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« Reply #3275 on: May 05, 2016, 01:55:38 PM »
Step 1:  Kill deer.  Break down into quarters and steaks.  Get home.  Finish processing.


That seems like more than one step.

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« Reply #3276 on: May 05, 2016, 01:58:15 PM »
Looks like you got some swamp water marinade too
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« Reply #3277 on: May 05, 2016, 01:59:34 PM »
egg milk and ketchup

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« Reply #3278 on: May 05, 2016, 02:03:10 PM »
"processing" is such a disgusting word/descriptor


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« Reply #3279 on: May 05, 2016, 02:03:36 PM »
I would peal the bacon off to eat and throw the rest away. :barf:

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« Reply #3280 on: May 05, 2016, 02:04:18 PM »
In miles of prairie, that damned deer found the only mud hole to die in.    :bang:

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« Reply #3281 on: May 05, 2016, 02:04:56 PM »
I would peal the bacon off to eat and throw the rest away. :barf:

Yeah. I've never eaten deer, but the smell is horrendous so I don't think I need to try it
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« Reply #3282 on: May 05, 2016, 02:06:59 PM »
I would peal the bacon off to eat and throw the rest away. :barf:

Yeah. I've never eaten deer, but the smell is horrendous so I don't think I need to try it
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« Reply #3283 on: May 05, 2016, 02:08:21 PM »
And now I need to make some ribs. I'm going to try that salt and pepper only rub.

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« Reply #3284 on: May 05, 2016, 02:08:38 PM »
I've said this before and I'll say it again, the game-y taste is in the fat and connective tissue.  The meat is meat, tastes great, very similar to beef.  When we were butchering him (is that a better descriptor?) I got rid of all the non-meat stuff that I could.  If you pay someone to process your deer (like a deer processor) it will taste like what you think deer tastes like.  This fall, assuming I don't get an elk, we will take way more than one and probably not buy beef ever again.

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« Reply #3285 on: May 05, 2016, 02:15:07 PM »
Deer jerkey is delicious.

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« Reply #3286 on: May 05, 2016, 02:15:27 PM »
And now I need to make some ribs. I'm going to try that salt and pepper only rub.

don't

and ya, i wouldn't even eat the bacon after it touched that disgusting gamey meat


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« Reply #3287 on: May 05, 2016, 02:17:31 PM »

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« Reply #3288 on: May 05, 2016, 02:33:15 PM »
I like fatty meats, deer is like as dry as it gets.   No thanks.
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« Reply #3289 on: May 05, 2016, 02:41:10 PM »
It's like you read right over the part where I marinated it in olive oil.  Not dry at all.

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« Reply #3290 on: May 05, 2016, 02:48:45 PM »
Would eat the crap out of that, Emo. And I bet it was delicious, good work.

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« Reply #3291 on: May 05, 2016, 02:55:31 PM »
I like fatty meats, deer is like as dry as it gets.   No thanks.

Dry huh? Hmmm, maybe I would like deer...
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« Reply #3292 on: May 05, 2016, 03:02:55 PM »
Venison is delicious.

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« Reply #3293 on: May 05, 2016, 03:04:25 PM »
It's like you read right over the part where I marinated it in olive oil.  Not dry at all.

You covered it in bacon and it still looked like I would have needed to chew it a million times.
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« Reply #3294 on: May 05, 2016, 03:06:01 PM »
he also made a jacket out of a different animal that tastes good to cook it in

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« Reply #3295 on: May 05, 2016, 03:11:21 PM »
You load them with pellets and put them in your smoker and they provide additional smoke. 
No crap, but how do you light them. Does that sit on top of the cup that the pellets fall into to light?

Once it's full, I light mine with a torch (what you use to solder copper pipe).  I usually hit it a couple times with the flame to make sure it gets a good smolder going.  When I fill it, I just grab pellets out of the hopper and jam that bitch full.  Probably why I have to hit it a couple times with the torch.  As far as placement, if possible I put it directly under what I am smoking on the top rack.  If I have two slabs of ribs going, I place it on the cooking grate as close to the right side as possible away from the thermometer.
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« Reply #3296 on: May 05, 2016, 03:17:09 PM »
It's like you read right over the part where I marinated it in olive oil.  Not dry at all.

You covered it in bacon and it still looked like I would have needed to chew it a million times.

I did overcook it a bit.  :frown:  When I've done it right it's more tender than any ungulate I've ever had, God's honest truth. 

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« Reply #3297 on: May 05, 2016, 03:22:30 PM »
It's like you read right over the part where I marinated it in olive oil.  Not dry at all.

You covered it in bacon and it still looked like I would have needed to chew it a million times.

I did overcook it a bit.  :frown:  When I've done it right it's more tender than any ungulate I've ever had, God's honest truth. 

My experience is to grill the backstraps and make the rest into burger or jerky.
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« Reply #3298 on: May 05, 2016, 03:38:46 PM »
It's like you read right over the part where I marinated it in olive oil.  Not dry at all.

You covered it in bacon and it still looked like I would have needed to chew it a million times.

I did overcook it a bit.  :frown:  When I've done it right it's more tender than any ungulate I've ever had, God's honest truth. 

My experience is to grill the backstraps and make the rest into burger or jerky.

Even the tenderloin? 

I have shanks still which my buddy swears to me I will enjoy, maybe a roast or two, can't remember if I kept them or he did.  Made a lot of lean burger and sausage and jerky.  We're already quite a bit through him. 

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« Reply #3299 on: May 05, 2016, 03:44:53 PM »
Shanks: braise and slow cook in wine with thyme, some rosemary, shallot, cellery, carrot, bayleaf, and beef stock. 

season and lightly coat in flour before browning the meat in some coconut oil.  Cook the veg in the same pan after browning for like 4 min.  Put half the wine in with the veg at that point and reduce for another 3-4 min.  Put it all in a big casserole pot, bring it to a simmer on the stove top, cover, and put in the oven. 

Cook it for like 3 hrs at 325. 

Pull the meat and strain out the veg.  Reduce the sauce until it thickly coats a spoon. 

Serve it over some good gnocchi with some fresh green beans. 

any red meat treated this way will make something so goddamn delicious, you will lose your mind.