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Quote from: puniraptor on January 23, 2013, 04:46:37 PMpretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys having sex. then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seatI've got it on good authority (A++ source) a dude hooked up with a monkey and boned (raw dog) in a motel room and when the dude woke up the monkey was gone but written on the mirror was "You have AIDS now" or something like that. Both were obviously mommies, no question there. The monkey had got it from a vending machine that someone had stuck an AIDS covered needle in the dipsenser port so that when he reached in it stuck him in his hand and he had AIDS after that. And that's how AIDS started.
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys having sex. then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat
Quote from: Mr Bread on January 23, 2013, 04:55:49 PMYou can't get it from toilet seats unless there is a hidden AIDS coated needle to poke you. The toilet seat could be postively slathered with AIDS and you can sit on that sonofabitch bare assed all day and you won't get even a hint of AIDS in your system. What if your butt is so hurt it is bleeding or something? What then?
You can't get it from toilet seats unless there is a hidden AIDS coated needle to poke you. The toilet seat could be postively slathered with AIDS and you can sit on that sonofabitch bare assed all day and you won't get even a hint of AIDS in your system.
Bill DeBurg sounds like an bad person.
I'm not going to say any names. But if you ever have the chance to wait on my oldest niece. You probably have time to weave a Navajo rug, rebuild a combine, build a entire Lego town, take the truck out and get it muddy, then go home and fully detail it. Then she might finally be ready to go to the gun show.
Got my phone back but only until my parents find out about it. The phone I have is the mother trucking slow Virgin Mobile touchscreen trac phone. I've had this crazy thing for 2 yrs. I paid my own money for this device. Same goes with the HTC Sprint 4g, the IPod touch 1st generation, and the Sony PSP. My parents have taken away these items until Im out of their house. That's the way they are when it comes to video games or the use of internet. Now you all see why I've never really cared for my parents. Seriously I can't move on in life unless I have my Drivers License and some money. Here people think Im lazy when in fact they don't know whats really going on in my life. Well Im sick and tired of waiting around for my parents to help me out with my DL. Sometimes I wish I just ignore my dad and go to college.
If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.
QuoteGot my phone back but only until my parents find out about it. The phone I have is the mother trucking slow Virgin Mobile touchscreen trac phone. I've had this crazy thing for 2 yrs. I paid my own money for this device. Same goes with the HTC Sprint 4g, the IPod touch 1st generation, and the Sony PSP. My parents have taken away these items until Im out of their house. That's the way they are when it comes to video games or the use of internet. Now you all see why I've never really cared for my parents. Seriously I can't move on in life unless I have my Drivers License and some money. Here people think Im lazy when in fact they don't know whats really going on in my life. Well Im sick and tired of waiting around for my parents to help me out with my DL. Sometimes I wish I just ignore my dad and go to college.
Here's a better explanation of where the 2nd Amendment actually came from. The actual right to bear arms was divined at a time before the United States had a national army and the protective units were state militias. Guess what? There's aren't state militias now and the 2nd Amendment wasn't claiming the right for ANY citizen to own WHATEVER gun they wanted.
I'm a tornado....Thrash it Thursday. You know some shits getting mumped up at work today. Lol bring it on!
Quote from: Winters on January 24, 2013, 12:30:02 PMQuoteGot my phone back but only until my parents find out about it. The phone I have is the mother trucking slow Virgin Mobile touchscreen trac phone. I've had this crazy thing for 2 yrs. I paid my own money for this device. Same goes with the HTC Sprint 4g, the IPod touch 1st generation, and the Sony PSP. My parents have taken away these items until Im out of their house. That's the way they are when it comes to video games or the use of internet. Now you all see why I've never really cared for my parents. Seriously I can't move on in life unless I have my Drivers License and some money. Here people think Im lazy when in fact they don't know whats really going on in my life. Well Im sick and tired of waiting around for my parents to help me out with my DL. Sometimes I wish I just ignore my dad and go to college.I bet the feeling that you'll be posting his obit in the near future.
Any motherfuckers that wanna get ballsy and add me on facebook to try to start crap i'd think twice.I'm not about that drama crap never have been never will be you're wasting your time and energy that you should be spending on your kids. I'm all about that peace love and happiness baby.
QuoteAny motherfuckers that wanna get ballsy and add me on facebook to try to start crap i'd think twice.I'm not about that drama crap never have been never will be you're wasting your time and energy that you should be spending on your kids. I'm all about that peace love and happiness baby.
fwiw, it was posted by a girl
Quote from: emawblast on January 24, 2013, 07:27:42 PMQuoteAny motherfuckers that wanna get ballsy and add me on facebook to try to start crap i'd think twice.I'm not about that drama crap never have been never will be you're wasting your time and energy that you should be spending on your kids. I'm all about that peace love and happiness baby.oh wow. this one is great.
I now know what every woman in the world feels like. And to all those I have hit on, offended, or called slut to make you feel bad; I am deeply sorry for all that I have done and will continue to do. Except for maybe hitting on you because I know I'm sexy
So at about 11:30 today I think I mightve lost my mucus plug but idk cuz I got checked last night three times so we will now.
I signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattan
Remember Coon Hunter? Well things are looking up for himQuote from: coon hunterI signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattan
Quote from: RickRampus on January 25, 2013, 08:49:04 AMRemember Coon Hunter? Well things are looking up for himQuote from: coon hunterI signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattanBut how are his hips???
Quote from: puniraptor on January 25, 2013, 08:50:46 AMQuote from: RickRampus on January 25, 2013, 08:49:04 AMRemember Coon Hunter? Well things are looking up for himQuote from: coon hunterI signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattanBut how are his hips???Different kind of lineman school. I'm assuming he's referring to the kind who work on power lines. Pretty decent money, especially considering it's only like a six month program.