupPAK whenever 

[yoga-like_abana]

I have a similar topic:  As i was runnin around city park yesterday....This guy was running with a tight ass long sleeve underarmour......was he just trying to show everbody how badass he was  or what????  acceptable?

should have yelled GTL* at him

*gym,tan,laundry

[michigancat]

A division 1 (MAC) player has been coming around a lot recently.  He's good, at least for our fairly sh*tty games.  I like, try to foul him when he goes to the basket, and can't even do that.  Frustrating.

[sys]

A division 1 (MAC) player has been coming around a lot recently.  He's good, at least for our fairly sh*tty games.  I like, try to foul him when he goes to the basket, and can't even do that.  Frustrating.

   makes you sound old.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Just found this thread. 
Played with Percel Gaskins when I was a freshman at KSU.  He jumped from the Freethrow line and dunked on me.  I was all  .  I threw an ally oop to Nathen Leeper that was at the top of the backboard and he totaly dunked on 2 guys.  I was all like high fiving him and stuff.  Ryan Young (KSU RT)  threw me an ally oop but when I planted to jump I rolled my ankle and only caught it and layed it in  .  I totally would have dunked it had I been wearing Basketball shoes.  As this was a spontanious b-ball game and I was wearing running shoes and I have bad ankles. 

[Saulbadguy]

At the gym I was practicing the Denis Clemente "runner in the lane".  After about 9 attempts I finally hit one and did a fist pump, then walked away quietly from the hoops area.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Oh yeah, I also played with Manny Dies and stole the ball from him like 5 times.  I also was on a fast break with him coming right beside me and I totally reverse layuped on him and he wiffed on the block I felt pretty  Ya Dig?

[michigancat]

A division 1 (MAC) player has been coming around a lot recently.  He's good, at least for our fairly sh*tty games.  I like, try to foul him when he goes to the basket, and can't even do that.  Frustrating.

   makes you sound old.

I feel old playing against this dude.  You have to realize, I'm a pretty terrible athlete.

[sys]

I'm a pretty terrible athlete.

must be frustrating (not in general.  for you, especially).

[pissclams]

I'm a pretty terrible athlete.

must be frustrating (not in general.  for you, especially).

he has bad genes, not his fault.  sad, really...